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Reviews for COLD

By : Atroxian
  • From Yugeisaka on January 01, 2010
    Seriously, WHAT WERE YOU ON WHEN WRITING THIS!!!1!

    I loved it. Best laugh I EVER had! You have so much energy in your writing, it's like a real 16-year old on Red Bull is telling this, and him being Dante makes it even better. Even though the plot is complete crack (not to mention Dante wanting to lick Vergil clean (not that I'm complaining about that possibility)) you make it unbelievably believable by using your humor. Count me in as one of your fans!

    Best moment of geniousness;

    By this point, my brain was playing, ‘I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so!’. Behind the counter, Verge was on the floor laughing. Without much too much rational thought I lobbed a minty fresh scooper fulla ice cream at him. It hit home with a wet splat, and I was like / Wet towel between the legs! / But Verge wasn’t. Verge had that glare, the one that makes a lotta people pee themsleves, shooting straight through a scoop of vanilla-mint. Queeny was on the other side of the counter, blowing hot, rabid air on her cronies. I smelled anger. Of course, they didn’t know/ care that I had a life consisting of more than hairgel and shoes, so naturally they cranked up the pissy meters to full maximum when I abandoned post to go after Verge.
    .....SRSLY I almost peed myself. Best. Part. Of the whole fic.

    (Vergil needs an instruction manual. A slight glance in my general direction means roughly: “Suck me, now, or I will kill you”.)
    This.

    So, and the smut was.. one of the hottest things I red in a while. Humor and sex are like eggs and ketchup (I love ketchup on my eggs). But, to be a nagging bitch, it was a whole blob of text, and it could do with a blank line just to split it up a little. Just a suggestion though! I loved how you described the blowjob, and Vergil tasting himself (that is so sexy you wouldn't believe).

    The punchline killed me. Pure genius.


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  • From IsaacSapphire on September 29, 2008
    That is SO what I'd expect Dante to be like in customer service. The only thing I want to know is how the heck they've avoided being fired :)
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  • From ANON - Astrid on October 13, 2006
    GODAMNIT THAT WAS INTERESTING! O,O my first DMC yaoi and it was good, your great oh and it was funny as shit, you had me off my chair and on my ass laughing. keep up the good work.
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  • From ANON - Vincent on July 13, 2006
    sweet, i like the way you made Dante think through the entire thing. it's awesome. ^_^
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  • From ANON - Nanami on April 27, 2005
    haha! this was awesome. Reading it was great because I think you really captured Dante with the language useage and the like. Very nice. I thought it was just killer XD
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  • From JADEPRINCESS on March 13, 2005
    The SHADOW likes this one alot. It makes my mouth water.I can just picture this one and I wish I was there to join in.You know get right in the middle of it all, gotta love twins. If Dante is going to suck dick that is the way it should be done. Though I think Vergi is getting all the good action. Let my Dante get a little, he needs to get sucked up one good time to.I love your stories they are wonderfully brilliant.You are officially my new favorite author. Keep writing this shit so I can read it. Your stories are so hot and steamy. MUCH LOVE!!!
    SHADOW OUT
    Oh yeah email me sometime Cintifritz@aol.com
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  • From ANON - hogo-chan on February 22, 2005
    nice! write more!
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  • From MelodySparda on January 29, 2005
    Delicious as always Dante. ;3 Keep 'em coming babe! (Pun can be intended XD )

    ~*Melody*~
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  • From ANON - Sapphirexkat2 on January 28, 2005
    WoW! That was hot! I wish I had such sexy employees at my local Dairy Queen. T_T
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