Pinzu vs The Pussy (A 100% Orange Juice Adventure) | By : Boo-Sama Category: -Misc Video Games/RPGs > AU - Alternate Universe Views: 2725 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: This fanfiction is based on the characters and fandom of 100% Orange Juice. I do not own 100% Orange Juice, nor do I make a profit from this story. |
Uznip kicked in the vent to Kiriko’s room, and entered, still groaning in pain from having his testicals ripped off and shoved up his ass by someone who’s entire purpose in being in OJ was to be the least interesting character so Tomomo could become the most popular character in 100% Orange Juice. That’s actual OJ lore, look it up. Uznip, of course, regenerated from that, but with his testicals litterally being ripped off, his body had nothing to use as reference to regenerate that bit, meaning Uznip only had a wad of dark green scar tissue where his testes once were. Most likely doesn’t matter, since he’s pretty sure whatever he came before DEFINITELY wasn’t cum, and didn’t required his balls, but this also meant he’d never be able to experience a woman passionately licking his balls while stroking him off ever again, which fucking sucked.
Uznip looked around the room. It was pretty damn cozy, but his heightened sense of smell could easily detect the scent of aged seman, which infuriated Uznip personally, since people were having sex without him AGAIN!!! First the pirate ship, now Kiriko’s Tower, what the fuck is wrong with the universe!? Uznip inhaled, and exhaled. Justice would be delivered to the world soon enough. He decided, since the lights were still out, to open up the curtains Kiriko’s big fancy wall-sized window. He pulled the tiny string with his massive claw hands and- dafuq?... There was a pale woman with incredibly rough, white, stringy hair sleeping on the window like some sort of human starfish. She was drooling while she slept, the spit running out of her mouth, and down the window. Some of it dripped off and lightly drifted downwards from the lack of gravity from this high up… Uznip tapped the glass next to her, which caused her eyes to slowly blink open. She yawned, and looked at the giant disgusting monster-gorilla sized guy with 3 eyes and shark teeth.
“Oh hi! I’m Star Breaker!!! You wanna do something?” Star Breaker asked, sudden life coming into her eyes moments after being awakened.
“Uuuuuh…. Sure?” Uznip replied, scratching the back of his head.
“WOAH, REALLY!?” Star Breaker asked again, excitedly banging on the glass a bit.
“I mean… I guess if you want to, I mean, I’m not doing anything right now besides recovering from my balls being shoved straight up my ass and the only woman I ever loved being taken away from me by some imposter who THINKS HE’S ME, but clearly isn’t me.”
“Oh that’s cool! Yeah! That’s awesome!!!.... Oh wait, I can’t come in there.”
“The door's been peeled open, bra. You can litterally just fly in.”
“Oh not that's not why I can't come in, silly! I was designed in away that oxygen is highly poisonous to me, like REALLY toxic, like a single breath is enough to give me a crippling sickness for a few months. OH! BUT KIRIKO HAS THESE LITTLE PILLS!!! She takes them sometimes when she’s crying to pictures of Kyoko in her spare time on her bed. I took one this one time while she was sleeping, and I figured out that besides comatosing Kiriko for a few minutes, they let ME breath air for, like, A WHOLE DAY!!! She should have some in her side-table drawer, could you check, pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?~” Half of that was muddled since Star Breaker’s volume is significantly quieted due to her talking through a window in the vacuum of low space, but Uznip was able to make out something about pills that let Star Breaker breath air in Kiriko’s bed table… Thing. Uznip shambled over to it, and found like 20 different pill bottles.
“THERE’S LIKE 20, WHICH ONE!?” Uznip yelled so Star Breaker could hear him.
“The blue pills, I think starts with an A. That’s how I found them that one time Kiriko left them out!” She replied, smiling. Uznip looked through and did eventually find a bottle that matched the description. Trying not to crush the bottle in his claws, he moved it over the window.
“These?” Uznip asked. Star Breaker’s hand then phased through the glass… Somehow, and took the bottle. She then detached herself from the glass, and took a pill. Her head snapped to the right a bit, and her eyes drained of life. Her body spasmed for a bit, drifting in deep space for a few seconds. Uznip stared at her for a few seconds, wondering if he grabbed the wrong bottle and just killed her, only for her to disappear after he blinked. A chill going down his spine, he slowly turned around, only to see Star Breaker standing right behind him staring back at him. Her head was slightly crooked to the side, looking straight at him with cold, dead, rainbow eyes. “.... Are you oka-”
“I CAN BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!” Star Breaker suddenly yelled, shaking the entire room with her voice. Uznip covered his ears so that her voice didn’t shatter his eardrums, closing his eyes as he did so. When he opened them, Star Breaker was hugging him. “Oh my god, you are the COOLEST!!! What’s your name- OH WHO CARES!? What do you wanna do!? I’m sure Kiriko has ALL KIIIIIIIIINDS of stuff lying around here we can play with! OH! THE GAME ROOM!!! I took her there once when I broke in the first time I stole a pill. SHE HAS BOARD GAMES IN THERE!!! C’MON!!! LET’S GO!!!!!” She then grabbed Uznip’s claw and charged at mach speed through the vent he entered Kiriko’s room in.
Kae slammed the Monopoly Box on the table, then ran out the game room to get something else. On the upper left of the box, somewhat covering the M, was a piece of duct-tape with “ACCELERATED” sharpied on it. At the bottom of the box was doodle version of Kae, Nanako, Saki, Suguri, Hime, and Kyoko. Saki’s picture had little sharpies flowers around it, implying Saki was the one who did the drawings. Saki opened the box up, and took out the board. Besides another, smaller piece of duct tape next to the Monopoly board reading “ACCELERATED” (which was over another piece of tape, implying they misspelled Accelerated the first time), there were some sharpied on locations for new decks, being “Kae Sez”, “Battle” and “Idunno”. Saki reached into the small character bin and got out small crystal sculptures of her, Nanako, and Kae. Kae’s piece’s head had been broken off due to Kae’s reckless nature with her own piece, but she decided to make the most of it by gluing the head onto one of the sculpture’s small right hand. Kae personally thought this was metal as fuck. After some minor preparations, Kae came back into the room with a box of costume pieces, and tossed it onto the floor.
“ALRIGHT MATEYS!” Kae said in a pirate-esc tone “PICK UR CLASS!!!!” She then left again to grab another box.
Nanako walked over to the box, and instantly pulled out a small napoleon hat. She put it on the PROPER way (vertical so the long parts were pointed towards her face and the back of her head) and said “Armchair General, dibs”.
“C’mon Nanako” Saki said with a small pouty face “You always pick armchair general! Mix it up a little bit!”
“I don’t ALWAYS. Just most of the time. It’s been a while, and I’d rather pick something I’m used to rather then dive in with something I might suck with.” Nanako replied, adjusting her hat. “Besides, I like this hat.”
“You won that one time as Beast Master though” Saki stated, looking over at a small bear hat in the box.
“Psssh, that was just luck. Anyways, what you gonna play as?” Nanako asked, picking up and looking at her tiny crystal self.
“I’m gonna be A BAKER!!!” Saki replied. She took out a small apron and chef hat. Slapped the hat on instantly, but had trouble tying on the apron.
“Here, let me get it” Nanako said. She walked behind Saki and tied it on.
“YAAAY! THANK YOU NANAKO!” Saki excitedly yelled. Nanako clamped her hands over her ears.
“Not… So…. Loud.” She said in response. Kae then came back in the room with “Le Box”.
“ALRIGHT!!!” Kae yelled, once again causing Nanako to cover her ears “I see you’ve picked your class. WELL I-” she reached into the box, fishing for a good hat “WILL BE…..” after a little bit more fishing, she felt something metal and pulled up. It was a Naruto Ninja Headband. “A NINJA!!!” She then slipped the weeb shit onto her head, and took a seat at the table. “Alright, everyone’s got their pieces. NANAKO! Set up the bank. SAKI! Get the cards. TONIGHT, WE MAKE HISTORY!!!!!”
“It’s 1 PM” Nanako corrected. Kae looked outside… Yeah, it was day, just really, really cloudy for whatever reason.
“WHATEVER!!! TODAY, WE MAKE HISTORY!!!!” Kae then put her fist into the sky “ROSHAMBO!!!!”
“ROSHAAAAAAAAAAAAMBO!!!!” Saki yelled, also raising her fist up.
“Roshambo.” Nanako said, sorting out the money.
“BULLSHIT, YOU DIDN’T CONVINCE ME, LEMME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE!!!” Kae yelled at Nanako.
“ROSHAMBOOOOO!!!!!” Nanako screamed back, accidentally spraying spit a bit as she did. She then cuffed her hands over her mouth and turned red with embarrassment
“That’s better!!!!” Kae responded, giving Nanako a thumbs up, wiping some spit off her face. Saki clapped at Nanako’s amazing, giggling, and Nanako went back to sorting the money, still a bit red in the face. The money was dealt out, the cards were ready, turn order was rolled. It was finally time to begin.
Star Breaker waited patiently as Uznip took his next move in their thrilling game of checkers. It was still dark since neither one of them knew how to turn it back on, so Star Breaker just planted a bomb with enough power to nuke half the planet above them. It glowed red, so it had enough light to let them see what they were doing as they played. Uznip had his right hand, really pressing his thumb against where his right cheek SHOULD have been, but instead it was his giant shark teeth. He chewed on the front of his thumb a bit, slicing flakes of skin off his thumb, and eating them. Since he just regenerated, it didn’t really bother him. Uznip played checkers a few times a long time ago, but most of his passive strategies on the game… If any exist. Eventually, he had a good idea of what move to do, and moved his left claw over to a piece, putting the sharp tip on the center of the piece. He watched as Star Breaker’s face completely lightened up as he touched the piece. Her face did this every single time he touched a piece without fail, as if the simple act of thinking about a potential move was like receiving the perfect gift for christmas. He decided to lift his finger off the piece, and watched her face return to normal. He then put it back on, and watched her once again brilliantly smile. He tapped the piece a few times and watched her face, without fail, constantly switch between normal and overly excited. He wasn’t sure if this was really cute, or just really disturbing, so he just made his move. Star Breaker clapped her hands a bit, and diligently looked over the board, scanning for her next possible move. She put her hands on the table, and leaned over it, staring at all the little pieces, trying to find the perfect move…… Diligently……... Uznip broke the awkward silence.
“So… Are you like… Not even concerned right now?” He asked Star Breaker.
“No. Why?” She asked back, now looking at Uznip.
“Cause… I dunno, you’re sort of playing with a naked, giant, terrifying monster with shark teeth casually eating the foreskin of his thumb-claw that talks in a hideous malformed green text who also has two dicks. Are you not in the slightest concerned that I make, I dunno, try to rip your heart out and fuck you in your open chest cavity?”
“Nope” She looked back at the board.
“WHY!? I’M A FUCKING FREAK!!!! A HIDIOUS ABOMINATION THAT SHOULD EVER HAVE BEEN, A FUCKING MONSTER THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN THE GREATEST PACIFIST PICK UP A PITCHFORK TO GORE ME WITH, A-”
“Cause I can kill you anytime I want to.” Uznip’s face of frustration immediately went to that of shock. “I could, but I won’t, cause right now we’re having fun, and seeing how we’ve gone this far without you even trying to touch me, I’m assuming I have nothing to- OH THAT’S A GOOD PLACE!!!” Her serious tone immediately shifted to excitement as she grabbed her piece and slammed in on the spot she wanted, shaking the entire board in the process. “Your turn!”. Uznip wasn’t sure whether to be scared, or insulted right now. He decided to push a button to see what happened.
“.... Y’know… I could, like, PROBABLY kill you if I really wanted to.” The smile on Star Breaker’s face faded. "I mean I'm just saying for the re-"
“You wanna try?”
“I mean, like-” Star Breaker slammed her left hand on the table and, with her right, pointed to the side of the room and shot a laser, causing a large explosion It knocked Uznip clean out of his tiny chair and onto the floor, clearing the table off of the checkers board and pieces. “I CHANGE MY MIND, YOU’RE RIGHT, WANNA PLAY A NEW GAME!?”
“Since this one is ruined- YEAH, WHAT GAME YOU WANNA PLAY!?” Star Breaker asked, skipping over to Kiriko’s board game cabinet
“IT’S CALLED-” Before Uznip could finish his most likely last bad joke ever said, Star Breaker whipped out a new board game from a shelf that was next to her.
“PARCHEESIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!~”
“..... What the fuck is Parcheesi?”
“I’LL SHOW YOU! COME ON!!!!” She then used her sith force powers to force Uznip back into his chair, and opened up the box… There was nothing in it except a note. “Huh? What’s this?
“Parcheesi is for losers, loser. <3 Kiriko” the note read. Star Breaker put the note back into the box, chuckling as she did so. She then tossed the box right past Uznip’s head and shot a death-ray at it, blowing it to smithereens, knocking Uznip forwards, smashing the table in his wake.
“NEW GAME!!!!” Star Breaker yelled, grabbing a random box “MOUSE TRAAAAAAAAAP!!!~” She put the box where the table should have been, only to drop the board game box onto Uznip, who was laying on top of whatever remained of the table. “What are you doing?... Whatever your name is...” She asked, picking the board game back up off Uznip.
“It’s Pinzu, and the table was a piece of shit that can’t hold anything on it. Let’s find a new one, okay?”
“Okay!” Uznip reached his claw out, and Star Breaker grabbed it. Instead of helping him up however, she just dragged him to the new table. She levitated him up to one of that table’s chairs, hopped into the adjacent chair, and instantly laid out all the stuff for the game. “You go first!” She instantly said, not even giving Uznip enough time to realize the game was already set up.
“Oh.. Um, sure… Lemme just” He attempted to pick up the dice with his big meaty claws, but between his freakishly long fingers and how tiny the tips were, he was having genuine trouble picking up the tiny square cheese-colored die “Um… One second….. Shit…… Fuck….. Damnit……. SHIT!!!……. Fuck……” Star Breaker waited patiently, twiddling her thumbs, smiling as he tried to pick it up….. This was going to take a bit.
Kae, during her turn, had landed on Saki’s 3 house Indiana Ave.
“AHA! You landed on my…” Saki took a second to read her deed “Indian Avee...
“Indiana Avenue” Nanako corrected.
“Yeah that! THAT’LL BE…” She looked again to match the houses with the cost “.... Woah. That’ll be 700 DOLLARS…. Please” She nearly forgot to say please. Very important part of asking anything, even if it is required for someone to do. Kae looked back at Saki, defeated.
“Well shoot, Saki, you got me” She took out a 500 dollar bill and 4 50’s “Here you goooooooo” Kae very, very slowly handed the bucks over with her left hand. Saki also slowly reached over to take it, but right as she was about to grip it, Kae started the Naruto Shippuden Intro Song #16, yoinked the money away, and took out a plastic Kunai with her right hand. “AHA!!! THIS IS NOW A NINJA ROBBERY!!!!” She screamed, death in her eyes “PAY ME 1,400 DOLLARS OR PERISH HERE AND NOW!!!”
“ROLL FOR COUNTER!!!” Saki squeaked, taking out two dice and rolling while Kae rolling for attack. Saki rolled higher “AHA!!! TAKE THIS” She then tossed an actual cabbage at Kae, knocking her back.
“DRAT! That master chef has figured me out!” She said, rubbing her head from the impact. “BUT I HAVE ON LAST TRICK UP MY SLEEVE, MASTER BAKER SAKI!!!” Kae then flew up a bit, made a ninja pose and said “SUMMONING JUTSU, APACHE HELICOPTER!!!!” Kae then reached over to “Le Box” and took out a small toy helicopter. Kae then said “WACKA WACKA WACKA WACKA WACKA!!!!” to simulate helicopter noises while making the Helicopter fly up and down.
“NO NOT THE HELICOPTER!!!!” Yelled Saki in fear.
“Oh shit” Nanako said, taking a large sip from her soda “You’re screwed, Saki, Kae’s goin all in”.
“NOT YET!!! ATTACK!!!!!!” Saki then reached into the die bag and started throwing dice at the helicopter. Dice flew all around the room as Kae flew her majestic ninja helicopter around, dodging the dice with it and getting hit several times in the face by Saki’s crap aim.
“AHA!!! IT’S USELESS!!! APACHE HELICOPTER, FIRE!!!” In her available hand, Kae starting grabbing pennies from her pocket and flicked them at Saki “Pewpewpewpewpewpew”
“AAA!!! BULLETS!!!” Saki grabbed as many dice as she could, and jumped out of her chair, running around while Kae flew after her (she was literally flying while holding the helicopter). Kae chased Saki all throughout the house with the helicopter, pelting Saki with pennies while Saki tossed dice back at Kae.
“SURRENDER SAKI, YOU’RE ALMOST OUT OF HEALTH!!!” Kae screamed, getting out the penny that would end Saki’s life.
“NOT TODAY!!!” Saki yelled, jumping backwards, and hard-tossing a single die. The die was tossed so hard, it caught fire and PIERCED the feeble toy helicopter.
“C-C-C-CRITICAL HIT!!!” Kae yelled, watching as the helicopter flew back into the game room, and at Nanako’s feet. Kae walked over to it, sweating and panting a bit. She uncapped a lighter she had, soaked it in fluid, and then lit it on fire. “THE HELICOPTER BURSTS INTO FLAMES AND CRUMBLES!!!” Kae then stomped on it several times to put the fire out. Saki laughed at the pointless display of violence. “Nanako! Give Saki the helicopter bounty of 1,000 dollars!!!” Nanako then fished out ten 100’s, and handed them over to Saki, who was also sweaty and panting.
“For saving our city from the Apache Helicopter, brave baker” Nanako said in the best king voice she could… Which basically came out as a monotone.
“YAAAAAAAY!!!” Saki cheered, receiving her prize money. “Wait, what about Kae!?” Kae then began laughing.
“HA HA!!! I NINJA VANISHED WHILE YOU WERE FIGHTING THE HELICOPTER!!! I OWE YOU NOTHING!!!!” Ket then whipped out 500 bucks “AND I SNATCHED 500 BUCKS FROM YOU WITH MY NINJA REFLEXES!!!” Saki fell to her knees.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” She cried, losing a net total of 200 bucks from her 700 dollar income. She fell to her hands and knees, and sobbed… The got up and said “Your turn Nanako!!!” in a chipper voice.
“Alright, well first off” Nanako reached into “Le Box” and pulled out a few Portal 2 Collectible Mini-Turrets “I’m going to build some turrets at my shop to prevent stuff like THAT from happening at my establishments.”
“Boo” Kae quietly said.
“Don’t care. Anyways, I’m going to remain at Saint Jame’s place and move Roger 1 and Epsilon 2.” The pieces Roger and Epsilon were two Bits she made for the soul purpose of Kae’s board games. She rolled two dice, rolling a 5 and a 2. “Alright, Roger moves 5” she moved it up 5 spaces, onto the Electric Company “Alright, I’ll buy it for 150 AND pay 50 to each of my men” she took the total of 250 dollars and put it into the bank, then drawed the deed “and move Epsilon 2 spaces” she tapped the bit 2 spaces forward, onto Community Chest “oh shit” Nanako said to herself. She breathed in, and rolled another dice…. 1.
“HA!!!” Kae spat “YOU HAVE TO DRAW A “KAE SAYS” CARD!!!!”.
“FUUUUUCK” Nanako yelled. She reached slowly over the poorly made deck of handmade paper cards with little Kae doodles on the front of each, grabbed the top card, and flipped it. Nanako read the card “Kae Says: Remove and article of clothing, slut”. Both Kae and Saki leaned in.
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” They said at the same time, staring at Nanako, who was no red as a tomato.
“... F-f-fine” She then Uznipped her purple jumpsuit dress, and tossed it to the side, leaving her in the black jumpsuit she had underneath it. Saki and Kae were both laughing and clapping at the humiliating display. “Yeah, yeah, yuck it up. Not like it’s gonna happen again” Nanako the turned to Saki “Saki, your turn”.
“ALRIGHT!!! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Saki yelled, rolling the dice.
“...... Shit…….. Fuck……. Shit……. Damnit…….. Fuck.” Uznip said, pressing his face onto the table sideways to get a better view of the die, swearing every time he failed to pick it up. It’s been about an hour now, yet Star Breaker has not grown any more impatient. She just smiled, twiddling her thumbs, watching as Uznip endless tried to pick up single die. Star Breaker opened her mouth, and in response Uznip screamed “NO NO NO!!! I GOT THIS!!!!........ Fuck………. Shit…….. Shit……. Damnit…….. Fuck……… Fuck.”
“I’m having fun.” Star Breaker finished as if Uznip never cut her off “Are you having fun? Cause I’m having fun.”
“Yeah, loads of fun….. SHIT!!! I ALMOST HAD THAT!!!!” He then punched off the right corner of his side of the table with his giant fist… Then went back to trying to pick up the die.
“I’m just happy to be hanging out with someone else who isn’t me. I mean, I’m a nice person, but hanging out with out with just yourself and your imaginary husband is nothing like being with a real flesh and blood person”. Star Breaker suddenly began blushing a bit… Her blush being blue, most likely due to the whole “no oxygen” thing.
“Well yeah, I mean, I nearly killed myself back in my home dimension due to crippling loneliness- wait imaginary husband?” His attention was finally taken away from trying to pick up the die “Who’s your imaginary husband?”
“He won’t say! But I just call him Dante, and he only comes up in my dreeaams.~” She said, putting emphasis on the e and a, as if she was a highschool girl dreaming about “Braaaad~”. “He always treats me like a princess when he shows up. He wakes me up in my dream morning with a kiss on my nose, and helps me out of bed when I’m all sleepy and tired. Then he escorts me to the kitchen where he has already made me bacon and toast, extra, extra crispy, just the way I like it-” She went on about her imaginary days with Dante as Uznip went pack to trying to pick up the die. The damn tiny object kept slipping from his fingertips every single time. It seemed impossible to pick up something so small with such large fingers and so little actual skin to grip with!!! It’s like trying to pick it up with tiny chopsticks- WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!
“I GOT IT!!! I GOT IT!!!” He screamed, picking up the die. Using a very, very light grip, he had successfully put his needle-tip like finger tips to pick the die up by it’s small dot grooves. He then lobbed the die, realms of excitment swirling in his eyes…… 1. “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!” He went to pick up his piece and….. “..... Shit……. Damnit……. Fuck……… Fuck……. Damnit…….. Damnit…….. Fuck…..”
“-After we huddle around the campfire of burning stuffed animals, he gets off his log, goes behind me, and he brushes my hair. That’s like, my favorite thing ever. Just having someone casually brush my hair. I think it’s cause when I was a small child, my creator sometimes brushed my hair after a long day of manslaughter. It was a betty luxury, but I think that’s what made it all the more satisfying. When I feel the sensation of those bristels against my hair, it fills me with the overwhelming sensation of comfort and-”
“ALRIGHT, FUCK THIS SHIT!!!” He then slapped the table, and walked behind Star Breaker. "GET OVER HERE!!!"
“Wait, what are you- AAAAaaaAAAaaAAAAA!!!!~” He proceeded to take his long claws and began stroking them through her hair.
“Well if you won’t SHUT UP ABOUT IT, I may as well do it. Not like this board game crap is going anywhere.” Uznip then sat on the floor while Star Breaker sat in her chair, which conveniently put them at about head level, and went to town on her hair. It was like trying to brush iron wool, both due every single last one of her hair-strands having the durability and texture of serrated stainless-steel knife edges, but also cause it was just so god damned tangly from years of neglect, much like Star Breaker’s social life as a whole…. Shit, Uznip just made himself sad by thinking that. He went back to brushing her hair. It was tearing the skin off his fingers with every stroke, but again, regeneration factor, so it he hardly cared. Besides, he barely felt anything in his fingers anyways, which sort of added to the frustration of grabbing the dice. His green blood and flakes of skin were getting all over and between her hair, but she didn’t really seem to care. She just sorta bobbed back in forth in her chair, giving off small moans of pleasure as she stroked his long claws through her mane. It was honestly almost cute the way she pushed the back of her head into Uznip's fingers, almost demanding more like a cat. “Holy fucking christ, woman, you’re hair is a god damned pigsty, much like my own life. Have you ever thought about just brushing your own hair from time to time?” Star Breaker said nothing in response, just kept rocking and moaning. This started to weird out Uznip, so he decided to look over her shoulder to look at her. “Lady, I asked you a question, have you ever- ARE YOU FUCKING MASTURBATING!?!?”
“D̨ON’̀T̨ S̢TO͞P” Star Breaker screamed as her fingers went deeper into herself, a massive orgasam face emplanted on her, her rainbow eyes swirling around at a rapid pace. Uznip instinctually pulled his hands back and fell over onto his back, the cute visual novel vibe dying like my pet cat Maggie who died a while ago from old age. Star Breaker got out of the chair she was in, and blew it aside with a single punch using her left hand, took her right out of her cooch, and grabbed Uznip by the neck with it. “WH͟Y̨ ҉D͜I̡D Y͡OU ͞STOP!̕?” She screamed, eyes glitching out at an absurd rate, rainbow pixels levitating around her.
“CAUSE YOU’RE AN ABOMINATION THAT MUST BE PURGED FROM THIS REALITY!!!” Uznip then suckerpunched in the face with his tongue, sending her flying backwards. He then got off his back, broke into a sprint on all fours, grabbed Star Breaker mid air, and slammed her into the ground, grinding her against the floor as he broke into a slide. They hit the wall, and Uznip grabbed Star Breaker by the legs and began slamming her against it like she was a sock full of pennies, smashing her skull against the wall. After doing this about 20 times, he slammed her onto the ground, and stomped on her.
“DIE” He lifted his foot, and did it in rappid fire succession “DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE” The room quaked with every stomp, sending vibrations throughout the tower. He would not stop until the deed was done, no matter how long it took, or at any cost. This was all in self defense, I swear.
“Aaaaaand 3!!!” Saki said after rolling a die “I sell 3 pies, and gain 10 bucks for each! YAY!!!” Nanako, who has been stripped to her lacy black undies and napolean hat due to shit luck, passed Saki 30 bucks from the bank.
“I don’t get it. What’s so cool about that?” Asked Kae, chewing some 5 Gum™ “Why’d you pick baker anyways? It’s boring as hell.”
“BECAUSE, besides it letting me make delicious desserts for all the imaginary monopoly people, but it gives me a possible source of external income besides passing go and stealing money from others. It’s a really powerful trait to to have in a game like this, especially when considering how every dollar in the late game can be the difference between victory or failure. Later, you’re going to realize just how much extra money I’ve made in comparison to you by simply betting on whether or not certain pastries will sell, and on success, gaining a very solid sum of currency in return for successfully calling those bets and taking the proper risks that comes with it.” Both Kae and Nanako began giving Saki this look of unexpected surprise. “MOVE TIME!!!” and back to normal. She rolled an 8, and moved onto… The electric company. Dread filled her face as she looked over at mostly nude Nanako, who raised up her deeds for both the electric company and the water works. “I-I-I THOUGHT KAE HAD WATER WORKS!!!”
“Sorry Saki” Kae said, holding up two blue deeds “She made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. No way I’d pass up on the best monopoly in the game.” Saki gandered back at Nanako, who had a massive grin on her face.
“You know the rules, Saki. Roll the dice.” Nanako said, putting her hands together like a Bond villain. Saki got out her dice, and rolled….. 9!?!? “OOOOOOOH, tough luck Saki, that’ll be 900 dollars”. Huffy, Saki wiped out 900 big ones, and passed it to Nanako. 60% of her money…. Down the shitter.
“Roll for will to live” Saki sadly said, rolling her dice again… 3. Kae shook her head, going “tsk tsk tsk”, and took Saki’s piece off the board, put it in a little string noose, and pinned the noose to the wall. Saki had officially ended her own life from one too many financial crisis's.
“You’ll resurrect in 3 turns, Saki. Better luck in the next life.” Kae said, taking away Saki’s hat and apron.
“Dangit, I liked being a baker” Saki said, a little pouty. “I’m gonna go get some lunch, lemme know if the necromancy event happens!” Saki said, skipping out of the room, closing the door behind her. Kae and Nanako were now alone together. Kae look out the window.
“Geez, it’s really damn cloudy out there. You think there’s gonna be a storm?” Kae asked Nanako, who she usually consulted for this sort of info.
“It might, though at this point, there should have at least been some rain…”
“So, it might get a little wet soon, huh?” Kae replied, putting her arm on the table and raising her eyebrows a bit.
“Um… Yeah, I guess it might get a little wet, Kae.” Nanako said back, crossing her arms a bit, smiling “But how am I going to stay dry when the rain hits?~”
“Well… You could alway take my shirt.” Kae then rolled her shirt over her head, and tossed it to Nanako. Kae didn’t wear a bra, so she just covered her breasts with her arms.
“Oh my, Kae, this shirt…” Nanako tried not to get too distracted by Kae’s topless figure “This shirt…. I’m only going to get wetter by putting this on. Besides, how are you going to stay dry, Kae?”
“Well, if we don’t have enough clothes for us to stay dry, why not, instead of one of us getting all wet and cold” Kae removed one arm from her nip-covering-cross and reached for her skirt, and pulled down both that and her panties at the same time, bending over to give Nanako a good look at her cleavage “we cuddle up and at least stay warm?~”
“Kae… I think the rain is already here, I’m… Soaking.”
“Then we better get to cuddling, poppet.”
Saki was in the kitchen, watching as her soon to be platter of pizza rolls slowly cooked in the oven. She sung a little song to herself to help the time go by faster, clapping her hands to her own beat.
“Pizza rolls, Pizza rooolls, pizza rolls, pizza roooolls, pizza rolls, PIZZA ROLLS!!!!” She sang cheerily as the oven did it’s arane fire magic. As she sang her little song, something began bugging her in the back of her mind, the part of her mind that could read the emotions of her non-biological sisters. She decided to tap into that a bit more to get a read on what Kae and Nanako were doing, since they had to be feeling something strong to make that part of Saki’s brain flare up like that. Hopefully they’re not fighting again, they do that from time to time….. Wait…… No…… It’s not fightings it’s…………. Ooooooooooooh……. Saki reached into her ear and manually turned that part of her brain off for the time being, for both their, and Saki’s sake. She went back to singing her song is a slightly less happy tone while pretending her big sisters weren’t doing it in the game room… Just happy thoughts now….. Just happy thoughts Saki……. Just like the other times…..
“Die…….. Die………. Die………. Die……… die…………. Die…………” After stomping on Star Breaker for the longest ass time, Uznip’s stamina had just about fully depleted. His stomps of destruction were now him gently stepping on and off Star Breaker in a feeble attempt to finally crush her. However, spite so much stomping, Star Breaker didn’t have so much as scratch on her. Just laid there and sorta…. Took it… Like a weirdo. “Die………… die……………. Die……………. Fuck”. Uznip then collapsed next to Star Breaker. The two laid next to each other, staring at the ceiling.
“I don’t feel pleasure much anymore, y’know?” Star Breaker said, arms outstretched, staring blankly at the ceiling “So, when I do… I just wanna indulge in it. The feeling, y’know? It’s been so long since anyone did me the simple favor of brushing me… I wanted the moment to last forever.” She took a deep breath, taking in all the hazardous air she could, and exhaled. “You wanna play a new board game?”
“No, not really.” Uznip replied in a raspy, tired voice “Honestly, I’d be pretty content if you just fuckin killed me right now, so I don’t really feel the need to go blindly agreeing with you anymore.”
“...... Oh.” The two awkwardly laid there for a solid 3 minutes until Star Breaker talked again “So….. Why did you start brushing my hair anyways? I mean, if you were just doing all that out of blind agreement for your own self sustainment.”
“Wanna know the truth?.... I really don’t fucking know. Maybe I was just pissed at these fucking fingers failing to pick up such tiny pieces and wanted to do something else, maybe something else. I just felt this urge after you brought up you liked having your hair brushed, and I did it.”
“Ah…” She replied… “I really am an abomination, aren’t I?”
“Yeah, but don’t sweat it. In hindsight, I’m am abomination too. I mean, have you seen this tongue?” He then extended his tongue out so it touched the ceiling. Star Breaker moved her head a bit to watch the tongue as it extended to such an absurd length.
“Dude, that’s fucking nuts.” Star Breaker replied, chuckling.
“I know, right? Also flies taste like mini meatballs, vent moss tastes like cerial, and I cum a disgusting green ooze…. Maybe not that anymore, since my balls were literally shoved up my ass, but still.”
“Hey, you wanna see something cool?” Breaker asked.
“Sure.” Uznip leaned towards Breaker to see what she was about to do. She then leaned up, reached into her eye socket, and pulled out her eye. The stem is was connected to was both mechanical and fleshy at the same time. The eye stared at Uznip, getting a load of his priceless expression of both disgust, and intrigue. Star Breaker then shoved the eye back into her socket, blinked a few times, and it was as if nothing happened.
“Pretty cool, right?”
“That was metal as fuck dude.” The two then laid back down, staring back at the ceiling.
“You’re the first person I met who hasn’t projectile vomited the second I put my entire fist into my eye socket, by the way.”
“Yeah, I don’t really feel nausea anymore…. Just this undying need to destroy and kill for basically any reason given.. Which mau actually be why I tried to murder you a few minutes ago.”
“I'd most likley try to murder you too in the same scenario, if only cause I got a somewhat logical reason not to. I totes get it.”
“What kind of disgusting fucking god allows people like us to exist? Like, people who just live to fucking murder. I mean, you'd assume god wouldn't let people like that exist.”
“A fucked up god, that’s who. I’d love to meet him, bet he knows some really cool ways to kill people…. You think he likes board games too?”
“The entire world is his board game. A game of endless pain and suffering he plays every day, purposefully losing it just to watch the pieces shake in a fruitless attempt to break free of their bonds.”
“Life really is a lot like that. An endless struggle for survival with no actual reward for winning, just more pain and suffering.”
“Pain is all I feel anymore. Everyday is another day I wish I was dead, and technically I’ve only been like this for 1 day, so that says a lot.”
“To die is to truly live. To live is only to suffer. I wish that one day I will finally find that strength within myself to finally end it all instead of play out this pathetic life I live only to satiate my most primal, barbaric need to self sustain myself.”
“Why bother getting attached to living when death is, for all things that live, an inevitability? To love, to hate, or to do anything but wait is a waste of time that will only make the day of death all the more painful.”
“Happiness is an illusion created by god to justify playing his sick game of endless torture that is life.”
The two began to slowly lean up and look at each other as they listed off their thoughts.
“I only feel alive when I’m killing someone.”
“I am trapped within a miasma of darkness I shall never escape from.”
“I feel like the only person who will ever understand me is myself.”
“Linkin Park is the only band that has even spoken to me personally.”
“I think Re: Zero is the greatest anime of our time!”
“I sometimes buy 20 burgers from fast food joints from my house in space and have them send the food to vegans just to waste the meat so that humanity kills itself a little faster by killing more animals in highly polluting animal processing factories!”
They then sprang from the floor, onto their knees, clamped their right hand over the right side of their face like Infinite, and stared each other in the eyes, and, as fast as they could, said.
“CAUSE I WAS BORN IN THIS PAIN IT ONLY HURTS IF YOU LET IT SO IF YOU THINK YOU
“CAUSE I WAS BORN IN THIS PAIN IT ONLY HURTS IF YOU LET IT SO IF YOU THINK YOU
CAN TAKE ME THEN YOU SHOULD GO AND FORGET IT!!!”
CAN TAKE ME THEN YOU SHOULD GO AND FORGET IT!!!”
“MAKE LOVE TO ME NOW” Star Breaker yelled, grabbing Uznip’s chest.
“WILL DO” Uznip then picked up Star Breaker, cradled her in his left arm, and stuck her tongue down her throat while Star Breaker reached down her own dress and began massaging her own clit. The two made out till Uznip walked his way over to the vent where Kiriko, Syura, and Not-Peat met up. He took his tongue out of Star Breaker’s mouth and yelled “WHAT ROOM!?”
“FLOOR 54, SWEET BREAKERS ROOM, I WANNA LOSE MY VIRGINETY IN THAT LITTLE CUNT’S DOMAIN!!”
“FUCK THAT BITCH SHE WAS A CUNT ANYWAYS, LET’S JUST FUCK THERE!!!” He stuffed his tongue back down her throat grappled into the vent and made his descent to floor 54. It was time to make abomination babies in god’s room, which is also a good metaphor for how god made man in the first place.
Nanako removed her hat and laid down backfirst onto the floor, presenting herself to Kae in nothing but her undies. Kae, still not revealing her breasts to Nanako, slowly descended over her. She got onto ker knees and sat atop her pelvis, wiggling her hips a bit to tease her body, then began to lean forwards onto her, sliding herself down Nanako’s body a bit so that their face could meet up (god damned height differences). As her chest met Nanako’s, she removed her arm, and let her breasts press against her. She rubbed up and down her chest, propelling herself with her arms, enjoying the feeling of Nanako’s bra against her massive breasts C+-cup breasts. As Kae did this, Nanako leaned up a bit under Kae’s weight, and undid her bra. She tossed the straps to her sides, and let herself fall on the ground, Kae sandwiching her bra between herself and Nanako. Kae grabbed the right strab of the bra in her hand, and began to slowly, slowly pull it from between Nanako and Kae’s chests, the fabric rubbing against the most sensitive parts of their chests. Nanako looked down to watch as it traveled between their breasts, and then looked up at Kae, a smug, sensual smile strew across her face. As the meat of the bra hit the edge of the two’s connection, Kae tugged it, pulling the entire thing out, causing the left strap to violently ride past their nipples. Kae dropped the bra on the floor, and kissed Nanako on her nose, then her right cheek, then she wrapped her arms around the back of Nanako’s neck and kissed her softly on the lips. Nanako reached to get her arms around Kae, but Kae had already begun to descen herself to Nanako’s lower regions, delivering small kisses all across her body. As her head moved down, she slowly slipped off Nanako’s panties with her left arm, hooking her index finger around the very bottom, and pulling it downward off her legs until it snapped off her legs.
Kae tossed the worthless fabric to the side, extending her tongue and licking down from Nanako’s belly button, down to her clit. Nanako quivered as Kae’s tongue worked down her, turning and curving around as it made its way just to tease her more. Upon reaching her destination Kae lifted her tongue off her, and laid the entire thing flat upon Nanako’s vaginal wall, moving up and down slightly to tease Nanako even more. Nanako quivered as Kae did this, the feeling traveling up her entire body, causing her to lightly shake from the pleasure. She grabbed her right tit and began rubbing it in a attempt to satisfy herself, but it wasn’t enough. The sensations were too much, overwhelming Nanako, her limbs stiffening from the pleasure. Kae noticed, this, smiled, and decided to take a step further. She took her index fingers, and manually spread Nanako’s inner lips. She listened to Nanako squeak as she did. Kae chuckled, and stuck her tongue in, and proceeded to slowly, sensually lick the open cavern. Nanako’s shaking began to increase, her breathing heavying.
“God damnit Kae” Nanako muttered “Just… Just dig in already. *pant* *mooan* I can’t take it anymore..” Kae chuckled again, purposely ignoring her, going at her own pace. She relished in Nanako’s squirming, the adorable way she breathed as lust she could not release entered her. Soon, however, Nanako had had enough. “God damnit- JUST DO IT!!!” She screamed, leaning up, putting her hands against the back of Kae’s head, and pressing her face into Nanako’s cunt. “AUUuuuUUUURRggg.~ Oh fuck, yes, aaauug” Nanako sputterd, drooling from the sudden pleasure. She curled her legs around Kae’s neck as well, locking Kae onto the floor. With no other choice, Kae began to eat out Nanako. She wrapped her tongue all throughout Nanako, tasting every wall, every crevice, stimulating it all with her slippery tongue while moving her lips to rub around the outer walls. Nanako barely held on, her body filled to bursting with erotic delight. She reached down and began rubbing her clit as Kae consumed her, the pleasure becoming overwhelming. It was all around, swirling. Her vision began to blur, the intensity becoming too much. Drool spilled from Nanako as she lost control of herself. She was about to cum, she was so close, she could feel it in her core, she was so close to it, she could barely even breath anymore, or even think, she just wanted to explode. To finish her off, Kae bit the left side of her pussy, causing Nanako to cum. Her sexual fluids spritzed all over Kae’s face as Nanako let out a massive orgasm, followed by releasing her grip on Kae, and falling onto her back.
Kae got back onto her knees, and wiped some sweat off her forhead. She then grabbed some monopoly dice.
“Roll for arousal!” She said, rolling the dice……. Snake eyes, of course. She flicked both dice twice so they’d be on 6. “Perfect 12, like always.” Kae laughed to herself a bit, and looked over at Nanako. “Hey, Nan, you alright?”
“Y…. Yeah, just…. Wow” Nanako moaned, recovering from her ejaculation “It’s…. It’s been a while, y’know?”. Kae stared at her for a bit, and shrugged.
“Yeah, I guess it has been, hasn’t it?” She then got down with Nanako and snuggled up next to her, wrapper her arms around Nanako, breasts pressing against Nanako’s side. Nanako accepted this, and wrapped her right arm under Kae’s neck, and put her hand atop her head
“I’m glad to see you like this again, Kae.” Nanako mutterd, still out of breath. “I missed you being all… Energetic, aggressive, happy… That stuff.” Nanako couldn’t see that, but as she said that, Kae’s smile faded.
“Yeah!.... I’m happy too…” Kae responded, trying to sound like herself “Just… Just promise not to disappear again, okay?”
“Wha-”
“JUST….. Just promise.”
“..... I promise I won’t disappear again.”
“Thank you.” Kae gripped a bit Nanako a bit more tightly, and Nanako patted Kae a few times on the head to comfort her. The two laid there in each other’s arms for a bit, simply happy to be together.
“Well, you ready for round two?” Asked Nanako, giving a naughty smile.
“I dunno, Saki will be back any-” Nanako got up, and creaked the door to the game room open a bit.
“HEY SAKI!!!” She yelled loud enough for Saki to hear her from the kitchen.
“YEAH NANAKO!?” Saki yelled back.
“KAE WANTS BBQ WINGS, CAN YOU MAKE SOME AFTER YOUR FOOD IS DONE!?”
“SURE!!!”
“THANK YOU!!!” Nanako closed the door and turned back to Kae. “Yeah we have about 45 minutes to do this, you game?”
“Fuck yes, LET’S DO IT!!!” Nanako then stage dived onto Kae. It was time for Boo-Sama to, once again, make his parents cry with disappointment.
Uznip barged into Sweet Breaker’s room, which was made incredibly easy due to all the doors in this building, at least for mundane shit like guest rooms, went by FnaF logic. He picked up Star Breaker by her entire body and threw her onto the elegant little bed with extreme force, causing her to do a small flip upon hitting the bed. Star Breaker repositioned herself so her head was on the pillow and legs pointed to the end of the bed, thus also Uznip. Uznip approached the pale woman, blue in the face with excitement, laying herself out on the bad, arms and legs outstretched, waiting for him.
“Rip my clothes off” Breaker moaned, panting, resisting the urge to touch herself until he begins. “Strip me down to my bare skin. Do it as hard as you can”. Uznip, without fear of hurting Star Breaker (since his previous attempt at trying to kill her proved that wasn’t an easy task), penetrated her dress with the needle-like tips of his claws, and slashed to the sides. The dress ripped off in shreds, sending shreds of light blue fiber all around the room. Star Breaker broke into a massive grin, looking down at her own naked body. Her heart beat rapidly, body tensing, ready for what was to come. She looked back at Uznip, who was only slightly illuminated by the room’s curtained window, giving him an almost eerie appearance in the lighting. He licked his teeth, staring at the “defenseless” woman as she laid there, helplessly awaiting him. His members slowly stiffened, and were soon fully ready for her body.
Without anymore waiting, Uznip slammed one of this throbbing cocks straight into Star Breaker’s vagina. No lube, just raw stuffed into a hole far smaller than the cock should be able to enter, followed by hardcore thrusting. The pain was unimaginal, Star Breaker’s cunt being stuffed for the first time in such a violent manner. It felt like she was being torn in half from the bottom up, but never tore above the bottom. Just tearing forever, ripping, breaking apart, but staying whole. Spite the unbearable pain, Star Breaker smiled throughout it all. This pain… She loved it. She adored it. It felt like her body was filled with a thousand flaming butterflys, all slowly drifting around within her, killing her in such a lovely, passionate way. She took her right breast and began twisting her own, dark blue nipped to further indulge in the feeling. Her left she merely cuffed as tightly as she could to give herself an outlet for the excess pain.
Eventually, the bed could take no more. Between the weight of Uznip being pressed upon Star Breaker and his massive thrusts into her, it’s feet shattered, causing the mattress to tumble to the ground. As it did, Uznip grabbed Star Breaker’s legs, propping her somewhat upside down, half her back and her head laying on the destroyed bed. With her in such a position, Uznip entered her once more, this time inserting both cocks inside, one in her vaginal cavern, and the other in her rectum. He slammed into her as fast and as hard as possible, venting all of his pent up anger into her. Star Breaker let out a massive moan of pleasure as he did, her tongue outside her mouth, eyes staring towards the stars. Halfway through her punishment, she began calling out.
“Dante…. Dante!!! Love me Dante!!!!!” She moaned out to, who Uznip would only assume was him. “Please Dante!!! I need you, I cań’t liv͡e ̧wit̀ho͠u͡t̸ ̛y̡où!̴!!̨ ͠P̵le̵a̴S̢e!!!!̡” Her speaking began to get more and more distorted as she went on, tears leaving her face and floating up into little rainbow pixels. “1̗͚̻͇̞ ̞̯͍̰n̹̝̘͉̫̮ͅe͢e̠̥̻͈̟d̞ ͏̪͕̱̱̦y̜͓̻̟͕̟̙0͕̜̮̺͇̰̘u͏̮ ̴̻̺t̝͕̗̥o̪̖̣̻̺̘͎ ̶̻͇c̫̩̪͟6̭͙̙͕̜̘͠m͎̮ ̺̮̲̹̭̪̪́1̧n̻͇̼͇̰̣ͅs̱i҉̟̙D͜e̱̯ ̻͈m̻3͖!̗̰̝!̤̱͇̺͙̣̟͞!̢͉̭̦̫̖͕̼ ̹͈̖̠1 ̳͉͡w̼̱a̦̥͜n̴̮̞͖̞t̳̻̜̣̙̺ ͡y̕0͈u̥̜̮̞ͅr̪͍͇̮͙̭̫ ͘c̣̯͞ͅh͈1͏l̖̙̫̹̰ḓ̲̠ ̛̺͖̜͍̘͚̥D͉͖̱̳͙a̘̫͖̖̤n̢̥̠̯ͅ7̩ḙ͓͔̙͟!!̺̣̳͕͉̥͡!͍̥͖̻̮̙̬͢ ̦͎̣̲̱P͏l3a̡̪̜̞̭̜̰s̖̯̞̲̲̺͚̭͜͢3̷̙̟̤̠̀ͅ ͏ͅg̸͉͍͔̝̤̕͞ͅ1͙͕̠̦̦͚̟̹̀v͍̗̤̗̲̞ͅȩ̯̮̬̜̫ ̗̠M̼̹͓̰͔̩̮̕3͓̗̜̰̻͖̲̮͢͠ ͙̯̤͙̜͉̺̙́͡7̙̗̩h̙̺̺͓̻̮̕1͙̣̩̮͙͎̹2̨̖͇̝̕̕,̳̻ ̨̣̪̭͎̤̟̜͔̤͝D̨͇̩͖̩̤̮A̸̶̜̘̹̲̙̫͕͓n̮̥̦̘̗̭͇͜T̡̞͚̜͙̭̣̖̝̣e̡̱͎̳̭͟!̯!͔̬!͙̣̣̲̥̣̗̗̀ ̭̥̥̘M̕͞҉͎͖̘̜a̸̰̹̠̜̣8̶̢̨̥̪͈͇͓̣̻ͅE̷̥͖̫͜ ̪͓̞̹̠̺̞͡m͡҉̞̯̦̩̦̮̥E̗͟͡ ̶̧̼͍̕@̨̛͖̥̦͍͈̼̗͔ ̛͈̣́m͙͙͔̬̲̫̪͎0̧̗̥͕̙̟̻̜͕͘t̡̤̫̦̮̪̦̠̮͘H̛̜͓3̵̝̞r̲͉̗͎̩͕̞͈͡ͅ!̴̼͈̯̣̀ͅ!͏͖̩!̨͓͍͜͡!͈̩͎̺̬͡!̰͓̖̭̠ ̙̟̘̯̯̬1̴̼̬͇̮̼̕ͅn̡̲͔̥̼̞̤͍͈͠F̴͖̙̕3͏̳͙5̴͈͎̰̱͜T̹̖͍͝ͅ ̛̖͉̠͖̮͇̯Ḿ͉̳͕͘͡ͅ3̠͚ ̤̞̮́w̵̢̦̖͎̘1̷͔̰͕̭̤͔̹͡t͏̸̭̫͙̙͔͔H͍̹͎̻͝ ̵̱͚̣y̸̝̤0̶͙̯̖͓ừ̳͓̖Ŗ͎̜͈͠ ̀͏͓̗͓̳̩͇̫v͓͜1̰̺͇͇̦̗͎̦̣͡͞l̢͓̟͕ͅ3̤̫̫̳͔̞͘͟͟ ̹̳̮̗͈̲5̷̩̗̳̜̱̪̩͘͢3̵̖̩̲͎ͅ3̱̫̻̳ͅD̛̠͉͘ͅ!͔̥͈̺!̤͔̟͠!̟̮̻͟͠͠ 9̨͖̺̻̫̯̠̞ͩ̔̍̔ͣ́̀̚{̡̩̮͚͎͔̈̅̑̉ͬ͛ͮ̚͘͠3̡̛̱̠̘̏̎͗̋@̵ͣ͂͊̉̀̚҉̯̲5̲̪̹͉̜̪͎̂ͣ3̘̞̱̯̳̝ͩ̾͂͌̄̀ ̸̧̠̯̗́̀͂ͯ̎͊̾D̡̛̟͚̣̫̲̳͉ͪ͆̌̾ͮ͝@̞͇̝͈̭̼̮̯̂ͦ̃͗̀͒͟͝/̝̞͙̱͍̠̟̖̭͇̟̒ͪ̑̈́̑͊̾̉ͪͭ̾ͯͦ̚͘̕/̸͎̰̻̦͔̦͎́̈́̎̉͐̚ͅ7͇͎̦̺̬̙̄̿3̡̬̭̲̺̯̹͍ͪ̅̀!͎͉͓̯̩̞̗͇ͫ̈̈ͅ!̡͍̉̈͊͂!̷̰̮̻͑ͩ̀̏͠!̶͚͉̋̃̃ͫͪ̆́̾ͥ ̠̒̄̀̌̃͝ͅ1̫̹̪̯ͫ̽̿̎̄ͬ͞ ̙͕̹̲̫̘̹͇̜͗ͥ̌̆̀̕V̨͎̯̖̬̮̰̾̿̉́͟V̛͖͋͟@̷̫͖̖̥̦̰̭̥ͬ̐͌̈́ͭ́̕/̶̡̭̙̙̝̮͇̟̣ͯͮ̈́̿̒̈̀̈́̾̉͂̾̓̀̄͘͡/̐͋̕͏̫̼7ͨ͗̇̎ͫ͏̰̠͖̖͚̹̯̣ ̸͔̗̅̅͆̀0͉͔͈͈ͪ͐ͤ̿̋̅̒/̢̖̩̭͚̮̠̪̜̓ͣ͋́̔ͬ̉͗/̡̈̿͏̬͓̖̦͍{̋̓ͨ͌̍͛ͯ͏̵̫̟̯̬͞%̴̴̴̲̜͕̤͕͈̓̐́ͤ̅̆̐̌ ̠̙̰̭̑ͪ̅7̪͖͚̏ͪ͋̓̒#̙̖̰̹̠̝͚̀͌̾͛̊̍̀1̵̦ͥͪ5̨̜̹͍ͪͥ̒̑̌̍̾ͤ͜!̶̍̒̽̈́҉͎̘͔͈!̧̄ͪͪ͛̊͌̌͝͏͖̥̭̣̗̖!̢̤̘̣̬̝̭̓̈ͪ!̢̖̹͛ͮͧ͊̄̍̉͋̾!̶̮̱͔̤̪̜͍̹̪̄ͬ ̤͗ͦ̆̀́8̝̫̍̓̈͒̃͟1̨̢͙̼̘̝̼̣̄͐̎̚͡/̻͔̓̄̚͘3͎̝͇̩̹̺̠̳̀͊͂͛ͅ ̵̼̓̑̾̄ͫ^̮̦̯̺̗͕̾ͧ̄ͨͦ̋̔͒̀̀͜^̶̖͎̬͖͓̲͔̺̓͆͂̋͠ͅ3̻̠͖̖̞͙̯̰͋̌͒̚͜ ̛̗͉̟͍ͪ̅ͥͭͨ%̶̜͖̰ͭͮͬ́0̢͍͓̳͔̰̰̹̳͒̓̋̀̚(̢̡̬̤̻̞̩̜͋̈͒̆ͅ_̴̛̞̬͕͉̍̒̽̇̉͜ͅ)̫̮̯̪̻͊̔ͦ͘͞9͍͙͇̆̓͌ͨ̿̓̌ͮ ̷̲ͨ͛̐͘[̸͓̗̤̹͈ͮ͂̍ͭ̽̊͞0̡̪̳̮̤̺̺̗̭̻ͧ̓̽̍̎̋ͧͣ́̚/̨̭̘̪̩̿̀͗͆̂3̷̅̉̓͒̅ͫ̌҉̧͈̤̜̠!̳͙͙̥̰͚̻̖̒̾̍̊͆́ͬ͢!͐͑̓ͪ҉҉̹̳̖͔!̄̂̌҉̨̜͖̤͜!̶̴̖͓̦̦̙̣̔̊̂ͤ͂ͩͪͣ!̵̤͈͔̳͚̩̄̍̆͠!͔͎̟͓̍͆̂͗̿!̛̬̻̲̲̊ͥ͐͊͜ M̊ͥ̈҉̧̳̯̻̝͓ͅA̵̻͈͚͇̓͛̓͐̋ͫ͐͡K̦̝͍̼̿ͥͮ̓̎̉͠E͙̤͙̭ͮ̀̈ͪ̆̅̈́ ̥͈ͥ͒ͯͬͥͩ̉̚͝Ṁ̠̖̜͚̹̝̫͙͊ͯ͂̊̋̇E͌͗͘͏̮̼ ̷̫ͯͯͣ̇͊ͯͣ̚͘Y̨̝̥̬͖̫͗ͫ̾͐̚̚O̸͉̼͊̅̈͜U͑ͫ̄̚͏͏҉̦̗̬̮R͂͋͏̶͙̻ ̧͍͙͓͕̪ͩ̓ͯ͋̏̓̎͘W̦̪̰̘̝̝̦ͯ̌͐ͪͤ̇̎͘ͅH̸̸̵̯̖̥͓̟̥͋̉͒ͥO̬ͨ̈́ͦ͋ͤ͂̂̄R̬̱̅̃͝ͅͅË̶̷͚̩͈̗͕́͆͜ͅͅ!̗̰̹ͮͭ͑ͤͭͭ!̷̹̤̝̱̭̂̈́̄̓͞͠!̸̖͚̟̦ͩ͆̍ͨ͆̊ͥ̀̕ͅ!̳̖ͣ̂!͆ͫ̂̄ͫ͑̿̀̊̕ͅ” After this, Unzip, spite having no testicals, climaxed within her. And as he did, she let out a god forsakenly loud, ear piercing scream.
“01̛0͘1͝0͘1͘͠0̵̧0̷͢͡ ̡͞0̵̕1͡͏1̷̛0͠͝1́͞0̴̴̛0͏͞0̕ ͏̷͜0̴͘1̸1̶̷͢0̢͝0̵10̧̀͞1̶̶ ̸҉͟01̨̛͡1̕͡10̛0̷͟1͏0̶҉͜ ͢011̧0͟0̀͜1̵͘0̸͞1 ̴0̴0̷̀10̶̷̧00͟͝͠0̀͟0 ͘͢01͘1̸́0̷1͟00̨1̸̀ 0̡͟͞1̀11̶͡0͏̴͠01̵͏͟1͘ ̛̕͘00͠1̧͏0̧̡0̨͝0̸̷̡0̵͞0̀͜ ̶̨͘0͜1͏1̢̛͢0̴̧1̛1͞11̢ ̀͡0͜1̀1̶0͞1͟1͘͢1̡0́͢͡ ͜0̵̕͘11̸01͏1̷͏00̀ ̵͡͝01̧1̸͢͡1͜͢100̶̧͏1̷ ̷̕͟00͝1̵͞0̸̀0̵̵͢0̵̛0̛͢0̧̢ 0̴1̴̷1̢͘͘0̡1̧1̷̶1͢͜1̛͟ ̕͡0͜1̡̨1̶́̀0̛͘1͢҉1͡͡1̨̀͠0̨͘ ̵̸҉0̴̴1̕1001̀́0̡̡͞1̵ ̵̵0͞0͘1̶͘0̀0͟0̨00́͘ 0̶1̶0͏̧1̵00͏͜1̴̨̡1̀ ͢0̶̡̧1̸̸1̶1́0͟1̷1̸̷̕1̶̨ ͞͠0̨͢͟1̕10̀͞01̧́́0̡͟1̴ ̷͜0͞1̴̕1̛́0͏̀0̶̶͝1̶̡̛0̵̵1̴ ͏̨͡01̵́1̸̛1͞0̵̸͠1̀0͟͢0̴ ͜͠0̡̕͡0̨̛̀1̶̸͝0̶̧0͠0͡0̨0̢ ̛0̸͠1̶̛0̛͏0̡́0̸01̷̛͢0̨͟ ̀0͡11̵̢̀1̴̵͏0̨́0͜͢10 ̀͜0̷̡͘1̡͜͡1́̕0̵҉0͢1̀01҉̧͘ ̵͟0͜͡1̵̕1͏0҉̢0̧0̷̶̛0̵͟͝1 ̡̢́0̛͢1̕1̶̛0̷̀͡1̶̛̕0̨҉1̶̷̨1 0͡1̷̡1̶͟͢001̸0̨͝1̴ ̸0̶҉͞1̢1̵̢͝1̴͘͞0̷0҉̧1̸̨͟0 ҉0͡01̛0̸̀͝1̶̢1̧1̴̷0̀͢҉”
Uznip collapsed post climax, the noise genuinely hurting him to the point of losing all energy within him. Star Breaker, fixing her face from being a Doki Doki nightmare, scooped up any and all green slime she could and stuffed it back into her vagina, trying to keep it all in there. She crawled on top of Uznip, left hand over her vagina, keeping his possible baby juice inside him, and curled up across his rough, mutated chest. Uznip reached a hand atop her, and laid it on, petting her as if she was a small kitten.
“I….” Uznip muttered weakly “I can be your Dante, if you want.” Star Breaker’s head perked up. She crawled closer to his head, weeping slightly. Her tears dripping across his chest as she curled up close to him.
“R… Really?” She asked, sniffling.
“At this point, I’m not even Pinzu anymore. Just some freak with the same body… It’ll be nice to become my own persona, someone who I can truly… Just… Become.”
“Then…” She sniffled again, some snot coming out of her nose. He couldn’t see, but she was smiling. She was smiling so much it stretched her skin, to the point it would tear a normal person’s lips. She spooned her neck upon his neck, and finished with “Then you’re name is Dante now…. And you’re my special, special husband…. And we’re gonna spend every single day together, forever…. Is that okay?”
“Sure” Dante replied “It’s not like anyone else is going to love me with this body anyways. Besides, if you take out the weird creppypasta shit and lust for murder, you're pretty fucking cute.” He held Star Breaker a bit more closely, her body now far more comforting than it was before.
“Well I’ll love you, Dante…. I’ll love you forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever-” The power came back on. The two flinched at the new interoduce light, and even more at the lift trying to power it’self, only to make a crackling noise, followed by what sounded like an explosion on an entirely different floor. Star Breaker suddenly bounced up, ideas springing into her head “OH!!! THE POWER IS ON!!! WANNA RAID KIRIKO’S ARMORY, DANTE!? SHE HAS A TON OF COOL EXPLOSIVE STUFF IN THERE!!! I KNOW ALL HER SECURITY CODES!!!! IT’LL BE FUN!!!!” Dante brushed her off him, and got on two feet.
“Sure, sounds like fun.”
“YAAAAAY!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!!! LET’S GO DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!” She grabbed his hand and dragged him out of Sweet Breaker’s destroyed mess of a room. She jumped down the elevator shaft with him in hand, and headed to Kiriko’s weapon closet for some fun with dangerous weapons never meant for the hands of psychopaths, made by a psychopath.
“TO US!!!”
“TO US, MY CHILD!!!” Pinzu and Roblox Sweet Breaker clanged two wine glasses together and drank from them while laying on two lounge chairs made of cushioned lego bricks. Roblox Sweet Breaker’s drink was a combination of like 12 different fruits and hard rum while Pinzu’s drink was filled with… Well just Dr. Pepper.
“Have you finished your mission, my child?” She asked Pinzu, swirling her drink around a bit.
“Yeah, I did my part. You still with giving me the stat boosts I need to do the thing?”
“Certainly, my child. Once we’re done celebrating, I’ll give you your shit. But for now…” She opened a small portal up in the Suguri household’s game room, revealing Kae and Nanako in the act of fuckin. Roblox Sweet Breaker unzipped her skirt, whipped out her megablox cock, and began slowly jerking it to Kae and Nanako scissoring.
“Woooooah” Pinzu said, surprised by the sudden act of Roblox Sweet Breaker jerking it to two people fucking “Can… Can they like see us?”
“Of fuckin course not, my retarded child, the portal in their room is the size of an air particle. I merely resized this side of it to get a better view. Now join me my child! Your cock is not going to pleasure itself!!!” She went back to beating her meat to the two cyborg alien not-siblings slapping their vaginas together. Pinzu shrugged, and whipped out his cock. Cause, y’know, why not? It’s been a solid 3 hours or some shit since he had sex, why not indulge a bit?
So…….. This is our life now. Eyup. Cool….. Cool….. This if fine. You killed the only person we ever cared about, you ass. Yeah…. I sure did…. Are you proud of yourself *lights cigarette*. Honestly, I thought choking that bitch out would feel good… I mean, it did for a little bit…. Then she died and….. Look, this wouldn’t of happened if you didn’t- It seriously doesn’t matter anymore. QP’s dead, we’re alive, gg… Fuck.
“Fuck”. Syura said, laying on the jungle island’s beach. She just laid there, staring out into the ocean, cradling QP’s coat, watching the waves trickle up the sand, then wash away on repeat, just thinking about what happened only a few hours ago…. Is QP really dead? She saw it happen, hell she even did it, but…. It still felt almost dreamlike. It was fact, yet it just felt so much more like fiction. What was she going to do at this point? Peat’s a cop, she’s a murderer, he saw, her face is bound to be all over the streets of her hometown within a day tops. All it took was one shit day, and suddenly, her entire life has been thrown out the window. She hugged the crappily made coat closer to herself, paint chips crumbling off as she did, revealing the tacky yellow color underneath. As she laid there, helplessly weeping over the loss of her one true love, she suddenly felt something tapping her head… She sat upright, and turned around to see who or what was tapping her head. The culprit was a small little baby chicken…. Wait a second.
“.... Piyoko?” Syura asked. She picked up and lifted the tiny chick in her palms… It was really Pyoko. “But…. How did you survive the ship sinking?”
*Chirp*
“Right, right, that’s sorta obvious. Jeez, Piyo, Syura’s really sorry about leaving you behind. Just…. Things got really-”
*Chirp*
“How can you already forgive me!? Syura left you for dead, which is like 10X worse than what she did to QP, and…..That…. That didn’t go well, if you can’t tell from my face.”
*Chirp*
“Holy shit, Piyo, watch your mouth. QP really wasn’t that bad of a person, she just… We didn’t-”
*Chirp*
“..... I didn’t want to kill her, Piyo…. It just sorta-”
*Chirp*
“I- I- I DON’T KNOW THAT!!! We could have really been something, Piyo! You’re just saying that cause you were jealous!!!”
*Chirp*
“.... She did never really get me, did she?”
*Chirp*
“Nobody knows me like you do, Piyoko. That’s why you’re my favorite little birdie… But, moving on…. I’m a wanted criminal now Piyoko. We’re never going to have that simple life playing video games like we did before. I ruined everything Piyoko, I’m sorry.”
*Chirp*
“What?”
*Chirp Chirp Chirp* *ominous music* *Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp*
“My god…. You’re right, Piyoko. This world IS a festering husk of what it once was. They would have never accepted us in the first place!!!! This world… It preys on the weak, pinning them down and consuming their vital juices like some form of demonic mosquito from hell!!! Perhaps that’s why I like rape so much, for I TOO have been raped my entire life without even knowing it!!! I FREED QP, PIYOKO!!!!!! I FREED HER FROM THIS SICK, TWISTED WORLD!!! If she were alive, she would only suffer more from the casual injustices of everyday society, right?”
*Chirp*
“YES!!!! I’m not a criminal, I’M A HERO!!! To end the lives of those who suffer is not a crime, it’s the ultimate mercy!!!! Death is the penultimate fate of everything, AND I SHALL BECOME IT’S GUARDIAN ANGEL!!!! A reaper of souls, Piyoko!!! A holy image of divine hope to those who cannot bear life any longer, and I shall make them symbols of society!!! Suicide is too looked down upon, but to be murdered will make them IDOLS!!! And I shall be their marter, a person who will go down in infamy for such horrendous murders, but as I die, I shall do so with a smile, knowing I saved so many lives using my own!!! IS THIS NOT BRILLIANT, PIYOKO!?!?”
*Chirp*
“Right, best not to over ham it, but you get the picture, right?”
*Chirp Chirp*
“YES!!!! COME PIYOKO, WE HAVE LIVES TO SAVE!!!!!!” Syura stood up, new found motivation in her life. She looked up and…. Star Breaker and Mutant Pinzu were standing right behind her with rocket launchers. “..... Shit.” Syura muttered, ready for her obliteration. However, instead of blowing her up, Star Breaker lowered her weapon, and reached her hand over to Mutant Pinzu’s weapon, lowering it for him. Faces of shock and amazement were plastered onto their faces, jaws dropped in awe. Everyone just sorta stood there for a moment, staring at one another for a bit, until Star Breaker finally spoke up.
“Dante….. I think we just found our new best friend.”
“FASTER, KAE, FASTER!!!” Nanako squealed, interlocking legs with Kae. The two laid on the floor, propping themselves up with a single arm, rubbing their crotches together. The two alternated between swirling their hips together, rubbing themselves against each other, feeling each other in their entirety, and rocking their body’s to roughly smack their most sensitive parts together for static moments of sharp pleasure. The constant, strenuous movements were causing the two to sweat. It ran down their bodies slowly, dripping down them, and landing onto the carpet. They slapped themselves together again, causing a small spray of sweat to fly around.
“G-G-G-GAAAAaaaaaAAAH~” Kae yelped, followed by losing her balance, toppling onto the floor. In a sudden panic, Nanako slid her legs from Kae’s and crawled over to her to see if she was okay, only for Kae to grappled an arm behind Nanako’s neck, and get her with a sucker-kiss. The two pressed against each other on the floor, their sweaty bodies rubbing all over one another, grabbing each other, clutching, licking everywhere. As the two tired, things blurred. They desperately felt all over, hardly aware of what they were touching, just that it was each other. Eventually, the speed at which they felt each other slowed down overtime until they were just laying next to each other, panting frantically after fully depleting all and any sexual stamina they had left. All they could do a this point is lovingly gaze at each other, weakly holding hands.
“*pant* *pant* *pant* I think…. I think we may have overdone it a little bit, Kae” Nanako weekly panted, trying to rub some sweat off her face.
“Hey *pant* *pant* round two was your idea this time, genius.” Kae replied, chuckling a little bit.
“Hey, it’s been a long time, okay? *pant* I wanted this one *gasp* to count.” Nanako left Kae’s hand, grabbing onto the game table to heave herself up. She reached out to Kae to help her up, and Kae took it. Nanako heaved up Kae, who then reached for her skirt. “Besides, Kae, you needed some exercise after all that loafing around you did last week.” As Kae picked up her skirt, Nanako grabbed Kae’s belly, and began squishing it a bit “Ain dad wight, Kaaaae? U godda bad case a dem chuuuuuuubs?~” Nanako said, squishing Kae’s slightly fleshy belly all around, puffing her cheeked a bit to be extra cute. Nanako slightly slapped Nanako on the head in a playful manner.
“I’m not faaaaaat! I’m just lazy, and I was all sad, and stuff.” Kae corrected, putting her skirt down and reaching for shirt instead. Nanako’s joking demnior died a bit, being reminded of the funk Kae was in not too long ago.
“Hey, Kae?” Nanako began to ask.
“Yeah, Nan?”
“Are you gonna be okay? You… You had me really worried during last week.” Kae’s heart sank. She kept her smile on, and as close to her usual carefree tone, replied.
“Pfff, me? Nah, don’t worry bout me, Nan. I was sad, so what? I mean yeah, Saki was missing for a bit, but it was just a big misunderstanding!”
“Kae, don’t pretend like that was some small thing. We both thought Saki was de-”
“She’s NOT dead. She’s in the other room right now.”
“We know that now, I know, but for the sh-”
“Nanako, it’s fine now! It’s over, let’s not talk about befp-”
“What would have happened if she didn’t come back, Kae!? Would you have stayed like that?” There was a long, unfomfortable pause between the two. “Kae-”
“It was scary, Nanako. Okay? You win. I get you’re just asking this because you’re worried about me, and why wouldn’t you? But today is a happy day, Nanako. She’s back, and for all I care for today, it’s going to be like that for now on. Just all three of us in this house, partying, having fun, yadda yadda. Can we please just leave it at that?”
“.... I’m sorry, Kae. You’re right, I…” Nanako began sniffling a bit “I was just so scared and-” Kae then placed both her hands on Nanako’s bare sholders.
“Hey, hey! Look at me Nan. This is a HAPPY day, right? It’s not quite over yet! We still have a monopoly campaign to finish, Saki’s making wings, and when she’s in bed, we’ll watch a movie or something, alright?” Kae looked straight at Nanako, whose eyes were completely filled with tears. Kae, to cheer her up, took both her thumbs and put them in her mouth “now SMIIIIIIILE!” She then moved the thumbs to the sides of her lips, and moved up, giving Nanako a big, ugly looking smile. Nanako began to half cry and half chuckle at Kae’s ridiculous action. She attempted to speak, but it was mostly inaudible. Kae took her fingers out of Nanako’s mouth. “Repeat, Nan.”
“Alright, you convinced me. Happy day!” She smiled back at Kae, wiping her arm across her nose to clean up some snot. Kae went in and gave Nanako a hug.
“I love you Nanako, I really do.” Nanako returned the hug.
“I know you do, Kae… I love you too. I don’t know what I’d ever do if we never met.”
“I’d kill myself.”
“What’d you say, Kae?”
“I’d just lose myself, Nanako…”
“.... I guess I would too.” Nanako hugged her a bit more tightly, and Kae did too, hiding her newly forming tears.
“Well that was a fucking mood killer.” Pinzu scoffed, losing his boner “Ain’t that right Ro- JESUS FUCK” Right as he asked that, Roblox Sweet Breaker came a load of white lego blocks.
“What was that, my child?”
“........... Nothing”. The two laid there for a little bit, Roblox Sweet Breaker relaxing post climax and Pinzu trying to pretend he didn’t just see his guardian angel cum to that. Eventually Roblox closes the portal in the Suguri household and opened a new one outside the casino Pinzu died in, only to see an absolute shitshow of fire, gunfire, and helicopters.
“Well shit, my child, looks like it’s about time to start phase 2 of your plan. It’s only a matter of time till Yuki slips out unseen.”
“SHIT!!! OKAY, STAT BOOST ME!!!!” Pinzu yelled, getting up, facing Roblox, and slapping his chest twice to emphasize her beaming him.
“Alakazam” she casually said, shooting a beam of light at Pinzu. Pinzu glowed pure white for a few seconds, and after a few seconds, the glow shattered off like glass, crumbling to dust on the ground.
“..... I feel like I could juggle the cosmos.”
“You most likely could if you really wanted to, my child. Now hurry up, it’s only temporary.”
“Wait how temporary?” Pinzu immidietly asked, losing his cool god voice instantly.
“I don’t fucking know, bitch, maybe a few hours, maybe a few days, I’m drunk, just fuckin go, my child, shit, always fucking judging me on everything I fucking do, jesus christ, maybe you’ll learn the world ain’t all about you, for fucks sake, I mean-” she continued to just drunkenly rant about generally nothing. Pinzu slowly walked out, and exited out the portal back to the alleyway while Roblox Sweet Breaker, rolled off her chair and began crying on the floor.
Pinzu rentured the alleyway, and took a deep breath. Eyup, it smelled like nothing but fucking corpses at this point. He stared at the endless pile of corpses of himself and colt single action armys…. This was going to be fucking sick.
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