MAKBEFF

SCENE FOUR-DA BIG ORK FORTRESS O' FORRES'

(NOW WAAAGHBOSS DUNKAN, DA NOBZ MALKOM, DONALBAIN AN’ LENNOK WITH A WHOLE LOT O' BOYZ BE COMIN' IN)

DUNKAN: OI! IS DAT KAWDOR FULL O' DAKKA YET?

MALKOM: HE BE FULL O’ DAKKA NOW, BEFORE HE DIED HE BE SAYIN' A LOT O' SILLY THINGS. SO WE KRUMPED HIM UP PROPA'

DUNKAN: DAT BE GOOD

(MAKBEFF, BANKO, ANGUS AN’ DAT ROSS BE WALKIN' IN)

DUNKAN: OI! MAKBEFF, YOU BE A GOOD NOB. I GOT YOU SOME FANCY PANZA FROM DAT KAWDOR.

MAKBEFF: DAT BE SOME FANCY PANZA ALL RIGHT

DUNKAN: AN’ BANKO, YOU BE ALSO A GOOD NOB WIT LOTS O' WAAAGH AND STUFF.

BANKO: DAT BE RIGHT BOSS

DUNKAN: BUT I GIVES MALKOM ME FANCY CHOPPA, SO DAT HE KNOWS DAT HE BE A GOOD NOB

MAKBEFF (HE BE SPEAKIN' QUIET LIKE TA HIMSELF FER SOME REASON NOW): DAT BE A BIG PROBLEM WHEN I BE WAAAGHBOSS.

(MAKBEFF BE GOIN' NOW)

DUNKAN: LET’S BE HAVIN' A PROPA WAAGH FER GOOD BANKO, HE BE A GOOD ORK.

(DEY ALL BE LEAVIN' NOW)