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  • From ANON - Anon on April 08, 2004
    You should explicitly but what kind of sexual material is in this story, so people can know what to expect. You should under the summary put nc, rape, incest and adult w/ child. Many would find child rape and incest to be completly sick and offensive. You should do this to aviod begin flammed and to warn people who would find this material sickening.
    Your fic is a good story because it was sickening horrific. If horror was your intention for this fic then its a job well-done. But if anyone finds child rape sexually exicting that person needs to seek help.
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  • From on April 04, 2004
    Um... yeah... get help.
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  • From ANON - Seek help, pervert on February 14, 2004
    There's a difference between adult material and filth. This would be filth, I'm sorry.
    No one in their right mind regularly writes child porn. You're fooling yourself if you think otherwise.
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  • From ANON - Gabrielle on January 22, 2004
    Oh my...what the hell did I just read?

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  • From ANON - anon on December 27, 2003
    umm no no no no i refuse i hold Back FROM FLAMING YOU YOU ARE SO SICK!!
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  • From ANON - Radical Edward on October 29, 2003
    King Daphnes Nohansenule ule lay in his bed, smiling. He had plans for his tasty little daughter, big plans--he thought that perhaps they could take a month to themselves, travel about Hyrule with only a few of his guard as protection, and he could continue what he had begun in their little game. He was the King, after all, and his word might as well have been a decision of the Goddesses, right?
    He only hoped that Zelda wouldn't bleed so much, next time. Messy, that. There were so few little s ars around Hyrule Castle these days that he'd actually forgotten how they bled. But, ah, it was worth the mess, for the sensation...

    So lost was he in his fantasizing that he did not hear his door creep open in the darkness, nor did he hear the faint creak and scrape of leather harness and steel armor as the intruder crept to his bed. His hand was creeping down past the waistband of the Royal Pajamas when a throaty voice murmured "Hail, Hyrule King."
    He stiffened. Tvoicvoice was a familiar one, but surely not! She would never have come to him at night, though for a while he'd hoped she would.
    "I-Impa?" It came out in a squeak, and he stifled a grunt of irritation. After clearing his throat, he made another attempt. "Impa, are you there?"
    The voice was much, much closer, this time. "Well met, Hyrule King.he she said, directly above his face. That was odd--there was no pressure on the bed...he shook his head to clear it. "What are you doing here at this time of night, Impa? Shouldn't you be seeing to my daughter?"
    "Seeing to your daughter?" The voice was as calm and sensuous as ever. "I have already seen to your daughter, sire. She is safe now."
    Something in her voice warned him, and he sat bolt upright. "Safe in her bed?"
    Impa laughed, and Nohansen's spine turned to a ramrod of ice. "Impa?"
    "She is safe. You will never touch her again, nor see her, but that is only what you deserve."
    The King's fear was overpowered by his rage. "Wha-at? How dare you?" He leapt from the bed and over to the lamp, and fumbled with a match. His hand shook uncontrollably, and it took two tries to light it. Impa, right behind him, said something he couldn't quite hear, and the room burst into light. The walls themselves were glowing, and in the light, the Princess' nanny looked positively demonic. She leaned close to him. "Losing her isn't all you deserve, though.Her Her eyes were narrow, her eyebrows close. Usually so cool around him, the Shiekah woman's face held more emotion than he had ever seen on it...
    ...except in those rare moments when he caught herplayplay with his daughter, teaching her some new silly magic trick, coaching her with a wooden sword.
    lda.lda." he said, his anger again overpowering his fear. "What have you done with my daughter?" He turned to the door, but it was stuck fast. "Open the door, you stupid witch, or I'll let the guards have you!"

    She laughed again. "What guards, Hyrule King? There's no one here but you and me."
    Words that could have been teasing were transformed to a threat by her tongue. Her garnet eyes watched him closely as he slammed and shook the door. shouting for his guards, his maids, anyone to hear him.
    "How many children, Daphnes?" Impa taunted. "How many innocents, before this one? I'd heard stories, but you always seemed so sane, and it was so sad, so sad when your wife died. I didn't watch you as closely as I should, and because of it, SHE suffered. My little one. The one who has always been more my daughter than yours.
    Never again."

    Her gauntleted fist came back, and moved too fast for the King's eyes to track it. Next thing he knew, he was flat on his back, and seeing stars.
    "You broke my nose!" he bawled. Impa hauled him to his feet, carelof tof the blood. "Yes." she said. "And next?" Her second punch caught him to one side of his breastbone, and even through the fat he felt something break. He screamed in agony, and the pain of breathing only made him scream loude"Sh"Shut up, you fat old monster." Impa ordered. "You've got no right to carry on. But I'll make this quick, now. Do you remember who I am, Hyrule King?"
    He said nothing, clutching his nose, and Impa kicked him in the groin. As he fell , she caught him under the jaw with another punch, and she demanded "Tell me what I am!"
    "You're--you're--the last of the Shadow People." he blubbered.
    "Right!" she said, as if coaching a slow-witted child. "And who were the Shadow People?"
    "They were--they were--they were the wizard-folk, and the mages."
    "*Very* good, your lordship! Now, tell me something--do you think that it was wise to hurt the person that the very *last* of the Sheikah cared for most of all?"
    "She's mine! I didn't hurt her! She wanted it!"
    He collapsed under a rain of fists and feet. "Filth! Liar! You disgust me! The only reason you've kept your throne so long is because your people couldn't believe you were capable of the things you do every day! No more!"

    With that she stooped and lifted him as if he weighed no more than a child, and tossed him effortlessly onto the bed. She stood beside him as he gasped, waiting for his eyes to clear and his breathing to slow. "You listen very closely, you despoiler of children, you monster. She enjoyed the physical act--after you'd torn her so badly that she'll never be able to have a child of her own--because she loves you, and wanted to look in in your eyes, and because the human body is wired to like such pleasure. You've damaged her in more than just her body, Hyrule King. And for that--well."

    The world sparkled and spun, and Daphnes closed his eyes. When he opened them again, a moment or a lifetime later, it was morning--and he was looking at sunlight filtered through a canopy of trees.

    "Hello there!" Impa crowed, nudging him with one steel-toed boot. "Ready to start your new life?"
    Something about that seemed wrong, but his head was so foggy, he couldn't figure out what. Something felt wrong, too--he didn't hurt any more. And he felt...furry?
    He sat up and looked down at himself, and screamed in terror.
    "I'm a moblin! I'm a moblin! How? Why? I am your *KING,* damn you?"
    Impa laughed. "Not anymore! Get up, now, you've got a labyrinth to guard. That's what you're going to do now, you know--your real body is dead, and you're sitting happy and healthy inside one of Ganon's creations. I hope you enjoy it. It's everything you always wanted to be, Hyrule King--virile, muscled, a great attractor of attention. A bit nearsighted, it's true, but you'll adjust." She nudged him again, and he shot to his feet. "Damn it, woman, don't touch me!" He spun in a wide circle to strike her down with one blow of his now gigantic fist.
    But she was gone. Not even a leaf had broken beneath her feet, no sign was left of her passing. Furious, the King snatched up the spear he found laying beside him. There was a giggle from just around the corner of a crumbling stone wall, and he thundered toward it. "IMPA!" he shouted, or tried to shout: it came out as a meaningless roar. He turned the corner, and found himself face to face with
    --*that boy?*--
    a young Kokiri lad, garbed in green, whose fairy flew into his eyes and blinded him. "Now, Link!" the fairy chirped. As if there was nothing else in the world to hear, the transformed King heard the stretch of a bowstring being drawn, and the twang of its release. The shot was true, and the razor-bladed arrow tore through his flesh as though it were a single layer of silk. He fell to the ground, bleeding, dying, dead.

    Link skirted the monster carefully. "Faugh, it stinks!" he said. Navi bounced in agreement. "Look, it's not too far now." she said. "Zelda's nanny said that after this temple, we could see her again."
    Link grinned. "Good." It had been too long since he'd seen his little sister.



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  • From ANON - FandomAvenger on October 18, 2003
    Subject matter notwithstanding, that was quite possibly the worst porn I've ever read.

    Really, this looks as though you read the letters to Penthouse and believe they actually happen.

    I suggest you have sex before you attempt to write porn.
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  • From ANON - AIE on October 06, 2003
    Squeak. WTF?
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  • From ANON - O.O on September 22, 2003
    O.O
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  • From ANON - Anon on September 12, 2003
    please y'all. It's a story about a grown man fucking an eight-year-old. You can't honestly expect someone not to be offended. Maybe this
    Heywood person was molested as a child, or knows a kid who's been molested. I'm not saying this story should be banned or that the writer
    is 3V1L!!!11!! but if you write a story like this you should expect some people to have strong negative reactions.
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  • From ANON - Shad on September 04, 2003
    though I know this is not underrated, Im talking about other stuff.
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  • From ANON - Anon on September 04, 2003
    and heywood I say the same if you don't like it fuck off!
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  • From ANON - sysvirii on August 28, 2003
    Dear Mr. Heywood:

    Found at the bottom of every page is a disclaimer. It reads:

    The views, activities, and lifestyles portrayed in these fictional not-for-profit stories in no way reflects the opinion, activities, or lifestyle of the WebMistress. Each original story's copyright is held by the Author of the story and you should contact that Author with any questions or comments on their work. The WebMistress is not responsible for any of the Adult content found in our archives. By entering these Archives you are stating that you are of legal age to view and enjoy Adult materials in your area. If you are underage or if Adult Material offends you, please Go Elsewhere.

    So, to paraphrase, if you don't like the subject matter, go read something else. "Enter Zelda" isn't the only piece of work on here. By the way, please, if you are going to insult someone, don't use the same thing twice in one paragraph. At least be original.
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  • From ANON - Heywood on August 20, 2003
    That i... ... fucking vile. I mean, seriously, you're one sick fuck. Words cannot convey how disgusted I am, the rage I feel, the urge to squeeze the life out of the person responsible for this. I hope AFF busts your ass and hands you over to the police. I hope the police bust down your door, beat you almost to death, and jam you into a "Pound You In The Ass" prison. I hope Cellmates Bruno and Bubba teach you about real rape once they learn what you've been busted for, for the res you your natural life.

    Eat shit and die, motherfucker. I hope your sorry ass rots in jail, experiencing the things you've written about. It would be very fitting. Then, I hope they stick your head on a spike somewhere as a warning to the next ten generations as to what lies in the depths out there. Eat shit and die, motherfucker.
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  • From ANON - Anon on July 31, 2003
    Yummmmmyyyyyy.
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