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The love life of a Hero	By : Lisachan Category: Zelda > Het - Male/Female Views: 3839 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Author's Note: Link's state of panic and shock continues. Poor guy has no idea what's coming his way. The brave warrior's gonna have to learn how to be a daddy now.

Chapter 15: I thought it was over

Ivee didn’t know how much time had already passed, but just a while ago, Purah had shouted ‘Ten centimetres!’, which seemed to be important, because her mum perked up. She braced herself again. For the first time, Ivee felt the urge to push. If she thought the contractions were bad, this was much worse. Squeezing her eyes shut, she cried out.
Link wiped away the sweat from her forehead with his free hand, letting it linger on her cheek, although it probably wouldn’t make much of a difference. The way she looked at him when she opened her eyes again ripped his heart out. Desperate, helpless, as if she wanted to implore him to do something. But there was nothing he could do. Only offer his hand to let it be squeezed to a pulp, like he had promised.
Ivee felt hot tears running down her cheeks. Nothing of what they did or said mattered to her now. Right now, she was in her own little world of pain and misery and just wanting to stop living. Somewhere in the back of her mind, she thought back about how she had wanted to stretch important milestones in her life. How she didn’t want them to pass. Their first kiss. Their first time. Their wedding night.
She did not want to stretch this moment. Maybe once the baby was out.
Probably.
Definitely.
Whatever hellish pain she’d had to endure just a few moments ago, it was happening again. “It hurts!” Ivee screamed. Not only was her vagina being stretched to its limits. It felt like her pelvis was gonna burst to pieces. A sheet ripped apart.
“Oh no, Link! Your sheets!” Amira said.
“Don’t worry, I’m used to that,” Link replied.
Amira’s eyes were big when she looked at him.
“Don’t ask.”
“Ivee, try to relax your face,” Purah said. “I’m not kidding when I say you might pop a few veins otherwise.”
“Kinda hard when you feel like you’re being split in two,” Ivee groaned. It truly felt like punishment from the Goddesses for all this sex she’d been having with Link. So unfair. If this ordeal is what happens nine months later, then why do they make sex feel so good?
Amira couldn’t stand it any longer. Seeing her daughter like this made her vividly recall the pain of her own two childbirths. There must’ve been something they could do. “Link, don’t you have an elixir or something to numb the pain?” she said, nodding her head towards Link’s Sheikah Slate. “Surely, while you are in battle, you sometimes hurt yourself too?”
“Constantly,” Link snorted. “Ivee, I’m gonna need my hand.”
Amira quickly reached over to replace his hand, sitting on Link’s stool when he stood up for her. Now that he was free from her grasp, he took the chance to glance between her legs. At once, he felt his heart plummeting. He’d seen her vagina’s normal size plenty of times. The way it was stretched now was far from it’s normal size. He took his Sheikah Slate and frantically started swiping. “Aha, let me try this.” He tapped on the screen, and suddenly a tiny pink fairy appeared on his hand. He guided it to float in Ivee’s direction and let it sprinkle its fairy dust all over his frazzled wife.
“How’s that?” he asked, sitting next to her again.
“Oh wow!” Ivee said, perking up. “I do feel a lot better!” Then she slapped him quite viciously. “Why didn’t you think of that sooner?!”
“Because I’m a guy?”
“Fair enough.”
“Besides, for the sake of my hand, if I would’ve thought of it sooner, I’d have said so.”
“Don’t you dare complain about your hand!” Ivee ground out.
“I’m just saying...”
“Well, don’t!” She heaved a big sigh and exhaled slowly. The pain was gone, and she thankfully leaned against him. “Thank you for making yourself at least bit useful during all this after all.”
“Wha…?” Link felt Amira squeeze his shoulder, and he turned his head to see her make a forgiving face. It made him think back about her little speech from a while ago, about how Ivee would throw snappy remarks at him and that he shouldn’t take it personal.
“How long will the effect of the fairy last?” Ivee asked innocently.
“Well, if it can revive me when I’m almost dead, then it must be pretty powerful. Let me know when you need another one, okay?”
With the pain gone, the rest of the delivery was a breeze. Link’s hand also didn’t need to suffer any longer. Still, Ivee gently squeezed it when she felt Purah carefully pulling this little person out of her body. Her body had produced this. Her body had carried, nurtured and sustained this. For nine months, this had been entirely hers. Now, she would have to let it go.
The baby’s cry sounded through the room, and Ivee cried along. There he was. Link’s successor.
“It’s a girl,” Purah declared.
“Nooo!” Ivee screamed, distraught. “It has to be a boy! Link’s successor has to be a boy!” Her face softened when Purah put the baby on top of her. Girl or not, of course she loved it. After all this stress and pain of squeezing it out, how could she not?
“Ivee, somehow I don’t think this is gonna be our only child,” Link said.
“Man, I don’t wanna go through all this again.”
“That would involve not having any more sex with your husband, dear,” Amira contributed.
“Mother,” Ivee whined. “Can we please not talk about sex now?”
“About that, though...” Link tried to say.
Ivee sighed. “Obviously, I don’t wanna stop having sex with you,” she pouted. “Screw biology.”
“Don’t worry. A second child and any after that aren’t so bad,” Amira said in an attempt to soothe Ivee. “Everything’s already stretched out a bit, you see.”
Great. And with that mental image Ivee would fall asleep in a bit. But she didn’t want to fall asleep. She wanted to enjoy their newborn.
Purah discreetly coughed, presenting Link with a pair of scissors. “Would you like to cut the umbilical cord, honey?”
It was probably at that moment when Link started to feel a bit iffy. He didn’t want to say it out loud with all those women in the room, but it looked quite gross, the way the baby was still bloody, and this slippery umbilical cord still pulsating.
“Link, are you okay? You don’t look too well,” Amira said.
“I… think I need some fresh air. Think I’m gonna step out for a bit.”
In a daze, Link made it down the stairs. Purah seemed to call something behind him, but he didn’t really understand.

The moment he set foot outside, Azu was all over him. “Link! Is the baby out of sis’ belly?”
“Azu? Pruce, too,” Link said, closing the door and leaning against it on shaky legs. “You been here long?”
“We left right after you came to tell us,” Pruce said. “In fact, we saw you entering the house with Purah from afar.”
“So, is the baby out?” Azu insisted.
“Yeah… Let me… sit for a moment, though.” He slid down into the grass, leaning his head back against the door.
“Can I see it?”
“No, not yet.”
“Why not?”
“Because it still needs to get cleaned up. And your sister too.”
“What’s the matter, son?” Pruce asked, seeing the state Link was in. “You look like you’re the one who has given birth.”
“Umbilical cord… All that screaming… and blood… and bodily fluids…” Link stammered, looking as if he’d been traumatised for life. “Believe me, Azu, you don’t want to see that.”
Pruce grinned knowingly. “Ah yes. Not the prettiest sight, is it?” he mused. “But surely, you’ve seen worse? Out on the battlefield.”
“Yes, but those are viscous creatures being slashed open. I don’t mind, couldn’t care less about those. But this is my wife.” Suddenly, the door opened behind him, and Link practically tumbled inside.
“Link!” Amira yelled.
“Yes? What is it, you look so flustered,” Link said, scrambling upright.
“Didn’t you hear us calling for you?”
“No, I didn’t.” This house really was very soundproof.
“Well, hurry, you might still make it in time!”
When Link came upstairs, he reached for his head and raked his fingers through his hair, flummoxed.
“Yeah, I’d start scratching my hair if I were you,” Amira grinned. She picked up the little girl, who she’d put safely in the baby cot while she went down to go get him. It was snugly wrapped in a clean cloth, and she cradled it to her bosom, cooing.
Link had to look for support against the banister. Purah was still seated between Ivee’s open legs. She wasn’t finished yet. Ivee’s lower parts were still in their overly stretched state. Looked like another head was crowning. “There’s… two of them?”
“Link, how dare you leave me behind?” Ivee spat. “Get back here!”
Link quickly sat back on the stool. “Sorry! I thought it was over!”
“Clearly not!” Again, there was some pushing and huffing, but with the first one having cleared the way, the second baby came a lot quicker. “This one’d better be...”
Purah nodded, smiling broadly. “This one’s a boy.”
“Yes!” Ivee shouted, punching the air.
Downstairs, the door opened. Pruce wanting to know what the emergency had been, and if there wasn’t anything wrong with the baby, and if Azu could finally see it.
“Don’t worry, everything’s alright, and no Azu, you have to wait just a bit longer,” Amira called. Putting the baby girl back in the cot, she went down and outside to calm down her impatient son and put Pruce’s mind at ease.
Once again, Purah shoved the pair of scissors under Link’s nose, seemingly insisting that he do it this time. “Second attempt, Link?”
With a shaking hand, Link reached for the scissors.
“Go on, Link. Be brave,” Ivee quipped, with just a tiny bit of sarcasm in her voice.
“I’m just scared to do it wrong.”
“There’s nothing you can do wrong,” Purah said with a gentle face. “Just cut.”
Link squeezed his eyes half shut while he cut, as if he expected all kinds of things to squirt out.
Ivee sighed. “Link, please.” If this already grossed him out, then seeing him change a diaper would be priceless, for sure.
“Sorry. There, done.” He slightly panicked when Purah still remained seated. “There’s not a third one, is there?”
“No, the placenta still has to come out.”
“The what?” All these strange words.
“The protective sack they’ve been encased in.”
“Oh. Whew!”
Once the placenta was removed, Purah tended to the baby boy, also wrapping him up in a cloth and asking Link to put it next to his sister in the cot; she was too small. Meanwhile, she grabbed needle and thread and applied stitches to Ivee where stitches were needed. Shuddering, Link couldn’t be happier that he had given her the fairy. Getting stitched there couldn’t possibly feel good.
“You still okay, Ivee? Don’t need another fairy yet?” he asked.
Ivee shook her head. “No, it’s okay.”
Purah then started to gather her things, clearing away the dirty towels from under Ivee and covering her with the sheet. Before she went downstairs, she gave Ivee a well deserved pat on the shoulder. “It’s done, you did it. Congratulations,” she said.
“Thanks, Purah,” Ivee smiled.
“Can we hold them?” Link asked.
“Of course you can. I’d hand them to you, but I can’t reach them. You’re gonna have to pick them up yourself.”
Link looked like picking them up would be a real challenge. They were so tiny and fragile. Where was Amira when you needed her?
“It’ll be alright, Link, you can do it,” Purah grinned. “Just make sure you support their head.”
With the greatest of care, Link picked one of them up and hugged it to his chest. It was then that the door downstairs was being pushed open quite forcefully.
“Sis, Link! Can I see the baby already?” It was Azu, who was really out of patience now.
“Sorry, I couldn’t hold him any longer,” Amira said from the doorway, quickly running after Azu when he almost tripped. “Careful, Azu!”
“Mum said there was a big surprise!” Standing at the top of the stairs, Azu expectantly looked at Link and Ivee. At first glance, there was nothing out of the ordinary. “So, what is the surprise?”
Ivee chuckled. “Look in the baby cot.”
Azu ran towards the cot. If he tiptoed, he could just about see over the edge. He gasped, wide eyed, looking at Link, than back to the cot. “There’s two! Sis, were there two babies inside your belly?”
“Yes, they’re twins.” Ivee reached out her hands, longing to hold one. Link handed her the one he was holding and went back to get the second one.
“Now, gather round,” Purah said, trying to arrange everyone up and around the bed and snatching the Sheikah Slate from Link’s hip. “I’m gonna take a picture. Snapity snap!” Once the picture had been taken, she handed the Sheikah Slate back to Link and excitedly rubbed her hands. “So, let’s talk names!”
“Well, the boy will be Link Junior, obviously,” Ivee said. “But the girl...”
“Surely, the possibility that it might’ve been a girl must’ve at least crossed your mind?”
Link and Ivee looked at each other, a bit ashamed. The thought that had primarily crossed their mind was how they had hoped it would not have been a girl. One time, they had brought up the topic. Then they’d had a little drama about it. Then they had suppressed it again.
And now they had one of each.
“How about Linkle?” Ivee eventually suggested.
“Yeah...” Link said, slowly nodding his head. “Yeah, Linkle sounds good.”
“Lovely,” Purah smiled. With Link and Ivee sitting on the bed, she once again checked the babies’ general health and reflexes. The boy would need close attention. She’d heard it right away. There’d been a distinct difference between their first cries. The girl’s cry had been laced with anger, as if she wanted to say “How dare you pull me out! It’s cold out here!”, whereas the boy had been more like “What are you doing to me? I was so comfy in there. Put me back in, please.”
“Ah, Link...” Ivee suddenly said, starting to fidget. “I’m gonna need another fairy.”
“Oh, sure. Right away. Uhm...” But he had his hands full. In the future, he would have to learn how to carry a baby with one arm, but now he was still too afraid to do it wrong. Amira shot forward to take the baby from him. “Here, I’ll take her. Him. It. Which one is it, anyway?”
“I don’t even know.”
“Make sure you sprinkle some over the baby boy too, he can use it.”
“Is this Junior?” Ivee said, starting to look under the cloth.
“Yes, that’s Junior, I can tell by his scrawniness.”
“He’s gonna be alright, though, won’t he?” Link asked, worried.
“Oh, but of course, he has your D.N.A., he’ll be fine. But sprinkling some fairy dust over him sometimes might not be such a bad idea. He’s been squished a bit inside of Ivee’s belly, so I’ll be coming over quite often to check on him.”
Azu watched with great wonder how the fairy worked its magic, then he watched it fly away through the crack of the window. “Where’s it going?”
“It’s going back to the Fairy Pond to absorb new magic,” Link said.
“Cool,” Azu breathed.
“Now, how about we let the parents enjoy their babies, and let Ivee recover for a bit,” Purah said. “She must be exhausted.”
Ivee blew out a sigh of relieve. “Yes, please.” While the group was steadily making its way down the stairs, she caught her mother looking at the mattress on the floor, sad about how, pretty soon, it would have to be removed again. And she with it. She glanced up at Link, who nodded.
“Mum?”
“Yes?” Amira said, hopefully looking up.
“After today… can you stay for a while longer, please?”
Amira sighed, visibly relieved. “I was hoping you’d say that. Of course, I would love to.”
“Great.” When they were finally alone, she slumped against Link’s shoulder, who was sitting next to her on the bed. Only now, she felt how tired she really was.
“I’m so proud of you,” Link said, lovingly nuzzling her cheek. “All you had to go through. I’ll make it up.”
“Not with sex this time.” Ivee was slightly shocked to see the look of surprise on his face. “Please tell me you’re joking,” she said, gesturing with her hand to emphasize the state her body was in now.
“Oh, right.”
With a sigh, she looked down upon the little one in her arms, then to the one in Link’s arms, as if she still couldn’t believe that they were out of her belly.
Two.
At once.
How were they gonna do that?
“Didn’t you feel that there was a second one?” Link murmured.
“No. I was still under the effect of the fairy.” Once again, her eyes were drawn to their baby boy, the scrawny one. Yes, he was scrawny, yes he was weaker than his sister, but he was moving, and breathing, and he had such a pretty face. He would turn out to be a fine young man, petite but strong, just like his dad, eager to try out every new magical gadget he could get his hands on. Talking about magical gadgets...
“Are you happy you got to use your travel medallion in the end?”
“Yeah, I am,” Link grinned.
“Deep down inside you’re just a little boy, aren’t you?”
“Guess I’m gonna have to man up now.”
“Yes. Set an example for these two.”
“We got ourselves into a right mess, didn’t we? Two at once.”
“Looks like you have some powerful seed.”
Which brought him back to Purah’s new invention he could now finally tell her about. When he was done explaining to Ivee, she could do nothing more than just gape at him. “She’s given me some samples. Pretty amazing, isn’t it?” he said.
“Amazing? That’s life changing!” Junior gave a little sound of protest from where he was lying at the volume of her voice. “I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m happy with these two. But I have no intention to keep on dropping young until I’m no longer fertile.”
Link had to laugh at that. “Sorry, mental image.”
“Hmm… So, about that manning up...”
“I’ll work on it, I promise.”

To be continued...

Author's Note: Linkle is a reference to Hyrule Warriors. Obviously, the Linkle in Hyrule Warriors would not be this one, because chronologically, Breath of the Wild comes after Hyrule Warriors. I just like that name ^_^
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