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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike	By : GintaxAlvissforever Category: +S through Z > Super Smash Brothers Views: 1933 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers or SEGA Superstar Tennis. They go to Nintendo and SEGA. Sun-Wong, Mcenche, Himeno, Li, Isaak, Aqua, Pepper, Saber, Rita Kaguju and Ian are mine.
Summary: Sonic tries to think of a way to patch Satoshi and Falco's relationship up when NiGHTS decides to make a grand appearance by pulling off one of the hottest pranks ever...well...in fangirls eyes anyway because Pit has permission from Master Hand to call his two faithful royal bodyguards which brings the whole cast...
Chapter 10: NiGHTS' Prank

Sonic had a hard time speaking to Ash for the rest of the day. It felt awkward knowing that both of his friends were having problems. He wasn't the type of person to use words to solve his problems. He used his speed and his fist to solve everything and that usually got him somewhere when saving the world but when it came to romantic relationships...
"Sonic, are you still avoiding him?" Fox questioned him.
The blue wonder tried his best to ignore his roommate but it was hard to. Fox had been pestering ever since he came back into his room with a doleful expression. He was regretting looking upset.
"Are you even going to talk to me?"
"I'm trying not to. You're annoying me."
It wasn't the best thing to say, but Sonic didn't want Fox asking him questions. Fox grinned as Sonic continued talking to his friends on MSN. He wouldn't mind a sneak attack.
Fox got off the bed and slowly made his way to Sonic. Oh would it be fun to jump the hedgehog? Too bad he couldn't though because Sonic stretched his arms behind him destroying all hopes of jumping him. Fox was punched in the eye.
"Oww."
"That's what you get for standing behind me."
Fox grunted and sat back down on the bed. Sonic was in an interesting conversation with NiGHTS. The purple jester claimed that he might have an idea to make Ash feel better but it required pranking Ike. It was killing two birds with one stone. Sonic however didn't feel like pranking Ike after what Link did. Saying that Pit was going to die was too perverse.
While talking with NiGHTS however, someone kept interrupting their chat. Sonic was certain that it was a private conversation between him and NiGHTS but it didn't seem like it. The person kept asking them what they were talking about and letting him in the conversation. Afraid that it was one of their fans, NiGHTS told him off. That didn't go well though because the person...started saying a lot of suggestive things until he asked.
TheGreatestTheif1: Want to have cyber sex?
Sonic just signed off after that. NiGHTS probably said something totally gratuitous before signing off as well. The purple jester would make his appearance sooner or later.
"What happened?" Fox asked.
"Just the usual fangirl crap," Sonic replied, "I don't know how they can get into our conversation like that."
Suddenly the phone rang. Thinking it was NiGHTS, Sonic picked it up.
"Hey NiGHTS, when are you coming?"
There was no reply on the other line.
"NiGHTS? You there?"
Still no response.
"NiGHTS?"
The person on the other line hung up. Sonic shivered.
"I assume that that was one of your loyal fans?" Fox questioned.
He would have laughed if he didn't see the worried countenance on his face. Fox got up from the bed again.
"Are you okay Sonic?"
"I think so. I'm use to this. A fan gets your phone number and then calls you. It's odd how the person didn't speak up."
Fox knew that Sonic didn't know the difference between a fan calling you and a stalker calling you. A fan would always scream on the other line and hurt one's eardrums. A stalker will never say anything on the other line. They stay quiet just to hear the one they are infatuated with voice and then hang up after they heard enough.
"Sonic, I-"
"It's fine Fox. Probably someone pranking me," Sonic told him trying to shake it off with his childish grin, "It makes me wonder who the hell gave out our phone number..."
Fox wanted to hug the hedgehog to calm his nerves. Perverted thoughts were halted when Sonic asked, "When will we be able to bring our friends or family to Smash Brothers Mansion?"
Fox thought for a second before answering, "I think depending on how well you've been doing in battle and your overall rank that Master Hand won't show us will depend on who gets to call their friends and family first."
"Oh...does that mean if you keep losing then..."
"You'll probably be last. If I'm correct though, chances are that Pit will probably be the first one to call two of his friends."
It was true. Pit was winning his matches left and right but that was because he hadn't been in that many compared to other Smashers like Mario and Link.
"Should we see who Pit is bringing?" Sonic asked.
Fox nodded his head. If it could get that call out of his mind then he would do anything.

Sonic and Fox leaned against the wall as they listen behind the door. Pit was indeed called into Master and Crazy's room to speak of who he wanted to bring to Smash Brothers Mansion for a set number of time. The good thing about being the first one to bring a guest over is that they stay the longest. Knowing Pit, he would probably bring his two most trustworthy royal bodyguards.
"I would like to have Sun-Wong and Rita visit," They heard Pit tell Master Hand.
"And why is that?"
"Isaak and Aqua came back from a mission," Pit began, "and they came back with a rare artifact that seems to have magical powers. I want Sun-Wong and Rita to report to me everything about the item. I also need them to file a report about Angel Land and if everything is going okay there without me."
Pit was a very passionate captain. In fact, he was an extroverted captain caring those around him rather than himself. Master Hand liked the angel's answer and gave him the okay.
"Thank you Master...they should be here in two minutes."
There was a short pause.
"You already called them?"
"It was urgent Master. From the message I got from Sun-Wong, he said that this artifact might be very dangerous and it should be talked about as soon as possible..."
It was obvious that Master was annoyed that Pit called before he got the a-okay. It didn't matter though. Master just liked giving the angel a hard time.
As if on cue, two angels made their appearance by destroying the ceiling. Well, it was Sun-Wong who did the destroying because Rita was the shy type and wanted the vice captain to go first. Sun-Wong was the guy that looked like he was from China with his brown hair and the fact his eyes were always closed. His orange scarf and orange wings made it obvious he was the earth angel. The little boy that came in after him was an adorable kid with sea green hair and gold eyes. He wore a cute mage robe instead of the usual tunic that was expected of angels to wear in Angel Land. Master Hand could tell that Rita was a recent fresh recruit.
"Good day captain," Rita said with a bow.
The two glanced at Sun-Wong who wasn't greeting nor respecting his captain.
"Oww...that hurt..."
Rita went over to the vice captain and began to poke him with his finger. The constant poking eventually made the earth angel going as he stood up instantly and bowed only to collide with his captain caused the two fall over. Rita just looked at them and giggled as he helped her captain up.
"Sorry captain..." Sun-Wong murmured.
"It's...okay..." Pit said as he helped Sun-Wong back to his feet.
"That not what I meant..." Sun-Wong told him, "What I mean was..."
"PIT YOU BASTARD!"
Suddenly, it was raining angels. Rita used what little strength he had to pull Pit out of the way as angels each with a different color of wings descended from Angel Land and landed on the poor orange angel. They all looked annoyed except the green angel, blue angel and the purple angel. The black one however seemed furious.
"Pit, how could you! You said that you would bring Pepper and me down for the visit! Not these two losers!" he shouted.
Rita looked ready to cry from the insult. The dark angel probably didn't mean him, but he was too pissed off at the white angel to care.
"CHOBI WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!" the red angel declared. She was the only one who landed while riding a Chocobo. She had another angel riding behind her. He had white (or silver) hair with awesome purple bangs. He had shades on the top of his head and headphones around his neck. He looked like he was a DJ angel. Master Hand was not pleased with so many angels in the room.
"Okay...this reunion is nice but can you please leave?" he asked. No one heard him the first time.
"This is important matters Li," Pit told the black angel, "It was something I had to sacrifice."
"But your personal problems!"
Pit felt his face lit up. He forgot about that. Still...
"Kaguju, why didn't you stop them?" Rita questioned the purple angel clearly nervous that he was grinning evilly the whole time.
"I couldn't help myself," Kaguju said, "I couldn't leave you alone with the Captain and vice captain. Both of them love little kids after all."
"Are you calling me a pedophile Kaguju?!" Pit suddenly questioned in anger. "I dare you to say that again!"
"I never said anything about you being a pedophile. I just said you like little kids."
That was it for Master Hand.
"GET OUT!"
Master Hand reverted to his right hand form. He took all the angels like they were action figures and threw them all out the door that magically opened. It opened because Crazy was at the door. Sonic and Fox were forced to get out of the way and flee the scene.
"Oww!" The ice angel complained.
"Can you get off of me you little queer?" the pink angel asked. She looked ready to murder him.
The ice angel got off instantly and hid behind the green angel. The girls laughed.
"You hid behind the girl again," Aqua stated.
"No. She was the closest one to hide behind!" Mcenche protested.
Isaak helped Saber up. The pink angel couldn't help but blush at Isaak's kindness. That earned a piercing glare from Li though.
"So...why did you bring him again?" Pit asked pointing to the boy behind Pepper.
"Hey, Ian wants some love too. He's my best friend and follower! Together with Chobi, we will rule the world!" Pepper announced.
Ian chuckled. "I'm not exactly her follower, but I'll just go along with it since it is Pepper.
"Okay...why are you here?"
"I came to see Ike's penor."
"What?"
"You don't want to know," The guys said quickly.
"Uh...yeah he would," Pepper corrected.
"You know, just shut up Yaoi girl," Kaguju told her in a stern voice.
"It has to be a big one." Ian continued.
Pit had no idea what he was talking about, but he didn't want to know. He turned to Sun-Wong and Rita.
"So...where is the item?"
"Its right here," Rita said as he handed him a bag. It was tied in a hard knot.
"What's in here?"
"You'll have to find out yourself."
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
That was Pepper and Ian. Both had just caught sight of a certain blue haired mercenary walking the halls and complaining about his KFC being stolen by Link and how he would get his revenge.
"It's him!" Pepper shouted.
"Get him!"
Chobi responded to the two and was off like that. Nobody could stop them. Not even Ike who had Rangell in his hands. He turned around to see a yellow bird on his tail. It was pure instincts to run all the way to the cafeteria where everyone was eating lunch.
The royal bodyguards just sighed when they heard Luigi get hit by the Chocobo.
"The poor soul," Kaguju said sadly. His face countenance didn't show that he was sad. He was grinning like a buffoon.
"You can shut up any time now," Saber said harshly. "With that attitude, no one will be interested in you."
Kaguju's facial expression changed when she said that but it went back to his goofy one.
"Are we going to stop them?" Himeno questioned.
"I think we should," Li stated, "We don't want the whole mansion brought to the ground."
Pit shook his head furiously. This is why he could never bring Pepper anywhere. She would do something that would make him feel guilty.
"Let's just go."

The two yaoi fans caught the poor mercenary. He was pinned to the ground. Pepper did the caramelldansen as a celebration. Ian however looked rather annoyed. This was a young Ike. It wasn't the Ike from Radiant Dawn. The one with the big penis.
"Not this one..."
"Caramel...WHAT? The wrong one? Damn!" Pepper questioned.
"So much for touching it..."
Pepper looked around. They were in the dining room and everyone was watching them. She was annoyed that Sonic was not in the dining room. She was a die hard Sonic fan. She saw Shadow though. Maybe she would ask him for his autograph...
"PEPPER, STOP!"
The red angel looked away pretending not to notice. The royal bodyguards caught up to her. Kaguju had to be the one to force them both off of Ike because a.) he was the only one who could and b.) he had his way of not getting hit by either of them.
"We should head back to Angel Land now Yaoi fan girls," Kaguju said in a malign tone obviously insulting Ian's gender and sexual preference.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Pepper whined.
"I WANTED TO SEE IKE'S PENOR! BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE RIGHT IKE!"
Sonic looked up and gasped. NiGHTS was on the ceiling. He was already ready for the prank of a lifetime. He was really glad to have the video camera on hands.
NiGHTS twirled his fingers. Ike was suddenly covered in a thick smoke. That made the royal bodyguards move back. When the smoke disappeared...
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Pepper screamed. She got a tissue from somewhere and plugged her nose to prevent a nosebleed.
Ike had become the Ike from Radiant Dawn. More muscle, a masculine body and more importantly a big penis since he was naked! And the penis was HUGE!
All the guys in the dining room had their jaw drop. Mcenche was probably the only one who screamed.
"I'M BLIND!"
Sun-Wong...had no idea what was wrong. All the kids had someone beside them to shield their eyes. They had Meta Knight to thank. All the girls were screaming either in delight or disgust. Aqua didn't give a fuck. Poor Himeno collapsed into Isaak's arms. Ian had an evil on her face. If you knew who Bison was and what he looked like when he was satisfied, you would know that her expression was "YES!" He could have touched that penis too if Li didn't grab onto her as well as Pepper. Saber had an OMFG look on her face and shielded Rita from seeing reality.
Fox's eyebrow was twitching as he looked at Sonic. The hedgehog was blushing for God's sake. He couldn't help but realize an important thing...
"Holy crap! His dick is bigger than mine!" Ash announced.
Falco was totally disgusted in the Pokémon Trainer. He got up and walked off before Ash could react. Pikachu held up a sign that read "STRIKE!"
Pit had a really strange look on his face. It was a mix of happiness, shock, disgust, and a bit of pervertedness. Ike realized what happened and stood up. The girls screamed again and Ian tried to get out of Li's grip.
"What's going on here?" Dr. Mario questioned as he walked onto the scene to see Ike and his best friend, "Mama mia! Get to the infirmary immediately!"
Peach was right beside Dr. Mario. The princess threw a towel over Ike's cock. That was it. Ian and Pepper were lacerating Li's hands. Li might have made things worse but Saber took over. She grinned at him evilly.
"Watch and learn you Devil Amail," she said with an evil grin.
"You bitch!"
Dr. Mario and Peach got Ike, age twenty out of the dining room and all settled down...but there were still a lot of nose bleeds. NiGHTS flew down to Sonic and gave him a high five.
"Nice one!" Sonic praised in English.
NiGHTS laughed in response, "I should do that more often only the next one should be permanent."
"He's going to change back right?"
"When they get to the infirmary yes."
Sonic sighed in relief. He suddenly felt Fox glaring at him. Sonic didn't bother turning around.
"Sonic...you are going to tell me what you were planning," he said in a fatherly conjecture that pissed the blue wonder off.

Sonic ignored Fox for the rest of the day when the older male continued to lecture him about pranking Ike. NiGHTS knew it was bullshit because Fox was obviously jealous that Sonic found Ike attractive.
Sonic and NiGHTS were speaking of the next prank but Fox made it difficult to confirm what to do next. While Sonic was focusing on something that would clearly irritate Ike to the point where he might stab someone in the eye, NiGHTS was...focused on getting Sonic and Fox together. He saw nothing with them being together. In fact, he thought they were meant for each other. He would have to do something with that though if he wanted them to get anywhere.
"Who do you plan on bringing tomorrow Sonic?" NiGHTS asked.
"Huh?"
"I think you and Shadow are second on the list."
"I am? How would you know?"
"Superstition."
"Well, I would bring Sonia and Manic."
"You mean your older brother and sister? Why not Tails and Knuckles?"
"They'll understand. I think its time to learn what the two have been doing while I've been saving the world from Dr. Eggman and being here at Smash Brothers Mansion."
"Who would Shadow bring?"
"Don't know. Probably Rouge and Omega."
"...What about me?"
"...Sorry NiGHTS...maybe next time..."
NiGHTS was definitely going to get the powerful permemant spell to work tonight. All Mobians would be able to have one tomorrow.

NiGHTS didn't do the spell right away. Instead, he decided to fly to the fourth floor of the mansion and see if there was anything else he needed to do. He accidentally overheard a conversation with the royal bodyguards. He took a peak and noted that the boy Ian was asleep with a cute silver fox doll in his arms. Chobi was also calm and asleep.
"From my studies and Kaguju's knowledge," Sun-Wong began, "I believe this is The Ring of Bonding from 500 years ago."
Pepper yawned, "So?"
Sun-Wong glared at the fire angel, "History has been made? Don't you guys realize that this might be an artifact of an ancient king or queen?"
"We just found it in Egypt..." Isaak said with a sigh.
"Exactly! Anything from Egypt is a new discovery! You guys got to go back and find more rare artifacts!"
"No zank you!" Isaak shouted.
Aqua shook her head. She wasn't going back to the desert. She was not going to get basal cell carcinoma from too much sun exposure.
"Ah! Come on!"
"Sun-Wong, get to the point." Pit said in a rather strict tone.
Sun-Wong groaned as he continued, "The ring is said to to manipulate one's mind and...do stuff to it..."
Sun-Wong's cheeks were bright pink. He really didn't know how to explain it.
"It's a toy where one controls the other and does many naughty things to that person," Kaguju explained without any fear of getting bopped on the head.
There was silence between the angels.
"We are definitely going to throw that in the ocean..." Li murmured.
Isaak seemed interested though, "Any naughty zings you say?"
"Anything."
Isaak looked at the ring and then at Li. Li's eyes widened in horror.
"YOU ARE NOT TURNING ME INTO A SLAVE!"
"LI-LI!"
Pit covered his ears and put the silver ring back into the bag. No one was going to use this. He couldn't take it back to Angel Land though. Since it seemed like everyone was going to stay in the human world for a while, no one would guard the treasure. It would be an easy target. Unlike here, it would be easy...
"We're keeping it here," Pit declared shocking the royal bodyguards, "Mcenche, make an ice duplicate. If anyone tries to steal it, they'll get an ice cube instead."
Mcenche groaned. He just wanted to sleep but he would have to make a fake ring first before any of that.
"Anyone who even thinks of using it will be severely punished," Pit told everyone harshly, "That includes you Kaguju!"
"Why me?"
"I don't need you harassing the girls or guys by the matter! You would do that for your sick pleasure."
"I'm truly wounded that you don't trust me..."
NiGHTS heard enough. It wasn't his business if he wasn't going to be in the mansion for long. He flew off to the roof and chanted the spell. The purple jester grinned before disappearing into the night. This would be an amazing turn of events.

An amazing turn of events indeed because the first thing that Sonic felt when he woke up was that he felt like he was being berated by something. He looked down to see what could have possibly been weighing him down and...
"Oh my god..."

Me: TBC with 4925 words. Notes!
Sonia is Sonic's OLDER sister in Sonic Underground. People say Sonic is the oldest of the trio but in my opinion, I think he's the youngest because he's the most immature of the three and Sonia and Manic are somewhat grown up and they access the situation unlike Sonic who just rushes into battle like a kid. She's the rich girl of the three and she would rather not get dirty at all. She doesn't like the middle or lower class and dislikes Sonic's way of doing things and Manic's stealing. Her weapon is a piano that comes out of her medallion that works similar to a laser gun. She can spin really fast which makes her as fast as a tornado and has a motorcycle of her own. She also knows karate and gymnastics.
Manic is Sonic's OLDER brother in Sonic Underground. It's the same thing about Sonia. He is very intelligent and doesn't rush into things like Sonic. He is taller than Sonic because of his hair. He is of the lower class and tends to steal a lot but because of this, he knows how to deal with machines. He doesn't like how Sonic rushes into things and how Sonia looks down on the thieves. His weapon is a drum that comes out of his medallion that causes earthquakes. His weakness is that he doesn't have the speed like Sonic or the skills of fighting like Sonia. He is the brains of the group but not having special powers makes him hypnotized and captured often.
Information on the Ring of Bonding will come out later. I'll just say that if you love bondage, you should steal the ring.
Edit: Sorry Austin, I had to remove Haruhi since I really don't want to use anyone's character anymore. I feel like I was using them to profit from my stories and even if I wasn't making any money, I knew it was wrong. As a result, not only your character but everyone's that I included will be removed and replaced with my characters. However, this is still your request and I kept the dialogue the same as a result. Ian is Pepper's gay friend after all, so it works.
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