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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike	By : GintaxAlvissforever Category: +S through Z > Super Smash Brothers Views: 1933 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Brawl or Sega Superstar Tennis. They go to Nintendo (SSBB) and SEGA (SSST).
Summary: After Ike humiliates Sonic in front of Fox, Falco tells them of something that will annoy Ike to no end and a certain assist trophy can help them.
Chapter 4: Mr. Resetti's Prank

Everyone avoided Ike for the majority of the day. There was a good reason too. He was pissed off for not getting enough sleep. Add that this was the third time someone pranked him, it made his blood boil. And then there was the fact that Pit witnessed this twice. One more and he didn't know what he would do.
Pit was the only one unaffected by the glares that Ike was giving everyone. He just told the mercenary to lose the scorn and to get his hands off of Rangell because it looked like he was going to use it on the next person he encountered.
Sonic, Ash and Falco were laughing when Ike arrived in the dining room. While others turned away from the bluenette, Sonic attempted to use the video camera and record the conversation Ike and Pit were having. Of course, the video camera wasn't on but when Ike saw the blue hedgehog pointing it at him, anger arose inside. The angel couldn't stop him from stomping over at the table, taking his huge sword out and aiming it at the camera ready to brake it. The trio stopped laughing then, but Ash was still smiling though. Falco looked rather worried while Sonic was trembling. His eyes were glued to the lens of the camera as he was afraid to look up. If he did, his friends might see his head on the table.
"Turn off the camera now!" Ike ordered.
Sonic sweat dropped, "The camera isn't on though. And who said I was pointing it at you."
Ash snickered. Out of all the excuses Sonic could come up with, it just had to be one that revolved around Pit.
Of course, that reply made Ike more furious. He was about to cut the camera in half when Sonic quickly tossed it to Falco that almost dropped it. When Ike swung his sword though, Sonic lost his balance and fell off the chair. The mercenary proceeded to swing at the blue hedgehog...only for Ash to be evil and trip Ike by moving his foot in front of his legs that were under the table. Ike proceeded to stop himself from falling flat on his face. When he did though...he was in an awkward position with the blue hedgehog. The dining room got quiet as everyone stared at the mercenary.
Shit...not good...
OH MY GOD! HE'S GOING TO KILL ME! SOMEONE GET HIM OFF OF ME!
The two didn't realize that their cheeks were lighting up bright pink. You could hear Ash pestering Falco to turn on the video camera. The blue falcon would have if he didn't feel the flames coming out the backs of a certain fox and angel.
"Get. Off. Of. Him." Fox said in a threatening voice.
Pit couldn't keep his innocent demeanor any longer. He looked ready to rip Ike's head off. Ike didn't even get a chance to get off of Sonic because Fox already kicked him in the face. A small Brawl match happened right there and Pit was being the referee. Falco sighed as he handed the video camera to Satoshi and went over to give Sonic a helping hand.
"You okay?" he asked.
"Y-Yeah...I think..."
"That was unexpected."
"...Let s get out of here."
"But I want to see the outcome of this match!" Ash whined.
"Pit will tell you. He'll tell everyone. Now can we go?"
Ash noticed the anger in Sonic's voice. He sighed in defeat as he followed the two blue animals out of the dining room turning back one last time to see Fox kick Ike in the family jewels. He took the video camera and captured the scene.

"Hey Sonic, care to explain why you're so upset?" Ash asked with a laugh. He hadn't seen Sonic this mad at Ike before. Well...there was a time and that was because on the WarioWare stage, it told everyone not to move, and Ike moved anyway to KO Sonic. That was a priceless match either way.
"That jerk! He did that on purpose! And in front of Fox too!"
"Oh...Fox was jealous of him, don't worry." Falco said in brooding tone. Sonic wasn't the only one pissed at the bluenette.
"But even Pit's mad!" Ash sighed, "We got to come up with something good if we want to get him back."
"True...but..."
"Hey, isn't Avatar on today?" Falco asked completely changing the subject.
"I think it is," Ash replied, "The last episode."
Falco grinned. "Then that's how we'll piss him off."
Sonic was confused. He didn't watch Avatar. No, he was more interested in Prince of Tennis which ended sadly, but that didn't stop him from reading fanfiction.
"Almost everyone here watches Avatar," Falco explained, "If we get someone who doesn't give a crap about the show and distract Ike until the episode ends, that will be our prank."
"I'm in." Ash said instantly.
"That's a pretty good idea, but who will would doesn't like the show?" Sonic asked, "And before you say anything, it's not me whose going to distract him and get in that awkward position again."
"It seems like we re going to have to ask that assist trophy."

And that is what they did. The only assist trophy that could ramble for hours without stopping was none other than Mr. Resetti. He was never interested in TV shows because whenever he sat down and tried to watch something, someone would reset their game and he would have to go over there to scold them. Only that one time where his brother talks to them instead of him will he be able to be at peace.
Getting Mr. Resetti to join on this operation temporary wasn't that hard. All Ash had to tell him was that Ike needed a lesson in the path of romance and it worked.
Sonic got his video camera out waiting for Mr. Resetti to appear and stop Ike when the mercenary proceeded to enter the living room where most of the Smashers were at the moment. Ash and Falco decided that they too would watch the Avatar finale because they weren't going to wait for two hours for it to load on Youtube.
When it came time for the show to come on, Ike and Pit are seen dashing toward the living room. Pit decided to fly there getting ahead of the bluenette. He got into the room and closed the door behind him. When Ike was about to open the door...
"YOU STOP RIGHT THERE MISTER!"
Ike froze. He frowned when Mr. Resetti appeared in front of the door.
"Uh...are you going to move? There's something really important in there that I must do. "
"Hell no! A friend of yours said that you're having problems with your love life recently."
Ike was speechless. He had been having problems trying to actually ask Pit out but that was only because when they were together, he would be upset about all the misfortunes that happened recently and would forget about the angel entirely.
"That's true...but-"
"No buts! We are going to have a chitchat right here and now. If you have something to say to this, then prepared to be beaten up by the Super Mole!"
"I got no time for this!"
"Silence, or do you want to be writing an apology note for three months straight?"
"..."
"Now where was I? Aw yes! I remember when I was your age..."
Sonic started to giggle. The mole was starting to sound like an old man and Ike wouldn't be able to watch Avatar. It sucks to be him.
Two hours later...
Sonic yawned. He was recording the whole conversation for two hours. He was about to put the camera down when Mr. Resetti said, "That's the end of the conversation. Dismissed!"
Mr. Resetti disappeared in a hole he dug. Ike was so stunned. He snapped out of it and rushed into the living room only to see some of the Smashers crying and showing the ending credits.
"No..." Ike mumbled.
Pit looked at him and frowned. Ash and Falco was smirking evilly. Zelda just sighed.
"Where were you Ike?" Pit questioned, "You just missed the final scene."
"Did anyone record it?" Ike asked. He wanted a positive answer.
"No, we watched it on the TV," Zelda answered, "And I heard it was going to be taken off of all websites because they were going to put it on DVD. Why?"
Ike fell to his knees. All life seemed drained out of him.
"Ike?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And Sonic got the whole scream on the video camera. Day four completed.

Me: TBC done with 1800 words.
Edit: Still keeping it at Avatar the Last Airbender because the time I wrote this story, it was the big thing. Don't watch the live action movie though because it sucked. And of course, Ike now would be able to watch the season finale...maybe on a later date the episode will be uploaded on Youtube as a throw the dog a bone moment.
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