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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike	By : GintaxAlvissforever Category: +S through Z > Super Smash Brothers Views: 1933 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers or SEGA Superstar Tennis. They go to Nintendo and SEGA.
Summary: Once Sonic and Ash explain the operation to Falco, the ace pilot decides to join in on ticking off Ike. It might be harder now because Ike is on his guard today but oh will he be surprised by the next prank.
Pairing: Same as last one.
Chapter 3: Falco's Prank

Sonic whistled a cute anime theme song to himself. It was the third day and nothing bad happened to them. It turns out that Falco was quite interested in their little game and decided to join them. Of course he took his blaster back at beat up the Pokémon Trainer when the bird dragged Ash out of his room. That was something he wasn't going to record but it was still funny none the less.
Falco had this nice idea of how to annoy Ike today. It required the cloaking device that was in the second season of Brawl. It was long gone, but if Falco contacted his friend Slippy, the frog would surely send it to him despite the Slippy already having plans with his fiancé Amanda.
The trio met in the dining room because from what Sonic heard, Slippy would send the cloaking device there. The three Smashers were enjoying a nice meal of Ricco Harbor's best seafood when Pit and Ike came into the dining room. Ike looked really tired and they could guess why.
"Come on Ike, it must have been an accident," Pit told him, "That pie could have been a prank for Wario for all we know and you just happened to step on the trap."
"I'm starting to think that spicy soup was set up as well as the catapult..." Ike murmured ignoring the angel completely.
"You know that was because Kirby made a mistake."
The mercenary noticed that the three Smashers were staring at him. He shot a glare at them making them all avoid eye contact with him. Ash still couldn't stop himself from laughing.
"What are you guys laughing at?" Ike asked in rage.
Falco sighed as Ash laughed louder. Sonic was worried that the Pokémon Trainer would give everything away.
"He told a stupid joke and thought that it was funny." Falco told the mercenary with a straight face.
The story was so believable that Ike couldn't complain. The blue haired swordsmen grunted as he went to get something in the kitchen. Pit apologized to them and followed his roommate.
"Nice save Falco!" Sonic said in English.
"That was nothing."
Ash stopped laughing and put on a serious face, "So what's the plan?"
The two sweat dropped at the sudden change in Ash's personality. Falco decided to continue though.
"If all goes well, we should be getting the cloaking device right about…"
There was a suddenly a beam of light from above. A blue device appeared on the table shortly after.
"Use this for that important thing!" They could hear Slippy say, "I got a wedding to plan now, so tootles!"
Falco knew that Slippy flew off in his Arwing back to that Aqua Planet. That would probably be the last time he would see him alone because the next time he saw him, he would probably have twenty kids at the least.
"So what does this do?" Ash questioned.
"It's a cloaking device," Falco explained, "In Melee, it turned you invisible for a short period of time. People were complaining about this item, so Master Hand removed it along with the parasol."
"The one that makes people say "I am Mary Poppins!"?" Sonic asked in an unenthusiastic tone.
"Yeah…but with this, it will happen tonight."
"Sweet. I can't wait! Night time should hurry up!"
"Sonic, just ask Pit if he could call one of his angel friends to speed up time."
"I don't think Pit would do that."
"Yeah…"
When Ike and Pit came back with their food, the trio stopped their conversation. They prayed that Ike wasn't listening to them but with the white angel with the mercenary, it was highly unlikely.
Ash began counting in his head starting from one until the sun went down. That was going to take a while, and he was highly likely going to lose count when he got back to his room.

Night finally came but the prank didn't start yet. Sonic was too busy talking to Ulala on MSN. He was asking her how to post videos like this on Youtube.
DancingStar23: All you got to do sweetie is to put that little disk into the computer and upload it on Youtube. It's that simple.
BlueWonder01: But the copyright…
DancingStar23: You live in Smash Brothers Mansion for crying out loud. No one will take it off if they know it's you. Besides Sonic, if it were you, you would be shouting "NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO STOP ME!"
BlueWonder01: I like that saying...but I'm still worried that Ike might find out and jab his sword through my spines.
DancingStar23: Why are you worried? Take the risk and show Ike's greatest moments to the world. I'm sure those people in Iraq need it big time.
BlueWonder01: Oh…
DancingStar23: Before we start talking about the war, I need to tell you that I have something important to do.
BlueWonder01: What's that?
DancingStar23: Dancing lessons. The little kids I teach are so adorable.
BlueWonder01: I'm proud of you.
DancingStar23: Once the 50 days are done, Ike will brighten all spirits. XD
Sonic heard a knock at his door. It was Ash and Falco.
BlueWonder01: Got to go now. It's time for day 3 prank.
DancingStar23: Good luck Sonic-chan.
BlueWonder01: I just got to hold the camera. TTYL.
DancingStar23: Tee-hee! Bye!
Sonic sighed off of MSN and opened the door. The two Smashers were behind it. He was stunned to see Ash with a black eye though.
"What happened to you?" Sonic asked.
"I don't know what I did wrong..." Ash whined.
Falco glared at the Pokémon Trainer, "You know what the hell you did wrong!"
"Can you guys shut up? I'm trying to sleep!"
That was Fox. He was in the room trying to catch up on lost sleep. He manage to fall asleep sooner, but as soon as the Pokémon Trainer and Falco came, he woke up in a crappy mood.
"Sorry…" Sonic mumbled as he took the video camera and slowly shut the door behind him. He turned to the other two and groaned, "I hope Fox doesn't catch on."
"He won't. When he's in a terrible mood, he'll forget everything he said to that person." Falco insured him.
"But what about his memory?"
"He'll forget."
Sonic trusted Falco on that. The last thing he wanted was Fox involved in something like this. It wasn't in his personality to do something like prank someone unless it was Wolf of course. The blue hedgehog asked if Falco had the cloaking device. The bird held it up in response. It was really dark, so it was hard to see, but it so shiny that it shined in the darkness.
"Who's doing it?" Sonic asked in a whisper as the trio walked away from the room.
"I'm doing it." Falco stated. "I got the cloaking device, so I should be the one to use it. Plus, I'm the one who knows how to use it to it's full potential."
Ash pouted. "No fair. I wanted to do it."
"You'd screw up and wake up Pit. Trust me."
Sonic had to agree. Pit wasn't a heavy sleeper. He would wake up at the slight noise. Perhaps it was because he was an angel and that angels might have had sensitive hearing. With the stuff Pit went through on his journey, though, it was justified.
The trio finally made it to Ike and Pit's room after six minutes passed. Falco activated the cloaking device and turned invisible. The two couldn't see him but when Falco slowly creaked the door opened, they were positive that Falco was already in the room.
Sonic took a glance at what the two Smashers looked like asleep. Pit was sleeping on his belly because of his angel wings. He wondered if it hurt to try sleeping in any other way. Ike on the other hand was all under the covers, making it more perfect. The video camera was already rolling when Falco slowly tiptoed to Ike's bed. Ash hid behind the blue hedgehog but peaked from over Sonic's head. He didn't want to be seen, but he didn't want to miss Ike's reaction.
There was a five minute pause as they heard Ike snore softly. When the sixth minute hit, Falco made his move…
He pushed Ike off the bed using all of his strength to do so. This instantly woke the mercenary up as he struggled to get up, but he was tangled in his blanket, so it made everything even more funnier. His cries for help woke up Pit.
"W-What happened?"
Falco was already out the door when Ash booked. Sonic took one last minute to record the scene before leaving and of course shutting the door as they left. Pit didn't notice that the door was opened because he was too busy getting Ike untangled.
The trio made it to the elevator and laughed so hard that they thought they would wake everyone in the mansion up.
"Nice one Falco!" Sonic announced as he gave the ace pilot a high five.
Falco grinned. "It was a piece of cake."
Ash was still laughing the hardest. He might lose his voice if this kept up though.
"As those people online say…THAT'S CALLED IKE TIPPING!"
The trio continued to laugh even when they parted ways. At this point, Snake came out of his room and ordered Falco and Ash to shut the fuck up as he stormed back to his room. Sonic was smiling for the rest of the night.

Me: TBC with 1840 words!
Li: I feel sorry for that human. I wouldn't want to be the one rudely awakened.
Me: LOL, you would do this to Isaak. But, I need to list what I edited.
Edit: The Ike tipping still stays but I added more dialogue that is a reference to future games like Sonic Colors and Uprising.
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