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Haku's Night In	By : Rezalda Category: +S through Z > Vocaloids Views: 4313 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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- 1-Haku's Night In
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It all began when Haku watched a video on the internet about how to siphon gas. His beautiful, charming lips gently sucked at the siphon, encouraging the gasoline within to be taken into the siphon. His movements were tender, intimate.

Drunk and horny, Haku felt a tingling in her clitoris. Of course, she had no concept of her own anatomy, so she simply thought of it as her vagina.

With a beer in one hand and her drunken clit in the other, she began to masturbate.

But as we all know, it's hard to keep a boner when drunk, so Haku quickly grew bored with her attempt at self-loving. She wanted to try something new, and she was in one of those states where everything seemed like a good idea as long as it was nothing that any sober person would attempt.

"I think I'll put something in my vagina," she said. This time, when she said "vagina," she was indeed talking about her vagina. "Something that I've never stuck up there before, and masturbate with it!"

First, she looked around her kitchen for inspiration. Her eyes settled on a banana that she had planned to use to make soup tomorrow.

"Well," she thought, "why the hell not?"

Deciding that plastic wrap was for wussies, Haku plunked down on the kitchen floor, spread her legs, and jammed the 'nana in her na-na.

It felt surprisingly good. The peel was smooth and soft, like a lukewarm penis. Her vaginal muscles clamped down on it, making it softer and squishier with every thrust. The only problem was that the stem would occasionally scrape against her vaginal walls, which was rather painful.

She rubbed her clit with her other hand as she worked herself into a comfortable rhythm. Her juices caressed the fruit as it slid in and out of her, making deliciously naughty sounds.

"Oh...oh, fuck, yes..." For a moment, Haku thought she was going to reach her peak. But eventually, the banana grew softer and softer, finally turning into mush.

"Fuck," Haku said again, but this time, it was out of frustration. She couldn't keep masturbating like this, and now there would be no banana for the soup tomorrow. She tossed it in the trash and pulled up her pants.

Next, Haku visited her bathroom for some ideas. Toothbrush, hairbrush, nail clippers...Aha!

Her gaze had fallen on the toilet brush next to the toilet--that same brush that she used to clean it every two months or so. The bristles would probably feel really nice against her pussy. And really, how many people could say they masturbated with a toilet brush?

But even a drunk Haku knew that there were serious hygienic concerns with using a toilet brush to masturbate. Maybe she had better clean it first.

She opened the cupboards under her bathroom sink and looked for some cleaning supplies. Bleach killed everything, right? Right. She unscrewed the cap and poured half of the bottles contents onto the toilet brush, making sure to drench the bastard from one end to the other. She could practically hear the germs screaming in pain as they died.

Then, she sat down on the toilet and began to rub the brush against her cunt. "Ooh, yes," she moaned, "I'm such a naughty toilet slut. I deserve--eeeeeeyaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!"

Haku learned an important lesson that night: It is not a good idea to put bleach anywhere near one's vulva.

"Ow, ow, owww," she groaned as she stumbled out of the bathroom. "Okay, maybe that was a bad idea. God, I'm such a failure! Ohh, God, my vagina's on fire!" She hiccuped and fanned the area, as though really hoping to extinguish the pain.

She stepped into the shower and turned on the water. Maybe if she rinsed herself off, the pain would subside. She grabbed the detachable shower head and aimed it at her pussy before turning on the water.

Naturally, the water was cold. Haku squirmed and twitched, but held the head steady as she waited for the water to heat up. Her cunt muscles contracted and relaxed again from the feeling of the warming water, and her clitoris hardened again.

This time, Haku was determined not to lose her erection. She grabbed the bottle of children's shampoo that she had bought because it was cheap. It was in the shape of an elephant. A little pink plastic elephant.

Haku took a deep breath, and then pushed the entire elephant into her pussy.

Oh, but did it feel amazing! The trunk pushed up against her G-spot, and width was just enough to make her eyelashes flutter. She lay on her back and began to stir up a juicy fantasy while sucking on the elephant with her vaginal walls.

In her fantasy, she hung upside down while an octopus tickled her. Its long, wet tentacles flicked against her belly, thighs, and feet. In her mouth was a sponge that tasted of oranges. A penis that had lost its temper bobbed in front of her invitingly. It was an unnatural color--furious fuschia, maybe? But the color began to change. It grew darker and darker until it became long, dark gray, and wrinkled. An elephant's trunk. It pressed against her nose, making her giggle, then whisked out of sight.

"W-wait!" she stammered.

But the trunk was only playing. It was now pushing against the entrance to her vagina.

"Oh, yes," Haku moaned. "Fill me up."

One of the trunk's fingerlike projections gently probed her entrance and wiggled, as though trying to make her wet. But Haku was already soaked, and the trunk used both its projections to pry her open. Then, before her hole could close, it shoved itself inside.

"Ahhhh! Oh, God! Oh, God, yes!" Haku screamed. "I want to the whole thing! Oh! Oh, I'm gonna squirt! I'm gonna squirt!"

And squirt she did. Her juice spilled out of her body, running over her fingers and into the deepening water. Her pelvic muscles sucked the shampoo bottle ever deeper inside. Finally, she fell on her back and went to sleep.

10 minutes later, she woke up coughing, because the water level had reached her mouth. Realizing the shampoo bottle was still inside her pussy, she turned off the water, then reached between her legs and barely managed to pull it out. But it had changed color in there--it was now white as snow.

For the rest of the week, Haku came pink. And whenever anyone said anything about her seeing "pink elephants" from being drunk, she just smiled knowingly.

I'll never use any other shampoo again, she thought.

THE END
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