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Alluring Messenger Sinless Accuser
Disclaimer: I do not own Kid Icarus or Disgaea. Kid Icarus belongs to Nintendo and Disgaea belongs to Nippon Ichi. However, I own almost every single character in this story from the royal bodyguards to the Angel Assembly and the villains of course. Zelina and Sao belong to Zelina of course. I also don't own any of the characters from Smash Brothers from Fire Emblem to Sonic the Hedgehog. Finally Chobi is mine even though the Chocobo concept isn't!
Summary: Heaven and Hell were never on the best of terms. Even after all the events that happened, Pit finds out that Angel Land did make a pact with the Netherworld that the angels and demons refuse to acknowledge for the most part. The contract has expired and the pact needs to be renewed again to reassure peace across the universe. Upon realization that a new threat that calls himself Samael emerges, Palutena orders Pit to make allies with the demons. Not wanting to meet with the leader of the Netherworld though, Pit sends Li, Pepper and Kaguju to renew the pact. The trio end up being introduced to the Overlord and his vassals as well as what they are dealing with in terms of Samael. Soon, it becomes a race against time to find the beings called the Guardians in order to counter this powerful entity, but what will be the risks of the war? And is possible to fall in love during one?
Pairing: Pit/Laharl, Lamington/Palutena, (OC listing here) Isaak/Li, Sun-Wong/Himeno, Saber/Aqua and the others are going to be huge surprises
Rated: M (for mature)
Genre: Romance, Drama, Adventure, Humor, Angst, Friendship, Family and Horror
Warning: Yaoi (boy/boy), Unintentional OOC, extreme violence, the pairing having an age gap in terms of human years, child abuse, cursing, rape and other disturbing things that you can think of.
This is the first crossover fic that is an RP with my best friend Zelina. We both worked on this together and it's taking time and it's an ongoing project since it is an RP. Anyway, this is a darker fic than Fallen Angel if that is hard to believe. Pit is portrayed differently in this story, as you'll find out.
Prologue: The Mission

Angel Land...the place above the clouds...also known as Heaven that connected all the worlds was at it's finest. For the past years, there hasn't been a disturbance in Angel Land.
Kid Icarus or Captain Pit, commander of the royal bodyguards was fine with this. Pit was the youngest bodyguard starting as young as six and been the commander since. He was currently twenty-four (turning twenty five in a few months) years old in human years but to angel years, he was older than that. Then again, he accepts his age at fifteen when he goes to the human world. No matter what, he'll always be treated like a kid and he hated that.
Pit hadn't gone to the human world in the while and for good reasons. He decided that he would isolate himself from the world after an accident that almost killed one of the royal bodyguards. If he didn't let his kindness get the better of him, then the incident wouldn't have had happened. That meant he would avoid everyone...especially Ike. Ike was a member of the Smash Brothers tournament and shortly after the Brawl tournament came to an end, they parted ways. He did the same for Sonic the hedgehog and Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town. Sonic would continue to save his world with his supersonic speed while Ash would travel to the Unova region and meet new friends. Ike adventure seemed to have started again and Pit wasn't going to interfere.
Pit was bored now as a result, but he was fine with that. The place was tranquil and he wasn't planning on leaving.
Then again, Abbigale kept warning him to keep his guard up because years of peace always followed with chaos. Annoyed, he ended up hiding in the library because he didn't want to deal with her ranting.
"What do you want Captain Pit?" A girl named Ninian Lebedev who referred herself as Nina for short asked him. Ever since the young male librarian was transferred to another portion outside of the palace, Nina took over. Actually, she's been there for a while but gave the spot to said librarian before she was forced to come back and be the librarian and for good reasons. She was a sickly angel that could not move around as much without having spazz attacks. Didn't stop her from bitching at people though.
"Just wanted to get away from Abbigale."
"You know, if she fails to find you, she'll send her apprentice."
"Yeah...I know...and with her comes Pepper...and then I'm fucked."
Pepper was the eighth bodyguard of the group and represented fire. She was the loudest and most obnoxious member of the group not to mention very destructive. If there was nothing going on, she would send Chobi to make things interesting and that meant chaos and stress.
"Just don't tell anyone I'm here..."
"Alright, if you say so Captain. You know, you'll going to need a thrill soon if you keep that dull expression on your face."
As Nina left, Pit just chuckled to himself.
"Dull huh? Since when have I ever been called anything but that?"
"Hiding from the old witch again?"
Something suddenly jumped on the table, in front of Pit; cat looking like creature, with brown/red fur, long ear and fluffy tail sat in front of the Captain. It flapped its wing gently as he looked at the angel with his bright red orbs, match it its collar in which a silver bell was attached on it.
"Good thing she doesn't know your secret hiding." It purred. That was Sao, Abbigale apprentice's pet. "Don't worry, if you scratch my neck, I won't tell where you are."
Pit chuckled as he scratched the animal's neck. "What can I say Sao? I really don't want to hear her yapping. If she's looking for me, she'll go to Sun-Wong and he's a better listener than I am."
"Nyah~ But she could also need you... you know, Captain things..."
"Let Sun-Wong do that stuff. He's better at that stuff than me."
Pit sighed. He knew he shouldn't let Sun-Wong do all the work but he was the Captain before him. Of course he would know what to do. Pit just got lucky that he became Captain. If he had any say in it, Sun-Wong would still be Captain...
Sao moved his head, forcing Pit to scratch his left ear now. "But you can do things he can't. No one would protect us from an evil eggplant attack better that you, Captain."
Pit frowned at the mention of the Eggplant. He hated that thing so fucking much. He was glad that he could counter it recently and turn that bastard into an Eggplant, which was later eaten by Chobi.
"I'll send that thing to hell and back if that thing ever comes back to haunt me!"
It was official. Pit had a fear and deep hatred for those things, but at this point, he should have been used to it.
"I don't know how Li is so use to that thing!"
Lived Twilight also known as Li was his double ganger. His darkness. His other half. The part of him he wanted to cast aside originally before they both realized they couldn't survive without the other and just tolerated each other before they became very close to the point that they might as well be twin brothers. He's the fifth seat of the royal bodyguards and only gained it after beating Isaak Sosuke the lightning angel and ladies men of the group. Li should have had the same likes and dislikes as him but they ended up being very different people. Pit was technically a nice person until you pissed him off. Most of his inner thoughts were downright cruel and as time went on, Pit...wasn't really the nice angel everyone thought he was, but that didn't mean he was a bad angel either. Li on the other hand tried to be stoic and sadistic but the facade ended up falling over time and he ended up being hot tempered and easy to anger much to everyone's chagrin. Then again, Isaak loved making him blush. Pit didn't understand why the two didn't just hook up already.
"He-he, see? No one else could protect us from them than you~."
"Kaguju could...if he wasn't so secretive."
Kaguju...wasn't really an official member of the royal bodyguards. He was twelfth seat but he was more of a messenger than anything and his entire squad was all about information gathering instead of battling. Nonetheless, Kaguju was extremely powerful but never had to work to do anything.
"Everyone has their strength and weaknesses..."
"...Yeah...you have a point but if those weaknesses almost get people killed then..."
"Just make sure it doesn't. After all, the weak become strong when they can triumph despite their weaknesses."
"...Coming from an animal like you...I'll have to remember that."
Pit stood up from his hiding spot and stretched. "Well...I guess I should go see Lady Palutena."
"You are?" he said, jumping off the table. "I will come with you, hopefully she'll give be a treat."
"I bet she will but don't get your hopes up."
Pit slowly tiptoed out of the library in case Abbigale was around and then sped off. Nina yelled at him for running at the last second though.

Pit was greeted by many angels that worked in the palace when he was making it to the palace room. Of course, at the door was the newest member of the royal bodyguards Niels "Ginger" Platinum. Niels just came out of nowhere one day and demanded to be captain. Pit accepted his challenge and kicked his ass but Pit admitted that Ginger had a lot of potential as one of the bodyguards. This was mainly due to the fact that while he was arrogant and didn't pay attention to his surroundings, his flying skills were second to none and he was good with using his fists. As a result, he would take the previous member of eleventh royal bodyguard after she was assigned an official top rank in the military and could no longer stay in the palace as a result. He was a very impatient angel and it annoyed the white angel that all he talked about was being a hero and how he would surpass him. Pit had to be reminded that Ginger was younger than him at sixteen despite looking the same age, but Pit was still older than him, so he had to treat him with some respect.
"You're late Captain Armpit!" He taunted as he stuck his tongue out. "Lady Palutena is waiting!"
"Yeah, I know. I was reading. Something you wouldn't be doing."
"!"
Sao snickered. "Good one Captain."
"Yeah. Just move Ginger."
"It's Niels Platinum, and I thought you couldn't read!"
Pit just pushed him out of the way as he greeted Palutena who was sitting on her throne.
"Sorry I was late Lady Palutena."
Palutena smiled warmly that made Pit's cheeks go red. Palutena was like a mother to him but he she still made him blush easily. It wasn't hard given how much of a troll she was.
"It's not a problem Pit. As long as you're ready to listen."
Sao went to Palutena's sides, ready to listen as well.
Ginger went inside the room despite not being summoned. Palutena was a kind lady so she allowed him to stay. Pit told him not to open his mouth and he only obeyed because he was in front of the Goddess.
"Pit, are you familiar with a demon called Samael?"
Pit tried to recall the name. "Yes...he is portrayed as either a saint or a devil depending on who you ask in the human world, but as far as we angels are considered, he is equivalent to Satan. Why do you ask?"
Palutena frowned. "I fear that Samael will soon escape his imprison and attack the world that imprisoned him in."
"...Do you want me to defeat and seal him again?"
"Yes...but I do not know which word he was sealed in...it will take time to locate him..."
"...I see...so...I need to get Sun-Wong and Nina to start looking through the books to find the world?"
Palutena nodded her head. "And when you enter that world, you must be very careful. Samael is a demon that uses manipulation and illusions to his advantage to turn everyone against each other. When you go, only bring two angels."
"Oh! Pick me! Pick me!"
Pit glared at Ginger. "Ginger, you'll be staying here. You're not taking your role as a bodyguard seriously."
"I am! I can't do anything when you leave me here! How do you think the girls feel?"
"I don't have the girls always stay here. I just feel like they don't need to go to battle that me, Li, Sun-Wong and Isaak usually handle. You and Rita stay behind because you're inexperienced."
"But-"
"Please...don't argue now. I'll decide who when it's time."
Pit turned back to Palutena. Their gaze meant they already knew what they were going to say.
"Excuse me my Lady..."
Pit left the throne room dragging Ginger by the cape. It's annoying how he had to babysit him. Maybe if he gave him to Kaguju, then he would be killing two birds with one stone.
"Please Captain, not the cape! It took forever to make this!"
Pit released him. "Then listen to me and stop embarrassing yourself. I wasn't like you at this age for crying out loud!"
"But I'm a hero and I'm going to be different!"
"Whatever, just follow me and help me find Sun-Wong."
"He's in the garden with Himeno. He's trying again."
Pit rolled his eyes. Everyone knew that Sun-Wong had a crush on Himeno for as long as they could remember. That would make him a pedophile originally but he waited for her to mature into a full-grown woman before he asked her out...and so far...none of that sadly. Both of them were equally shy of each other. It was no better than being in constant denial of being in love like Isaak and Li were. Sometimes he wondered if angels were any different from humans when it came to love.
"So I guess it's time to ruin their time together again..." Pit said with a sigh.
Ginger followed after his Captain toward the garden.

Sure enough, Sun-Wong was trying to confess to Himeno. He was stuttering the words out to the point that you couldn't understand them. It was a painful sight to behold.
"Hey Sun-Wong, I need you in the library!" Pit called out effectively killing the confession.
The two angels looked away, both blushing madly because Sun-Wong might have gotten closer this time.
"Y-Yes Captain...What you need?"
"Go find a book about Samael with Nina and figure out the location of where this demon is sealed."
"Sir!"
Sun-Wong quickly rushed off slightly humiliated. Himeno sighed when he was gone.
"He was so close..."
"He'll get closer the next time. Himeno, where is Li?"
"..." She sighed again. "Fighting with Isaak..."
"Nyah~ Again?"
Sao was still following him.
"Oh, you followed me."
Himeno nodded her head.
"What is it about this time?"
The pink haired angel shrugged her shoulders. "It wasn't about Saber..."
"..."
"What could it be about?"
"With Li, the smallest thing that Isaak does would set him off." Pit said with a groan.
"Drama, drama, always drama..." the pet said, jumping on Pit's shoulder.
"They're older than me and they need to grow up." Pit said with a sigh.
"Should I look for them Captain?"
"Nah, let them be. You have more important things to do like cook?"
"..."
"Nyah~, that was sexist, Captain."
"! I didn't mean it by that!"
"You know that Pepper's division is the cooking one. Not mine."
Pit sighed. Ever since Brawl ended, they all voted on what each division would be doing. Pepper ended up being the cooking division and despite her psychotic tendencies, she was an amazing cook. Pit would still prefer Himeno's cooking though.
"Besides, the twin sisters are on cooking schedule today."
"Ju-Shu and Táo-Shu?"
"Uh-oh, prepare for an explosion!"
"Yeah...it better be fried rice..."
"FRIED RICE!" Ginger cheered. "But I prefer gingerbread cookies!"
"Yum, gingerbread cookies~"
"That's a snack, not lunch." Himeno reminded him calmly. "I'm going to head over to the third division. Mcenche is going to drive his men up the wall."
"Really? How unusual."
"Captain~ I want a treat, Lady Palutena had none..."
"I told you not to get your hopes up. Alright, we're head to the kitchen before I go help Sun-Wong."
"Am I excused?"
"Yes Himeno. Make sure no one dies when around Mcenche."
"Or else you will have to clean up."
Himeno smiled cutely but to Pit it was rather sinister. "That's not my job is it? All cleaning goes to the tenth division."
"Heh heh...oh yeah..."
"..."
"Well, I'll be seeing you Captain~"
Himeno waved good-bye as she flew off. Pit sighed as he looked at his wings. As long as he was blessed by Palutena or kept the three Sacred Treasures on him, he would be able to fly. However, without them, he was an angel that would never be able to fly and it would piss him off. Especially since Ginger was one of the best flyers ever...
"Captain, let's go! I'm hungry!"
"Me too~"

Making it to the eighth division wasn't easy. Pit was on the lookout for that crazy Chocobo Chobi. Honestly, he didn't understand why he said yes to Pepper on keeping that bird. If he had a choice, he would go back in time and stop his younger self from saying yes.
The food smelled delicious, but it wasn't Christmas cookies...or was it?
"Nyah~, smells good."
Ju-Shu was the one making something good. Her younger twin sister was nowhere to be found though.
"Not done yet Captain! Stay out of the kitchen!" She yelled. Unlike Sun-Wong, her speech was perfect.
"Nyah~ "
"That goes for you too Sao!"
"…"
"I want gingerbread."
"You get what you get or you'll starve. Unless you want to cook."
"Who was the girl that made the wonderful food when I first joined?"
"Nyah~, more drama ahead, Captain."
"It was Pepper." Pit told Ginger. "And before you say anything about marrying the girl who can cook, remember she's asexual...or bisexual...or lesbian or whatever she said she was..."
"Nyah~, she should make up her mind..."
"...What are you talking about?" Pit had to ask.
"Nyah~" he purred. "Never mind."
Pit for once was confused on what Sao was insinuating. He sighed as he left the kitchen dragging Ginger with him. When he did, a Chocobo crashed into them sending them flying.
"!"
Sao jumped down before the Chocobo's attack.
Pit and Ginger were not so lucky. "SQUAWK!"
"CHOBI! GET BACK HERE!"
Chobi noticed his trainer chasing after him and stepped on the two angels as he ran away. Pepper did the same thing as she stepped on Pit...but Pit wouldn't allow that and grabbed her ankle tripping her as a result.
"What the hell Pepper...I thought I told you to...err...my back!"
"Oh Captain! Is that you? My bad! I can't stay now! Got to get Chobi! He's got my Wii Remote!"
"Bad thing, nyah~"
"Out of all the things Chobi could do, this is THE. WORSE. POSSIBLE. THING!"
"Nyah~ go for it then."
"Of course!"
With Sonic speed, she dashed off to retrieve her Wii Remote.
"…You okay Captain?"
"No...my back..."
Ginger was still looking at Pepper as she left though.
"... Want me to call a doctor?"
"No...I'm used to it..."
"Is everything alright?" asked another voice.
Turning to the voice, the Captain saw a grown up angel, wearing a long green and white tunic. He had dark blue eyes, and long silver hair, along with not one, but three pair of wings.
He approached them with a calm demeanor. "I heard such a loud ruckus... Are you in pain, my child?"
"I'm fine." Pit said as he stood up instantly. "Can you get up Ginger?"
"Y-Yeah...still don't know why my heart is beating..."
"Here, let me help you..."
"I-I'm fine..."
Despite that, he still helped them to get up, softly smiling at them. Ginger didn't like the smile at all and Pit noticed that he was hiding behind him.
"You live in this palace, right? Is one of you would be kind enough to bring me to Lady Palutena?"
Pit looked at Ginger worryingly. Was this a good idea?
"Actually, there is a guy in the twelfth division whose purpose is to deliver messages to the Goddess herself. Shall I have someone fetch him or should I have him deliver the message for you?"
"Is that so? Well then, could you tell her that Seraph Lamington as arrived and ready to meet her?"
Pit nodded his head. "Understood. Ginger, go get Kaguju."
"Did anyone call me?"
As if on cue, Kaguju appeared out of nowhere. Pit didn't understand how this guy could appear and disappear whenever he pleased. It had its advantages but other times it was just plain annoying.
"You and Ginger watch him."
"Oh that's it Captain Tip? Fine by me~"
He was so mysterious that no one knew what he was thinking. He was indeed the wild card of all of Angel Land.
"... Would you hurry up please? This is very important..."
Pit scowled at the angel as he spread his wings and headed off toward the throne room.

Pit did not expect to come back and see that Abbigale was waiting to kick his ass. The minute he flew in…
"You insolent child! How dare you avoid me!"
"Ugh...sorry...I..."
"No excuses, you have a meeting at the Angel Assembly later on tonight and you will attend with Sun-Wong!"
"Argh..."
"Pit, is there something you need?"
"Y-Yes! Actually, there's an angel called Seraphim that wants you to know he's arrived to speak to you about something important."
Palutena's kind expression became that of a concerned mother. "I see. Please bring him here."
"...Okay..."
Pit didn't like having to run back and forth but if it were for his Goddess, he would do anything for her.

The white angel came back with the guest as well as Ginger and Kaguju following them. Apparently, Kaguju and Seraphim stemmed a very good conversation that Ginger did not understand at all that it ticked him off. Pit didn't like how Kaguju could easily get information out of people without trying simply because of how he acts.
"Yes, we use a similar technology to humans when it's about communication. We only use messenger angels when we need to communicate with another sector of Heaven. It's... more formal, I would say."
"I know what you mean. Pepper wants to do the same thing but Angel Land is so old fashion~" Kaguju mocked. "And the Angel Assembly isn't making things any easier."
"Ah, Seraph, it's good to see you." Palutena stated interrupting the conversation on purpose. "Kaguju, you may leave."
"What? Oh my Lady, why must you treat me so?"
He stopped his conversation, turning at the Goddess and smiling at her.
"Lady Palutena, what a pleasure to see you again."
Kaguju decided to drag Ginger out of the room. Pit also excused himself. As the trio left, Kaguju was prepared to use another route to spy on said conversation.
"Kaguju! Don't be rude!"
"Not rude. Just cautious Captain. Come on Ginger."
"It's Niels Platinum!"
Pit gave up and ended up going through the secret route that Kaguju made. He had a lot of them and no matter how many times Abbigale sealed them, there was no way she could prevent Kaguju from trying over and over again.
"Charming... the one in white was your new Captain, right?"
"He's an immature brat that needs to grow up!" Abbigale huffed.
Palutena giggled. "Now, now Abbigale, Pit has defended us more times than we could count. He has helped other rulers countless times and has been very royal to all of us."
"A valuable warrior I see... anyway..."
He took a more serious tone. "Samael escaped, isn't it?"
Palutena's expression saddened. "Yes..."
"Don't worry my Lady, you can count on Celestia to help you find him... "
Palutena nodded her head in agreement.
"In any worst case, I can try to contact the Netherworld and ask for their help. I doubt they will accept to help us, but it might worth giving a try."
Abbigale growled. "Not those bastards. We can never trust them at all."
"Abbigale..." Palutena muttered but sighed. "This might be one of the few instances where we have no choice..."
"Remind me, Lady Palutena, you used to have a peace treaty with King Krichevskoy as well, am I right?"
"Yes, I did."
"You will need to renew the treaty then. Unfortunately for us, King Krichevskoy died twelve years ago, and it has been in complete chaos until his son took his place as the new Overlord. I am afraid that if we really need their help, you will have to settle a meeting with him."
Abbigale continued to swear. "Demons as allies… we really are in trouble if it's our only solution!"
Palutena sighed. "...If that's the case, I'll send Lived to reason with him..."
"If it's your wish, I will go with that angel of yours as well. The both of us will have more chances to convince him to meet with you. I will explain the current situation to him as well."
Palutena nodded her head. "I'll also have Pepper go with Lived."
Abbigale just face palmed. "Why do you bring that crazy girl with him?"
Palutena just smiled. "In case things don't go well, she has her way of persuading people."
"We will depart when they will be ready then."
"Abbigale, can you get Lived and Pepper for me."
"...Do I have to get that red devil?"
The two were silent as Abbigale slowly began to leave...before she started to use her magic to hit the magic spot where Pit, Ginger and Kaguju were hiding. Of course, the only one she hit was Ginger as he came tumbling down from the magic that worked like a flash grenade.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"My eyes!" Pit shouted as he too came tumbling down.
Kaguju was a step ahead of them. He had sunglasses for this.
"?"
"Shame on you to spy! You kids are the worse!" She looked at Ginger and grabbed him by the cape. "Have your parents taught you any manners?"
Ginger didn't take the insult well at all as he yanked his cape back from Abbigale glaring daggers at his elder. "Screw them!" Ginger shouted. "We wanted to know!"
Pit rubbed his eyes before he recovered.
"Pit...Ginger..."
"Sorry my Lady...Kaguju..."
Palutena sighed again. "It was faint but I could tell he was in the room."
"Oh, I see... "
"Can't trust that man either. It's like you can't trust Amails."
Pit snarled at Abbigale when she said that. She realized she went too far and kept quiet.
"...Pit...Ginger...please look for Lived and Pepper, will you?"
"...Yes my Lady..." Pit muttered darkly as he stormed out of the room almost slamming the door on Ginger who shortly followed after him.
"... Amails?" Lamington asked, curious.
"They're...one third breeds." Palutena explained thinking that Pit and Ginger were gone. However, Kaguju was still around and she couldn't do anything about it. "They have the wings of an angel...the personality of a devil and the heart of a human...they were born into this world by forbidden means. There are either Angel Amails, Human Amails and Devil Amails..."
"Oh... "
"It's a sensitive subject to the angels here..."
"I guess that's their worst fault. Even here in Angel Land, angels still think they are pure and perfect beings, and anything no pure to them shouldn't be allowed to exist..."
"Sadly, there is nothing I can do about that even though I am a Goddess. But they don't need to know who's an Amail. It's very hard to tell who is an Angel Amail but Human Amails stick out a like a sore thumb...and Devil Amails look no different from real devils..."
"Sad thing indeed... "
"...Which is why I advise you from being anywhere near Saber. She doesn't take newcomers well because of this."
"I will keep that advise in mind then..."
"That is it..."
Finally, the two angels made their way in.
Pit was not pleased with the two at all. Mainly Pepper though. Her hair was mess but that was because she fought her Chocobo and won as she had the Wii Remote in her hand. She dragged Li with her and he ended up having a bad hair day as a result.
"I hate that Chocobo's guts Pepper!" Li shouted.
"He loves you~"
"Good day to you two, children." smiled the Seraphim.
"Good morning~" Pepper greeted.
"It's afternoon Pepper."
"I know, but the morning sounds better especially in Angel Land."
"So...we're here to basically...go to hell...wonderful...why am I stuck with her?"
"Because Lady Palutena wants you two to team up." Pit reminded him.
"I'm dead..."
"Pleased to meet you, young ones," The male angel began. "My name is Seraph Lamington, I rule over a part of Angel Land called Celestia, under Lady Palutena's orders."
"Please to meet you~"
"The same." Li muttered rolling his eyes. He didn't care about formalities.
"Lived and Pepper, isn't it?" he asked, just to make sure he memorized the names right. "Good, are you ready to go then?"
"We're leaving now?" Li asked annoyed.
"READY~" Pepper yelled as she dragged Li out of the room. Pit could only pray for their safety.
"Oh, I can leave you some time if you wish to be prepared. I will go check the portal and see if everything is alright for our trip meanwhile."
You do that. Pit thought to himself.
"I will give you ten minutes then." he smiled, leaving.
Pit sighed. He was still going to have to go to the library soon anyway.

The ten minutes being over, they all when to the portal room, joining Lamington, who welcomed them with an annoyed expression.
"We have a problem... the portal doesn't have a path to the Netherworld... " He said, sighing. "I can create one, but that mean I won't be able to go with you."
Li wanted to hit his head against the wall. Pepper grinned because an evil thought crossed her mind.
"Oh, we'll be fine." Pepper said as she wrapped her arm around Li's. "We like totally know our way in hell~"
"Sadly..." Li didn't bother pushing the red angel off. She was strong and he was annoyed by that fact.
"... If you are that confident, then fine...once there, ask for someone named Flonne, and explain to her the whole situation."
Lamington turned toward the portal and opened it, using his magic.
"Oh, one last thing." he added. "Don't be afraid to play by their rules. Use anything you need to convince them."
"I'm going to kick ass then if we can do anything." Pepper said with a Higurashi grin plastered on her face. "Chobi, I'll whistle for you when I need you~"
"SQUAWK!"
"God...help me..." Li muttered.
"I wish you luck then...but be careful; the Overlord isn't the most powerful demon for nothing."
"And we're the mother fucking bodyguards!" Pepper declared. "We destroy armies single handedly!"
Li just waved her off. "Can we go now?"
"Yes, please do."
And with that, they left. Lamington preyed for their safety. Unknown to the two, Kaguju thought that the two of them alone wasn't going to be enough to persuade the Overlord. When Lamington left the area, Kaguju used this opportunity to jump in after them using his own magic.

Me: TBC with 6440 words.
Li: First chapter…and I'm still stuck with you…
Me: Of course, I love you Li~
Li: Great…you're going to make me suffer the next chapter.
Yeah. So as you know, this is a co-op story between my best friend Zelina and me. It's an RP that was possible to turn into a story and it's the best way to get out the other royal bodyguards you might not see in Fallen Angel since I got Angel Land coming to life now.
Zelina controls all the dialogue that any of the Disgaea characters (from the first game) say (as well as half of the Smashers).
1. Pit is at least twenty-five years old. I like setting him to twenty-four though because it's easier. Plus he's going to turn twenty-five soon. Uprising has already taken place in this RP.
2. Since Li is Dark Pit and Dark Pit is canon, I can tweak what happened in Uprising. I portray Dark Pit as hot tempered in comparison to Pit who is a huge smart ass in comparison.
3. Amails will play a huge role in this RP. Given that Fallen Angel basically outright says that Pit is an Amail, it's not a shocker to those who have read said story.
4. Pepper is going to be breaking the wall a lot. Again, since I was role-playing with Zelina during specific events, we were making lots of jokes and actually put them.
5. The Angel Assembly is the angelic (more corrupt) version of the Dark Assembly in Disgaea.
I think that's it. Reviews are appreciated. Tell me or Zelina what you think and we'll keep
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