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Garage Sale	By : PersonOfDisinterest Category: +A through F > Beyond Good & Evil Views: 2793 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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The Mammago Garage's office space was nothing to write home about - not that Jade would ever get the opportunity. The Alpha Sections raid on the Lighthouse was an event she firmly pushed to the back of her mind. It wasn't exactly fuel for sexy thoughts; Jade was trying to come up with as many of those as possible as she followed Hal's wide form into the room.
It was immediately clear that the office was not meant for visitors. Small and dimly lit, a desk and swivelling chair were squeezed into one corner of the room, an ancient, brown two-seater couch lined up against the wall perpendicular to them. A low wooden table stood just in front of it, rings of old coffee deposited by mugs left over several nights staining its surface. Hal managed to bump his leg against one of its legs as he made his way over to the desk, the rhino-sapien's bulk falling heavily into the swivelling chair moments later. Jade winced as she heard it whine, like a suffering soul begging for mercy. Hal didn't look to be going anywhere soon, however. Instead he straightened up in the chair, looked up at her as she approached the other side of the desk, coughed and behind rimmed goggles averted his beady black eyes, and then tried adopting the look of a rhino-sapien who merely meant to conduct business.
"Take a seat, Jade."
The woman cast her green eyes to the side, quickly assessing the seat Hal had offered her. It looked as though it would sink low even under her light weight, sagging like Jade's shoulders had when she saw the Lighthouse in smouldering ruins. Though, if she sat just so, that would give the clearly nervous rhino-sapien some ample cleavage to pretend he wasn't looking at. Jade decided on offering him the same thing from a different angle. Placing her hands on the desk, the woman leaned forward slightly more than she had any reason to, a slant to her full, glossy lips.
"That's okay, Hal. In my line of work I'm used to being on my feet all day."
"Me too," he quickly replied. Jade just smiled some more. Hal brought a three-fingered hand to his beak-shaped mouth, loudly clearing his throat as he averted his gaze. Though, as Jade counted, his eyes quickly slid back to the deep plunge of tan skin that disappeared down the front of her tank top, one pulled tight over the generous swell of a sweat-damp chest. "So," the rhino-sapien began, eyes barely flitting up to meet hers, "this is the office."
"I can tell."
"We don't usually 'ave customers back 'ere," Hal explained. "Mamma's rules, but..."
"I'm happy to have been made the exception," Jade said, followed up quietly with - "I promise, you won't regret it."
Hal visibly swallowed. "You wanted to talk?"
"Yes. To you."
"About what?"
Jade eyed the rhino-sapien for a long moment, squarely holding his quivering gaze. "Pearls."
"Pearls?" Hal repeated, his strong accent stretching the middle of the word like an elastic band, which snapped when he blinked and sat back with a creeeaaak in his chair.
"Pearls," Jade said, and with that she took her sweet time propping herself up on desk.
Tossing her jacket down on the couch, the young woman theatrically fanned herself as she parked her butt not quite so comfortably on the edge of the desk, but the purpose was far from resting her feet. Jade slid forward a calculated touch as she sat down, encouraging the waistband of tightly fitting pants to ride down and begin exposing her hip. Turned side on in relation to Hal, she could tell by the size of his eyes as she pushed her chest forward that the view she was now presenting very much attracted his attention. So she used that moment to say -
"What I was wondering, Hal - hoping, actually - is that you could possibly waive the price of the Space Engine for me."
It took a moment, but the rhino-sapien truly did go bug-eyed upon registering what Jade had just said.
"Waive? What you mean by waive?"
Honestly, Jade shouldn't have been surprised the word didn't exist in Hal's vocabulary, but she still struggled to refrain from slapping a hand to her face in the meantime.
"What I mean," the young woman began, "is that as a continued, well paying customer of Mammago's Garage - almost cleaning out the shop, as you put it - I think that perhaps it's time my loyalty should be...rewarded. Maybe with something like a voucher, equal to the value of oh, I don't know, 30 pearls?"
It took a long time, but Jade smiled politely as she watched the gears slowly crank behind Hal's eyes. When he finally (finally) got it, the rhino-sapien looked at her a little uncertainly.
"If you is askin' what I think you is askin', Mamma wouldn't be very happy."
"Hal," Jade said, turning fully to face him, "do you know how difficult it is to get your hands on Pearls these days?"
"Yeah man! The shop was running on fumes till you started buying things from us."
"I - what? Are you serious?"
"Swear 'pon Mamma's life," Hal told her.
The young woman paused. "So...I've literally saved Mammago's Garage from physical and financial ruin. Come on! I don't get a good deal after all that?"
"Can't do it, Jade," the rhino-sapien said, shaking his large head.
"Come on, Hal," she pleaded, leaning well over the desk at this point, "you're a sweet guy. Kind, honest, smart - so smart you have to see why this makes sense, right? Rewarding the customer's loyalty is Business 101. But you already knew that."
Hal nodded quickly, but behind his eyes Jade could see he was trying to puzzle out what Business 1-100 were first.
"So we can work something out?"
The rhino-sapien's tough grey upper lip curled inwards, an expression of uncertainty that imitated by a human would resemble the classic unsure-of-one's-self chewing of the lip. "Sorry, Jade," Hal told her breasts, eyes peering straight down the front of her tank top, "Mamma 'ave to make that call."
"Maybe I can convince you to make it instead."
Skin wrinkled at the corners of the rhino-sapien's eyes as they grew small in confusion. Jade smiled, pushing up off the desk as she straightened.
"Hal, would you close your eyes for me?"
"I don't know..."
Jade had already begun sauntering around the edge of the desk. "You won't regret it."
Hal must have understood something in the glimpse he caught of the young woman's sashaying hips, perhaps not consciously, but either way he did as asked. Thinking sexy thoughts as she reached the rhino-sapien, Jade sensually curved forward at the waist, reaching for the arms of Hal's chair to smoothly swivel him around. Unfortunately, he was a lot heavier than she expected him to be. In the end, Jade had to resort to grabbing onto a single arm of the chair and pulling Hal around to face her with several increasingly impatient tugs that left her breathing hard in a manner that was the furthest thing from sexy. The rhino-sapien however, didn't seem to mind when he opened his beady eyes at her insistence and found a young, sweaty, panting woman kneeling on the floor between his legs.
"Jade?! What you -?"
"Shh, Hal," she told him. "If you make too much noise your brother will come along, and I want you all to myself."
Her hands slowly crept up the inside of his thighs, Jade's palms bumping along the rough texture of his overalls until her fingertips reached just shy of his crotch. "You know," she said quietly, "there was another reason I swung by the Garage so often - besides handing over all my Pearls."
The rhino-sapien's voice sounded strangled as she slowly tilted her head to look up at him, eyes smouldering behind errants strands of dark hair. "What reason?"
Jade's fingers crept in just a little further. "Undo those overall straps for me, Hal, and I'll show you."

The rumours proved true: rhino-sapiens hefted quite the impressive package. Jade's eyes had grown wide just having pushed into the front of Hal's overalls and felt the weight of it in her hands. Which also lead her to realise how thick around the shaft was when the young woman cradled it in a palm and the tips of her fingers just about reached her thumb. She looked up at Hal, who was already gripping the arms of his chair more tightly than usual.
"You've got a lot to offer a girl."
The rhino-sapien didn't seem capable of replying. Jade took advantage of his silence and began hauling him out of his pants, admittedly growing a little apprehensive as her hands slid down to grasp his root and the meaty shaft just kept going. And when the crown finally popped out over the edge of Hal's rolled down overalls, a fat, curved helmet of dark flesh that drooped under its limp weight, falling across the young woman's wrist like a friendly serpent, her eyes shifted down and stared blankly for a full second.
"Jade," Hal whined then, "you is squeezin' me."
Her hands sprang open around the base of his shaft - at least as far as hands buried in the constrained space of a rhino-sapien's pants could do so, preventing her from in some unconscious effort choking the life out of the chicken. Though this cock was much bigger than average. Jade nervously licked her glossy lips. She couldn't help but compare it to the last one she'd taken between them. Double H was manageable; Hal would probably crack her jaw off
its hinges. Still, despite the logical part of her brain telling her oral was a definite no-no, Jade couldn't help herself.
Not after she unveiled the full length of Hal's anaconda.
Jade rarely had a moment to properly admire dick. With her eyes, at least. It was very easy to appreciate size, girth and even curvature when it was moving inside her. Men seemed to like that part the best. However, Jade figured Hal was going to give her all the time in the world she wanted. She guessed that he was about eight inches, flaccid. Good god. He'd probably be as thick around as her wrist once he'd gotten hard, she thought, slowly petting him. That was something Jade wanted to see, despite the intimidating prospect. Well, there was no time like the present.
Hal hissed suddenly, an odd sound coming from a rhino-sapien's beak. "Jade!"
"Mmm," she moaned, not necessarily in reply. Rather because after breathing warmly over the crown of his cock, Jade flicked out her tongue and made the clear fluid beading like morning dew at the tip disappear. Barely a touch and Hal seemed ready to tear the arms off the chair he was sitting in. Jade grinned when she lifted her gaze, the curve to her full lips spelling out mischief. Poor Hal didn't know what to make of it. "Just try to relax," she told him, practicing her sultry tones. "Oh, and don't forget to breathe."
Jade shuffled forward a little on her knees, practically cupping her hands underneath Hal's flared head. His cock was so warm; she couldn't resist the temptation to nuzzle against it, inhaling deep and filling her nostrils with the rhino-sapien's musk. He smelled of heat and sweat. Given that he'd been cooped up in his overalls all day, Jade wasn't surprised or necessarily disgusted. In fact it reminded her of her own state of being, a sweaty, dripping mess after being forced to sit in the sweltering hot cockpit of a hovercraft that could very well have gone up in flames right underneath her. And that thought gave the young woman a sexy idea.
"Do you like my breasts, Hal?"
The rhino-sapien stared at her like he'd suddenly grown hard of hearing.
Jade smirked. "I caught you looking, more than once."
The offending eyes widened. "Sorry, Jade," Hal said immediately.
"Are you apologising to me, or my chest?"
Which Hal was still ogling. Though given that Jade had subtly pushed it forward while speaking, giving the rhino-sapien an eyeful of deep, lightly tanned cleavage, she couldn't blame him.
"Sorry! Sorry!"
"I don't want you to apologise, Hal," Jade said, "I want to know if you like them."
The rhino-sapien visibly swallowed, seeming to understand that his beady black eyes had been granted permission to rove over the exposed swell of the young woman's chest. "Yeah man."
Jade's top was stretched tight across her breasts. She leaned forward, interlocking her fingers around Hal's shaft and pulling it into her chest. "Hal," she said softly as the shape of her nipples, pressing hard against thin, damp fabric, grew even more prominent, "I can use them to make you feel good. If you like."
The rhino-sapien couldn't even speak. He just nodded so sharply his goggles were almost dislodged. Jade smiled, in part because it seemed her words alone had done a better job of pumping blood to Hal's nether regions than physical contact. His cock swelled almost instantly, stiffening into a rod of dark flesh against her chest that felt like hot steel in her hands. A thick bead of gloop leaked out of the tip, trailing down the underside of his rock solid shaft. Jade was sure to slowly trace its path back up to the source, swirling her tongue around Hal's tumid cock-crown.
But not to get distracted. Jade lifted her head and laid a palm to Hal's shaft, pushing him flat against his own stomach for a moment and giving herself enough space to reach down and lift up the bottom of her plain tank top. Not all the way mind; her idea was sexy, remember. Just enough so that, with a firm grip (as much of one as she could get around Hal with one small hand that is), Jade could feed the rhino-sapien's thick cock up underneath it. And as she did so, slowly, the young woman looked up at him, nibbling on her lip. Because by the look on his face every moment Hal managed to keep from tipping over the edge was a blessing. And she needed to make him last.
"Miss Jade, I am in position."
Double H's voice filtered into her ear, too quietly for Hal to hear. Unfortunately, habit got the better of her.
"Okay, good."
"Huh?"
Jade could have slapped herself, with Hal's cock. She could already tell it had the length to poke right out the top of her top and smack her in the chin. "I meant, uh, you're in position," she told the confused mechanic.
"That is the information I just relayed, Miss Jade."
"Yes, I know," she said, annoyed.
Hal's brow furrowed. "Know what?"
Damn it.
"Uh, I mean...I know how much you want to start moving," Jade quickly spoke.
"Yeah," he said excitedly.
"Indeed," Double H added, "time is of the essence! And there is little of it!"
"Oh shut up," the young woman hissed. And before poor Hal could say another word, Jade bent forward and enveloped him in her breasts.
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