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Reviews for Princess of the Lost Kingdom of Hyrule

By : TBoneTony
  • From ANON - Anon on December 03, 2006
    Dude, I was like, Oh my god, he actually managed to write a story that doesn't revolve around sex! Then you brought up the plant, with them in it. You didn't put any sex at that part, so I figured there was still a chance you were turning over a new leaf. But..."OH NOES! I'M ON FIRE! BUT OH WELL, I CAN DRAG ZELDAS BURNING BODY AWAY AND PUT HER OUT WITHOUT EVEN FEELING PAIN!!!" Yada yada yada...they go to the lake, and they have sex.

    I'm just like, what the fuck... Perhaps if you knew anything about women, then you would know that just because a girl starts to open up to you or cry on your shoulder doesn't mean they want to have sex with you! And oh no, "Link, you just shattered my 'barrier' and I screamed in agony but when you asked if you hurt me I said it didn't hurt at all it just felt really good. Right...it really does not feel as good as you seem to think for a girl's first time. There's generally as much pain as there is pleasure, if not more. So get yourself laid and find out how this stuff works, PLEASE!

    But I figured you were gonna make them have sex at some random and stupid point anyway, so I just went on thinking you got it over with. Then you make them randomly get kidnapped for no reason, and they have sex again in boiling water. You do realize, that that's not fucking possible? Then there's a uh...a snake. A GOD DAMN SNAKE!!! And we have Link fingering Zelda inside it too. But I thought, ok, as long as he doesn't bring up the instant story killer, we're good.

    But you did. "Hey, why am I taller than you Link? OH NOES! Link! We're suddenly standing in quicksand for some random reason!" "REALLY ZELDA!? I didn't think it was possible for quicksand to exist on the beach!" "Oh well, now we're sinking into it. Its to bad, since if we didn't move towards eachother to try and fuck one more time then we would not sink and we could think of a way to get out!" "Oh well! I'd rather have nasty kinky quicksand sex than live and have sex thousands of times in a way that didn't condemn us to look like fucking pathetic ass losers!"

    ...Do us all a REALLY big favor, and FUCKING REALIZE YOU CANNOT WRITE FOR SHIT! EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER WRITTEN IS ABSOLUTE CRAP!!! THE ONLY REASON ANYONE LIKES ANY OF IT, IS BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST AS SICK AND FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD AS YOU ARE!!! You cannot write, and considering you can't write a single damned story that doesn't have a chick getting banged and losing her virginity inside a snake, a plant, or quicksand, you NEVER WILL BE ABLE TO WRITE!!! On top of that, you have NO idea WHATSOEVER how the female mind works. After they're just raped for instance, just because the love of their life saves them DOES NOT mean they want him to fuck them!!! And please, if a girl just met a guy maybe five minutes ago and already told him she loved him, then she obviously doesn't mean it. Get a clue fucktard! There is a word for you, but I can't remember what it is. The fetish for being eaten alive whole or somthing. You might wanna get some help for that.
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  • From ANON - CrazyIvan(notloggedin) on October 04, 2006
    You sir, are a sick and twisted evil fucker, and that's a damn good thing. It's really funny how everytime Link and Zelda are about to die they get busy with it. I've never heard of the Royal Calibur, did you come up with that youself or was it an actual item in the LoZ universe? Also, I could have sworne like-likes only ate shields for some odd reason, never seen them eat humans. Is his shield the Master Shield or the Hilayain Shield?
    Well, I look foreward to the rest of the fic, so I'll be checking back up on you...


    I wonder why they don't have a Master Machine Gun...

    Well anyways, this is CrazyIvan, signing off for now...
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  • From ANON - RAW19 on August 21, 2006
    different... but i liked it!
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  • From LinkSage on August 05, 2006
    not bad, but you keep switching tenses. Past or present tense, pick one and stick to it.
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  • From ANON - RAW19 on July 17, 2006
    wow. that was intense!
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  • From ANON - Antoniusan on July 17, 2006
    Still an awesome story, original, good written, sexually exiting and all that praising stuff. I sure as hell hope that Link survives and kicks Ganondorf's evil butt and saves Zelda. Then Link and Zelda have a bigass sexparty on their own for about two chapters :P
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  • From ANON - RAW19 on June 29, 2006
    OMG! that was funny! ha! ha! some parts at least. some intense situations comprised with out-of-nowhere humor had me on an endless roller coaster ride. i never expected a story like this and found it highly original and entertaining. i find myself eagerly awaiting the next chapter.
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  • From TBoneTony on June 23, 2006
    I will try to make sure that dose...oh I mean DOES not happen with my spelling.
    Last year I was worse but this year I have tried to improve, thanks for your honesty as it always helps.
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  • From ANON - Antoniusan on June 22, 2006
    Still a great story even though I could not help but to notice a few spelling errors. Most of them was the word 'does' as you had spelled it 'dose', which is wrong. I'm not accusing you of being like BAD at spelling, but you should check the spelling more with computer programs and/or prereaders (which I would be more than happy to be) to avoid further errors. As I said; great story that is great with that last, LONG chapter. Keep up the good work and post soon again.
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  • From TBoneTony on June 12, 2006
    No problem Anto

    I am just in a very busy stage in my life but I will continue the story as soon as possible,
    expect the third chapter in at the end of June or the start of July.

    Just like Shigeru Miyamoto, a delayed story has a chance to be better, a bad story is bad for life.

    That is why I am not rushing things but I plan to have this beauty finnished with up to at least 8 chapters at the end of the year, just when Twilight Princess comes out for the Cube and Wii.
    Thanks for you review.

    I want this one to be my best.
    While I am writing this, check out some of my other stories here or go to www.qslo.org where I have more stories and stuff there.
    It is a site dedicated to quicksand perils so this is where most of my stuff it always up to date.
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  • From ANON - Antoniusan on June 10, 2006
    This was pretty freakin' good! I love the games and all that and this story is just too good! Please don't tease the readers but post the new chapters ASAP. Keep up the good work!
    /antoniusan
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