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Shadow of Destiny: The script of sarcasm	By : Shenai Category: -Misc Video Games/RPGs > Walkthroughs/Hints/Spoilers Views: 1697 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own the game that this fanfiction is written for, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
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Disclaimer: It�s not mine, but it�s okay, I�m gonna borrow it anyway.

Note: This chapter shows just how long ago I actually wrote this thing. It was around Christmas when I did this ending here. Just telling you that so what you read next doesn�t confuse you. Enjoy.

(Ending B1.)

(After a pleasant evening of whipping cream in order to make a chocolate log for Christmas dinner tomorrow, I now have a bit of spare time on my hands so I decided to write up the B1 Ending for you, you lucky dogs. If you think back to the last heart-breaking addition to this script, (although I can�t blame you if you choose not to) you�ll remember that Homy died, Hugo disappeared and Eike and Mary Sue stayed in the 21^st century together. This needless to say, sucked a lot, and I doubt that any ending after that one could be any more painful so I am plowing on valiantly. I hope you have all taken the time to heal up, although it�s obvious some of us heal faster then others. Akito has a nervous twitch in one eye and has been throwing vases around ever since he had to recap that horrible chapter. Then I remembered that this was just normal behavior for him. I on the other hand have pink eye and a spasm in my right arm that won�t subside. This would be due to the beater that I was using for an hour just to whip some damned cream. I swear to God we almost had butter. Oh and before I start recapping this ending I would first like to reiterate to you a dream I had last night that restored my reason to live. Akito was happy too when he heard about it. I dreamt that I was in the first episode of Fruits Basket, only it was different to the one as I saw on DVD and it seemed that Tohru had already been there for a while as well. I was seeing things from her perspective, God forbid, but I wasn�t actually her, I was me staring out from her eyes whilst she was unaware of my presence in her body. You think this sounds creepy? It gets worse. Tohru was doing the housework dressed in astronaut outfit. You read right, a fucking astronaut outfit. And the house itself was suspended up in the sky so that when you looked out the window, it had stars all around it. Everyone else was dressed normally thank God, but Tohru had this great mother-fucking helmet on that made it really difficult to see. I remember that I felt really motion sick, because whenever she moved her head, my own vision would blur. It was crazy. N E way, there was Tohru vacuuming away merrily and suddenly Akito storms in through a side door that doesn�t actually exist in the house on the show. And let me be the first to tell you that he looked fine. Apparently he�d gotten over some of his angst boy issues and was eating a bit of red meat for a change because he wasn�t skinny anymore. Well I mean he was slim, but his bones didn�t stick out anymore and he had pecs. No, not boobs like Homy�s, actual pecs. His hair still looked the same and he was wearing a pair of tight black pants and a sexy kimono top thing, with dangly sleeves like Yuna�s. And it actually looked hot, if anyone could pull it off it would be Akito. He was flanked by two bodyguards, one who looked like The Rock and the other one who looked like me. I hope he wasn�t expecting trouble because I don�t know who would be more useless in a fight. It turns out that Akito, apart from being a full time asshole and master of the Sohma family, also ran the Japanese Mafia. He�d decided at the last moment that instead of getting Hatori to erase Tohru�s memory, that he would come over and kill her himself. Then he laughed in this really evil way and started to smoke this big ass cigar. Yuki stormed over to him and yelled that he wasn�t going to let Akito hurt Miss Honda because he loved her so much or something, and then Akito did the best thing in response. He reeled back and did this amazing Trinity kick that practically touched his own nose. It hit Yuki full in the chin, smashing his head back through a window (that doesn�t actually exist on the show but was there in my dream) and killing him. Shigure started to moan about his house being destroyed again and The Rock yelled at him to shut up. So he did. N E way, Akito came towards Tohru and whilst I was cheering on for her death, I didn�t particularly want to die whilst I was in her body, so I did what I could to protect myself (and sadly her) from harm. I started to say the Lord�s prayer. Akito ignored me and kept coming closer so then Tohru joined in and finally Shigure and together we sounded exactly like a professional boy�s choir. I couldn�t figure it out either. Finally The Rock and the Bodyguard me also pitched in and Akito turned to yell at them giving Tohru and I a chance to escape out the window. Of course neither of us considered that the house was suspended a mile above the ground and so naturally, we fell. But it�s okay, we landed safely outside of my own house and by then I had my own body back. I bet you can guess what I did next. Akito walked up, only this time he was dressed in a trenchcoat and had a red streak in his hair. This was probably due to my reading of a web comic the same night, of a character dressed in a trenchcoat with a red streak in his hair called Tomas. But whatever the case, he looked really hot and for some reason I didn�t run on over and rape his sexy little ass, I ran away with Tohru. I thoroughly hate myself right now because I know that in real life I would much prefer Akito�s homicidal company to Tohru�s. But I think the point was that he was after us both for some reason. I�m going to go out on a limb and say that he was trying to rescue me from her. At least I hope he was. So Tohru and I ran and ran and ran, whilst Akito managed to keep up with us at a leisurely walk. Oh and Tohru was wearing her school uniform now, not the astronauts uniform thank God. But this is where it got really terrifying. Kyou joined us, and he had a hairstyle like Seymour�s and he was wearing this brown suit with long coat tails. We all ran on top of this shiny floor that was made up of part of a carpark and suddenly we went into battle mode, FFX-2 style, only the battle music was the opening theme to Fruits Basket done to a jazz beat. It was bizarre. To make matters worse, Tohru was suddenly dressed as FFX-2 Yuna and I was dressed as Rikku. I don�t know who Kyou was trying to be but he was standing behind us, whilst we formed the first attack line. I get the feeling he would have been better up front, being a black belt and all, but what do I know? N E way, Akito strolled up and he summoned a bunch of fiends, including a flying eyeball with wings to attack us. I swear I�m not smoking crack. Though I don�t know if that�s supposed to make you feel better because if I were on drugs I�d at least have an excuse for dreaming all this crazy shit. The flying eyeball went on up to the shiny floor across and above from us and I jumped over to follow it. To make a long story short it kicked my ass and Kyou-mour of all people had to come and rescue me. Only he was a real bitch about it and couldn�t even jump across. He had to go round the side way and climb up a net to get me. But he got his foot caught in the net and was stuck upside down. Naturally he left Tohru and Akito alone so he killed her using some psycho attack that involved a huge hook coming out of the wall into the other wall and then tearing across the room at neck height. Naturally, dumbass Tohru didn�t move and the chain caught her in the neck and threw her over the side to certain death. This caused Akito to start doing a funny victory slayer pose, by brushing out his trenchcoat and posing with his hands on his hip. Then he came and rescued me from the upper floor and we all went out to dinner at Ayame�s restaurant and it was lots of fun. I think this was my subconscious�s way of trying to heal me. It�s saying; "Shenai, I know you�re in pain after watching that scene the other day, so I hope this makes you feel better." It did and now I am capable of writing out the B ending without breaking out in hives. I shall do this now, after completely boring you with a dream I had with no relevance to the Shadow of Destiny script whatsoever.)
(Ending B1.)

(The way to get this ending, is if you talk to Homy right after talking to Hugo then go straight back to him without speaking to Sybil. If you do this, the following scene will occur.)

Eike: Hugo�

Black Hugo: (Clearly annoyed, having to spend so long with two idiots who don�t have a brain cell to rub between them.) Where�s Homunculus? ($1000.) Get a move on, all right?

Mary Sue: Hugo, stop this.... (Can�t she go for just a minute without saying anything? One fucking minute that�s all I�m asking for!!)

Black Hugo: (Glances at her as if to say �Shut up� then looks back at Eike, gesturing around all over the place with the knife. I�m starting to get the feeling that Hugo has size issues like Kyou.) Hurry up. Or would you rather I leave her here in this age?

Eike: (Surprisingly calm despite having been dealt the ultimate threat.) Go ahead.

Hugo: (Stealing Tidus�s line.) Huh!?

(The camera shows a shot of a pair of brown shoes sneaking up behind Hugo. They don�t clicky-clack so they�re obviously not Homy�s. ... Oh Homy, God how I miss you...)

Eike: She�s the only family you�ve got left. Are you still going to leave her behind? (Hugo�s default response to this would be; "Wouldn�t you? I�d rather be alone then living with her!")

Hugo: Shut up!

(Mary Sue notices the person approaching and turns her head look. She didn�t even do it inconspicuously which means that Hugo would have noticed if this was real life. But that�s the Gaming License for ya. NE way, the person who has been sneaking up is none other then... MR. ECKART!!! Gasp, shock, general surprise. The way he�s staring at Hugo makes me feel a bit uneasy, but I did after all see Homy�s toothpick death only yesterday so I feel safe in the knowledge that nothing that bad could happen again. Oh how very naive I was.

Mr. Eckart gets closer and closer, extending his arms like he�s about to give Hugo a big hug. I really don�t like where this is going. Finally he sneaks right up behind him and Mary Sue quickly ducks out of his grasp, stumbling away like a little bitch. Hugo barely acknowledges that someone is behind him, before Mr. Eckart has his arms around his shoulders gyrating against his back. DEAR JESUS FUCKING GOD, WHY!!?? What did I do that was so wrong??

Hugo: Wha--??

(Mr. Eckart is way too much into pressing the entire length of his body up against Hugo�s back whilst the latter squirms and bucks against him trying to escape. Steady on Mr. E, at least give the kid some candy first. Eike naturally is disgusted at the spectacle but Mary Sue just seems glad to be out of harms way. Or maybe she�s just glad that Mr. Eckart didn�t get a hold of her first.)

Mr. Eckart: Settle down. (I guess he doesn�t like it when they struggle. He basically has Hugo lifted right off of the ground in his passion, who is grunting and screaming between thrusts. This is not what we wanted Konami. We said Eike and Homy, not Eckart and Hugo you sick bastards. I can just hear the fangirls of pedophilia, power their pens into motion. Let�s not go into all the doujinshi this scene must have spawned. I would like to sleep tonight, thank you.)

Eike: (Wondering whether he should cry, scream, run away or all the above.) Mr. Eckart!?

Black Hugo: (Wondering why the Hell this freaky old man is violating him in the middle of the street.) Damn it! (Amazingly enough he only sounds as uncomfortable as Seymour when Kimahri stabbed him in the chest with his spear. Insert all kinds of spear jokes in regards to this scene right now and no pun intended when I said �insert.�)

Mr. Eckart: (Pinning Hugo�s arms to his sides as he takes him against his will. Mary Sue meanwhile is standing less then two feet away watching this wonderful event unfold. This is probably her first yaoi experience, (though it�s not one I would recommend at that.)) I was worried, so I followed you.

Black Hugo: Let go of me!! (The poor kid sounds ready to cry, not that I can blame him. Jesus Christ hasn�t he been through enough without this? He�ll never be the same again.)

Mr. Eckart: (Enjoying his ravishment of Hugo way too much.) Fat chance. (He grunts. That needs to be mentioned.)

(Even though she has been fine watching from close up until this point, Mary Sue suddenly decides she�s had enough and runs towards Eike. Time for her big stupid blonde piece of man meat to save the day. She basically throws herself into his arms Rinoa style and sobs against his chest. I�d cry too but I�m tougher then she is. That and I used up all my tears peeling and slicing the onions tonight.)

Mary Sue: Eike�(As the pair embrace like long lost lovers. Oh God, as if I�m not sick enough as it is.)

Eike: Are you okay? (Mary Sue nods against the wall of his chest. This lovely scene is further enhanced by the rhythmic groaning and grunting going on in the background. I think I just lost my dinner and frankly I don�t know if I�ll ever eat again. Life at this point seems bleak and hopeless. Still, I must be thankful that I�m not Hugo. Thank the Lord for small favors.)

Black Hugo: Damn it!!

(Eike and Mary Sue look over to see Mr. Eckart with Hugo practically bent right over, still going at him like a horny little jackrabbit. I did not need to see that. Mr. E�s hands are holding Hugo in the center of the chest and the victim himself has a horrified pained expression on his face, as you would expect. What? You didn�t actually think he was enjoying it did you?)

Black Hugo: Let go�let go of me!!

(Thankfully for him and for us, he suddenly gets a burst of strength and bucks forward, throwing Mr. Eckart over one shoulder and sending the guy rolling like a bowling ball.)

Mary Sue: Oh!

Mr. Eckart: (As he is torn forcibly from Hugo.) Ow! (Slams up against the bench beside the statue and from what it seems, hurt�s his little arm. He is gripping it above the elbow and looking quite frankly as though he is about to have a heart attack. Well really, a man his age shouldn�t be exerting himself like that. )

Eike: (Just standing around with Mary Sue letting this 40 something year old man take on the homicidal 16 year old kid with a split personality and a knife. Asshat.) Are you all right?

(Mr. Eckart glances back at Hugo who is bent over, taking deep breaths and trying to calm himself. I�d straighten up if I were him. He notices Mr. Eckart staring and gets ready, holding the knife firmly in one hand preparing to take his revenge on the evil old rapist. Mr. Eckart quickly jumps to his feet and charges Hugo, who barely has time to raise the knife before the old guy tackles him around the waist football style and shoves him to the ground. We get a lovely little Eckart ass shot as he straddles Hugo�s waist, pinning his arms to the ground beside his head. I think I should remove my eyes with a dull spoon before I have to witness whatever happens next. The worst part is, Hugo lost the knife when he was shoved to the ground so there�s no way he can even stab Eckart�s ass now. ... That came out so wrong. I�m sorry.)

Black Hugo: Hey...!

(Mr. Eckart humps Hugo�s waist for a few seconds, even managing to rub his chest up against his, whilst he pins his arms. I crawl up in a ball, clawing my eyes out wondering why God has forsaken me. And also wondering why it couldn�t have been Homy and Eike. That I could have handled. Even enjoyed. But I think it�s safe to say at this point that the game designers are not on my side.)

Black Hugo: (Whimpering.) S-stop it...!

Mr. Eckart: (Humps him some more just so Hugo knows who his daddy is.) No way.... (Like I said he�s enjoying it too much. He gyrates against him some more and I�m full of sympathy for the poor kid. No one deserves this, no one short of Mary Sue anyway. Not that anyone would want to hump her but you get my drift.) You won�t get away from me as long as you�re after Eike...

Hugo: H-help... Sis...! (He�s so scared he�s calling out for Mary Sue of all people to save him. The pain that poor kid must be in.)

Mary Sue: Hugo, stop this. Please, I�m begging you to stop�

Hugo: He�s the one doing it, not me!!! (Okay, I made that up.)

Mr. Eckart: (Humping Hugo a bit more. As he does blood starts to rain down from the heavens, the earth cracks open and creatures of Hell spawn out over the world and the Virgin Mary cries.) See that�You�ve got family of your own, and you don�t treat family that way. (Oh, but it�s all right to hump random kids you see in the street?) And Eike�he has people he cares about too. Don�t you ever forget it. I feel the same way about my Family. (What? He violates his own family members?!) Do you think there�s a parent worth his salt out there who doesn�t care about his children? (Hopefully not in the same way that he just demonstrated. I think Hugo�s just discovered a multitude of reason�s why he should appreciate his own father. I�m hoping this was Mr. Eckart�s intention the whole time. I hope.) Do you understand what I�m saying? I�m someone�s parent, and you�re someone�s child. (Hey, it�s an aspiring Tohru! Mr. Eckart grabs Hugo by the front of his shirt and lifts him up to stare right down into his face. I feel ever so nauseous right now.) So I�m telling you, end this right here, right now. (Hugo naturally looks terrified. Hey, wouldn�t you be?) Even if you keep trying, I won�t let you do it. Do you understand? Promise me you�ll end this....

Hugo: (Willingly gives in to Mr. Eckart�s demands.... Not THAT way!! God you�re sick! At this point I think Hugo would agree to anything as long as it meant Mr. Eckart would no longer violate him. I think this is a wise decision. Poor, poor kid, what a day.) Okay....

(Eike and Mary Sue look over thankfully, glad the whole R rated scene has finally come to a close. )

Eike: Hugo.... I�m glad it was you and not me. (How I wish that last part was true. I�d pay money to see that.)

Mary Sue: Hugo.

(The camera pans over to show one of the most disturbing shots ever seen in a videogame. It has Hugo sitting up with Mr. Eckart sitting straddled on his lap, legs folded on either side of his waist. I think I�m definitely going to be sick now. You bastards no longer owe us an Eike/Homy sex scene, you are obligated to give us one. Mr. Eckart finally has mercy on Hugo and stands up, whilst Hugo himself just looks down, relieved beyond anything that the torture is done with. He slowly sits up, silent for a while as he comes to terms with the reality of what just happened to him, then he pushes it to the back of his mind such as he does whenever he is touched by Mary Sue. And Jesus Christ you sick fucks, not that way. How can you make this any worse then what it is you masochist!?)

Hugo: Sis... I�m really sorry. Can we go home? (I have to admit a life with Mary Sue sounds like Heaven compared to the alternative. A life spent as Mr. Eckart�s bitch slave. Eek... Hugo then looks up at Eike.) I�m sorry about everything. Forget the Philosopher�s Stone... it�s okay now. (He stands up painfully, giving us a bit of fanservice with his ass right in the camera. Fortunately there doesn�t seem to be a hole in the back of his pants so maybe he hasn�t been tainted beyond repair just yet. It doesn�t seem as though he�s waiting around to give Mr. Eckart another chance though.)

Mary Sue: Hugo.... (Runs up to him. As if the kid hasn�t suffered enough, now he has to put up with her too.)

Hugo: C�mon, Sis, let�s go home. When we get there, I promise I�ll destroy the time traveling device.

Mary Sue: What!? Seems a shame.... (No. No it�s not. It means she can never come back here, this is good!)

Hugo: It�s my way of making amends and turning over a new leaf. (Limping away very quickly from the place of bad happenings.) I left the machine outside of town. I�m ready to go. (What? No shopping?)

Mary Sue: (Nervously glances at Mr. Eckart.) Well, then, I guess�(turning to look at Eike.) �it�s good-bye.

Eike: (Smiling joyfully, due to the fact that she�s leaving and he�ll never have to see her again.) Take care of yourself. (Translation: I hope you die a long painful death you Mary Sue slut.)

Mary Sue: (Smiles and nods, promising to research a multitude of painful suicides just so he can be happy. She then nods at Mr. Eckart, thanking him for humping Hugo into submission then finally races after her brother who is wasting no time in getting his violated little ass out of there.)

Mr. Eckart: Good luck.

(Mary Sue catches up with Hugo and the two of them look at each other for a second before heading off through the buildings. Hugo of course seems to be in a lot of pain, but like Akito said; "Healing takes time.")

Mr. Eckart: (Seems amazed that the Viagra he took before leaving came through for him.) I wasn�t sure whether I could pull it off, but�What did you think? (To Eike who has come up beside him) How was my performance as the righteous parent? (Excuse me? Righteous parent did I hear right?)

Eike: (Trying to contain the bile in his throat.) Don�t say that... it wasn�t a performance. (See? Even Eike of all people can see through this sack of lies.)

Mr. Eckart: Really.... You know, that girl just now�(I would love to hear him say; "She�s probably the ugliest girl I�ve ever seen." For once I wish the game designers would just indulge me. But judging from the last scene I�d say not anytime soon.) I guess my little girl, Dana, would have sort of looked like her if she�d had the chance to grow up. (And what the fuck makes him think that? I think someone�s been taking one too many puffs on Homy�s geniebong...) I got this strange feeling looking at her.... (I hope it wasn�t the same feeling�s he had for Hugo.)

Eike: Oh...?

(There is a black out scene, then a little expository flashback panel in slow motion of Homy stealing the baby, just in case we�re all drooling idiot�s who have forgotten about the little switcheroo he pulled. Not that I mind seeing Homy again, after the pain I had to endure less then a minute ago. It�s like putting blistered feet in a soothing antibacterial foot-bath. There is another black out then the scene reopens on Eike�s pensive expression.)

Mr. Eckart: Hmm? What�s the matter?

Eike: Oh, ah, nothing. By the way, Mr. Eckart, how�s the arm? (Great way to change the topic there Eike, I�m sure you fooled him.)

Mr. Eckart: Don�t worry about it. It�s nowhere near the punishment I deserve... I just hope you can be content with it. (Huh? No, I don�t think Eike will be content until he breaks your arm in half you big dope.)

Eike: Ah, look, I�m not-

(Suddenly a bright light flares up from outside the city illuminating everything in a blue glow. It�s obviously the time machine taking Hugo and Mary Sue back to their own time. Finally.)

Mr. Eckart: Well, anyway... I don�t exactly know who they were, but I hope that kid and his sister have a good life. (After what you did to him I would hope so too.)

Eike: Yeah... I hope so too. (Steal my fucking line why don�t you, Eike?)

Mr. Eckart: ...I�ll guess I�ll be going now. What about you?

Eike: I�ll be okay . (Because as far as we know, he has no home and lives on the street.)

Mr. Eckart: All right. Feel free to drop by again, anytime you like. (After seeing what he did to Hugo I doubt Eike will be dropping by anytime soon.) I�m looking forward to it. (Like I said.) Take it easy till then, OK? (Waves and walks away, rounding the corner at the edge of the City Hall. I hope there are no little kids wandering around the city right now, mood he�s in.)

Eike: I will. (Watches Mr. Eckart go with an ever elating feeling of relief. There is a blackout and the chapter ends.)

(End chapter 8.)

(Epilogue. Ending B1.)

(The scene reopens on Eike staring off after Mr. Eckart like some creepy stalker.)

Homy: Well, (Eike snaps around to see him leaning against one of the support beams of the City Hall.) looks like it�s over, doesn�t it? Mmm-hmm. Good job, Eike. (Hmm, feels like Deja vu...)

Eike: ...I...I was trying to change my destiny....

Homy: (Already bored with this speech.) And you did.

Eike: (Stepping forward dramatically.) But...was it all for you? You used me.... (Why does he sound so surprised?) To make sure that you would be created, that no one would rewrite that part.

Homy: (Not caring a jot.) Now, let�s not have all this unpleasant talk about "using". (Straightens up and turns to face Eike.) I mean, who cares really? Yes, yes, you managed to preserve my destiny � if you�d been killed, I would never have been born. (Puts his hands on his hips, breaking off into a rendition of the Time Warp.) Immortality has it�s perks, but you have to be given life first.

Eike: I see.... (Dead people?) So I was just being used.... All your talk about an ancestor � was that just to get me to go back to that time? (I think we�ve already discussed this Eike.)

Homy: (Looking around innocently, batting his pretty eyelashes and spewing cuteness out of every pore. You can�t half tell I�m in love.) Well. How should I know...? (Because you, unlike the rest of the cast, happen to know just what the fucks going on 20% of the time. At the very least.) Oh, by the way, I need the Digipad back.... (He probably has a party to go to. I imagine you could do some great party tricks with that.)

(For some reason, the scene blacks out then reopens on Eike fishing into his pocket and pulling out the Digipad. Homy sashay�s up, wiggling his parachute panted hinny for Eike�s enjoyment then proceeds to stand there as Eike holds the Digipad out to him. He stares at him in longing for like 15 minutes, before finally reaching up to take the device out of his hand. Ooh yeah baby. The sexual tension here is just killing me. And I�m luvin� it. As he takes the Digipad from him, Homy�s fingers brush the underside of Eike�s. Take it. Take it bitch. This is beautiful after having to watch that appalling rape scene previously. )

Homy: (Watching Eike in a lovey dovey kind of way.) Farewell, then.... I�ve managed to preserve my own life. But�(looks to the side as though suddenly bashful. My God is it possible I could love him anymore then I do already? I think my love for him is about to open up an inter dimensional portal to another world if I think about it anymore.)

Eike: But what?

Homy: Oh, well... you chose your own path, after all. (Cocks his head to the side, gazing at Eike fondly. Dear sweet merciful God...) And I suppose we won�t be seeing each other again. (Gee, I wonder why he sounds so disappointed?) Your fates in your own hands now, I�m afraid.

(There is a drawn out five second shot of Eike staring at Homy and Homy staring back, raising his eyebrows as he very obviously checks him out. Could it be? Could it be that the game designers are for once throwing me a bone? I don�t believe it! This is too good to be true! Homy checks out Eike a little more, his whole posture and expression saying; "Love" and then tilts a little to the side and raises his hand slightly. I�m desperately hoping that he is about to run it over Eike�s tight ass, but it seems he�s just waving good-bye. For crying out loud, the guy�s spent the entire game trying to get into Eike�s pants and now he finally has the chance, and he becomes all shy and demure! I�d be mad, but the fact that he�s playing coy makes me want him even more. Yeah, even with the boobs. I�m sure I could handle it! ...But then again, I don�t know if I can handle Homy; someone with not only boobs, but brains and a spine. ...Uh, sorry I got distracted! Back to the script!)

Homy: Good-bye. (Starts to strut away, giving Eike the perfect chance to scope out his butt. Eike decides that now of all times, that he wants a piece of that hunky Homy hinny and tries to call him back.)

Eike: Hey!

(Fortunately Homy has way too much class to turn around and give into his urges, though you just know he wants to. Instead he keeps on ambling away, his shoes clicky-clacking all the time, then gradually starts to shift out in his over done sequence of pretentious red globules. I breathe a big sigh of relief when I realize that he is safe now and those stupid bastards at Konami are not going to force me to watch him die again. If they did that after watching the rape scene, I would have had to taken the playstation cord and hung myself with it. N E way, now that the love of his life is gone and Eike finally realizes that he just blew his final chance to score himself some hot genie lovin� he decides to just stand around, thinking about what a huge dipwad he is. He does this for 5 seconds, then does what every self-respecting young man does when he�s just been dumped. If you say, �puts his hands down his pants� I will be forced to march right into every readers house and kill you all myself. (Even though it�s probably right.)

Eike: (Sighs.) Hey... I wonder if that bar is still around. I�ll go celebrate�for staying alive today.

(And with that he marches off into the night to grab himself a drink. Hell, I think he�s earned it. And on that note, I think I have too. So that�s it for now, the Christmas Eve update. The final screen on the B ending has a picture of Eike hanging out at the bar with Spud and WHG. I bet he�s really missing Homy now. The writing on the screen is as follows: B Ending.

"It�s all over. But somehow it left me without a sense of finality." (That�s how anyone would feel if they failed to boff Homy my man. That�s how anyone would feel.)
(From all of us here at Yaoi/Script Recapping Headquarters we wish you all a very belated Merry Xmas and may the Great Ayame-San bring you lots of yummy bishounen and sweet shounen-ai lemons!! ^_^)
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