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Yo-kai Specs	By : joekun626 Category: -Misc Video Games/RPGs > General Views: 3735 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Yo-kai Watch, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
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- 17
It had only been a day since Apelican's treaty, and things were slowly going back to normal. It seemed like after he left, he took a lot of his "localization" with him; voices were returning to younger people, foods stopped being referred to as "jelly donuts" no matter what they actually were, and Insomni dropped her southern accent.
Unfortunately, there were a few things that hadn't changed.
Despite my protests, I had obtained a housepet. Sailornyan forced herself into my home, but thankfully did nothing except sunbathe in the windowsill and mooch from the kitchen every now and again. She had completely stopped trying to seduce me, but she had good reason: I still had no dick.
I knew there was something I was forgetting while I was signing Apelican's treaty--he never un-did his localization shot on me, which meant I still had the smooth, hairless, junk-less crotch of a doll. I hoped that this could be fixed by a quick summon and reminding him (or demanding) that it needed returned to me, especially since Insomni had done nothing but complain since we had returned home that evening and we discovered I didn't have anything for her to ride or suck.
Summoning Apelican was much harder than it seemed. It wasn't that I couldn't use his medal in the still-changed Model Zero; it was that I couldn't get a hold of the medal at all. Ever since we had returned home, Hanako had swiped the medal from me and constantly tried to "accidentally" misplace it. I found it buried in a clothes pile, in the freezer (which I luckily discovered before it could freeze,) and in my underwear drawer. Hanako seemed determined that I would never see Apelican again, which although I could completely understand--I wouldn't want her name and identity changed, either--it was beginning to become frustrating that I couldn't just bring the damn bird back.
"Hanako! Give me the damn medal!" I commanded, chasing her throughout the apartment. I couldn't fly, of course, so when Hanako floated just under the ceiling, all I could do was pathetically jump and try to grab one of her shoes. I clenched my fists and groaned in frustration ... but then had a fantastic idea. I took a single step to the right and looked straight up.
She had white panties today.
"Pretty cute! Felt like going simple today?" I teased. Hanako looked down at me and tilted her head in confusion, but after a moment it hit her; she dropped down from the ceiling faster than I could see, and kicked me hard in the face with her right foot. I rubbed my nose in pain after falling on my back. "Ow! Damn it, come on!" I yelled, slowly getting back up to my feet.
"You wanna see mine?" Insomni floated next to me, rubbing against me.
"You don't wear any." I reminded her.
"Oh, that's right!" Insomni replied, wide-eyed as if this was a huge surprise to her. "Oh well, it's not like you'd get hard from seeing anyway ..." she scoffed, floating away. Her constant complaining about my lack of manhood wasn't helping my mood.
"I don't want to worry about that stupid chicken again!" Hanako argued, floating towards the bathroom. "Your dick will grow back eventually!" With that incorrect, angry shout, she floated into the bathroom and slammed the door behind her. Despite living with me for so long, she still felt the most comfortable near the toilet. It took a moment for me to realize that she still had Apelican's medal with her.
I groaned in frustration and shook my head. I understand that she was worried about being localized, but why did she have to make this so difficult? Did she think I wouldn't protect her?
"You're acting like a child, Hanako!" I yelled, knowing full-well she could hear me through the door.
"I'm not a child! I'm sexy!" I heard a muffled shout as she replied from the bathroom. "You know how old I am!"
"Yeah! Seventy and you're acting seven!" I yelled back. She just slammed her fist on the bathroom door in response. I shrugged it off; she wouldn't be angry for long.
How am I supposed to get the medal now? It's not like I can just force her out of the bathroom!
... Wait a minute. God damn it, I'm an idiot.
I checked my wrist, as I've grown accustomed to doing before using a medal: Model Zero. Step one complete. I reached into my pocket and pulled out Hanako's medal, clutching it in my hand while I used my thumb and index fingers to turn the watch's crank down to zero. I popped in the medal and turned the crank over to one.
"Oh! Summoning time!" The watch announced. The Eerie tribe's summoning song began to play, along with the usual rainbow path pouring out of the watch's face. I expected to see Hanako's cute smile and dance as she was forced in front of me, but strangely, or maybe as I should've expected, this wasn't the case.
Hanako slowly walked down the rainbow path, shooting daggers at me with her gaze as she reached the end, along with a quick show of her right hand and middle finger. She took her time making the trip, and seeing the annoyed looked on her face didn't make me feel any better about my genius idea.
I sighed in disappointment, hoping she would be more surprised than angry and I could talk her down. I turned the watch's crank over to two, questioning myself if I should complete the summon.
"Summoning Eerie!" The watch called. Hanako appeared, hovering near the floor in front of me.
"... Hanako-san." She spoke her name in a quiet mutter instead of the usual announcement of her presence. "That was a dirty trick, and you know it." She said while glaring at me. "You don't need to reduce yourself to such a level to win this."
"Apparently, I do." I replied. "Just give me medal. I'll do it outside and you won't need to worry about him." Hanako looked away from me, reached into a pocket under her suspenders and dug out Apelican's medal. She held it out, but still refused to face me. "Why are you just giving in now?" I asked. "You're not even going to try to keep it from me?"
"Oh, I am." Hanako replied. "I'm just done with these cheap, childlike ways of winning. I know you're not the brightest, but eventually even you can pick up on a theme of hiding the medal in places so obvious that you wouldn't think to look." I felt a little insulted, but this wasn't the time to argue. I popped Hanako's medal out of the watch and dropped it back into my pocket, heading for the door. I paused just before opening it, turning back to face the girls.
"You know, you're holding back the only thing that can give me my dick back." I reminded her. "The tap you wanted so badly when you were grinding your foot into Apelican's stomach?"
"... Just take it and go." Hanako scoffed.
"If I'm not back in twenty minutes, I probably need help." I warned.
"Sure, sure, have fun." Insomni replied, more focused on the TV showing some kind of drama. Sailornyan just yawned, turning over and barely having enough space from falling off the window, and Hanako looked at me with her arms crossed.
So it was gonna be one of those days, huh? Fantastic.
After walking downstairs and into the front yard ... or what one would call it, considering it was mostly road, I popped Apelican's medal into the Model Zero. I had no time for summoning calls or poses--I just wanted my dick back. I turned the watch's crank to one, and waited for the magic to happen.
"Oh! Summoning time!" The watch called. As the rainbow path appeared, a very upbeat song started to play; it sounded like a horn playing the whole thing. Quite catchy, but a shame that it had to come along with this particular Yo-kai. After he tipped his hat multiple times and twirled his gun in his hand, Apelican walked down the path with his hands on his hips. I turned the crank and watched as the rainbow road started to fade. "Summoning Mysterious!" the watch spoke again, finishing the summon.
"Apelican!" He called. After he saw me, he laughed and tipped his hat at me once more. "Well, look who's come crawlin' back already! Y'all ready to finish changin' this place up right?"
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a small paper--the treaty he signed to stop any future localization plans. Apelican scoffed at the sight of it and yanked the paper out of my hand, tearing it to shreds.
"That's what I think of your little truce, y'all! I changed my mind!" Apelican said. I just looked at him, amazed by his stupidity.
"Apelican, that wasn't the peace treaty, that was a copy of the peace treaty." I said, pulling another paper out of my pocket. He reached for it, but I shoved it away before he could grab it.
"Joke stealin' commie ..." Apelican muttered. "What do y'all even want now? Git on with it!"
"When you left last time, there was something you didn't change back." I said. "It was ... well ... you localized what made me a man."
"Trust me, son: you still weren't a man long before I showed up." Apelican replied. Unlike Hanako's little comment about my intelligence, this actually insulted me. Luckily, I didn't need to speak a word; Apelican looked past me, and whatever he saw terrified him. "W-What is she doin'?!" Apelican sounded frantic.
I turned around, seeing Hanako behind me. She had a chef's hat on her head, a white apron over her usual clothes that had "Kiss the producer" written on the front, and was floating behind a black barbecue grill--one that you would see in any advertisement for the "perfect" American home. The splatula in her hand pressed down on the grill rack, pushing Apelican's medal over fiery hot coals. How did she pull it out of the watch without me noticing her?!
"I'm having an all-American cookout." Hanako answered Apelican, giving him a wicked grin not unlike her evolution's usual expression. "Surely, a true patriot such as yourself could appreciate this."
Apelican pushed me out of the way and ran towards the grill, reaching for his medal--before he could grab it, Hanako smacked his hand with the splatula. Apelican pulled away in pain, blowing on his burned wing to cool it down.
"Give back what you took from him, and I won't cook this waste of a Yo-kai medal to ashes." Hanako demanded, pointing at me while I was still lying face-first on the ground from Apelican's push. "If you don't, well ... I hope you like charcoal."
"Fine! Y'all got it!" Apelican furiously nodded. I had stood up by now, but I was quickly downed again when Apelican pulled out his gun and shot me in the crotch without so much as looking at me. I fell to my knees, holding my newly-returned junk in pain, but at least it was back. "Just don't cook my medal! Without that, how can I ever be called again and get the chance to finish ..."
Hanako glared at him. Apelican was shaking as she held up the splatula.
"I mean ... how can my good friend here ever call me for help? That's certainly what I meant!" Apelican corrected himself. "Now y'all just settle down, little lady, and I promise you I'll be on my way!"
Hanako nodded and pulled an oven mitt from her pocket, placing it on her hand and grabbing the medal from the grill rack. She tossed it to me, and I had to juggle the piping-hot pog between my hands until it finally cooled down. Apelican sighed in relief, looked at me (I supposed to see if I was dead) and ran off without another word.
I wasn't sure what bothered me more: the fact that he ran off without trying to take revenge, or the fact that he openly admitted that he gave me his medal so he could "trick" me into allowing him to take revenge.
Either way, I didn't plan on calling him ever again. The medal will go into the Medallium and never see the light of day.
I headed back into the apartment with Hanako floating behind me. As soon as I closed the door, Hanako reached for my hand and grabbed Apelican's medal, flying as fast as she could towards the kitchen. I followed and poked my head in the doorway, seeing her drop the medal in the sink. She reached over and flipped a switch on the wall ... which started the trash compactor. As the medal fell down the drain, the loud sounds of the metal contraption under the sink cutting the little round calling card into shreds made me cover my ears.
I swore I could hear Apelican screaming in pain.
"What the hell, Hanako?! You just told him you wouldn't destroy it!" I yelled at her, walking into the kitchen. Hanako flipped the compactor switch off and looked at me, smiling and looking quite pleased without herself as she shook her head.
"No, I told him I wouldn't burn it. I didn't burn it." Hanako corrected me, wagging a finger at me. "I didn't lie to him in any way whatsoever, and now there's no chance you'll do something stupid and summon him."
"You're just on a roll with insulting my intelligence today, huh?" I asked as she floated past me, grabbing the Yo-kai Pad off my nightstand and laying down on the bed, swiping at the screen. I looked at the room in front of me: Hanako using the Yo-kai Pad and ignoring me, Sailornyan asleep in the sun and ignoring me, and Insomni wiping her eye with a tissue while watching a breakup on TV and ignoring me. What the hell am I supposed to do today?
I'll just do something I used to when I lived alone with no female contact: buy porn!
I left the apartment and after almost tripping in my attempt to run down the stairs, I headed around the building and looked ahead at Flower Road. My target was the "Settle-In Bookstore," more importantly the door behind the counter covered by a curtain. Most people thought it was just an employee back room for book storage, but I knew better.
It was the room with the "mature" books. The kind with boobs in them. Naked boobs.
I smiled at the thought of the awesome new porn I would soon be picking up, but those nice pictures in my mind were quietly pushed out by the sound of Insomni's voice rapidly approaching from behind.
"Wait wait wait wait!" Insomni called after me. I turned around a bit too late--she smacked into me and we both fell to the ground. Insomni lay on top of me, looking into my eyes with her solo one. "Hanako told me you got it back. Let me have it right now!"
"As much as I'd love to, we're in public. You know the rules." I gently pushed her up, making sure to grab her breasts as I did so. I knew she wouldn't mind; the moan that she made told me that much. I fondled her as I stood up as well, smiling at the blush on her cheeks and the short, heavy gasps that she made before I pulled my hands away.
"Don't do that! You're going to turn me on, only to deny me? You're cruel!" Insomni complained. "Where are you going, anyway?"
"I'm going to the bookstore." I replied. "Before I met you, it's where I used to go to find porn."
"That explains that countless number of magazines I found shortly after I moved in..." Insomni thought out loud. I started to walk again, and she floated behind me. "Well, I want to come along. I'm curious to see how hardcore human pornography can get!"
"Haven't you watched my DVDs when I'm not home?" I asked. "I know you've seen at least something in my room."
"Well, yes," Insomni started, "but the same plot gets boring after so many times. I can't fuck myself with a toy if I've already watched the material a dozen times. I want something new! Something kinky!" I sighed.
"I'm going here to look, and maybe buy something for me, not you." I groaned. "You already control the food I buy, are you really going to control my porn?"
"You shouldn't need porn, thank you!" Insomni fumed, floating in front of me and yanking down her top, flashing her big purple tits at me. Her pink nipples were hard from my fondling. "You have me right here!" She adjusted her top to cover herself and resumed floating next to me. I tried to walk slowly and hide the boner growing in my pants from anyone walking around. "That's what I thought." Insomni replied with a smug grin.
"L-Let's just get there already." I muttered. I heard Insomni snicker at my reaction, but didn't say anything to her about it.
"Aren't you kind of a weirdo for porn shopping during the day?" Insomni asked as we entered Flower Road's corridor. "Isn't that a night thing? You sneak inside when anyone who could know you is asleep?"
"You live with a college dropout whose first sex in years was with a Yo-kai. Do you think I have people whose opinion matters to me?" I asked. I sounded a bit more blunt than I intended, but I got my point across.
"That reminds me. I thought I was your first time. If it wasn't me, who was?" Insomni asked as we walked into the bookstore.
"Irrelevant." I replied.
"You can't say that!" Insomni argued. "That's only for--"
"I said IRRELEVANT!" I cut her off. Luckily, no one noticed me yelling at nothing; that seemed to always be the case whenever I talked to any Yo-kai in public these days.
I walked past the shelves and displays of books, heading to the counter. The person behind the register, a dark-haired man whose name I never learned yet have known him for years, gave me a knowing nod and opened a divider between the counter and the sales floor. I gave him an appreciative nod and walked into the back room, with Insomni floating behind me.
"It feels like we're kids going into a super secret forbidden place!" Insomni exclaimed, looking around the new room like a kid in a candy store. Adult-rated books, magazines, and DVDs lined the shelves on the walls; a few men whom I couldn't recognize were walking around, all wearing the exact same tan color of trenchcoat with the exact same colored black fedora covering their faces.
"Yeah, we're such rule breakers." I muttered to reply, smiling at the sight of Insomni's look of pure awe on her face. It reminded me of the first time I discovered this room existed, way back when I had become old enough to be back here and happened to ask my nameless cashier friend what was kept in the room behind him.
"Look at this one! This one! Ooh, this one's naughty!" Insomni looked at multiple DVD's, picking them up and examining the cover art and descriptions before tossing it behind her. Thankfully, the men around were too busy checking out the "barely legal" section and didn't see the mysterious floating cases near me.
"Yeah, yeah, enjoy yourself." I whispered as I walked past here, checking out the "new arrivals" section to see if there were any volumes of past series that I had missed. It didn't take long for one particular title to catch my eye: the "urban legend" series, based off different ghosts and monsters talked about in years-old lore and ghost stories to scare people.
Before I met Insomni, the idea of some lucky guy meeting supernatural women just seemed hot for some reason. With me now having Yo-kai girls in my home, I didn't really need these anymore; I lived them. Despite that, I was curious to see what I had missed in the story and to find out if the main character finally got to bang the ghost priestess that forced her way into his life.
I reached for it, but just as I grabbed it, another hand smacked mine out of the way and snatched the box off the shelf. I turned to face whatever fellow pervert had the balls to take my porn, but to my surprise they didn't have balls at all. It took me a second, but I recognized this person ... and wished I hadn't.
"... Diana? Diana Gately?" I asked. The person who swiped my porn was a woman, with short brown hair that ended just before the bottom of her neck. She wore a bright yellow shirt, a color that totally wouldn't make you stand out in an adult store, a black, knee length skirt, and black pantyhose. Rather than normal shoes like everyone else in the store, she had very expensive-looking brown boots on her feet. She definitely wasn't dressed to shop for pornography. On the top of her head rest a blue-framed pair of glasses.
"No, that isn't me." She replied. She pulled down her glasses over her brown eyes to look at me, and after a moment, her eyes lit up. "Oh hey!" She whispered loud enough that I could hear her. "It's you! It's been so long!"
"Yeah, it's me, and you're in a porn room." I replied. She suddenly realized this and blushed, turning away from me.
"H-How did you even know it was me?" She asked. "My disguise was supposed to be perfect ..."
"You're wearing blue glasses instead of red." I replied. "That's a terrible disguise. Besides that, you're wearing the same outfit you wore back then."
"I didn't have a lot of preparation time, shut up!" She hastily replied, still keeping her voice down. "This is just for research! I'm not a pervert like you are! And you know you're supposed to just call me Gately!"
Insomni had left the DVD wall and returned to my side, floating down and looking at the new human.
"Who's this?" She asked. I made sure that my old friend was focusing on the movie before responding.
"... Diana Gately." I replied after an unsure pause. "She was my ... girlfriend back in college."
Insomni paused. She looked at me, then at Gately, then me again. She broke out in laughter and wiped a tear from her eye.
"No way!" Insomni laughed. "Look at her! No boobs, wearing pantyhose in a porn store, and her standards are so low she dated you! What kind of weirdo is she?"
"Shut up!" I whispered, swatting my hand at her. "Go pick something out!"
"Tell your purple friend there that I do have boobs, and that my standards are fine, thank you. It's Professor Gately now, by the way." Gately said, not even looking up from the box she was reading. Insomni and I both went wide-eyed.
"You mean, you can see ..." I muttered, looking at Gately, then Insomni.
"Yep." Gately looked at me, having not pushed her glasses off her nose. "These may not be my usual reds, but they work the same. Say hello to my Yo-kai specs!"
Insomni and I gave each other a knowing look and a smile.
"Yo-kai specs, huh?" I asked. "Do tell." She looked way too excited when I said that.
"Well, I got these on special order from Timers & More! Did you know that Mr. Goodsight is a Yo-kai too?" She started rambling. I just kept nodding. "So I can see Yo-kai and I'm trying to figure out their powers to use in my research! Nothing cruel of course, but Yo-kai are just so cool!"
"Yeah, I can agree with that." I replied. Insomni smiled and patted my shoulder. "Gately, meet Insomni." I said. "I met her a while back when she decided to haunt my room one night."
"It's a pleasure to meet you, you condescending bitch." Gately smiled, holding out her hand which Insomni surprisingly shook.
"The same, no-tits." Insomni replied. After a moment's pause, both girls laughed. "I like her!" Insomni said to me, nudging me with her elbow. "She's fun!"
"I'm, uh, glad you're friends so fast." I replied, shaking my head with a smile. At least this was going smoothly.
"Let me go buy this and we'll go get something to eat, my treat." Gately said, walking past me and heading for the door. Insomni and I watched her leave, and when I looked over I saw that Insomni suddenly had armfuls of movies.
"So why do you call her by her last name, anyway?" Insomni asked.
"She's Japanese." I replied. "I guess when we met she didn't like me enough to allow me to use her first name, and it just stuck."
"Don't you mean, Japon-ese?" Insomni grinned.
"Look, Apelican hasn't made life any less confusing for me, either. Shaddap." I snapped at her. "If you must know, I have a cousin with the same first name, so it sounded like I was dating a relative and that made me uncomfortable. She was fine with it and it became a habit."
"That makes you uncomfortable?" Insomni blinked in surprise. "But you have all that incest porn-"
"Shut up! Remember that she can hear you now!" I slapped a hand over Insomni's mouth. I shivered when I felt her lick my palm. Insomni and I left the room, and luckily the cashier was too busy bagging up Gately's stuff to notice Insomni drop a number of floating DVDs onto the counter. "... I can't afford all of these." I muttered.
As she usually did to try and get her way, Insomni reached for the top of her dress with intent to yank down. I put up a hand to stop her.
"No, seriously. Pick one, because we both know you'll never watch all of these." I demanded. Insomni sulked and gave me a pouty look, but quickly decided on something I didn't expect her to be into: a cosplay parody of one of my favorite older games.
"If you like playing these games so much, why don't we just watch the characters fuck?" She suggested with a smile that was too warm and nice for the situation. I had seen this one online before, of course, but owning it was a nice novelty. Since it was relatively old, it didn't cost much. After paying and ignoring the smirk from the cashier, Insomni and I met up with Gately outside. Without even asking, Gately reached into my bag and pulled out the DVD Insomni chose, looking at the back and grinning at me.
"Really? You picked out something from a game that came out during college? Haven't you seen this?" Gately teased, dropping it back into the bag.
"She picked it." I pointed to Insomni, who just smiled at Gately. These two were really getting along, which, while a nice surprise, I wasn't sure how it would end for me. Better that then Insomni's jealousy flaring up, I guess.
"Nice choice, kid." Gately gave Insomni a thumbs-up. What the hell, didn't she just make fun of me for it? Since when did these two become girlfriends? "Come on, let's go. A donut shop is near here, isn't it?"
"Two of them, actually. Spirit and Soul." I corrected her. "Soul's usually fresher and not run by a goddamn skeleton-man."
"Nah, the old man at Spirit has experience!" Gately replied, wagging a finger at me. "He knows what makes a donut!"
"Whatever, they're right next door so we'll get a bag of both and share them." I said.
"Two bags? I offered you a snack, not a buffet!" Gately protested.
"But you know how much I love a good sugary snack, don't you, lover?" Insomni rubbed against me. I could feel the warm touch of her breasts against my arm. "Please?" She gave me a pleading look, which I could never figure out how she could pull off so well with one eye.
"... What did she just call you?" Gately raised an eyebrow. "You told her we have a past, didn't you?"
"Yes, dear, you were his old flame in school." Insomni nodded. "That's adorable, but he has a partner now. Well, unfortunately he has two, but I was here first."
"I took his first time." Gately said, sounding proud of herself as if this was some huge achievement. Insomni paused, looked at me, then back at Gately.
"But you said I did." Insomni looked at me. She didn't look too thrilled.
"No, I didn't. You just kept calling me a virgin." I replied. "Gately and I dated years ago in college, had a bit of a fling, and then after I dropped out we kind of became distant."
"We're still friends, I just haven't seen him in years." Gately finished my explanation to Insomni, who didn't look pleased by it.
"I was your first time with a Yo-kai, so I guess I'll just be happy with that!" Insomni scoffed. She clearly didn't like Gately as much as she did ten minutes ago.
Well, neither of the girls were my first anything, but I'll just keep that purple-haired black kimono-wearing nightmare bottled up in the back of my mind like I have for at least twenty years.
"Y-You ... had sex with a Yo-kai? That's possible?" Gately clasped her hands together and her eyes lit up, like she just made an incredible discovery. "Can I watch next time? Please?"
"I ... don't know about that." I replied. "I don't think that's a very good--"
"I'll let you see me naked again." Gately cut me off. "It's been years." She reached for her chest and squeezed her breasts in her hands, winking at me. "You miss this bod, don't you?"
"I'm going to stop you right there." I shook my head. "You're still a beautiful lady, and we had great times, but I moved on." I replied, pointing behind me with my thumb to the purple Yo-kai behind me.
"He prefers the undead now." Insomni explained, putting her hands on my shoulders. Gately removed her hands from her body, looking up at Insomni, then back at me. She smiled and shook her head.
"I guess I can understand that." Gately replied. "We did have some good times, huh? I wouldn't want to ruin what you have going on right now just for study."
"Thank you." I said, reaching up and patting Insomni's side. "It might sound strange to you, but I love her. I truly am in love with a Yo-kai, and I'm not ashamed of it."
"Ooh, she's blushing!" Gately grinned, pointing up at Insomni. Insomni started beating on my head with her fists, and I could hear her groan in embarassment.
"I am not!" Insomni argued. "H-He just doesn't say that enough is all! I like hearing it! Hanako and I already set it up for him to become a Yo-kai when he dies!"
"Hanako?" Gately asked, raising an eyebrow. "You have two of them?"
"Er, yeah." I replied, pulling on my shirt collar. It was a little embarrassing to just spill my guts to someone I hadn't seen in years. "I guess you could call her and Insomni my ... well ... girlfriends?"
"You won't look at me naked, but you have two dead girlfriends?" Gately looked at me with an expression of feigned annoyed; she loved to tease me ever since we met. "Someone's a paranormal pimp, eh?"
"Insomni's not happy with it." I nodded. "But Hanako moved in shortly after Insomni came into my life, and the girls pretty much just share me, so--"
"Stop bragging." Gately cut me off. "I get it already. Let's just go get the donuts and enjoy the day before you start talking about your favorite positions in the bedroom."
"I can tell you that!" Insomni chimed in. "He really likes it when I-" I reached back and gave her ass a firm slap, feeling it jiggle in my palm and heard her shamelessly moan, luckily stopping her from revealing my tastes.
"That's enough of that." I interrupted her. "Let's go get food, I'm getting hungry."
"Actually dear, why don't you go get them?" Insomni said. "I'll take Gately to our place and introduce her to everyone so things will be calm when you get home. Go on now, get me something yummy!" Insomni stuck out one hand to hand me cash that Gately had passed to her and another to shoo me away like a servant. I mumbled under my breath, but luckily she didn't hear the words "slave driver" coming out of my mouth.
As we parted ways, I heard Insomni and Gately start talking, and laughing after a moment; probably comparing stories about my lack of talent in the bedroom back then and now. I sighed, as I've noticed I do at least ten times a day after living with Insomni over one thing or another, and headed down the sidewalk towards the twin donut shops. As Spirit Donuts came into view, someone stepped in front of me and blocked my path.
I almost crashed into the person, but luckily paused--looking up, I saw a familiar-looking girl with green-hair, thick green eyebrows above black, shining eyes, and a white shirt with a long, green dress. While it took me a moment to put together who I was seeing, that damn smirk on her face gave it away: Spoilerina in her human disguise.
"What do you want?" I asked. "I'm hungry and busy, so I'll listen to you ruin something later."
"For once, this isn't a spoiler." Spoilerina replied. "This is payback."
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