Kamasutra Hearts | By : LOL-PartyUp Category: Kingdom Hearts > General Views: 18233 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1 |
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Kamasutra Hearts
Episode 3: Meat Whacking
Disclaimer: This is a sexual parody of the Kingdom Hearts series which contains sex, drugs, alcohol, swearing, violence, blood, and gore. The story remains the same as the original games with some alterations to the plot when needed. Most of the characters have also had their personalities altered as well. The idea came from a Kingdom Hearts hentai comic which was partially translated into English. It’s also inspired by another fanfiction story called Key to the Heart by AndrewJTalon and Captain Sarcasm. Which had Sora going around different worlds and having sex with different female characters. Like Yuffie, Alice, Jane, and Jasmine. The story was sadly abandoned in June 13, 2007. Also yeah like usual another inspiration for this story is Dysfunctional Hearts as well because it’s my favorite KH parody. My main genre is comedy so I’ll mostly focus on that and since I’m not good with action I won’t really do boss battles like in my previous story Red vs Blue: The Kingdom Hearts Saga. Anyways please enjoy…Everything in this story is owned by Square-Enix and Disney (mostly Disney though including all the original content like Sora, Destiny Islands, Heartless, and ect. What? You thought everything was owned by Square except for the Disney characters? Sorry Reader that is incorrect…) and I claim no ownership for anything in this story. I do not own Kingdom Hearts, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Pairings: None…
Over at Sora's house the boy can be seen lying on his bed thinking about Kairi.
“I just can't wait. Once we set sail, it'll be great.” Kairi said inside of Sora's head.
“Kairi...I miss you so much. Fuck now I’m hard as a diamond…” Sora said before unzipping his red jumpsuit revealing his hard throbbing cock.
Sora grabbed his dick and started to slowly stroke it up and down. All while thinking about having sex with Kairi. The young teen got harder as he thought about all the times he fucked Kairi on the island they hungout at everyday. Sora started to quicken the pace of his stroking the more he thought about Kairi’s naked body.
“Uhn...Kairi you’re so fucking hot. I need you now more than ever. Fuck I’m so hard…”
“You called stud?” Kairi said now straddling the boy while completely naked.
“GAH...KAIRI...IS...THAT...YOU?!” Sora yelled surprised that the girl was in his bedroom not to mention naked on top of him.
“Yep. Who else do you know has this banging body?”
“Ugh...shouldn’t you be at home asleep?”
“I couldn’t stop thinking about you Spiky. I want you inside me...again.”
“But I don’t have any condoms.”
“I don’t care I want to ride you like a triple crown jockey. Now take me already you horny bastard and show me why I chose you as my sex partner!” Kairi said before lowering herself onto Sora’s pimp stick.
“Oh...fuck...Kairi!” Sora said after pushing his cock all the way into Kairi.
“SORA!” Kairi yelled as she climaxed on top of the boy.
“KAIRI!”
Moments later Sora opened his eyes to the sight of him shooting his cum getting it all over him, his clothes, and hair. He then realised that he had imagined that he was fucking Kairi in his bed. In reality he just masturbated to the thought of Kairi naked on top of him.
“Damn it Kairi was never here! I got so horny thinking about her that I imagined she was here naked on top of me. Shit...I got cum all over me! I really need to start wearing condoms when I decide to masturbate.” Sora said while zipping up his jumpsuit.
Sora then looked outside and saw a storm over at the island.
“Oh man that's just great it's storming! Stupid weatherman!”
Sora then left his house and headed towards the island.
“Oh Riku...where did you learn to do that at?!” Sora’s mom said from downstairs.
Sora rides his boat to the island and saw a black sphere at the dark sky.
“Looks like Riku and Kairi's boats are here.” Sora said after noticing his friends boats.
Suddenly, a group of shadows just like the ones from Sora's dream appeared. Sora makes his way to the area where Riku is standing.
“Riku where's Kairi? Isn't she suppose to be with you?”
“I just screwed you’re mom!”
“What are you talking about Riku?!”
“I just screwed your mom it was great! The door has finally opened Sora! We can now go to other worlds at last!”
“Now isn't the time for this Riku! We have to find Kairi!”
“Don't worry Kairi is coming with us! We are all going for a ride on the boner train all the way to Pound Town! We may never see our parents again...which is a real shame because your mom is real good in bed. There's no turning back now though! But this is our only chance we have now! We can't allow fear to stop us though! I'm not afraid of the darkness or STD’s...what about about you Sora?!”
“Riku!”
A black circle appeared and starts to engulf both Sora and Riku. Riku stretches out his hand so Sora can grab it during this time. Suddenly a bright light appeared and Sora can be seen holding a strange object. The object is a giant key with a silver blade, golden handle, and a silver key chain with a Mickey Mouse head on it. Suddenly a voice in Sora's head can be heard...
“Pimpblade...Pimpblade...”
Sora then ran towards where the cave where he and Kairi had sex at is. Except now the entrance has a white door in front of it. He walks down the cave till he finds Kairi. Looking more pale than usual…
“Kairi there you are! Oh thank goodness this isn’t a dream...I need you really badly right now!” Sora said while getting hard at the sight of Kairi.
“Sora...pound me you Spiky Haired Stud!”
“Oh yeah baby come here I’m gonna give you the pounding of your life!”
Suddenly, the door from before opened and black wind came out. Kairi got blown closer to Sora and when Sora tried to hold Kairi, Kairi disappeared through Sora. Sora was blown away. In the area where the island is in midair, Sora fights Darkside with his Pimpblade. Darkside can be seen with the scars from the last battle he had with Sora. During his dream on the platforms.
Darkside raised his arm high in the air before punching it in the air. Sora did a backflip avoiding this move. Soon shadows appeared from the ground. Sora sliced through them and then started doing combos on Darkside’s hand. Black liquid started gushing everywhere.
This enraged the giant shadow and he then picked Sora up and threw him across the piece of island. Sora can be seen holding onto the edge of the piece of island. He hoisted himself up and charged at Darkside while gripping the Pimpblade tightly. Darkside saw the boy running at him and started firing laser beams at him. Sora ducked as a few of the lasers soared past his head.
He then deflected the last few with his Pimpblade causing a few to hit Darkside in the head. Darkside then summoned more shadows that overwhelmed Sora and started ganging up on him. The shadows clawed and bit Sora all over his body causing him to lose a lot of blood. Sora then managed to get the shadows off of him and instantly killed them with what little energy he had left.
Sora leaned on his Pimpblade while kneeling down on one knee wiping the sweat and blood off his face.
He took one of the Hi-Potions out of his pocket and drank it. His health was instantly restored and he felt rejuvenated on contact. He took his Pimpblade into his hands and zigzagged towards Darkside. He then ran up Darkside’s arm and made his way toward his head. Once he got there he threw his Pimpblade at Darkside and did a flying kick at his face.
Sora then did a cannonball in the air and landed on the ground. The Pimpblade reappearing in his hand while he was on the ground bending both knees. His right arm outstretched behind him with the Pimpblade in hand. Darkside fired a laser beam at Sora’s back while his back was turned to him. Causing the Pimpblade Master to cry out in pain and bleed even more.
Sora turned around and looked at Darkside with fire in his eyes. He then ran full speed towards Darkside and dashed forward at him. Before Darkside knew it both of his legs were chopped off by Sora. The piece of land started to flood with black blood by this time. Darkside mustered all the energy he had left and summoned more shadows to kill Sora.
Sora saw this and destroyed the shadows. He then ran towards Darkside’s hands and stabbed them with his Pimpblade. Causing black blood to erupt from Darkside’s hands like a volcano. He then ran right in front of Darkside’s head and threw his Pimpblade at it a few times. Causing more scars to his head and face and more blood to appear.
Sora then held onto his Pimpblade in one hand like a javelin and aimed it at Darkside’s head. He then threw it at Darkside and it landed right through his forehead. Sora then summoned the Pimpblade back into his hands. While a waterfall of blood can be seen coming from Darkside’s head. After defeating Darkside, everything got sucked into the black sphere.
“Yes Victory!!!” Sora said while making a v shaped sign with his right hand.
Sora then passed out right before being sucked up the black sphere.
To Be Continued...
Next Time Episode 4: Traverse Town
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