Yo-kai Specs | By : joekun626 Category: -Misc Video Games/RPGs > General Views: 3735 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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I looked around; I was still in Mt. Wildwood's forest. I looked down at Unkaind's medal in my hand, then back at my surroundings; for some reason, my mind refused to believe that everything I had just saw actually happened.
"You're okay!"
Before I even realized she was there, Hanako leapt at me and pulled me into a hug. She nuzzled her head into my chest, and when she looked up at me I saw that her eyes were watering. I reached for her and stroked her hair, smiling at her.
"I was so worried! I tried to follow you, but I couldn't!" Hanako said through sniffling. "You're back and you're okay! I'm so happy!"
"I'm happy, too. Thanks for worrying." I said, patting her head. "You're a good partner."
Hanako just nodded, reaching to wipe her eyes. She floated away from me, hovering just slightly above the ground as I stood up and dusted off my pants.
"Let's go home. I need time to process all of this." I said.
"That's probably a good idea," Hanako replied. "Some sleep would do you some good, too."
As I started to walk, I felt something press down on my shoulders. I paused, turning to see Hanako's ankles around my neck and her little red shoes resting against my collarbone. A piggy-back ride on my head? Really?
I didn't care. She was too cute for me to resist.
...
After arriving home and explaining the events to Insomni (who demanded I strip so she could search me for injuries,) things finally began to wind down and return to normal. A few days passed without any kind of Yo-kai hassle, but that might be due to the fact that none of us left the apartment.
While Hanako was poking through my laptop and Insomni was admiring herself in a mirror while applying some of Hanako's new make-up, I looked through the Yo-kai Pad's Yo-kaipedia for any more hints on what Unkaind could possibly be planning. Unfortunately, not much information was known about the Wicked tribe other than their names.
"Hey, look at this."
I looked up at the sound of Hanako's voice. She floated towards the bed with my laptop in her hands, sitting down next to me. Insomni hovered just next to me, the three of us looking at some rather unusual pictures on the screen: multiple muscled men who looked to be sailors were all thrusting at the air with their pants at their ankles. The pictures were censored, but that wasn't what interested me. The headline read "Sailors on Shore Leave: Insane or Water-brained?"
"That's quite an insult," Insomni commented. "I'm sure those poor, handsome, well-endowed men are just starved without a woman on-board for so long."
"It's possible," Hanako replied. "But look at this." She scrolled through the pictures, stopping at the final one on the page: A sailor had his hand down, placed in mid-air. There seemed to be nothing under him, but he was posed like he was receiving an amazing blowjob. "Look between his legs, there." Hanako pointed. "Just above his groin."
I leaned in, adjusting my glasses. When I squinted my eyes, I did see something.
"Is that ... a little sailor hat?" I asked. "And is that ..."
"A little cat, yes." Hanako nodded. "Those men aren't humping the air. There's something on that ship with them."
"Let's see ... little cat ... sailor hat ..." Insomni quietly repeated.
Hanako and I looked over at the sound of Insomni's muttering, seeing her frantically swiping a finger on the Yo-kai Pad's screen. After a moment, she paused and smiled. "Here we go! That has to be Sailornyan!" She thrust the pad in my face, smacking me on the nose before holding it back to allow Hanako and myself to see.
On the screen was a cute little pink cat dressed in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform, or a "sailor uniform" as it might be called. A small sailor's hat was between her ears, of which her right one had a little tear in it. Behind her skirt were two long, pink tails that had blue flames on the tips. On the front of her shirt was a bright red bow, with a shiny blue bell in the center.
"Sailor ... nyan?" I asked. "I understand the sailor part, but what's nyan?" I never had a chance to find out what that meant in Baddinyan's name either, come to think of it.
"It's the sound cats make," Hanako explained. "You should know that."
"But cats say 'meow'," I said. "That doesn't sound Engli-"
"IRRELEVANT!" The girls both loudly interrupted me.
"We should go see what's going on," Insomni said. "She may look cute now, but someone that cute always has something sinister going on!"
"That's stereotyping ... I think." I said. "But we'll go anyway ... tomorrow."
"Tomorrow?! We can just go at night when the sailors are asleep!" Insomni protested. "Why do we have to wait--oh, for the love of..."
I had fallen asleep. Despite it being long afterward, being with Damona seemed to drain any energy I usually had ... which wasn't much to start with.
The next day, after waking up some time after noon, the girls and I finally left the apartment with the intention to go check out the weird sailor sightings. I wasn't sure how we would get very far without coming across some kind of ship security, and Insomni was more than happy to remind me that visiting the night prior would have been easier. I ignored her the best I could.
Springdale didn't have docks, so the best place I could think of was the beach. Unfortunately, heading to the beach would be a very, very long walk, and with today being particularly sunny, I wasn't looking forward to making the trip.
"Isn't there something we can do to just ... be there?" I asked no one in particular as the three of us walked past an Everymart. "Where can I find that mirror thing that your friend summoned? Can it send me places?"
"The Mirapo that Nate knows isn't the only one around here ..." Insomni replied, putting a finger to her chin in thought. "I guess we could always find some of the other ones around, but by the time we find them we could probably just be at the beach already-"
"Let's go make friends with a mirror!" I interrupted her, turning from my path and heading into the nearby Everymart. "We'll do it in air conditioning!"
"I'm fine with that," Hanako commented with a nod, floating behind me. Insomni sighed and shrugged her shoulders, trailing behind. As we entered the store, Hanako and I both sighed in relief as the wave of cool air washed over us. "You find Mirapo, I'm gonna go find the chips," Hanako said, floating off in another direction.
"I'll try." I nodded. I reached up and turned on my Yo-kai lens, looking around as my vision became a light shade of purple. Since I could already see Insomni and Hanako, nothing seemed out of the ordinary as I gazed around the store. I started to walk up and down the aisles, looking everywhere I could for a trace of a hidden Yo-kai's aura. Unfortunately, Yo-kai I'd met in the past could still hide themselves, so I was somewhat worried about finding a hidden Yo-kai only for it to be Hungramps stealing ice cream.
As I looked past the magazine rack, something caught my eye: I quickly looked back, seeing a pulsating purple aura standing on top of it. As I started to focus, the figure began to spin around in place.
Oh, fuck me.
After a moment of focus, Netaballerina appeared, dancing in place on top of the magazine shelf. After seeing me, she gave a bow and completed her dance. She stood up, winking at me and starting to twirl once again.
"Spoiler alert! You'll go home with sunburn today!" Netaballerina "revealed," with that innocent look on her face that infuriated me to no end. "I know I'm such a blabbermouth, but I just can't keep this to myself!" She put a hand to her mouth, looking as if she wanted to whisper something; I knew that was far from the truth. "Here's a spoiler for you: your skin's going to peel and it's going to be totally gross!"
I looked at Insomni and Hanako, who had floated next to me after Netaballerina appeared. Both of them looked disgusted at the ballerina Yo-kai's reveal of the future and floated back a few inches away from me. What the hell were you already keeping distance for?!
"Thanks, I'll just pick up some sunscreen," I said. As if expecting me to say this, a very wide grin crossed Netaballerina's face; she had just been itching to say this, I could tell.
"Here's a spoiler, but it's not unexpected!" She teased. "You can't buy any sunscreen because Insomni spent the rest of your cash on a new dress! And keep this under wraps, but it looks identical to the one she's wearing!"
"That's not a spoiler at all! That's being a tattletale!" Insomni fumed. "A spoiler would be telling him I already know where the nearest Mirapo is and I just wanted to watch him suffer in the heat for a little bit!"
"No, that's being even more of a tattletale ... on yourself," I replied, crossing my arms and shooting a glare at Insomni. After realizing what she had said, Insomni's eye widened and she placed a hand over her mouth. She looked at me, nervously chuckling and giving me the most innocent smile she could.
"Uh ... that new dress shows off my breasts more, so that's good, right?" Insomni asked, trying her best to cool my anger. "I know how much you like them!"
"She already said that it looks identical," I replied. "We'll talk about this later." I looked back at Netaballerina, who had been watching this with the happiest look on her face. "You're losing your touch. None of what you said was a spoiler, you were just telling me the future and tattling on Insomni. Isn't that Espy's job?" I asked.
"Who do you think I get my info from?" Netaballerina grinned. "But you're right; telling your future is not my forte. How about this? In the next chapter, Komasan is going to get promoted to Rank S!"
"... What are you talking about?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Komasan S is going to appear! He'll gain new powers from being drenched in a sports drink! Not to mention, my name's going to change to Spoilerina, despite the author's constant whining about localization changes!" Netaballerina said, happily leaping back and forth across the shelf. What the hell is she going on about?!
She paused in mid-dance, twirling once before speaking once more. "Also, in the movie 'Finding Blue Fish,' her parents aren't actually dead! They left a trail of shells for her in case she ever found her way home!"
"Ha! Everyone's seen that movie by now! That's nothing spoiler-worthy!" I said, trying my best to intimidate her. Whatever shuts her up, after all. Netaballerina--or, Spoilerina?--feigned shock, but the wide, shit-eating grin that crossed her lips was something to be feared. She put both hands on the sides of her mouth, taking a deep breath and looking right into my eyes.
"Nebby is your version's Legendary the whole time!" She shouted. "The blonde girl doesn't become a trainer in the end and instead goes to the first game's region! And you can't follow her!"
Before I could reply, Insomni and Hanako dragged me out of the store by my wrists. I was kicking and flailing the entire time.
"YOU BITCH!" I yelled. "YOU GAME-RUINING, SMUG LITTLE ...!"
"Sorry!" Netaballerina gave me an innocent smile with a look in her eyes that made me want to punch her face in. "I just couldn't keep my big mouth shut again! Silly me!"
...
Outside the store, after my little tantrum mellowed out, the three of us were at a loss as to how to make it to the beach. Since I didn't want to step back into Everymart and risk something else being ruined for me, we couldn't search for Mirapo inside. I had no idea where to look for a magical undead mirror at this point.
Wait, didn't Netaballerina say something about Insomni?
"Hey, you said you already know where a Mirapo is!" I realized, looking at Insomni. "Spill it!"
"Well, to be honest, there's one inside the store, in the bathroom," Insomni replied. "However, considering that I noticed the cashier reach for the silent alarm when you starting screaming to no one he could see, we probably can't go back in there for a while." She was right, but it seemed like a cheap cop-out that Netaballerina did to purposely fuck up my day. "Unless you have any more ideas, you're walking there. It's not like you can just fly over the town."
... Or could I?
"That gives me an idea!" I exclaimed, beginning to dig into one of my pants pockets. Hopefully, I had it with me among the few things stuffed in my pocket ... aha! I pulled out a small, red Yo-kai medal: Rokurokubi's! When I met her at my apartment, she practically flew away when she turned her neck into a slingshot. Maybe she could use that to send me to the beach?
"I don't know what you're thinking, but it can't end well," Hanako commented. I ignored her and looked at the medal, seeing Rokurokubi's smiling face; I really hoped this would work. I was already wearing the Type Zero watch, so all it took was pushing the medal inside.
"Show yourself, Rokurokubi!" I called. I turned the watch's crank to 1, and the summon began.
"Assume your summoning pose." The watch instructed. From the watch's face, a large, swirling rainbow path appeared.
Rokurokubi started to walk down the path, twisting her long neck into various shapes along the way. A question mark, a swirl, and somehow even a peace sign. As she reached the end of the path, her neck returned to normal position and she bowed while on her knees, greeting me. I cranked the watch to 2, and the success tone played.
"Summoning Slippery." The watch said.
"Rokurokubi." Rokurokubi calmly stated her name as she appeared. Her smile was as warm and friendly as ever, but there was something different about her. I wasn't sure what it was, exactly, but it was probably the over-sized cowboy hat on her head.
"Thanks for coming, Miss Rokuro." I smiled at her. "I really need your help-"
"Wait a second, y'all!" She interrupted me, wagging her right index finger at me. "The name's Lady Longnek now! We have to think of our American audience!"
Insomni, Hanako, and I all stared at her, quite confused. This Yo-kai was basically the definition of Japanese; what was going on?
"Uh, okay then, Miss Longnek." I corrected myself. "Nice hat, by the way." She smiled at me and tipped it in a friendly manner. "Do you remember when you turned your neck into a slingshot to leave my apartment? We need to get to the beach in a hurry, so I was hoping you could do that again."
"Well, I sure as sugar can, hun!" Lady Longnek replied. Her voice seemed to gain a southern accent out of nowhere, something that didn't fit her in the slightest. "I can do you one better, though!" In one swift motion, her long neck started to twirl around and extend, with her head spinning faster and faster in a circle as she turned into an undead human lasso.
"What the hell-" before I could finish speaking, she picked up Hanako, Insomni and myself into her loop, spinning us around incredibly fast. I saw Insomni's face turn a shade of green and Hanako's become flushed as the speed increased; before I knew what was happening, we were all shot forward--unfortunately, the girls weren't flying in my direction.
Well, at least I was heading for the beach! The very-quickly-approaching beach! The same beach in which my head was heading for a pile of sand!
Thump!
All I could see was darkness, but I was pretty sure that my head was buried in the sand. With a few hard pulls, I managed to yank my head free as I coughed up a mouthful of grainy, disgusting beachfront property. I looked around, seeing that the beach was deserted today--odd, for such a pretty day outside--and as the news promised, a large ship was floating just a ways into the ocean. I headed for the water, flicking my Yo-kai lens on and looking around for any trace of the pink cat from the pictures.
"Hey there, kid! What brings you here?"
Without paying any mind, I walked face-first into a sailor's buff chest. I didn't see him when I looked around the beach, so how did I miss this big guy? I stepped back and dusted the sand off my pants, looking at him.
"Believe it or not, I'm looking for a pink cat," I said. I knew he would think I was crazy, but maybe he would mention something unusual happening.
"Oh, are you talkin' about Sailornyan? She's our crew mascot, ya know!" The sailor happily replied. "That little lady has the energy of one a'them foreign women we bring on-board sometimes, and the tight little rear of an angel!"
Why would he admit this to a stranger?!
"Well, that's ... cool, I guess." I replied. "I don't suppose you've ever heard the word 'Yo-kai' before?" I asked. The sailor nodded, his smile not leaving his face.
"Oh, one a'them ghosts, eh? I read about them when we were off sailing to another country, but I thought they was fakes, like catchy rap music or the female orgasm!" He laughed heartily at his own joke. "But ya know, learnin' she's one'a them ghosts is good news!" He said. The sailor turned to face the ship and placed his hands around his mouth to yell at his fellow sailors who were watching him from the deck. "Hey fellas, good news! Turns out we ain't been fuckin' the captain's cat! Sailornyan is a ghost!"
The other sailors cheered and waved at him. The fact that these men thought they had been relieving their urges on an actual cat that just happened to be pink was more disturbing than anything.
"Anyway kid, you wanna see our little lady, do ya? Any reason why?" The sailor asked me.
"To be honest, I wanted to see if she was real," I replied. "But you've already seen her, so that solves that. Is it okay if I meet her too? Does she talk?"
"She sure does! She loves meetin' new folk!" He happily replied. "She might have her paws full though, we'll have to see!" He motioned a hand towards a jetski sitting on the shore. "Come on, let's get to the ship!"
After a short jet ski ride to the ship, the sailor and I boarded and headed below deck. He explained that Sailornyan just seemed to show up one night, and none of the crew noticed her. At first, they thought the ship was haunted, but after a few days, one of the men mentioned that he felt someone fondle him and jerk him off at night. The men were all worried that one of their own was gay and trying to molest their fellow crew members, but as if on cue a little pink cat appeared out of nowhere and the crew's nights suddenly became busy.
As the sailor slammed open the bunkroom door and motioned me inside, I was greeted by a group of bare, muscled asses of a circle of sailors. In the middle of their group was a little pink cat wearing nothing but a sailor's hat between her ears, with a blue skirt and white top tossed lazily on the floor. As I watched, none of them seemed to notice me, and the cat opened her mouth and let out a satisfied, happy sigh as the men came all over her face.
"So much seed, nya!" The pink kitty cooed, licking around her mouth to clean up whatever she could of the crew's cum. Patches of semen were all over her pink fur, making her look like some kind of spotted breed of animal as the men began to pull up their pants, each reaching out and giving her a loving pat on the head before turning to walk past me. The cat waved at the men as they left. "Come back soon, boys!" she called.
"There's our little lass." The sailor accompanying me announced. "Sailornyan, in the fur!"
"And in the sailor juice!" Sailornyan continued, winking at me. "Oh, another human? And a male? Have you heard of me, nyan?"
"You could say that," I replied. Sailornyan walked towards me, and although she was trying to sway what she would call her hips, all I could see was a messy pink cat walking on its hind legs. She licked around her mouth as she looked at me, looking me up and down hungrily and trying to undress me with her eyes.
"You wanna pet this kitty too, nya?" Sailornyan asked. "You can put your meat sail in me! I can take the whole crew one after another, so I can help you too!"
"Is she always like this?" I asked the sailor. He gave out a hearty laugh.
"She is, lad, she is! I won't tell the boys if you want to meet her personally, though!" He laughed. "Just make sure you don't make too much of a mess before we head to shore!"
I looked at the man, then back at Sailornyan. The little pink cat with spotted, sticky white patches on her face didn't look the least bit arousing to me. For once, a Yo-kai besides Insomni was trying to seduce me, and it didn't work in the slightest. Maybe it was because I saw her as a cat first and a female second, but all I wanted to do was take a wet rag and clean her up, not fuck her.
"I'll pass, sir." I replied. "As long as she's not causing your crew any harm, I think I'm done here. I've investigated enough."
"Nya?!" Sailornyan gasped in shock. "Y-You don't want to fuck me too? Set sail in my rear hole? What's wrong with this human?!"
"No offense, Sailornyan," I said, giving her a dismissive wave. "You're cute, but I think you're better off helping men who never see women rather than me. I already live with two."
"Nyo! Nyou're not going anywhere!" Sailornyan protested. Ugh, more cat puns. She gave up on trying to charm me and started to dress herself, adjusting her skirt and straightening the ribbon on her chest. In what was more amazing than gross, her tongue seemed to double in size and licked all over her face, cleaning up every spot of the sailors' cum and leaving her entire face pink, save for the white-colored fur around her mouth and eyes.
"Never seen a guy turn the lass down ..." The sailor sounded surprised. "Ah well, come on then. Let's get you back to land."
"Nyo nyo nyo!" Sailornyan argued, leaping for me and grabbing my pants leg. "He's not going anywhere until he has his way with me! I am adorable!"
"You are adorable," I agreed, shrugging. "Just not sexy to me."
"You are going to FUCK ME!" Sailornyan commanded. I looked down at her and was a bit uncomfortable at the fiery look in her eyes. "Fuck me! Yank on my tail and ram my pussy! Cum down my throat! Turn me into a dick-craving animal!"
"... You ARE a dick-craving animal, apparently." I said. She paused but soon shook her head.
"You nyew what I meant! Come on, whip it out! Come on!" Sailornyan started to beg now. "I've been with every human guy I've met! Don't ruin my perfect record! Come onnnnn!"
The sailor and I headed above deck, climbing into one of the lifeboats to be lowered to the jetski. All the while, Sailornyan stayed attached to my pants leg by her claws digging into it, shaking her head in protest and begging me to "defile her!" and "make her choke on my thick seed!"
After another jet ski ride complete with Sailornyan trying to unfasten my pants as I swatted her paws away, she continued to follow me on the beach. The sailor looked at her, and I paused and turned to him--was he really going to let his crew's cum dumpster leave?
"Well mate, it looks like Sailornyan's got her own treasure to find." He said. "There's word of another one o' them Yo-things called Mermother around these seas, so me an' the boys will just look for her on the way."
"I'm not treasure, take her back." I demanded. "I don't need a house pet-"
The jet ski was already zooming back towards the ship. I looked down, seeing Sailornyan humping my leg like a horny dog. Not only do I have another annoying Yo-kai in my life, but now it looks like I had been forced to adopt an undead cat that was forever in heat and would be around long after she eventually kills me for not putting out.
"Fuck me." I groaned.
"I'm TRYING!" Sailornyan yelled.
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