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Devilios Zon Exciet
Written By InuSonishaUnlimited
Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own the SEGA characters but I am working on it even as we speak. Weird title I came up with, not affiliated with any language of any kind, so be not offended by it. Anyway, the only SEGA character in this tale is Sonic, everyone else is based on the design but not much else should be familiar. Probably my first attempt at a comedy story of some sort. A story about a young Demi-Devil that will be told...well, here. Rated M or MA for Strong Language and Violence, along with Sexual Content. For Mature Audience only, meaning no weak-minded or soft-hearted people or kiddies, okay?
Chapter 3: So He Named Her Violetwing
So both Sonic and the Summoned Devil walked back to Sonic's house. He opened the door but forgot to get the mail near the door. She turned around and noticed it herself. "You forgot your mail." she said. "Huh? Oh, how did that happen? Ah well, I'll get it." Sonic said. "No, that's okay. I can get it for you." she said, bending over and grabbing it. Sonic averted his eyes a second or so after she did so, so he got a glimpse of her buttocks. "Umm, thank you for that, but I really could've..." he said, but noticed she was dead in front of him. "It's no problem at all." she said, smiling. Sonic returned the smile and looked at the junk mail. "Junk, junk, credit card offer, may have won a million dollars, government disease conspiracy, nothing all that interesting." Sonic said, setting all the mail on the table. "So, you said that I have to give you a name?" he asked. "That is correct." she said, sitting down and crossing her legs. "Hmm...I know. Your boots are violet-colored so...how does Violetwing sound?" "That sounds just fine to me, Sonic." she said, signaling him to come closer.
"Okay...the readers may be a little wierded-out by you, Violetwing." Sonic said, sitting on her lap. "Well, I am a Devil after all, what other way could they be?" Violetwing asked. "Hmm...maybe the fact that you're a scantly-clad Devil messing around with a Demi-Devil?" "Your point is...?" Sonic looked in your immediate direction. "You, out there reading this, probably knew this but...Devils typically don't care about child molesting or whatever you want to call it." he said, before turning back around. "Isn't typical that you ignore any cameras within your home?" she asked. "There are cameras here?" he yelled, turning around and spotting the camera-devil. He then reached under the cushion of the couch and pulled out a Nerf dart blaster with a sniping scope on top. The foam darts were supercharged with electricity so that a single touch could kill anyone. Suddenly, a group of Devils wearing clown outfits charged through the door, bearing squirt flowers that shot BBs.
"Die!" Sonic yelled, diving forward and shooting like mad. The clowns did the same and in the resulting fire-fight, the camera-devil was hit with 40 BBs and 15 stun darts. Even after he was down for the count, Sonic kept shooting the clowns because they were laughing evilly. He passed Violetwing a shotgun and the clowns were advancing. "Shit, they're so...funny!" he said as he shot them. "I didn't think they'd come in to shoot us!" Violetwing said. "Of course they came in to shoot us, they hate people who fear clowns!" "But I don't fear clowns!" "They don't know that!" Sonic said, picking off another before he jumped forward. In slow-motion, he shot five clowns and flipped back behind the couch. Violetwing ditched the weapon and ran up to the clowns, kick the shit out off them while flipping around to dodge the BBs. In one fluid motion, she and Sonic ran towards each other and locked a single leg each together while spinning. The resulting spin kicked and broke the necks of all the remaining clowns.
The entire living room was a mess until the house started shaking. The inside sucked within and shook violently until it pushed out. All the BBs were out of the wall, the smears from rogue pies were washed, the windows mysteriously were fixed and the whole mansion looked like the shootout didn't happen. Both Sonic and Violetwing had sweatdrops and line-dot eyes that anime characters typically show when a "rrriiiigggghhhhttt..." moment occurs. Suddenly the door is knocked upon and their attention is alerted. "Does your house always do that, with the shaking and the imploding?" Violetwing asked. "Well, only when the neighbors leave food on the doorstep. Anyway, do you have five bucks?" he said. "Is there some charity outside the door you want to hurt the feelings of?" "Naw, I think it's the Pizza guy I called during the chapter break where something goes on that the readers don't know of." "Well, they know about it now..." "Rrrriiiiggghhhttt..." Sonic said as he opened the door. Outside was a devil wearing no shirt but polka dot boxers covering long pink pants and on his head was a big pink bow.
"Here's your sausage pizza, babe." he said as Sonic handed him the money and slammed the door in the pizza guy's face. "He was a strange one." Sonic said. "Yes, a very weird one, indeed..." Violetwing said, carrying the pizza. Suddenly, a devil popped out of the floor and shouted really loudly, "He's was a weirdo, I tell you! A gay ass weirdo!" before disappearing. "We here on this show do not have hatred for the gay, nor do we condone any sort of prejudice against them." Sonic said, opening the box and looking at a pizza with a timer on it. It took a second for it to sink in, but he soon threw it in a trash can and sat on it. A second later, he went crashing through the roof, looking over into a large lake and watching a large ship sinking with people screaming. "Jeez, stop screaming! Some people are trying to sleep!" he yelled as the ship disappeared under the water. "That's better. Some people can be so inconsiderate of other's lives." he said as he landed back into the mansion.
The next day, while Sonic was practicing with the Thorny element, a devil was speaking with RaZeke. "So, how is progress going with Sonic?" he asked. "Like the flowing river, grasshopper..." RaZeke said, drinking some tea. "Okay...how long until he masters all the elements?" "Ahh...these things take time, my foolish comrade. Trust in that he will have mastered them all in due time." "I just believe that progress is a little low..." the Devil said. "Now RaMonown, you know my method of training has always been the most effective. Do you doubt me?" "Of...of course not, sir! I was just thinking..." "What, you believe that you could teach him faster? Well, I'd like you to prove that." RaZeke said, looking at Sonic, surrounded by his vines of thorny death. "Ouch! I cut my leg! Damn it, that hurt! Agrh!" Sonic said, rubbing his finger across the cut, which was about the size of your typical papercut. "Oh dear, let me see it...really, Sonic? My mother got worse wounds that this when I was born. Lick it up and get back to it, okay?" RaZeke said. "Okay...and eww." Sonic responded after having got a visual playback of that comment.
"Anyway, if you believe that Sonic will benefit more from your training exercises, then by all means. You have a week." RaZeke said. "As in a week to teach him what?" RaMonown asked. "The Earth element. A week, okay? Sonic, come over here!" RaZeke said, Sonic floating over to him. "Yes?" "Devil RaMonown here will teach you the Earth element, okay? Not me." Sonic was silent for a time, making RaZeke smile. "Well, I'll be off. Is Violetwing coming to get you?" he asked him. Before he got an answer, she appeared from above, landing softly behind Sonic. "Yes, I'm here to come pick him up." she said. "Cool, you two head back to the mansion." Violetwing lifted the now tired Sonic and flew back by sprouting huge demonic wings. "Remember, a week before my judgment is passed. Think you can handle Sonic? He can be a little uncooperative to strangers." RaZeke said. "You'll barely recognize him when our session is completed." RaMonown said. RaZeke pulled out his eight wings and flew off, leaving RaMonown to stand by himself. "What have I gotten myself into...?" he thought as he flew off. Who knows how Sonic's new training teacher will do...until the next chapter.
- Just for the record, the chapters aren't supposed to be long, just so you know. Tell me how I'm doing so far!
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