AFF Fiction Portal
GroupsMembersexpand_more
person_addRegisterexpand_more

Take It From the Top

By: Cheeky
folder Kingdom Hearts › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 2
Views: 2,176
Reviews: 15
Recommended: 0
Currently Reading: 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
arrow_back Previous

Scene 2

Scene 2: Destiny Islands


*Sora waking up on the beach, then lies back down. He sees Kairi, bolts upright and*--SMACK--*they clonked each other’s noggin*

Sora and Kairi: *Lying on their backs* Ouch.

Hades: *talking to Riku* Reminds you of Saturday Night Live doesn’t it.

Riku: *giggling uncontrollably*

Director: *with two fingers to his head* Please cut, I’m going to go quietly have an aneurysm.


*Sora’s running around trying to find stuff to build a raft. Wanders over to where Tidus is*
Sora: Hey! Tidus, do you know where some cloth is?

Tidus: *Still practicing fighting* Did you try Kairi’s shirt?

Sora: Too small

Tidus: How bout your shorts?

Sora: Too drafty.

Tidus: What about Riku’s clothes?

Sora: We can’t figure out how he gets the damn stuff on.

*An arrow with a suction cup nails Sora in the face keeping his mouth shut. Offstage the network sensor is whistling a little tune and hiding a bow behind her back.*

Director: Security!


*Later in the afternoon on the beach when they’re all talking*

Riku: So we could’ve ended up anywhere else just as easily, right?

Sora: Such philosophical questions at our age?

*Everyone stare at Sora dressed in a suit and tie with glasses and a little pipe that blows bubbles.*

Kairi: Cute Heff, really cute. *Looking mildly irritated and amused*

Riku; *looks around at the rest of the people here and spots the AOTO (Author Of These Outtakes)* You’re insane y’know.

Director: Cut. *Looks to the AOTO* Security!

The AOTO (me): *closes her notebook and runs like hell*


You guys knew I'd make an appeareance sooner or later right? Anyways Thanks to those who reviewed, ideas for future outtakes at greatly appreciated. You people are my inspiration; Mell Brooks, the Coen Brothers and You guys! P.S. For a rather amusing outtake someone wrote in regards to this, check the Reviews. If I had to describe it, I'd say it's an out take of my outtakes LOL!!!
arrow_back Previous

Age Verification Required

This website contains adult content. You must be 18 years or older to access this site.

Are you 18 years of age or older?

Need Help? Click Here or Try Again