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Devil May Cry: Remnants	By : Radius Category: +A through F > Devil May Cry Views: 1604 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
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AN: Chatroom Chapter! These
are my favorite chapters. Try to guess which one is Dante before the end of
this chapter. ^_^

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Online Chatroom Session 1 ***

4evermadman: Where's devil_man? He in yet?
Sword_dude3156: (looks around) Nope. Haven't seen him in awhile. Probably busy.
4evermadman: Busy bee. That's what he is.
Paranoid_Girl: Maybe
tonight we'll get lucky.
Sword_dude3156: If we're lucky. Doubt it though. Anyone check out
those freaky ghost pics he posted up yesterday, at
the paranormal section? Talk about awesome.
4evermadman: I did! Man, being a paranormal investigator must be
cool. Studying ghosts, witches, demons... My favorite is his report on Ouija
boards. Makes me wanna try it out, lol.
Paranoid_Girl: I saw
those ghost pics! My friend who�s an expert in
digital manipulation tried to duplicate the photos. He said it was impossible! O_o
Seriously_disturbed_666: Spooky as hell. Though they're nowhere near as scary
as that video footage he shot of. That demon's corpse looked really real.
devil_mans_girlfriend: God, I heard devil_man
looks hot. He sounds so sexy in the videos and voice recorders! I want to see
him! I want to marry him! ^_^
Sword_dude3156: ............................
4evermadman: Oh yeah, I remember that footage! I laughed when he
kept kicking at its balls! Shame we couldn't catch devil_man's
face on the video though. Wonder who the cameraman was...
Sword_dude3156: Ah, devil_man. Elusive as always.
devil_mans_girlfriend: devil_man must be steaming
hot.
Paranoid_Girl: Hey,
disturbed, didn't you send me an email today, saying you got some juicy info to
share with us?
Seriously_disturbed_666: Yeah. But you guys gotta
promise to keep it among ourselves. Don't go running your mouth. I need your
word on this.
Sword_dude3156: You got it.
4evermadman: Your secret is safe with me.
Paranoid_Girl: Mum's
the word.
devil_mans_girlfriend: I'll keep my lips shut if it has anything to do with
my devil_man. ^_^
Seriously_disturbed_666: Okay. Here goes. There's a rumor going around that devil_man is actually throwing a party at his place. And
some people from this very site have been invited to it.
4evermadman: What!?!?!?!?!?! O_o
Sword_dude3156: Probably just a rumor.
Paranoid_Girl: Really? That'd be awesome! You know who's invited?
Where's it?
devil_mans_girlfriend: OMIGOD!!!!!!!!! (screams
and dances) Where?!?! WHERE?!?!?!
Sword_dude3156: Get a grip guys. It's probably just a rumor.

2cool4school has entered Devil Man's Dungeon Chatroom

2cool4school: Hey guys. What's up? Anyone know the scoop on devil_man? He hasn't showed up here lately. His latest
ghost pics are freaking awesome. Anyone see 'em yet?
Seriously_disturbed_666: I don't think it's a rumor. An online friend of mine
got an invite. That's what he said, at least.
4evermadman: It'd be cool if this was legit.
Sword_dude3156: Hey 2cool4school. What's up? No, he hasn't been in
for a long time.
Paranoid_Girl: Really, disturbed? He got his invitation through an
email or what?
devil_mans_girlfriend: God, I want to be invited! I want to be invited!!!!
Please devil_man! Invite me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm
your number one fan!!!
Seriously_disturbed_666: Hey guys, remember, keep your mouth shut.
Paranoid_Girl: No worries here, disturbed.
4evermadman: Yeah. (wedges mouth shut)
2cool4school: Whoa, what's this about a party? Hey Sword. :-)
devil_mans_girlfriend: devil_man is throwing a
party!!!! And he's inviting people from this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, I hope I
get invited!
Sword_dude3156: Cool it, girlfriend. Remember our promise. Yo, 2cool4school, we just promised disturbed here that we
wouldn't be telling everyone about this party. Besides, I don't even know if
it's true.
2cool4school: Your secret is safe with me. ^_^
Paranoid_Girl: Tell us more, disturbed. Is he giving everyone here
an invitation?
Seriously_disturbed_666: Don't think so. According to my friend he was given
a special password. Other than that, he didn't tell me anything else. Not even
the password itself.
4evermadman: Some friend...
Paranoid_Girl: He must be close to devil_man
himself to get an invite.
Seriously_disturbed_666: Maybe, I don't know. He's kept his mouth shut every
time I ask him if he knows devil_man in real life.
devil_mans_girlfriend: devil_man is sooooooo mysterious! He's so HOT!!!!

fornicate_4_ever has entered Devil Man's Dungeon Chatroom

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fornicate_4_ever has exited Devil Man's Dungeon Chatroom

4evermadman: Are you for real, disturbed? O_o
Sword_dude3156: Sorry, but this smells like shit. I think your
'friend' is just jerking you around.
Paranoid_Girl: Maybe we should email Punky
about this. I definitely want to get invited to this party if there really is
one.
Seriously_disturbed_666: I don't know why my friend would lie to me. I think
he's telling me the truth. Still, if he isn't I'm gonna
kick his ass.
devil_mans_girlfriend: MASTER! MASTER! Where are you,
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my love?!?! I love
you devil_man ^_^
2cool4school: Whoa, I bet devil_man's
got a killer house. Cemetary in the back. Gothic-type of gate.
House probably covered in skeletons and demon heads. Probably dresses up like
the Undertaker. Sweet... You guys check out his gallery section, by the way?
Freaky!
Sword_dude3156: I think you're right, Paranoid. We should email Punky. If this is a rumor then I'm sure she'll want to know
about it so she can post it on the site to clarify things.
2cool4school: Special password. Whoa. I heard you also need a
password to access a secret part of the website. Wonder what makes it so
secretive. Anyway, makes sense that getting an invite requires the same thing.
4evermadman: The whole password thing is so mysterious. I wonder
how long you have to be an active member to get one. I wonder what's in the
secret section of the site.
devil_mans_girlfriend: Where are you devil_man?!?!
Please! Invite me!
4evermadman: Hey disturbed, isn't this the same guy you said who
actually saw devil_man?
Sword_dude3156: Something's always been bothering me. Don't get me
wrong. I respect devil_man. He's got a killer sword collecton. Still, what's up with this password business?
Seriously_disturbed_666: Yeah. Though, like I said earlier, he never goes
into detail about it. He says he made a promise to devil_man
to keep his mouth shut. Wonder why.
Paranoid_Girl: I'm emailing Punky right
now guys. Gotta get to the bottom of this.
devil_mans_girlfriend: God, I want to be invited! Please devil_man! Invite me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4evermadman: I wonder why he's gotta
keep his mouth shut.
2cool4school: I want to know what's in the secret section of the
website. I mean, where's the login access to it. It's
usually at the bottom of the main page.
devil_mans_girlfriend: Ooooh, devil_man
is sooooo mysterious! ^_^
Sword_dude3156: I'm telling ya, devil_man's got some ghosts in his closet but I don't care
if he's a nut job. He's cool. That sword collection� I'm getting an orgasm just
thinking about it.
Seriously_disturbed_666: I tried hacking into the website to check out the
restricted section. Punky is one smart computer
bitch. Got the site covered inside out.
2cool4school: Yeah. That's why she's the webmaster. I wonder if
she's hot.
4evermadman: LOL, her and devil_man
must be getting it on every night. (moans) Probably ain't here 'cause he's getting some ass as we speak. (_o_) Yummy...
Seriously_disturbed_666: LOL. (_o_)
devil_mans_girlfriend: NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
>_< You better take that back! Only I can have devil_man!
>_<
Sword_dude3156: Hey Paranoid, you send that email yet?
4evermadman: Oh give it a rest, girlfriend. >_> devil_man wouldn't want a Mary Sue crashing his party
anyway.
2cool4school: Man, it'd be cool if devil_man
was really having a party and inviting people. Party of the
millennium. I think he should invite me. I really want to see what he's
like.
devil_mans_girlfriend: Whatever. I love devil_man.
Stop making fun of him. (continues looking for her
master) Oh devil_man! Where are you my love?!
Paranoid_Girl: Okay, guys. I sent the email. Hopefully Punky will read it and resolve this matter. Might take awhile since she's been M.I.A. for awhile too.
Seriously_disturbed_666: Awesome. Now I can see if my buddy is legit or full
of hot air.
4evermadman: Cool. I'm wondering why they're both not here. (fearful of another wrath from devil_mans_girlfriend,
so refrains from supporting his theory)
Sword_dude3156: Punky's been updating the
site lately so that's probably why she ain't here.
Besides, she's got a life. Unlike us, lol.
4evermadman: It's been many weeks since I chatted with devil_man. Well, I wouldn't really say we chatted. More of
a 'hello, you're freakin' cool' and then 'goodbye.'
Seriously_disturbed_666: Yeah, devil_man usually
comes and go. Must be busy. Still, every time he's
here it's like a freakin' Elvis Presley sighting.
2cool4school: LOL.
4evermadman: ROTFLMAO. Yeah. "Ladies and gentlemen, the King
has left the building."
devil_mans_girlfriend: Bow to the King!
Sword_dude3156: Bwuahahahahahaha!
Paranoid_Girl: I wonder if Punky can hook
us up with an invitation if this turns out to be true.
Seriously_disturbed_666: That'd be sweet.
Sword_dude3156: Sadly, if this turns out to be true, devil_man will probably only invite his friends and more
'important' people. Not us common folks.
devil_mans_girlfriend: Speak for yourself. I know I'm getting an invite! I
just know it! devil_man!!! I LOVE
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2cool4school: Why wouldn't he invite us? We're the ones keeping
the seat warm for him here every time he's away.
4evermadman: Yeah. I'm the one supplying his beer. LOL.
Paranoid_Girl: Maybe if we send emails to Punky
for an invitation he might cut us some slack?
Sword_dude3156: I wouldn't hold my breath. Let's face it, the guy is 'too cool for school.' ^_^
4evermadman: ROTFLMAO. Good one Voodoo!
Seriously_disturbed_666: LOL.
2cool4school: >_>
4evermadman: Wouldn't it be funny if devil_man
was just some 90 year old guy living off his parents? Playing online games 24/7
with no real life? LOL Oops! Hope he didn't read that! ^_^
Seriously_disturbed_666: Or maybe he's actually a woman? Or cross-dresses
like one??? O_o
Sword_dude3156: Must be why he's never posted a picture of himself
yet, lol.
devil_mans_girlfriend: STOP IT!!! DON'T SAY THAT!!! STOP MAKING FUN OF
DEVIL_MAN!!!!!!! >_<
4evermadman: .... Sorry. (lowers
head in shame)
Seriously_disturbed_666: ......
Sword_dude3156: Cool off. No harm done.
devil_mans_girlfriend: Just stop making fun of him. He demands our respect.
Sword_dude3156: This is what you call a sense of humor. Go buy one
for yourself. It'll make life a lot easy for you.
Paranoid_Girl: LOL, gotta
admit. That was damn funny.
devil_mans_girlfriend: SHUT UP! You call yourselves devil_man's
fans but you make fun of him! Bet you wouldn't be like this if he were here. >_>
2cool4school: Sheesh, some people are a
little serious here.
4evermadman: I already said I'm sorry.
Sword_dude3156: Whatever, girlfriend. At least I'm keeping it real.
Who the hell made you monitor here anyway? 'Sides, I'm sure devil_man
has a sense of humor.
Seriously_disturbed_666: You fangirls can be a
little too much sometimes, you know.
Paranoid_Girl: We love devil_man
girlfriend but we�re just having fun here. Don't take offense.
devil_mans_girlfriend: I don't! But I'm sure devil_man
does! >_<
Sword_dude3156: Jesus. I'm about to blow a fuse...

Punky_Girl_Got_Game has entered Devil Man's Dungeon Chatroom
Guest302 has entered Devil Man's Dungeon Chatroom

Punky_Girl_Got_Game: Yo, girlies.
Guest302: Hey guys and gals.
Paranoid_Girl: Punky! ^_^ Wow! You're
here!
4evermadman: AWESOME! The Queen has returned!
Seriously_disturbed_666: Hey Punky. ^_~ Evening Guest.
Paranoid_Girl: Hi, Guest, Welcome!
2cool4school: PUNKY!!!!!! Hey Guest too! What's shaking you
two?
Sword_dude3156: (bows) Welcome, my lady. Welcome unknown. Excuse the
girl here. You'll know which one I'm talking about.
devils_mans_girlfriend: Whoo-hoo! Punky!!! How's it going? Know where devil_man
is hiding? PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE INVITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sword_dude3156: Yeah. That's the one. >_>.
Guest302: .......
2cool4school: Yeah. Where is devil man?
Punky_Girl_Got_Game: Knew you maggots were gonna
ask me that.
Paranoid_Girl: Tell us about that party. Is it true?
Guest302: Party? You guys know about a party?
devils_mans_girlfriend: You guys shouldn't be asking for devil_man's
whereabouts. Traitors. >_> Punky!
Please invite me! PLEEEEAAAASSSSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
2cool4school: Out with it then Punky.
Don't keep us in suspense!
Punky_Girl_Got_Game: But sweets� suspense is
half the fun.
4evermadman: Guest, word's on the street that devil_man
is hosting the party of the century. But we don't know if it's true so mum's
the word.
Guest302: Really? What else do you know about it?
Sword_dude3156: Oooh, you're lethal Punky. Ouch.
4evermadman: Just that u need a secret
password. That's about it. Disturb's the one who told
us.
Paranoid_Girl: Hey, disturbed, did you get my email this morning,
btw?
4evermadman: C'mon Punky! We need to
know.
devil_mans_girlfriend: PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE invite me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paranoid_Girl: Man, that's annoying.
Guest302: ........
4evermadman: Yeah, quit it. At this rate we'll never know the
scoop.
2cool4school: Punky, c'mon. Is it true
or what? And where's the big guy? Doesn't wanna chat
with us lowly folks, huh? :-(
devil_mans_girlfriend: Shut up, a minute ago you were taking turns making
fun of devil_man. Now you're trying to play nice
because Punky is here. Did you know that Punky? Tell devil_man he has a buncha two-sided people here that are making fun of him.
Sword_dude3156: Damn girl, let it GO.
Guest302: Making fun of devil_man? O_o
4evermadman: Yeah, but I was just goofing off. I didn't mean it.
And I already said I'm sorry.
devil_mans_girlfriend: Yes, they were making fun of devil_man.
>_<
Paranoid_Girl: Seriously, I didn't think it was that big of a deal.
It was funny.
2cool4school: It was all in good fun, girlfriend. Forget about it.
Guest302: Okay, now I'm dying to know about this! :-D
Sword_dude3156: If you must know guest, we were just wondering who devil_man really was. 4evermadman said he might be a 90
year old guy living off his parents while disturb said he might actually be a
woman. See? Funny, right?
Guest302: Bwuahahahahahahahahahaha!
^_^ (thinks he just shitted on himself)
Sword_dude3156: Cool, we got another one with a sense of humor.
Someone give him a Pepsi.
Guest302: Screw a Pepsi. Give me a damn beer, kid.
Sword_dude3156: My kinda guy. ^_^
devil_mans_girlfriend: There you guys go again. Making fun of devil_man.... >_<
2cool4school: Good grief. Here YOU go again.
Paranoid_Girl: Where's Punky? And disturbed, where you at boy?
Guest302: Punky's probably busy.
4evermadman: Probably busy spanking that devil_man's
ass. (_o_) Ah, man, there I go. Better shut my mouth. (shamefully
lowers head)
Guest302: Good grief! ROTFL
Sword_dude3156: ROTFLMAO
devil_mans_girlfriend: Punky, if you're reading
this, you better read all that nasty stuff they said earlier, about you and devil_man. They said you were both doing it.
Guest302: (immediately goes to top of page to get the scoop)
2cool4school: Tattletale. Bet the kids in grade school hated your
ass.
devil_mans_girlfriend: PUNKY! Please invite me! I've been good here! See?
Invite me! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
4evermadman: And you say I'm the immature one? See, this is
probably why devil_man never bothers coming here
anymore.
2cool4school: Hey Punky? You still
haven't answered our questions. So is this party for real?
Sword_dude3156: Yeah, you still with us?
Paranoid_Girl: Disturbed, you still with us too? Been
awfully quiet.
2cool4school: Punky?
Sword_dude3156: Something smells fishy. And it ain't
my armpits.
Guest302: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Sword_dude3156: Wtf?
Guest302: Just read those parts girlfriend was talking about.
Genius! (_o_)
4evermadman: (_o_) Couldn't help it, lol.
Sword_dude3156: (_o_) Spank it!
Paranoid_Girl: (_o_)
2cool4school: (_o_)
Guest302: (_o_)�� ^_^
devil_mans_girlfriend: STOP THAT! YOU SEE PUNKY?!?! THEY'RE NASTY!
Guest302: Chill out, babe. Here, drink some beer (hands beer
to her)
Sword_dude3156: Amen, brother.
devil_mans_girlfriend: YOU chill out, Guest! Just wait til
devil_man comes. Bet all you ppl
will be whimpering like dogs. See, Punky? See how
they're all like this? Now PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE INVITE ME!
PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
4evermadman: Dude, I'm surprised Punky
hasn't kicked this kid outta the chatroom
yet. Punky, seriously, we got a mentally distressed
girl here.
Guest302: Girlfriend, really, chill.
devil_mans_girlfriend: Like I said before, devil_man
demands our respect!!!! You idiots should all behave yourselves!
Guest302: Sweetie, I just had a hard time at work and my bike
just broke down. I haven't had a good laugh in a while
so don't ruin the mood here. Relax and join the fun! Think of something funny.
Make me laugh, babe.
Paranoid_Girl: Glad you're having fun here Guest. ^_^
devil_mans_girlfriend: I'm not here to make you laugh Guest. I'm here to
chat with devil_man.
2cool4school: Aw, man, that sucks. What kinda
bike you got Guest?
Guest302: Yeah I am having fun here, Paranoid. Though,
honestly, I didn't think so. In fact, I came here because a friend of mine said
something was up.
Guest302: It's a Honda bike, btw. Red.
I got another but someone�s borrowing it right now. Damn Honda bike keeps
breaking down on me so I'll probably trade it in. You into
bikes?
4evermadman: Hey, I have an awesome idea. Assuming the party deal
is bogus, why don't we throw our own? Then invite devil_man
over?
Sword_dude3156: Cool idea madman. I'll supply the beer and you
supply the condoms. LOL.
2cool4school: Bummer Guest. Yeah, I'm into bikes! I'm saving up
for one! :-D
Guest302: That's a sweet idea madman, especially if there's
beer involved. Though, what if devil_man is a
no-show?
4evermadman: Guess I'll be drinking all the beer by myself then.
:-(
Guest302: LOL. I better join you. Otherwise you'll be in for
one helluva hangover, kid.
devil_mans_girlfriend: Punky, still here? Please
invite me! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
PLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
4evermadman: Please stop that...
Guest302: That's very unattractive, hon.
Paranoid_Girl: Disturbed and Punky have
been quiet for a long time.
�devil_mans_girlfriend:
Whatever. I'll scream as much as I want here!!!
2cool4school: You suppose Punky has him
in a private room? Talking about that party?
4evermadman: Yeah. Where is he? Punky, you ignoring us or
something? Talk to us.
Sword_dude3156: I think you might be right 2cool4school. Those two
have been quiet.
Paranoid_Girl: I think so too. And not to sound paranoid, but
suppose disturbed was right about the party? If he was, devil_man
probably doesn't want anyone other than his invited guests knowing about it,
which is why he's got that special password deal. Punky
might be interrogating him as we chat here. Might want to know how much he
knows.
Guest302: You're very perceptive, Paranoid.
devil_mans_girlfriend: Whatever. devil_man isn't
like that. You're just being paranoid.
2cool4school:� Just tried pming disturbed. No answer.
Paranoid_Girl: Maybe I am. I don't know. Anyway, Guest, is it your
first time here?
Guest302: Why do you ask?
Sword_dude3156: Punky, I think you've kept
us all in suspense for too long.

Seriously_disturbed_666
has exited Devil Man's Lair Chatroom
Punky_Girl_Got_Game has
exited Devil Man's Lair Chatroom

4evermadman: WHOA!
2cool4school: Didn't see that coming.
devils_mans_girlfriend: NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sword_dude3156: Both of them left.
Paranoid_Girl: Oh man. Disturbed just up and left. Didn't even say goodbye. Very unlike him.
4evermadman: Worse, Punky didn't tell
us a goddamn thing about the party.
Sword_dude3156: Disturbed probably needed to take a shit. He'll be
back. But damn, Punky. What
a tease.
devils_mans_girlfriend: Come back Punky!!! PLEASE!
You gotta invite me!!!
Paranoid_Girl: Maybe I really am right?
Sword_dude3156: Man that Punky. What a
slut. Comes in here acting all high and mighty and jerking us
around. Then hightails it and leaves without a word. Bitch.
Guest302: LOL. Gotta admit, she
really can be a bitch. Though, she's more of a nutjob
than anything. She thinks the whole government is out to get her or something.
>_>
Sword_dude3156: Really? I didn't know that. That
crazy woman.
Paranoid_Girl: Guess we have no choice but to wait for Punky to post something on the website. Though, at this
point, I think she'll try to prevent other people from getting the scoop on
this party. She'll probably deny the whole thing and keep everything under
wraps. Label it as a rumor and nothing more.
devil_mans_girlfriend: COME BACK PUNKY! PLEASE!
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
2cool4school: If you're right Paranoid,
you think Punky will ask us questions too?
4evermadman: Sorry, Paranoid, but maybe disturbed turned out to
be a dud after all.
Paranoid_Girl: I don't know. You'd think she would talk to us too
in order to confirm everything disturbed told and didn't tell us. Honestly,
though, I expected devil_man to pop his head here. Seeing as how his secret party got out. He'd definitely want
to know whether disturbed knows the password and if he leaked it out to us.
Guest302: Damn, girl, you a detective or something? O_o
devil_mans_girlfriend: PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sword_dude3156: Disturbed is just very
disturbed. I bet half the stuff he said is bullshit and nothing more. Party my
ass.
4evermadman: What a waste of time.
Paranoid_Girl: I don't know... I've been chatting with disturbed
for a year here�
Sword_dude3156: I'm sending disturbed a virus for making such bogus
shit.
4evermadman: Yeah. Bogus shit with a capital
's'.
devil_mans_girlfriend: COME BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE COME
BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
2cool4school: Give it a rest already, girlfriend. She ain't coming back.
Paranoid_Girl: Btw, Guest, you chat here often?
Guest302: Sometimes, sweets. Why? You
interrogating me now, lol?
Paranoid_Girl: No. You sound like a cool guy. I'd like to have you
on my friend's list. ^_^�
4evermadman: Yeah, me too!
Sword_dude3156: Yeah man. You should hang out with us.
2cool4school: It's hard finding a normal-talking guy in this chatroom. The usuals here are all
Satan worshippers who want to swallow my soul. Anyway, you should definitely
join us here.
Paranoid_Girl: We're all usually here at about this time. Anytime
you're feeling lonely come hang out with us. OK? We don't bite as you can see.
Guest302: Thanks. You guys are a bright and lively bunch. I
don't usually come to chat since, honestly, it's usually dull here. It's always
'I wanna meet devil_man.' Nothing else. Then there's that other crowd, the ones who
think devil_man is some Satan worshipper trying to
spread the faith. Or some shit like that. God, it's enough to make a man of my
caliber sick.
devil_mans_girlfriend: OH DEVIL MAN! HEAR ME!!!! I LOVE YOU! WHY AREN'T YOU
HERE WITH ME?!?!?!?!
Guest302: ........ I rest my case.
4evermadman: LOL
devil_mans_girlfriend: SHUT UP! THE PARTY! DISTURB MIGHT'VE BEEN RIGHT! IF
DEVIL_MAN KNOWS WE WANT TO GO THIS BADLY THEN HE'LL GIVE US THE PASSWORD! YOU
JUST WAIT! RIGHT NOW YOU'RE BITCHING AT ME BUT WHEN I GET AN INVITATION TO
DEVIL_MAN'S PARTY YOU PPL WILL BE BEGGING ME TO TAKE YOU WITH ME! AND YOU CAN
BET I'LL TELL HIM HOW YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN MAKING FUN OF HIM!
Guest302: Honey. Baby. Sweetcakes... Four words: calm the hell down.
devil_mans_girlfriend: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, JERK! I'M ONLY HERE FOR
DEVIL MAN! >_<
2cool4school: Lighten up.
Sword_dude3156: Even if there was a party, like I said, he'd only
invite his buddies. Not nobodies like us.
4evermadman: Suddenly I feel so depressed.
Guest302:You people don't even know devil_man,
or what he looks like. He could be a psycho. Or some
overgrown Jabba the Hut kinda
character. Why wanna go to his party? And I disagree.
You guys ain't nobodies.
You're a bright bunch.
Paranoid_Girl: I guess we want to put a face behind the name.
There's just something so mysterious about him and I'd love to confront that
mystery.
4evermadman: I want to tell him thanks in person. I'm very much
into the paranormal. Demons, witches, ghosts, aliens...
the works. I ain't a cult member or devil worshipper
though. Nothing like that. I'm just fascinated with
the unknown. I'm even considering being a paranormal investigator myself. But
my folks and everyone at school, they think I'm a loser and that I'm gonna turn into a madman. Over here, I feel accepted. devil_man just makes me feel that
way. I could learn about something and not be accused of being a heretic or
something.
2cool4school: Same here. Everyone at school thinks I'm weird just
because I like to draw devils. Truthfully, I find this place inspirational for
my art. Yeah, my work is on the dark side. Twisted.
But I think deep down, it's really about me staring into the void and not being
afraid of it.
Sword_dude3156: That was philosophically beautiful, man.
Guest302: Yeah, that was. I'd like to see some of your work
since I find that type of stuff attractive too. Sword, your
turn.
Sword_dude3156: Ah, shit. I don't have anything as dramatic to say
as the rest of you guys. I just wanna see that sword
collection of his. I got my personal collection but it's
shit against his. Damn, those photos in the gallery section ain't
enough. I gotta see this guy's collection in person.
I mean, it's like going to see the fucking Statue of Liberty. Talk about an out
of body experience.
Guest302: I like you kid. And you,
girlfriend? Why do you want to see devil_man
so badly?
devil_mans_girlfriend: Oh please! Why am I going to explain myself to you?
Gosh, you sound like you own this place. DEVIL MAN DOES! NOT YOU! Anyway, I'm
tired. I'll come back tomorrow. Hopefully I'll chat with devil_man.
I'm his biggest fan and unlike you all, I don't make fun of him. He's too
precious for any of that nonsense. ^_^
Guest302: Suit yourself, babe. Later.

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2cool4school: What a bitch.
Sword_dude3156: Whatever.. I think I'll
call it a day too. Got an exam I'm supposed to study for.
4evermadman: It's past my bed time too. It was cool meeting you
Guest. You're very enlightening.
Guest302: Yeah. You guys really were fun to hang out with.
Paranoid_Girl: I hope we see more of you guest. Come here anytime
you need a load off.
Guest302: I appreciate it. By the way, I'm going to send you
four some stuff. Check your inboxes soon. You guys were awesome.
2cool4school: Thanks!
Sword_dude3156: Dude, you're cool. I'll send you a couple pics of my sword collection. Ain't as cool as devil_man's but, meh.
Guest302: That would rock, kid. Looking
forward. Send me some of your art too, 2cool.
2cool4school: Most certainly! (feels like
Pablo Picasso all of a sudden)
4evermadman: I'll check my inbox soon. Thanks Guest!
Paranoid_Girl: Very sweet, Guest. Remember, you gotta
make a permanent username so we can keep in touch with each other. 'Guest'
doesn't suit your persona. ^_~
Sword_dude3156: How about 'cool_guy'?
4evermadman: Or 'spank_this_thing_69'? :-p
Guest302: LOL. Good names. But actually, kids, I already got a
username.

Guest302 has changed his name to devil_man

devil_man: See you at the party, guys. ^_~

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