ode to my mistress

disclaimer: i do not own dungeon keeper or dungeon keeper 2, i find it unlikely i will get sued for writing this even if i were writing this for money which i am not. i am writing this beceause i loved the DK games and wish to share my love with others. this is a nonprofit series of poems by a fan of bullfrog's work. if i owned the means to do so i would have released DK3 by now, bullfrog is dead due to being bought out by a toy company. LONG LIVE THE MEMORY OF BULLFROG ENTERTAINMENT!!! if you wish to sue me for something i have done then all you will get is a couple firecrackers because i am a broke college student.
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A/N if you wanna review then do so, flames will be deleted, or belittled depending on how i feel.
these poems are rated R for swearing, possible sex and possible bondage/torture




Ode to my Mistress
Mistress beautiful, dark, and deadly
Hair red and fair how I love thee
Your claw-blades doth shine imperiously
My Mistress whip me please
I have been a bad girl and need to be punished
Whip me my mistress