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please I got to know more like what came through the door and more so please update this story

please update this story I really want to know what happens next

awesome start you got so please update soon i want to know what is coming through the door and what it dose to link

*reads fanfiction*
*eyes begin to bleed*
*pulls out AK-47 and shoots computer to pieces*
*gathers pieces of computer and throws them in fire*
*takes burnt ashes and nukes them*
*nukes the nukes*
*throws destroyed world into the sun*
*throws sun into a black hole*
*cries blood in emo corner for days on end because my favorite thing in the world -- Link and The Legend of Zelda -- is now ruined forever. Thank you. Thank you for making it impossible to ever play a Zelda game again without blowing my spleen out of my mouth. Thanks for ruining my impression of Link. Thanks for breaking me.
Excuse me while I go drown in alcohol so maybe, just maybe, I can forget the shit I just read.
And I only read this because I found it on Fan Fiction Friday. The commentary is the only thing that made it ever-so-slightly worth it. Not really.
Just... ugh. I'm going to be sick.
Something nice to say: You had nice syntax and diction. The subject matter just makes me want to jump off a cliff.

Awsome please update it soon what's about to fuck link next I want to know

hottest thing I have ever read

Fuck you. Just please fuck you this was the most horrible nightmarish shit I ever had the dark and morbid displesure to read

I think I just got nightmares. Like likes will never be the same again! Pfu, those perverted little things.
I really enjoyed this story, I thought the writing was quite good. Very nice. Thumbs up.

I really enjoyed this unusual ficlet. :)

I'm a little confused about what happened at the end... two small holes? Did it fashion Link into a girl?

I hope you write more.

What happened after? Next chap!