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The love life of a Hero	By : Lisachan Category: Zelda > Het - Male/Female Views: 3839 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Author's Note: Zelda and Ivee have cake, tea and girl-talk. About the truly important, existential things in life: sex with Link.

Chapter 20: Look at those buns!
Link had a bounce in his step when he walked up the hill towards the lab. After little over a month, Ivee had indicated that she wanted to have sex again. It didn’t go very well at first. Purah had warned them for that. It had hurt a bit. They’d had to use something to make it slide better. Link had had to be very patient. For his wife, he could do that. And it had paid off. Now everything was okay again. They hadn’t wasted a lot of time to use up the willysleeves Purah had given them.
All of them.
He’d cut his hair too. He liked it better that way, Ivee too. Everyone, in fact. He’d cut it short, except for the bangs next to his ears, because ‘they framed his face so beautifully’, according to Ivee. Before, when he still had his original Sheikah Slate, he’d tried many times to cut it. But it always grew back at an unnerving, unnatural speed, as if someone wanted it to be that way. It was easier to tell him and Rinku apart too. He suspected that it wouldn’t take very long before Rinku would also be wearing a wedding ring.
When he entered the lab, Purah and Symin were both sat around the table. They’d already started working on those new Sheikah Slates Purah had promised him.
“Hi Purah. Terribly sorry to disturb you while you’re working, but I was wondering if you have any more of those willysleeves?”
“Why, you naughty naughty boy,” Purah said, without looking up from her work.
“May I inform you that sex happens with two people? Ivee can also be quite demanding at times.”
At this, she did look up. “Is she ready to have sex again already, then? How remarkable.”
“Yes, I’m not gonna lie, I’m relieved too.” He’d almost become physically nauseous when she’d told them it could be up to a year before Ivee would feel like having sex again. Ivee too. Link suspected that this was where things could start to go awry in some relationships.
“So, you have more?”
“I do, but you’re not the only one using them, honey. And also, I can only produce them in small numbers, because at this stage, there’s a limit to their durability. You don’t want any of your swimmers to slip through, do you?”
“For now, not really no.”
Almost right after, there was another knock on the door. Zelda stepped in, surprised to catch Link there.
“Let me guess,” Purah said. “Willysleeves?”
“Uhm… yeah… Although, they’re not...” Zelda admitted with a blush.
“Righty then, I’ll go get some.” Purah jumped off from her seat and scampered to the back. “So lovely to be young, isn’t it?”
While Purah was fetching the willysleeves, there was an awkward silence between Zelda and Link. It was quite obvious that she couldn’t look at him without recalling hot, steamy nights with her own Rinku. Undoubtedly, she and Ivee would have a lot to discuss.
“They’re not for me,” Zelda mumbled. “They’re for my maid.” She could see Link doubtfully narrowing his eyes. “It’s true! I’m not the only one who enjoys the company of a man, you know.”
“Here you go, young ones,” Purah giggled, each handing them a sachet. “It’s on the house for you two.”
“Why thanks, Purah, how generous of you,” Link beamed. “At least come join us for dinner then this evening. Symin, you too.”
“Oh, it will be our pleasure. So,” she then continued to Zelda. “I take it Rinku is satisfactory then?”
“Very much so, yes. In fact, I feel like I have to thank you.”
“Oh no, princess, you shouldn’t...”
“No, I insist. Purah, every new rune you still wish to create or experiment with, I shall provide funds for it.”
With her mouth falling open, Purah glanced over at Symin, who thought this was important enough to look up from his work. “My princess, that is too much,” she said, falling to her knees.
“Purah, get up. And no, it’s not too much. For what you, Symin and Robbie have created, I want to offer you my endless gratitude. And also the support to create whatever you want. Including those new Sheikah Slates.” She took Purah’s hands, pulling her upright again. “I don’t think you realise how much my life has changed, for the better. Just saying thank you doesn’t cut it. Please, accept this. You have proven how brilliant you, Symin and Robbie are. Not just with Link’s clone, but also those willysleeves. They will change the lives of so many people. I want to know what more you can invent, and if such a thing as money is holding you back from that, then I want you to have my full support.”
Behind them, a chair was being shoved back, and everyone looked that way. It was Symin, who had stood up from his seat and was standing there with his head bowed. “We shall do our best, princess!” he all but shouted. “Thank you very much!” When Zelda took his hands in hers next, he looked like he could turn into a pile of cinders any moment.
“I’m leaving things in your trusty hands,” she smiled brightly. “Purah, thanks for the willysleeves. Now then, Link. Shall we get going?”
“Uh, yeah,” Link said, following her when she headed for the door. He didn’t really know where they would be going, though.
“I’m sorry,” she said, once they were outside. She made a clicking sound with her tongue to her horse that was waiting there, and it followed. “I know you shouldn’t be listening to my beck and call any more, but… I felt like the atmosphere had gotten a bit weird. I didn’t think they would’ve reacted like that. So… humble. Purah of all people should not be kneeling for me.”
“Hm yeah, I get it,” Link said, not knowing what else to say. “So, where are we going?”
“Oh, I was planning to see Ivee after this. For a chat, you know.”
During their trip down the hill, that awkward silence from before returned. Zelda was the first one to break it. “Link?”
“Yes?”
“I don’t want things to be awkward between us like this. You are you, he is he, okay? We should still be able to have normal conversations. Adult conversations. About sex.”
“I agree,” Link said, relaxing a bit. “I gotta admit though, for me it feels uncomfortable to talk about sex. But with someone my own age, it should be alright, I guess. Up until now, I’ve only talked about sex with Ivee’s mum and Purah.”
“I can understand why that would feel uncomfortable, yes.”
“What you said about how your life has changed for the better… It’s the same for me. You know, there’s something very comforting about waking up in the morning and knowing that today, I won’t have to face an enemy about thirty times my size.”
Zelda threw her head back as she laughed. “Oh, don’t remind me!” She’d also seen her fair share of Hinoxes, Moldugas and the like in the past.
“So, did Rinku get summoned yet?”
“A couple of times, yes. Once while he was training, then another time while we were on the road. And also at the very beginning, during the night. He was nowhere to be found in the morning, and then the next day, he was suddenly back. I didn’t ask him what he had to do, it doesn’t really matter any more too now, does it? Defeating Calamity Ganon was by far the most important thing, and that’s done. I do believe that he mentioned how he still had to beat a horse riding game somewhere. And something about a shield surfing race too.”
“Ah yes,” Link said slowly. It all came screaming back to him. “I hope he hasn’t been summoned during sex yet?”
“No, fortunately not.”
“It happened to me, once.”
“That’s awful.”
“Yeah, it was. Ivee wasn’t too happy about it too, of course. But if it ever happens to you, please keep in mind that, while it’s annoying for you, it’s much, much worse for Rinku. You know, I was transferred from my warm, comfy bed, with my girlfriend in it, to a shrine, where I had to do the most mind-numbingly boring trial ever. To get there, though, I first had to go through a storm, causing me to get struck by lightening. Which in the end, wasn’t such a bad thing. Every trace of lust I still had in my body was gone in an instant.” He smiled when Zelda chuckled. “So yeah, I hope it doesn’t happen during sex, but the possibility is always there. Try to put things into perspective, is what I want to say.”
After this, they talked about how Rinku was such a hard worker in daily life, just like the real Link. The castle courtyard was restored to the way it was before, and Zelda was so happy that it was so vibrant and bustling again, and that there were daily markets again, and an event every so often. Within a couple of years, it would be great to take the kids there.
When they returned home, Ivee briskly walked towards them with a pair of shorts held out in front of her. “Link, try these on, would you? Hello, Zelda.” She thrust the shorts into his hands and practically pushed him towards the bathroom door.
“Do sit down. Would you like a cup of tea?” Ivee offered.
“Oh, that would be lovely, thank you.” Instead of taking a seat though, Zelda wandered off towards the cradle.
“I’ve made cake too. The whipped cream on top has got Silent Princess in it.”
“Have you been sewing?”
“I’m making a replica of the Barbarian shorts. I think he looks really sexy in them. Have you seen him in his Barbarian outfit? You should have him wear it sometimes. Just be careful of the horns, though, they’re sharp.”
“I’ll keep it in mind,” Zelda smiled heartily. “Are the babies not here? The cradle’s empty.”
“My mum’s gone to the shop, and she’s taken them with her,” Ivee explained. “Link and I have made a travois, you see. We hang it behind Boy, and the babies get strapped into it, so we can take walks with them.”
“How convenient.”
Meanwhile, Link had come back out of the bathroom. He didn’t look too sure about those shorts. “Ivee, don’t you think those shorts a rather a bit too short?”
“Don’t be ridiculous, they’re perfect. Besides, you won’t be wearing them long anyway. Hm, look at those buns!” Ivee said with a greedy grin, patting him on the bum.
“Ivee!”
Ignoring Link, Ivee turned him around, so Zelda could see too. “I think they turned out pretty fine, what do you say, Zelda?”
“It’s lovely. You’re very good at sewing,” Zelda said, with reddening cheeks.
“Ivee, stop it!” Link whined.
“Okay, okay,” Ivee grumbled. “Now, could you…?” She made a shooing gesture with her hand towards the bathroom.
Link sighed. “Say no more.”
“Keep yourself busy in there. Take a bath or something.”
“Yes, you go ahead and have your tea and cake while you’re objectifying me again.”
“Instead of complaining, how about being happy that my sexual appetite is back, hey?”
“Love you!”
“Same!” With a smirk, she slammed the bathroom door shut behind him.
Zelda couldn’t help but laugh. “You two are so funny. I hope me and Rinku will be like that too one day.”
Ivee hurried over to the table, where Zelda had already sat herself down. “So, how is he?”
“Oh Ivee… I don’t know how I’ve been able to live without this for so long. It is… unlike anything I’d ever thought it would be. It’s so fun that we’re still in that first stage, of wanting to touch and kiss all the time, you know? During the day, while the other soldiers are around, it’s hard to keep it all in. But it’s nice to build up some tension. I get the shivers when he secretly whispers my name, or brushes his fingers over my spine. And then in the evening, in the bedroom… We’re all over each other.”
“Hmm, yeah, that’s great indeed,” Ivee murmured, staring dreamily in front of her. She took a bite from her cake and licked the cream off her fork. “Don’t you just love the sex sounds he makes?”
“I do! They’re the best sound in the world,” Zelda eagerly nodded. She raised her cup of hot tea to her lips and slowly blew cool air over the surface, imagining him moan. Carefully slurping from her tea, she swallowed and sighed, putting the cup back down. “I don’t want to wait too long to get pregnant, though. At first, I wanted to put it off, because I wanted to focus first on restoring Hyrule to its former glory. But then, I thought it would be nice if my kid could grow up together with Linkle and Junior.”
“That would be wonderful!” Ivee enthused.
“I have plenty of maids to look after it, anyway, while I would be working.” She raised her hand to her mouth. “My gosh, that must’ve sounded so incredibly haughty.”
“It did,” Ivee admitted flatly. “But I understand where it came from. I don’t know what I would’ve done without my mum either.”
“I’ve taken such a liking to Junior and Linkle, and now I just want one of my own, you know. The sooner, the better. To tell you the truth...” She leaned closer to Ivee, giggling. “We’ve already been doing it for a while without a willysleeve.”
“Really?”
“Yes. After our first time, I changed my mind pretty quickly, about not wanting to get pregnant yet. I still had some willysleeves, but I gave them to my maid.”
“So, you might already be...”
“Who knows.”
Ivee grabbed Zelda’s hands over the table with her own, also giggling. “How exciting!”
“Isn’t it?”
They went on talking about first times and favourite outfits, and do’s and don’ts during a pregnancy and giving birth, until Amira came back with Boy and the babies. Zelda sprang up and practically sprinted towards Junior and Linkle.
“Oh princess, how nice to see you,” Amira said, while she was undoing the straps of the travois. She still had to come to terms with the princess being a regular guest at Link and Ivee’s house. While the babies were being lifted out, Junior just kept on sleeping, while Linkle was wildly flailing her arms and legs.
“She really is lively, isn’t she?” Zelda said, holding her.
“Yeah, that one will be trouble, alright,” Ivee sniggered, hugging Junior close to her.
It was then that Link emerged back out of the bathroom, his hair still wet and clad in a bathrobe, making it pretty obvious that he had taken a bath. Amira didn’t seem so pleased about that. “Have you been taking a bath? During the middle of the day? Don’t you have anything else to do?” she chided.
Link was quick to defend himself. “I had to take a bath, she made me!” he said, pointing to Ivee.
“It’s true, I did,” Ivee said.
“And… actually, no, I didn’t have anything else to do. I will start dinner now, though. I’ve invited Purah and Symin over because I got the willysleeves for free.” Thought he had to inform his wife about that.
“Okay, cool.” She carefully put Junior into the cradle. Linkle didn’t look very tired yet, so she left her in Zelda’s care. “Would you like to stay for dinner too?”
“That’s very kind, but Rinku’s waiting for me at the castle,” Zelda smiled.
“I understand.”
She played with Linkle for a little while longer, and then she returned to the castle to continue building on her own Happily Ever After.
To be continued…

Author’s Note: Sounds like the perfect ending? It’s not! Because I still have plans with the kids. Next chapter, we will take a leap in time and give the children centre stage.
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