The greatest stories never told | By : anawesomeblossom Category: Zelda > General Views: 10850 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Despite the strict instructions Cawlin gave Link to not look at his ultra-secret love letter, Link in fact looked at it. And not only did he look at it, but he read it. Shocking! Link knew that he was instructed to deliver the letter to Karane, and he knew that some potty poltergeist wanted paper, but he couldn’t help but keep it to himself. It was charming in a way, and it grew on him. Without a doubt, Link harbored no feelings toward Cawlin, but he did develop a deep love for his…love letter. As Fi had put it, Link’s aura shone brightly when reading its words. He loved it and wanted it to be a part of him. Of course, that was illogical, Fi stated. That could never happened, and Link knew it was true. He had to give the letter to someone, but how could he just give it away? He had a plan. That afternoon, Link felt a bowel movement coming. It wasn’t too big, but it wasn’t too small. In fact, Link almost thought it was just right, but no bowel movement was such. It was the type, however, to require just a single sheet of paper for cleanup. Link thought it was the most fitting use for his love – to experience the most intimate part of him, because gamers all around like to forget about the fact that heroes, too, need to poop! He sat on the toilet and did his business. All was proceeding according to plan. He finished and then wiped… Ah, his lover looked so sexy smeared with his excrement as some sort of branding. The academy toilet flushed automatically, but that wouldn’t do for his lover to be swept by the current of the porcelain bowl! No, he sat it aside and kept watch over the restroom, denying entry to all those who may want to enter. There were many bladder accidents that day, but Link didn’t care. He would do anything for his beloved, including hand it off to another for its own good (who knew what danger it would get into with him around?). When the ghost came around, Link and Cawlin’s love letter bid a tearful goodbye and kissed one last time. And the ghost cried in happiness because she knew this was what true love was all about. It was very touching.
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