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Category:
+S through Z › Warhammer 40,000
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
9
Views:
3,257
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Warhammer 40k or Macbeth and I do not make any money from these writings.
Act 1, Scene 3
SCENE THREE-SOME PLANTZ BY FORRES'
(MORE THUNDA. MANY WEIRDBOYZ BE COMING IN)
BIG WYRDBOY: OI! WHUTS YOU BEEN DOIN'!
MEDIUM WYRDBOY: I BE A CHOPPIN'
SMALL WYRDBOY: AN’ WHUT’S BEEN YOU DOIN'?
BIG WYRDBOY: I SAWS A HUMIE WIT SOME BIG DAKKA AN’ I SAYS 'GIMME DAT DAKKA!' BUT DAT HUMIE SAY 'NO' SO I BEEZ KRUMPIN' HIM REAL GOOD AND I TAKEZ HIS DAKKA.
(WYRDBOY BE SHOWIN' HIS DAKKA)
MEDIUM AND SMALL WEIRDBOY: DAT BE SOME BIG DAKKA
SMALL WEIRDBOY: OI! YOUZ BEEN HEARIN' DAT? A DRUM, A DRUM, DAT MAKBEFF DOTH COME!
BIG WEIRDBOY: 'DOTH COME' WAT SORTS OF HUMIE TALK BE DAT!
ALL DA WEIRDBOYZ: DAKKA AN’ DAKKA. CHOP AN’ CHOP. AN’ HERE HE COMES!
(DAT MAKBEFF AN’ BANK BE COMIN' IN NOW YOU GITZ!)
MAKBEFF: WUT BE UP WIT’ ALL DIS FUNNY WETTER?
BANKO: DAT BE IT. OI! WHAT BE DESE MANY GITZ OVER DERE!
MAKBEFF: YOU GITZ BETTA BE TALKIN' SOON OR WE’LL KRUMP YOUZ!
BIG WEIRDBOY: YOUZ BE MAKBEFF, DAT GLAMIS NOB!
MEDIUM WYRDBOY: YOUZ BE MAKBEFF, DAT NOB WIT DAT SHINY PANZA FROM KAWDOR!
SMALL WEIRDBOY: YOUZ BE MAKBEFF, WAAAGHBOSS!
BANKO: WUT YOU WIERDBOYZ BE TALKIN' ABOUT?
BIG WYRDBOY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
MEDIUM WYRDBOY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
SMALL WYRDBOY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
BIG WYRDBOY: LESS DAKKA DEN DAT MAKBEFF, BUT FLASHIER!
MEDIUM WYRDBOY: NOT SO MUCH WAAAAGH, BUT WAAAGHIER!
SMALL WYRDBOY: YOUR SPOREZ MAKE A WAAAGHBOSS, BUT YOU BEEZ NOT ONE!
BIG WYRDBOY: BANKO AN’ MACBEFF, OI!
MAKBEFF: WUT YOU GITZ BE TALKIN' ABOUT! I BE DAT GLAMIS NOB, BUT NOT DAT KAWDOR. KAWDOR STILL BE A KRUMPIN' HUMIE HEADZ. AN’ WAAAGHBOSS, WAT HUMIE TALK BE DAT! WAT’S YOU BE A SPEAKIN'?
(DER WEIRDBOYZ BE NOT DERE NOW)
BANKO: WERE DEY BE GOIN'?
MAKBEFF: KRUMPS ME
BANKO: AN’ WUT DEY BE A SPEAKIN'? OR BE WE EATIN' SOME BAD SQUIG?
MAKBEFF: YOUR SPOREZ BE WAAAGHBOSSES.
BANKO: YOU BE A WAAAGHBOSS
MAKBEFF: AN’ I WILL BE FLASHY LIKE DAT KAWDOR NOB.
BANKO: OI! WUT YOU GITZ DOIN' OVER DERE!
(DAT ROSS AN’ ANGUS COMES IN NOW)
DAT ROSS: DA WAAAGHBOSS BE MIGHTY PROUD O’ YOU MAKBEFF! YOU BE DOIN' SOME GOOD FIGHTAN'
ANGUS: WE BE HERE SO YOU KNOW DAT YOUZ DONE GOOD
DAT ROSS: AN HE BE SAYIN' DAT YOU BE ALSO DA KAWDOR NOB NOW
MAKBEFF (HE BE SPEAKIN' QUIET LIKE TA BANKO): GLAMIS AN’ KAWDOR, DAT BE AWFUL WEIRD
MAKBEFF (HE BE SPEAKIN' NORMAL LIKE TA ALL NOW): THANKS FER TELLIN' ME
MAKBEFF (HE BE SPEAKIN' QUIET LIKE TA BANKO AGAIN): DO YOU WANT DAT YOUR SPOREZ BE WAAAGHBOSSES? DOSE WEIRDBOYZ ALREADY BE SPEAKIN' TRUE WIT’ KAWDOR.
BANKO: DEY BE WEIRDBOYZ, I IZ NOT TRUSTIN' DEM MUCH.
MAKBEFF: I NOT WANTIN' TA BE LIKE A HUMIE AN’ SPEAKIN' A LOT ABOUT DESE THINGS. LET’S BE GOIN' NOW.
MAKBEFF: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
ALL: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(MORE THUNDA. MANY WEIRDBOYZ BE COMING IN)
BIG WYRDBOY: OI! WHUTS YOU BEEN DOIN'!
MEDIUM WYRDBOY: I BE A CHOPPIN'
SMALL WYRDBOY: AN’ WHUT’S BEEN YOU DOIN'?
BIG WYRDBOY: I SAWS A HUMIE WIT SOME BIG DAKKA AN’ I SAYS 'GIMME DAT DAKKA!' BUT DAT HUMIE SAY 'NO' SO I BEEZ KRUMPIN' HIM REAL GOOD AND I TAKEZ HIS DAKKA.
(WYRDBOY BE SHOWIN' HIS DAKKA)
MEDIUM AND SMALL WEIRDBOY: DAT BE SOME BIG DAKKA
SMALL WEIRDBOY: OI! YOUZ BEEN HEARIN' DAT? A DRUM, A DRUM, DAT MAKBEFF DOTH COME!
BIG WEIRDBOY: 'DOTH COME' WAT SORTS OF HUMIE TALK BE DAT!
ALL DA WEIRDBOYZ: DAKKA AN’ DAKKA. CHOP AN’ CHOP. AN’ HERE HE COMES!
(DAT MAKBEFF AN’ BANK BE COMIN' IN NOW YOU GITZ!)
MAKBEFF: WUT BE UP WIT’ ALL DIS FUNNY WETTER?
BANKO: DAT BE IT. OI! WHAT BE DESE MANY GITZ OVER DERE!
MAKBEFF: YOU GITZ BETTA BE TALKIN' SOON OR WE’LL KRUMP YOUZ!
BIG WEIRDBOY: YOUZ BE MAKBEFF, DAT GLAMIS NOB!
MEDIUM WYRDBOY: YOUZ BE MAKBEFF, DAT NOB WIT DAT SHINY PANZA FROM KAWDOR!
SMALL WEIRDBOY: YOUZ BE MAKBEFF, WAAAGHBOSS!
BANKO: WUT YOU WIERDBOYZ BE TALKIN' ABOUT?
BIG WYRDBOY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
MEDIUM WYRDBOY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
SMALL WYRDBOY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
BIG WYRDBOY: LESS DAKKA DEN DAT MAKBEFF, BUT FLASHIER!
MEDIUM WYRDBOY: NOT SO MUCH WAAAAGH, BUT WAAAGHIER!
SMALL WYRDBOY: YOUR SPOREZ MAKE A WAAAGHBOSS, BUT YOU BEEZ NOT ONE!
BIG WYRDBOY: BANKO AN’ MACBEFF, OI!
MAKBEFF: WUT YOU GITZ BE TALKIN' ABOUT! I BE DAT GLAMIS NOB, BUT NOT DAT KAWDOR. KAWDOR STILL BE A KRUMPIN' HUMIE HEADZ. AN’ WAAAGHBOSS, WAT HUMIE TALK BE DAT! WAT’S YOU BE A SPEAKIN'?
(DER WEIRDBOYZ BE NOT DERE NOW)
BANKO: WERE DEY BE GOIN'?
MAKBEFF: KRUMPS ME
BANKO: AN’ WUT DEY BE A SPEAKIN'? OR BE WE EATIN' SOME BAD SQUIG?
MAKBEFF: YOUR SPOREZ BE WAAAGHBOSSES.
BANKO: YOU BE A WAAAGHBOSS
MAKBEFF: AN’ I WILL BE FLASHY LIKE DAT KAWDOR NOB.
BANKO: OI! WUT YOU GITZ DOIN' OVER DERE!
(DAT ROSS AN’ ANGUS COMES IN NOW)
DAT ROSS: DA WAAAGHBOSS BE MIGHTY PROUD O’ YOU MAKBEFF! YOU BE DOIN' SOME GOOD FIGHTAN'
ANGUS: WE BE HERE SO YOU KNOW DAT YOUZ DONE GOOD
DAT ROSS: AN HE BE SAYIN' DAT YOU BE ALSO DA KAWDOR NOB NOW
MAKBEFF (HE BE SPEAKIN' QUIET LIKE TA BANKO): GLAMIS AN’ KAWDOR, DAT BE AWFUL WEIRD
MAKBEFF (HE BE SPEAKIN' NORMAL LIKE TA ALL NOW): THANKS FER TELLIN' ME
MAKBEFF (HE BE SPEAKIN' QUIET LIKE TA BANKO AGAIN): DO YOU WANT DAT YOUR SPOREZ BE WAAAGHBOSSES? DOSE WEIRDBOYZ ALREADY BE SPEAKIN' TRUE WIT’ KAWDOR.
BANKO: DEY BE WEIRDBOYZ, I IZ NOT TRUSTIN' DEM MUCH.
MAKBEFF: I NOT WANTIN' TA BE LIKE A HUMIE AN’ SPEAKIN' A LOT ABOUT DESE THINGS. LET’S BE GOIN' NOW.
MAKBEFF: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
ALL: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!