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Pinzu vs The Pussy (A 100% Orange Juice Adventure)	By : Boo-Sama Category: -Misc Video Games/RPGs > AU - Alternate Universe Views: 2724 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This fanfiction is based on the characters and fandom of 100% Orange Juice. I do not own 100% Orange Juice, nor do I make a profit from this story.

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It was an average Friday Night, and Pinzu was getting his ass beat in 100% Orange Juice, a game on Steam about using and abusing waifus (and one of 4 guys) in a board game setting to gain ultimate power, once again. This time The Blank King and nTurbo had joined forces as Aru and Aru to bully Pinzu, playing as Krila, into 4th place. Once again, Pinzu had failed his waifu, and was put into another deep depression about it. “GG” he said at the end of the game, but he didn’t mean it, this was fucking bullshit.

Pinzu shut off the game and went over to R34 to find Krila porn to jerk off to in order to fight his unbearable sadness, but alas, there was no porn. 100% Orange Juice was an obscure as fuck game with little in the ways of R34. Also, his Rem Figurine he ordered online was running extremely late, meaning he wasn’t going to get anything remotely close to what he needed to satiate his need to seed with.

Pinzu had had enough, he couldn’t bear this pain anymore. He went into his dad’s dresser and pulled out his Colt Single Action Army, and pressed the cold steel to his head. The last thing Pinzu yelled before everything ended was “I WISH THAT ORANGE JUICE WAS REEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!” and pulled the trigger…

Sadly, however, that chamber didn’t have a bullet, since Pinzu’s dad had shot Pinzu’s mom last week, and he was too lazy to reload the single empty chamber. Pinzu pressed the gun against his head again, still determined to end his life. But then, a thought of hesitation raced in his mind… Was this really worth killing himself over?.... Yeah, he thought it was, at least. Better now than never, anyways.

However, as if by fate, before he could pull the trigger again, his computer flickered on. Pinzu was confused, since it was already on, but now it was... doubly on. Pinzu put the revolver into his pocket and walked over to figure out what the fuck was up with this shit, only for a hand to grab his face, and drag him into to computer. This was the beginning of the greatest adventure Pinzu would ever know.

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Pinzu was dragged through cyberspace at what seemed like Mach 2, passing out during the first few seconds of the trip due to the shock of all this overwhelming his body. When he reawoke, he was in a vast mistfield of orange and pink colors. It smelled sweet, like sugary orange gummy bears, the mist lightly coating his attire of a black hoodie, sweatpants, and crappy beat up sneakers.

He felt at ease with the universe, and simply laid there for a few minutes, taking it all in. Maybe… Maybe he did end it all, and he is now in purgatory, just like that one bitch in “The Lovely Bones” who got murdered and raped by the local pedophile and spent a few minutes fucking around thinking she was alive, when really she was dead, and in purgatory. Pinzu thought that first act twist was incredibly stupid, but on the other hand, that might have been more accurate than he thought it was.

That must have been what happened, he died, didn’t know he died, and came here… Pinzu began touching his dick at the thought of violating that girl from “The Lovely Bones”, since he was into lolis. This created a “Lovely Boner”, and he used the wet, sweet smelling mist as a form of lubricant, rubbing his dick. However, before he could really get into the zone, a figure walked into his vision, causing him to awkwardly pull his hand from his pants and stand up to meet the figure.

“Who are you?” Pinzu asked, trying to play it cool. “Also I wasn’t mastubaring to the little girl from “The Lovely Bones”, I’m not a pedo, I just thought of her as a younger looking woman, also that actor is over 18 now so it’s perfectly le-”

“Silence mortal”, the figure told him, putting its hand-stump on his mouth. “I... Am Roblox Sweet Breaker, and I am here to grant you your final wish”. As she said this, she did a pose and glowed violently “AND I... AM YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL!!!”

“That makes sense” replied Pinzu to this utter bullshit… He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, admittedly. “But why are you only helping me now? My entire life has been an irredeemable shitbag trainwreck that, like my whore mom while she was alive, never stopped sucking”. Pinzu clutched the Single Action Army in his pocket, once again feeling the need to shoot himself.

“Because, my poor, sweet child” Roblox Sweet Breaker said, putting a her right block arm on his shoulder “I had faith that you would find your own happiness… But I was wrong, cause time and time again, you constantly fucked up your own life to the point where you were about to shoot yourself over not having appropriate fap material. You have broken all expectations I had in you, so now I have to physically come to you in order to save your poor, sweet, pathetic ass from an heroing”.

This made all too much sense to Pinzu. He was always a pathetic piece of shit who constantly turned down real life woman, or was too ignorant to notice when a woman was trying to sleep with him. He was also always sure someone was always watching him from above, which made him extremely paranoid, leading him to lock himself in his room whenever he felt it’s pressense. If only he had known all this sooner, his life may have been saveable.

“So….. You’re going to make 100% Orange Juice real?” Pinzu asked, a twinkle in his eye.

Roblox Sweet Breaker sexy cried a single tear, and said “Yes… But, there is one cost”.

“I’ll never be able to go home or talk to any of my friends again?” He asked.

“No, knowing you that'd be a blessing.” Pinzu thought about this.. That actually sounds about accurate. Thus, he did a soft not and shrug in reply.. “No, this cost is a bit more of a… Personal one. A small exchange, if you will.” She continued.

“Anything for you. M’lady. Merely tell me your request” Pinzu got onto one knee and knelt before her as a royal knight would. This was Pinzu’s best attempt at flattery twords a woman, by treating them as if they were a queen. This has failed multiple times in the past, however, he had this feeling that this time would be different.

As he performed the immensely embarrassing act (as in embarrassing for Roblox, not him), he felt something hard hit the top of his head. He looked up, and gasped in horror… He saw a large, skin colored, rectangular block hang from Roblox Sweet Breaker’s skirt.

“Suck my dick.” she replied coldly.

“... FUCK NO.” Pinzu replied, slapping Roblox Sweet Breaker’s loverod away.

“You do not have a choice, my child. Either you stuff this dangalang in your mouth, or you stay here for all eternity!”

“FINE BY ME!!!” Pinzu screamed, sitting down with his legs crossed, pouting. There was no way in hell Pinzu would ever resort to sucking dick. That was, like, one of his big no no’s, next to anal, and eating pussy. This shit would not go down like this. No way in hell.

Roblox Sweet Breaker attempted to wait him out, hoping he’d just give in with enough time. However, Pinzu’s resolve was strong. He already lost the will to live, so she had jack shit on him. Either she was going to make OJ real, or they were just going to sit here for the next few years. Roblox Sweet Breaker, not wanting to burn that much time in her precious schedule of doing guardian angel things, decided to sweeten the deal.

“Y’know…” Roblox began, trying to get Pinzu’s attention. “I hear Krila is walking home from grocery shopping today.”

“That’s a lie!” Pinzu pouted. “OJ isn’t real YET!!! You still need to grant me MY wish!!!”

“Oh, but my child, OJ IS real somewhere. Just not in your reality. Behold!” To prove what she was saying was true, she opened a small portal by ripping the time-space continuum with the edge of her block hand, which revealed Krila herself, walking down the sidewalk with several bags of instant rice. “See, my child? There she is... The woman of your dreams, strutting as if she had not a single care in the world. She’s even single, Pinzu. Every second you remain here is a second she might find true love that ISN’T you. Do you not wish to give her your embrace, my chi-” She turned to Pinzu, who had she had just realized was already sucking her dick… Well that was far easier than expected.

Pinzu gobbled Roblox Sweet Breaker’s member with gusto, the determination to go balls deep in his IRL waifu flooding his veins. “SHE WAS THERE!!! SHE’S REAL!!!” He thought to himself. This disgussting, hummiliating act of sexual satisfyment would only last a moment. The life he was going to have with his precious Krila, however, was going to last forever!!! He moved as fast and as furiously as he could, wrapping his tongue around the rectangular member, jetting his head back and forth as fast as he could, trying to force a climax as soon as possible.

Soon enough, his dream came true, and Roblox Sweet Breaker unleashed a thick load of white lego blocks down his throat. She let out a massive “O O F” as she did so, followed by retracting her rod, and spurting a few more bricks onto Pinzu’s face, which unattractively just rolled off it.

“Oh…. Fuck, okay. You did it my child… Well done…. Now get the fuck out of here” Roblox Sweet Breaker concluded, roundhouse kicking Pinzu in the face, sending him flying into a new formed portal behind him. She ripped open another portal, and took out a nice lawn chair from a nearby department store… And also summoned a few bottles of hard rum. Whatever Pinzu was about to do once he was in the OJverse, it was gonna be good. She popped open another portal, and proceeded to spectate.

***

Pinzu reawoke again, head on the cold pavement of an alleyway. He got onto his hands and knees, and coughed up a few white lego bricks. Was… Was it all a dream? He reached into his pocket, and felt the cold steel of his gun, and he sniffed his arm, smelling the sweet orange mist. Either he ate a bunch of white legos after a drunk bender after nearly killing himself, and somewhere along the way robbed someone of their orange perfume and sprayed it all over himself…. Or… His dream was real.

He looked out the alleyway cautiously, making sure nobody saw him, only to very quickly duck back into cover. He saw her… Krila!!!!! HE WAS IN OJ!!!!!!! She was walking down the street with a shopping bag of instant rice all alone, JUST LIKE ROBLOX SHOWED HIM!!! He could not let this opportunity slip. He had to come up with a battleplan, and fast!

Now, Pinzu had two options tackling this. He could jump out of the alley and confess his love to her right then and there, though this would most likely result in him being rejected once again, leaving him only with Plan B. Right as Krila walked in front of the alley, Pinzu grabbed her by her fluffy collar and dragged her into one of it’s inner walls. He then grabbed her by the neck and pressed his revolver against her forehead.

“You’re going to take off all your clothing right now, and let me split your pussy open with my dick, or I’ll kill you right now, and cum inside your bullet hole” Pinzu threatened, shaking the gun violently. Pinzu… He wasn’t the best under pressure. In fact, he was trying his best to not have a panic attack while holding Krila up against the wall.

“Ha… You attempt to rape me?” Krila started, scoffing. “Try as you may, it will take far more than just a mere bullet from the universe’s strongest firearm to puncture my dome. You clearly do not know of whom you’ve just dragged into what I can only assume is your… Home... Regaudless, I have no attachment to you, so I shall end you as quickly as we ha-” Pinzu pointed his gun towards her rice in a last ditch effort to salvage this scenario. “NO PLEASE, I BOUGHT THAT USING THE LAST OF MY MONEY!!! I HAVEN’T HAD A SINGLE GRAIN IN 4 DAYS!!!!” Krila screamed in absolute, genuine fear. The plush rabbit that was about to snap Pinzu’s neck suddenly fell to the ground, void of life.

“Then you know what to do” Pinzu said coldly, snatching the bag from her and walking backwards, deeper into the alley, giving her space to “present”. Checkmate, motherfucker!!! This is how long standing, romantic relationships are built!!!

With no other choice given, Krila began to undress, starting by removing her angry cat brooch. She looked at it for a bit, most likely to question what she was doing, but as Pinzu’s gun pressed harder against her beloved rice, she tossed on the ground. Live or die this day, she cannot go another without having some form of delicious, gain based substance entering her system.

The next item was her puffy jacket, which she allowed to slowly drop off her back, and onto the ground... Next, her shirt. Her first step was removing her adorable brown bow, which popped off easily. Her troubles came with her actual shirt. She fiddled with the buttons, slowly popping off each, one by one. She had trouble since, normally, she would have her plushies do it for her, but sadly, her fear of losing her grain made her unable to use them, so she was all alone in unbuttoning.

When the last button was gone, she carefully slid each sleeve of herself, and tossed the shirt to the side, revealing her black, lacy, B cup bra. Pinzu began to lightly salivate at the sight, becoming more and more aroused as each article of clothing popped off.

Next step was her big, puffy skirt. As she began, Pinu halted her. “NO.” he demanded. “Turn around first, and bend over as you do it. You don’t want one of these rice packets to take a hit, do you?” Krila took a deep beath… He had her surrounded. There was not choice in the matter for her. She slowly turned around, and bent over, grabbing the zipper to her dress and slowly, oh so slowly unzipped. After the zipper fully zipped, she grabbed the sides, and began to pull down her dress, revealing her petit, cheeky behind, guarded by a silky, lacy pair of panties.

Pinzu could control himself no more, he tossed the rice and gun to the side and pounced the presenting Krila, ramming her head against the wall. He flopped out his more than erect cock, and slid it between her legs, right below her cunt. While lightly thrusting between her skinny, soft legs, he undid her bra,letting it fall to the ground. After that, he grabbed hold of her small tits, and hoisted her upward, pressinger her back to his chest. He was able to get a good look at her boobs. They were small, delicate, and oh so tender. He listened to her whimper as he aggressively rubbed them, the sounds echoing around the barren alleyway, and filling him with an incredible amount of ecstasy.

After a bit more rubbing, Pinzu tightly pinched Krila’s nipples, causing her to squeal in pain. This noise caused Pinzu to release a hot patch of precum onto the ground. Anymore playing, and his full load would be lost, so Pinzu took action. He forced Krila to to the ground, onto her knees, face on the floor, right onto where his precum landed. With her so vulnerable, Pinzu took a single finger, and slid the lacy material of panties to the side, and proceed to gorge himself on it. She let out light squeals as Pinzu’s tongue explored her pussy, licking all up and down her slit, lapping up all of her sweet, succulent juices. Fully refreshed from so much forplay, it was time for the main course.

“Fool” Krila scoffed. Pinzu was surprised.

“You call me a fool? You’re the one face first in my cum.” Pinzu replied, thinking he was on top of this situation.

“You threw away your only leverage on me.” Krila said, followed with a spine tingling laugh. Pinzu looked behind him, realizing one of Krila’s many plush rabbits had stole back Krila’s bag of rice.

“Shit” Pinzu said aloud. Krila quickly lifted her leg upward using incredible flexibility to kick Pinzu on the balls while down, causing him to fall to his knees like a bitch in pain. Krila got back up, and summoned her rabbits to grab hold of Pinzu’s arms, restraining him. Krila put a hand on her face, taking some of Pinzu’s precum, and smeared it all over his face, and as she did, she gave one of the biggest shit eating grins she could. This show of strength and cockyness caused Pinzu to cum, spraying her left leg in the process, which was incredibly embarrassing for him. With no more time wasted, Krila roundhoused kicked Pinzu’s head clean off, killing him.

THE END…?

Pinzu reawoke in the field of orange mist, there waited a very dissapointed Roblox Sweet Breaker.

“Wha….. What happened?” Asked Pinzu, feeling up his own neck since he was pretty sure that thing snapped in half.

“You done fucked up, my child. Krila lured you into putting down her precious grain, and fucked you up. You never stood a chance against her, anyways. She would never let someone as weak as you split her cunt for the first time.” Roblox Sweet Breaker replied.

“Then… Then I have no reason to live” Pinzu took the gun in his pocket he was pretty sure he dropped in the alley and put it against his head. He was ready to die, now knowing he would never be able to fuck his precious Krila.

“NO MY CHILD” Roblox Sweet Breaker yelled, shooting a block at the gun, causing it to fly out from Pinzu’s hands “It is still possible to fuck Krila in her tight pussy, you merely have to become more powerful!”

“How!? I’m a pathetic weakling who would kill himself over running out of wank material” Pinzu replied, looking down at his feet and kicking up some orange fruity mist dust.

“You must seek out this world’s greatest rapist. One who, while not able to get into Krila’s panties as of yet, has fucked over 50% of the cast in this world's inhabitants against their will. She’s a cold, heartless, borderline demonic piece of shit who won’t hesitate to rape you too if yo so much as look at her funny.”

“But…. Who is that?” Pinzu asked, wonder who his new sensei would be. Roblox Sweet Breaker said, pulling out a magical image from the ether.

“...... By god.” Pinzu gasped, staring at the person before him. Before he could ever dream of having his way with Krila, he would have to gain the professional information from….. Kiriko.
AN: The prior has been edited to more suit the future quality of the fic as a whole. Future chapters will soon relfect this level of quality (which is most likely not much) in the future. In addition, some plot elements of the past may be changed as to create a more fluent narrative later on, meaning some things in the past may not match up perfectly with the present until everything is patched up. Thank you for your patience!
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