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Reviews for Certainly Not Bisexual

By : mariamaxwell
  • From ANON - a wandering reviewer on February 27, 2015
    Alrighty. First off, some canonical issues. As a Fire Emblem fan, this little error made my gut drop. Marth is the prince of Altea. Roy is the marquess of Pherae. Two completely different nations on different continents. Innacuracy aside, the Metroid and LoZ lore were on point. Characterization killed the story's plot from the get-go. Seriously, that sexist 'controlling' zinger was completely out of left field. Roy would never say that, he wouldn't be caught dead acting like that. Stuff like NTR and cheating is only good if it's not perpetuating such jokes in bad taste. But, oh well. Water under the bridge.

    I think there was a computer error with the spacing because, good god, spacing killed my lady boner. Other things also killed my lady boner, but I'll get to them soon.

    As for the smut...it was meh. Vanilla girl stuff. Not too bad, but I'd push more for a mental angle of the pleasure. How is Zelda percieving the sex other than the physical end? It helps make the smut more inticing and warm, as vanilla needs that extra push to please its readers.

    Finally, dialogue. The girls were written well, unlike the boys. I think that your sense of character voice is great, as I could imagine Samus and Zelda speaking in my head. Not too many fics in general do that for me. Well done, Maria!

    The verdict: +++. Good on ya.
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  • From animekid on May 12, 2008
    ...I want more.....random goodness.

    this had yuri and yaoi all over it....and as a girl I am shocked that I liked this sort of thing!

    still good stuff; everyone was in character and it had pairings I never though of EVER....EVER!!!!!!!!

    ah if there was only more like this
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