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Get Rich Quick: By Marcus Kinkaid	By : Lemonator Category: +A through F > Borderlands Views: 12131 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Borderlands is property of Gearbox Software and 2K Games, not me. I have not made a profit off this, nor do I intend to.

Chapter List
- 1-The Porno Film
- 2-Behind The Scenes
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Greetings, comrade! My name is Marcus Kincaid although you've likely already heard of me. I am the greatest storyteller in all the land. My stories, they bring tears to the people's eyes. The people, they say "Marcus, your stories are beautiful! You have made my life worth living and now I want to bear your children!" Well, the women anyway. Sometimes the men. Today friends I have a story to share with you unlike any you've ever heard. It is a story that delves into the depths of the human condition, a story that brings to the surface the quintessential truths in life! What is that, you sleep? This does not hold your interest? You ignorant, uncultured--

Wait-what? Yes, yes. No. Really? Ok. As it turns out, unfortunately that is not the story I will be telling tonight. Instead, I will be spinning a yarn of filth and perversion, of sex and debauchery! The type of story that will you have you looking over your shoulder to check for mommy or daddy (or your wife). Oh. Ohhhhhh. Marcus gets it now, yes he does. You want to hear this story, don't you? You sick, depraved people. Speak not, I know what you think. You say "Forget the story," you want me to come over there in person and give you the real thing. Alas, I cannot. Forgive me ladies (and gay men?), but there is no way I can just magically appear from your computer screens and give you the sweet loving you so desperately need. And besides, I cannot just share my magnificent manhood with anyone, for I am a married man! I would not disrespect the woman by sharing myself with any of you, especially not the dudes. I apologize but I do not "roll" that way, as the kids say these days. Anyway, down to brass tacks! Our story begins in the Arid Badlands...

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The mercenaries were split up into teams of two that day. Brick and Roland patrolling the Dahl Headlands and Mordecai and Lilith hanging around the Arid Badlands. A bandit's head exploded like an overripe watermelon.

"Nice shot," Lilith said, taking a long drag from her cigarette. "Snipers are cool and all, but there's no intimacy in it. You're so removed from your kills. See, I prefer to get up close and personal." With that, there was a loud sound right beside him and a rush of wind. Lilith had warped into another dimension and was traveling at speeds unimaginable to humans. She reappeared 20 yards down behind a Bandit. The Bandit turned just quickly enough to get a shotgun in the face. Another guy took 15 shells in his chest at point blank range and did a back-flip involuntarily. Quickly and efficiently, she swapped out to her rocket launcher, shooting a single rocket at the three remaining men and phasewalking to avoid the splash. The three of them exploded in a shower of blood, organs and intact body parts. Before he knew it, she was back by his side, holding a decapitated human head before him. She tossed it over her shoulder casually.

"You know," Mordecai said, I couldn't have said it more eloquently myself. If killing is an art, you're an artist."

"You know," She replied. "Killing all these dudes has made me awfully horny."

A grin immediately crossed his face.

"Let's go fuck in that alley," He suggested. She graciously accepted his proposal. She turned a corner to the aforementioned alleyway. When he hesitated her arm extended from the darkness and beckoned him to join her. When he turned the corner he was violently pulled forward, against the wall, and into a powerful kiss. Almost as soon as his lips touched hers he felt her wet tongue invade his mouth. With one hand she grasped the quickly growing bulge in his jeans and with the other grabbed and squeezed his ass roughly. This only turned him on more.

Damn, this girl doesn't mess around, Mordecai thought, planning to do all sorts of dirty things to her once they actually started. But of course, who would be hiding in a dumpster a little more than 5 miles away, high, waiting to see the good stuff but Marcus? Well yes, that's exactly what he was doing. Mordecai, taking the initiative unbuckled his pants and unzipped them. His dick slipped out, head dripping with pre-cum.
With a swift motion he pulled her pants down around her ankles (revealing that she had no panties), lifted her up against the wall, and drove the whole 6 and a half inches up into her cunt. She gave him a pleased little smile along with a low moan, as if this was warm-up for her. He let her legs rest on his shoulders and he thrust up into her again. Marcus, leaned forward, sweating. He leaned too far forward. He tumbled out onto the concrete, Immediately both mercenaries stopped what they were doing and pointed their respective firearms at the Russian. Mordecai's dick was halfway up Lilith's snatch.

"Marcus, what the fuck are you doing? Your fat Russian ass has one minute to tell us why we shouldn't kill you on the spot," Lilith said. "Not only were you watching us, but you interrupted a good screw."

"Wait, wait, friends!" Marcus blubbered, trying not to piss himself, cry, or a combination of the two. "I have a great idea, and it involves money! Money for all of you!"

Lilith lowered her gun. "Keep talking."

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The four mercenaries were gathered inside what barely passed for a house listening to Marcus's idea with some amusement, disgust, or disbelief, depending on who you were.

"So what do you think? My script is good, yes?"

"One question: were you high when you wrote this?" Mordecai asked.

"No, of course not," Marcus replied. "Maybe a drink or two and maybe just a tiny shot of heroine, but no pot. Besides, it's good inspiration. Drugs expand your mind!" The sniper sighed, a look of irritation on his face.

"...So run that by me again. You want me to stick my dick in a scalding hot pizza?" Before he could say more, there was a knock at the door. The questionably sober man opened it and a scrawny kid with glasses and long messy hair answered it. He looked like he had just recently gone through puberty and had the acne to prove it.

"Your pizza, Mr. Kincaid."

"Thanks kid. Here's a tip." Marcus grabbed the box and gave the kid ten dollars and a revolver in exchange.

"Wow, a real gun!" Marcus closed the door and displayed the pizza box for all to see. The mercenaries (with the exception of Brick-his concentration was fixed heavily upon a small piece of lint on the ground) all gave him a cold stare.

"What," Marcus said. "He'll be fine, it's a good way to become a ma-" A shot rang out, followed by a dull thud. Judging from the sound it couldn't have been too far away from the house. "Heh. Could be someone totally unrelated. Anyway."

Rolland eyed the pizza box hungrily. "Are you really gonna waste a perfectly good pizza just so a guy can put his junk in it? I mean maybe if it was me..."

"So as I was saying..." Mordecai said, looking at Marcus with impatience.

"Fine, fine. Wait till it cools down, I don't care," Marcus said grudgingly. "Let's just get this set up, shall we?"

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After about thirty minutes, they had the set up and everything was ready to go. The camera stood a few feet away from the large queen sized bed, Marcus standing behind it. Lilith walked over to their manager with a copy of the script in her hand.

"Two things," She said. "One, I get the most money because not only because I'm the star, but because I'm having three cocks jammed in me."

"Don't women usually like that type of stuff?"

"One guy is fun. Two guys is a treat, but three is work. Which brings me to two: I get to choose who goes where, because I don't need to have seen it to know that Brick's penis is going nowhere near my mouth or my ass." She then folded her arms to let him know she meant it.

"Jeez, you guys are fussy," He said. " 'I don't want to put my manhood in white hot cheese, Marcus', 'I don't want to have a foot long cock stuffed down my throat, Marcus', man! You guys need to learn that real actors sacrifice for their art!"

"Well in case you haven't noticed," Mordecai said. "We're not actors."

"Oh."

"And we're filming porn."

"Right. Let's get started, shall we? Places, people."

Everyone but Lilith went outside.

"Aaaand action!"

Lilith sat on her bed, and twirled her hair with her finger. She looked down at her script. "Oh my. I'm so bored today. I hope some big hunky man would come in here and sweep me away." She shot a murderous look at the director, who pretended he didn't notice. At that there was a knock at the door. Mordecai came in, holding a pizza box in one hand (one would think unusually close to his crotch) and his script in the other.

"Hello ma'am," He said. "Your pizza is..." He turned a page. "...Ready."

Looking down at the paper again, Lilith replied, "Thank you kind sir, I was sooo hungry." She opened the box to see a rather large penis sticking out of the center of the pizza.

"Gasp, there's a penis sticking out of this pizza!" She exclaimed.

"I hope you like yours..." He paused for dramatic effect. "...Extra saucy." He took off the pizza box, trying not to scowl. Lilith got down on her knees and eyed his member. She touched her tongue to the head of his dick, tasting it first. She ran her tongue along the length of his shaft. She swallowed his cock with little problem; she had had some experience in this area. As she came up, she used her tongue again, hitting his most sensitive areas.

"Alright, Mordecai," Marcus called from behind the camera. "Take charge!"

Taking hold of the back of Lilith's head, Mordecai began to pump himself in and out of her. Her eyes went back in her head and saliva began to leak out from the corners of her mouth.

"Lilith, remember to act indignant," The director said.

She rolled her eyes. "Mmph." She went back to enjoying her mouth fuck, Mordecai now thrusting down into her throat with reckless abandon. He would have been worried with any other girl, but Lilith was no ordinary girl. She could handle it. Hell, she liked it. With her left hand she reached down below her and rubbed her crotch. With her right she grabbed a breast and squeezed it. As his moans became increasingly frantic, she got hornier. Hand on her pussy, she first inserted one finger, then two, keeping pace with Mordecai's thrusts. Her right fell from her breast and went to work rubbing her clitoris.

"Now bring it out for the money shot!" Marcus called.

Lilith was a little disappointed that he wasn't going to come down her throat, but whatever. He removed himself from her mouth, leaving several thin strands of saliva trailing from her lips. He pointed it at her face and began to stroke himself off. Lilith smiled and stuck out her tongue, waiting. When he still hadn't come, she got impatient.

"Let me take care of that," She said. She licked her hand and grabbed the base of his member. She began stroking rapidly, massaging his balls with her other hand. He let out a loud grunt and his warm sticky come covered her face. A big white gob landed on her tongue and she swallowed it slowly, relishing the taste.

"Was I cheesy?" Mordecai asked, a pained look on his face.

"The...cheesiest." She replied, with equal disgust. At that there was another knock on the door. She got up off her knees and went to the door. She opened it and Rolland and Brick walked in, carrying tool kits.

"We heard there was a problem, ma'am," Rolland said.

"Yes," She replied. "My problem is that there's only one guy fucking me and not three!"

"Well we can fix that," He said. "Me and my partner can do any job." Rolland went over to the Lilith and then looked back at Brick, who was staring stupidly off into space.

"Brick," Rolland said.

"What?"

"Come over here and have sex with me, you idiot," (Not in the script) Lilith said. Brick had a light bulb moment and joined the others. Mordecai lay down on the floor, and the lithe Siren straddled him, lifting her ass in the air, which Rolland was intent on fucking. Brick stood with his massive dick standing erect. It must have been at least a foot long, and twice as thick as an average member.

"Um," Lilith said. "I thought it was agreed I would not be gulping that thing down."

"C'mon," Marcus said. "Our audiences love it. I'll pay you double for it..." Well he had her there, Lilith would do just about anything for cash. She sighed. Brick was standing off to one side, his dick waiting for satisfaction. Reluctantly, she took the head in past her lips. At the same time she slowly sank down on the Hunter, easing herself into it. Rolland grinned and stuck a pinkie finger in her ass, testing it out. Tight, the way he liked it.

"Yo Brick, hold on a sec, man." He pointed his black cock in her face and she removed Brick's from her mouth for a moment to lube the Soldier up. He was a bit smaller than Mordecai, so she was glad he was going in her ass. Using her saliva as lubricant, he prodded her tight hole with his dick. Lilith licked Brick's overwhelming shaft up and down, before putting it back in. For now, what she couldn't reach with her mouth she stroked with her still wet hand. Rolland began to sink in, slowly. She was so damn tight, penetration wasn't easy. He could feel his dick being squeezed like a vice.
Lilith moaned as Rolland sank deeper. Simultaneously she buried Mordecai's dick with her pussy. Of course her moans came out muffled and unintelligible thanks to the giant man's swollen cock. She took a breath (what little she could manage) and took Brick halfway in. Halfway in with Brick would be like deep-throating the average male. Starting to gag, she went down on him further. By this point Rolland was in deep and was slowly pumping her asshole. His balls kept slapping her soft round ass. She came up on Mordecai only to drop down once again, spreading her pussy wide. Wet moistness began seeping out, leaking out over Mordecai and onto the floor.
She almost had Brick's entire length inside her but then she withdrew, removing him from her mouth so she could breathe. The first thing that came out of her mouth though was not a breath but rather a cry of pleasure and pain as Rolland shoved his dick in to the base. As he came out, he slammed it back in, pounding her ass at a rapid speed. As she was taking a breather, she stroked Brick's member and hoped that would temporarily satisfy the big man. She was also working Mordecai's pole faster, breasts heaving with every downward thrust. She took Brick's dick back into her mouth and somehow managed to swallow the whole thing. As she tried not to choke, getting plowed relentlessly in her ass and pussy, she bobbed her head up and down on the large man's penis.
The overall tempo of the four was increasing. She came first. There was a warm building feeling in the pit of her stomach and in her pussy. Then, waves of pleasure rocked her body, making her shudder all over and moan loudly. The vibrations from her mouth caused Brick to go over the edge. He grunted and shot his load down Lilith's throat. Rolland came next, deep in her ass. The warm sticky feeling filled her up and she came again. As a result of Lilith's multiple orgasms, Mordecai's dick was super-lubed and when Brick and Rolland withdrew he flipped her over on her back and fucked her wildly. Finally he came, shooting wave after wave of cum into her tight cunt. Lilith came a third time, a look of pure ecstasy on her still cum-spattered face, cheeks bright red, eyes closed tight. When he finally drew himself up, Lilith could not move from the floor.

"That was...somewhat enjoyable," She said. The rest, exhausted (with the exception of Brick-he could've gone a few more rounds, were still mobile and able to form coherent thought. Rolland turned to Marcus.

"So..." He said. "How much cash do you think we're going to rake in for this?"

"Yeahhhh, about that," Marcus replied nervously. "See...I never actually...filmed anything. I kinda just wanted to watch you guys do it." Lilith's eyes-which were previously closed-bolted open, and impossibly, she found the strength to stand, with a little support from the others.

"What?" She screamed. The other mercenaries gave him similar dirty looks (Brick just looked satisfied). "I just swallowed monster cock for free?" The mercs quickly dressed themselves and drew their respective weapons.

"You have a fifteen second head start," Mordecai said. Marcus ran. "14, 13, 12..."

"Zero," Said Lilith, wiping herself off on Mordecai's shirt. "Let's kill the bastard."

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Ah, unfortunately my friends, all good things must come to an end. I hope you have all enjoyed this story. I hope it has stimulated your gender-specific naughty bits and tickled your funny bones at the same time. Did I not tell you I was the best? Ah, but Marcus is a modest man. I mean yeah, I win prestigious awards for my genius almost everyday but...

"There he is! Get him!"

Uhhh, unfortunately my friends I must be going. Life and it's grand adventure calls!
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