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The love life of a Hero	By : Lisachan Category: Zelda > Het - Male/Female Views: 3839 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Author's Note: This chapter contains another 'insert fic', one of the stories I still came up with after this whole story had already been posted. Find it here:
http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091416
Read after first section, please ^_^

Chapter 11: Duplication, as in...

Autumn had turned to winter. Life quietly went on, with Boy, and Link still getting summoned every now and again. At least now, during Link’s absence, Ivee had Boy to distract her. He often lay next to her while she was in front of the shop, and when he got bored, he played with Azu. It had been a mild winter so far, with no snow or frost.
She frowned when she heard an unfamiliar sound approaching. It was loud and roaring, unlike anything she’d ever heard before. Boy came running towards her, barking and standing in between her and the possible threat. He puffed himself up by making the hairs on his back stand on end. A low, menacing growl came from his throat, but it soon turned to excited sounds when he caught Link’s smell. Ivee recognised him too now, but she still backed away from the thing he was sitting on, making it screech to a halt in front of them. “What the hell is that?” she cried out, protectively hugging her belly.
“Cool, isn’t it?” Link grinned, dismounting his brand new motorcycle. “It was the reward for the ultimate trial. It’s called the Master Cycle Zero.”
“Ultimate?” Ivee said, paying no attention at all to the incredibly cool name of his new vehicle. “When you say ultimate, you mean the last, final trial? Will it really all be over now?”
Link sighed. “I’d really, really want to say yes, but I don’t think so. There are still so many things left undiscovered. For starters, there are still 318 Korok Seeds hidden in the Kingdom. I’m afraid I’m gonna have to hunt down all of them.”
Ivee said nothing, but just nodded. It was no use to keep on complaining about the same thing over and over again. It would just drive them apart.
“Don’t be angry.”
“I’m not.”
“I can see that you’re disappointed.”
“I am, but there’s no use in being angry, is there? Or in hoping that every time you get warped away, it will be the last time. We just have to enjoy the time that we do get to spend together.” She grabbed his hand and pulled him along. “Let’s go have sex.”
Over the course of her pregnancy, Link had learned to never disobey a pregnant woman. “Okay!” he cheered.

Insert fic: Stuck In A Cave With A Hero
http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091416

“I ran into Purah the other day,” Ivee said, about two weeks later, after Link had returned from work. Night had fallen and they were sat at the table for dinner.
“Did you?”
“Yes, during a stroll up the hill.”
“In other words, you went to see her.”
Ivee pulled up her shoulders. “I just wanted to have a chat. Get some things off my chest.”
“Things you can’t talk to me about?”
“I just don’t want to be complaining to you all the time, that’s all. I don’t want to turn into a wife who’s never satisfied, even though she’s married to the most handsome man in the Kingdom.” Their trip to the hot spring last week had been quite fun, though. That had been a nice surprise.
“Tell me anyway.”
“You know what the problem is. I thought that once Ganon was defeated, you wouldn’t get summoned any more. But you do.”
“Hmm… I understand,” Link muttered. “So, what did she say?”
“Not much. She just listened. And basically, that’s all I really needed. Someone to vent to.”
Link reached over the table to grab her hand. “Do you feel better now?”
Ivee smiled. “I do.”
Link answered with a warm smile of his own. The truth was that he too had been seeing Purah, about a week ago. Also to vent. And Purah had given him some very hopeful news. But she had made him swear not to tell anything to Ivee yet. She still had some things to confirm, but also, she wanted to see Ivee’s reaction when she would learn of it. Link couldn’t wait.
“Oh right, something else,” Ivee said. “This house has quite some unused spaces. Don’t you think it would be good to have a proper kitchen and some sanitary facilities? It would be so much more convenient, especially when the baby has arrived. I can’t possibly go bathe it outside in the pond.”
“Hm, you’re right,” Link agreed.
“Oh, and another baby cot for at my parents’ house, so it can sleep there sometimes. I’m not gonna have sex with a baby sleeping behind our bed. First of all, we would wake it up, and second, that’s just wrong.”
“Okay, I’ll go see Bolson about it.”
“Great. So, did you get to ride your new motorcycle a lot?”
“The Master Cycle Zero,” Link corrected her, ignoring the rolling of her eyes. “Yeah. It’s great fun! Although I don’t really like how they make me neglect Epona, now that I have this. If I’d have to choose, personally, I’d always take Epona. Just like Boy, she’s a friend.”
Next to them, Boy softly grunted, although it wasn’t just because he’d heard Link saying his name. Right after, there was a knock on the door.
“It’s open!” Link called.
It was Purah. “Sorry to disturb you at this hour.”
Link’s heart made a little jump when he saw her. “You never disturb, Purah. Well, except when we’re up… in bed… you know.”
“Would you like to join us for dinner?” Ivee offered. “It’s boar stew. We have plenty.”
“Oh why, don’t mind if I do then. It smells wonderful.”
“Do sit down,” Ivee smiled, getting up to get an extra plate. “We were just talking about how I came to see you this week.”
“Yes, I suppose you would. Not being able to enjoy married life to the fullest is a real problem indeed. But I think I might have a solution for it.”
“A solution?”
“Yes. I didn’t want to tell you back at the lab, because I wanted to confirm with Symin if we would be able to do it. And I wanted to discuss it with Zelda first too...”
“Well, don’t keep us waiting, what is it?” Link said.
“We can create a duplication rune.”
“Duplication, as in...”
“That’s right. We can create an exact copy of you, Link. He can get warped away then, instead of you.”
Ivee landed on the stool next to Purah with a thud, the plate clattering on the table.
“Are you alright, dear?” Purah said.
“You’re… not just saying this?” Ivee wanted to know. “You can really do that?”
“Yes,” Purah nodded decidedly. “Zelda was very...” Before she got to finish, Ivee was all over her, hugging her tightly, weeping like a child. All of her frustrations from the past couple of months had to come out.
“Thank you… Thank you so much,” she sobbed.
“It’s alright, dear,” Purah said, soothingly rubbing Ivee’s back. “It’s all good.”
“Don’t worry, Boy,” Link said, when Boy softly whined and rubbed his head against Ivee’s legs. “She’s not sad. They’re happy tears.”
“Ooh!” Ivee said in a high pitched voice when she was done crying. “Sorry ‘bout that.”
“Never you mind, dear,” Purah said. “You’re only human.”
Ivee blew her nose and wiped away the last of her tears. “Right. Food.”
“As I was saying, Zelda was very avid about the idea of having her own Link,” Purah continued, while Ivee put a plate of hot stew in front of her. “Thank you, love.”
“She could use him as her very own Link toy!” Ivee enthused, back to her bubbly self. “You know, in bed.”
“Is that what a general conversation between you two girls is like?” Link said. “Objectifying me?”
“Of course not, sweetie,” Purah said around a mouthful of boar. “It’s the duplicate Link we’re objectifying. And if it still bothers you, then try to see it as a compliment. You only get to be objectified when you’re hot. Hmm, this stew is delicious!”
“Thanks,” Ivee smiled. “The first time I tried out stew was for my mum’s birthday party, but ever since, I’ve been making it with boar. Think I’m gonna stick with that, I really like it. You like it too, right Link?”
“Hm, it’s really good,” Link nodded eagerly.
“It might take some time to create and perfect the rune, though,” Purah continued. “As you can see, I am the living proof of what happens when a rune is not sufficiently perfected.”
Blowing out a happy sigh, Ivee nodded. “Okay, I can live with that.” There was light at the end of the tunnel.

To be continued...
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The love life of a Hero