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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike	By : GintaxAlvissforever Category: +S through Z > Super Smash Brothers Views: 1933 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers or SEGA Superstar Tennis. They go to Nintendo and SEGA.
Summary: Day two of the operation begins and Sonic already has someone joining in on the operation. As they say, two is a pair.
Pairing: Same as last one.
Chapter 2: Ash's Prank

Sonic grinned to himself. It was already day two. Time went by fast when you were so busy rearranging the scene on your video camera. His roommate Fox asked him what he was doing, but the blue hedgehog wouldn't let him in on the operation because Fox would do his very best to stop him before Ike unleashed Great Aether on him.
Sonic already had a list off all the things he could do to Ike for the next week before he ran out of ideas. He was already working on the next thing that could tick off Ike, but it wasn't going well.
This was the thing. He was trying to create a catapult which could launch something at Ike's face when he least expected it. The only problem was the catapult itself wasn't moving fast enough, so if something was sent flying off of it, the object wouldn't reach it's target. Sonic was considering using his genie Shahra to figure out what was wrong when…
"Hey Sonic, what are you doing?"
Sonic fell on his back as the Smasher barged into the room.
"W-Wha…Ash! I told you to stop doing that! You'll give me a heart attack! And what would happen if Fox in the room. He would have shot you with his blaster!"
Ash held up a blaster gun. Sonic's eyes widened in disbelieve.
"I manage to get Falco's blaster. He's going to murder me when he finds me," Ash said with a grin.
"The only one who will be murdered is Falco if you pull the trigger…" Sonic told him as he sweat dropped.
It amazed the Smashers how Ash and Falco became roommates. You might say what happened is that Fox and Falco got into a little disagreement and Fox was looking for someone to switch with. Sonic and Ash at the time were roommates and had just finish arguing over a fight they lost as a team, and in anger, Satoshi switched with Fox. They couldn't switch after that because Master Hand found out and forbid them from switching. Not like Sonic minded Fox one bit. In fact, he considered the leader of Star Fox a more understanding and considerate roommate compared to the trainer. He felt sorry for Falco though.
"That's not true! I know how to handle a gun!"
"Your mom knows how to handle a gun."
"…I don't know about that…"
"…"
"So Sonic…what did Fox say about Falco last week?" Ash questioned, "You seemed rather embarrassed about it."
Sonic sighed. Last week during his boredom, the older Smasher's were getting drunk in their own room. Fox continued to ask the blue hedgehog to drink which he didn't because he was underage. When Fox got drunk though, he announced something very disturbing about Falco.
"Fox said that Falco liked being dominated…" Sonic said avoiding eye contact with the Pokémon Trainer. He was startled by this announcement at the time that he told Ulala about it on MSN…and she spread the word on Facebook and now everyone thinks that Falco is the perfect uke. Let's just say that Falco clearly hates Fox for declaring that.
Ash however had an evil grin on his face upon hearing that, "I see."
"Don't become a pervert…not like you already are one."
"I can't help it. Being introduced to porn was the best thing in my life."
Sonic wanted to do another your mom jokes…but that would be disgusting.
"So what are you doing?" Ash asked again.
Sonic glanced at the small catapult and then back at the Pokémon Trainer. He then glanced at the video camera that was next to the computer in the room.
"I was going to have a good laugh today." Sonic replied.
"How?"
"By annoying Ike. What else?"
Ash shivered, "You're risking it man. Ike is crazy when he's mad. Anger management won't help anyone if he becomes the victim of this."
"That's why he'll never find out," Sonic stated, "So are you going to help me or not?"
"With what?"
"I can't figure out how to make the catapult launch faster, When it is released, it doesn't go as fast and the item on it won't travel that far."
Ash smiled, "That's easy. You need to change that rubber band to something that will really hold it. With something strong, it should fling fast enough."
Sonic looked at the Pokémon Trainer amazed, "You know how to do stuff like this?"
"Gary and I worked on a catapult like this when we were younger." Ash explained. "We used the catapult to get back at the bullies that were bullying Gary. We then used it on Professor Oak. Ah, the good old days."
"What did you use to hit them?"
"We used Pokéballs and rocks on the bullies. We got scolded by my mom though, so when we got Professor Oak, we used a pie."
"Pie?"
"Yeah. Haven't you heard? If you say 'this is bad' then you will get hit by a pie. It happened to Meta Knight once."
"Really?"
"Ask DDD. It happened to him too or rather everyone in Dream Land except Kirby."
"Oh…"
Sonic rubbed the ring on his finger and out came the genie of the ring Shahra.
"What is your wish master?" she asked.
"I told you to quit calling me that. It's just Sonic," the hedgehog corrected, "I want you to replace this rubber band on this catapult with something stronger."
Shahra had a bad feeling about this but still obeyed her master as she used her magic to replace it with something that could hold the catapult better than the rubber band. Both teen Smashers smiled.
"Thanks Shahra!"
"If you need anything else Sonic, just rub the ring again," the genie told him as she disappeared into thin air.
Sonic cursed at himself for not asking her to bring an item to hit Ike with either, but this seemed more like Ash was doing the prank instead of him.
"Is the kitchen still useable?" The Pokémon Trainer questioned.
Everyone heard what happened to Ike yesterday and it was quite hilarious to most except those who care a little too much for everyone like their friend Pit. The angel along with Lucas were probably the only ones who were being worried warts toward the bluenette. Peach and Kirby were too but the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom was too busy fussing over her failed cooking with the pink puffball tasting the soup and setting the sink on fire from the burn.
"I think so…why?"
"I'm going to get the pie in the refrigerator."
Sonic twitched slightly, "Doesn't that pie belong to…Snake?"
"Ahh! Who cares! He'll get another one later. It's not like it's the end of the world if he doesn't get his pie."
"But…he's saving that for movie night."
"What movie could he possibly watch?"
"…300..."
"Sparta movie?"
Sonic nodded his head.
Ash sighed, "Next week he'll get another one."
"You really don't care, do you?"
"No, all I know is making Ike mad is more interesting than a movie like that."
Sonic grinned. Someone was already by his side. Now if Ike ever found out, he could use the Pokémon Trainer as a shield.

Ash stole the pie in the refrigerator and then came back to the hallway where Pit and Ike's room were. They hid around the corner of the hallway as they set everything up. If all went well, Ike would walk into the hallway, step on the rope that blended in with the floor and then get hit by the pie in front of Pit who was going to get out of his room for fresh air.
How the two knew their schedule was obvious. The two were friends with Pit ever since the third season of Brawl started. They knew each other inside and out. While Pit knew what his friends were capable of doing, he was quite gullible and naïve. Sonic would tell him something and he would believe it instantly. It was that easy to trick him. It was sad really though.
"Ike at twelve o clock!" Ash announced.
Sonic grinned. It was time for step two to begin. The two hid behind the wall before turning in the hallway.
Ike was oblivious to what was going to happen to him next. He thought it was just bad luck yesterday because Kirby was the one doing the cooking, and that puffball almost had no taste buds. The only thing the Star Warrior could taste was extremely spicy food, tomatoes and watermelons.
Then again, Kirby seemed to be in distress when Peach left him alone. Ike thought to himself. Maybe he was trying to tell her that he screwed up. That must be it.
As Ike let out a yawn, he saw his roommate Pit come out of their bedroom. The angel smiled at him resulting in Ike smiling back. Pit was so adorable that it made someone as "cold-hearted" as him open up to everyone in the mansion.
"Hey Ike, what's up?" Pit questioned with an angelic smile.
Ike was about to reply when he stepped on the rope…and then…
All happened in a split second. The pie that was on the catapult was hurled at Ike at a speed of fifty miles per hour. It hit him directly in the face. The pie had so much force that it knocked the mercenary on his back. Pit's eyes widened in horror upon seeing his roommate fall to the floor probably unconscious from the pie hitting his head.
"IKE!" Pit cried out as he ran over to help the blue haired swordsmen.
Sonic and Ash laughed at the whole scene as the blue hedgehog recorded the whole thing on his video camera. The operation was a success.
The Pokémon Trainer quickly called out Ivysaur to pull the catapult away so no one would see them using it. The trio retreated to an elevator nearby when Sonic stopped filming. They continued to laugh even in the elevator overcoming the music that was playing.
"You were right Sonic! To prank Ike and let his anger slowly build up is funny!" The raven haired teen exclaimed.
"I told you so."
Even the bulb Pokemon was laughing not really understanding the situation. Ivysaur was just laughing with his trainer.
"I still feel sorry for Pit though."
"He'll get over it when it starts happening every day."
"How long are you planning to do this?"
"Fifty. I was the one who spiced up the food yesterday, so that's two successful missions."
"I wish I was there to see that."
"It's all on the video camera Ash. No need to worry about that."
The two continued to laugh even when the elevator stopped at their destination which was the second floor. Ike and Pit lived on the fourth floor while Sonic and Fox lived on the second. This was another reason why they could make a clean getaway.
Ash called back his Pokémon when they reached Sonic's room. As Sonic opened the door though, he was greeted by an unhappy falcon. Ash looked ready to retreat, but it was too late.
"F-Falco. Fancy meeting you here..." Ash began nervously.
"How the hell did you get in my room?" Sonic questioned quite annoyed. He was positive that he locked the door behind him.
"Can you guys please explain what you're doing?" Falco asked.
The ace pilot of Star Fox wasn't going to leave until he got some explanations and his blaster back. Sonic sighed. There was no way out of this. As the two entered the room with the catapult in hand and closed the door behind them locking it, Sonic explained everything.

Me: TBC with 2168 words.
Li: Are they busted yet?
Me: You'll have to read the next chapter to find out. Please review. I am taking requests, but they won't start showing up until chapter 11 begins because I still got a whole lot of ideas to piss Ike off.
1. There was this one episode in Hoshi No Kabii where Meta Knight gets hit by a pie. It's classic.
2. In Hoshi No Kabii Kirby's favorite food is watermelons instead of tomatoes. In one episode, he ate a whole watermelon patch and it got him in trouble.
Edit: Just changing Satoshi back to Ash like I have been with my other stories.
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