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Pinzu vs The Pussy (A 100% Orange Juice Adventure)	By : Boo-Sama Category: -Misc Video Games/RPGs > AU - Alternate Universe Views: 2724 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This fanfiction is based on the characters and fandom of 100% Orange Juice. I do not own 100% Orange Juice, nor do I make a profit from this story.

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10 minutes before the raid

QP stared at the buttons for what felt like an forever. On…. or Off? She wondered whether or not this was to turn the alarm on or off….. Or turn the thing that turns the ability to turn the alarm off on or off, and if it’s the ladder, then where would those buttons be if she gets this wrong and needs to turn that back on? She then started thinking about pudding… Sweet, sugary, creamy pudding. Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate (AN: Chocolate is incredibly poisonous to dogs, including QP. However, the natural healing properties of pudding overwrites that of the toxic effects of the actual chocolate, meaning QP can consume that without violently dying. Thank you.) , Mocha, Coconut, Pineapple, Syura….. What was she doing again? Ah whatever, it can wait till after pudding. She’ll get Syura and the pirate stranger a cup too! Pudding is fun!!!

She walked down to the cellar, where the S.S Pudding kept it’s pudding, within the pudding safe. This safe once contained valuable antique pirate gold and heirlooms, but QP and Syura both agreed it would make for a far more valuable pudding safe, since pudding was the ultimate treasure. However, since dumping the gold would be a waste, they donated it to their crew of chickens to boost morale. It worked so well, even more chickens joined their crew, so it had to have worked!!!

She put in the secret code (0000) and opened up the majestic vault, where one of every pudding X50 was snuggly stashed away, ready for QP to consume at any moment. It even had the bad kinds of pudding, but even the bad pudding was good to QP. There will be no discrimination against pudding on this pirate ship!!! This is a wholesome pirate ship, where only adventures and magic are allowed to exist! PIRATES NEVER DID SLAVE TRADES, THEY’RE JUST COOL, OKAY!? PIRATE ARE AWESOME!!! SHUT UP!!!

She gazed at the selection before her, unsure of which pudding to put inside her belly… Oooooh, pudding. She then thought “What if raiders were to attack and try to take the pudding?”... That cannot happen. Clearly, she had to close herself into the pudding vault while she thought about what pudding to get, just in case the off chance of the ship being raided while she was thinking was a thing. She’ll remember the code, she set it to the easiest thing so even she would remember!... Wait, was it 0000, or 9999? Or would she make it a real combo to trick raiders into underestimating her? Eh, she’ll just start at 9999 and work her way down from there when she’s done. What could possibly go wrong?... Wait, there’s air holes in maximum security vaults, right?

3 minutes before the raid

Saki was looking through QP’s costume chest, looking for something to cover her own bare chest. However, QP was several sizes smaller than Saki, so nothing would fit. The best she could do was tie a particularly long scarf and tie it around herself to at least cover her nips, but she couldn’t tie a knot, so she was stuck in that department. She tried to convince several chickens to tie her scarf, but sadly, they were just chickens, and had no fingers to tie a knot, which was ironic, since they were really good at stealing shit, but not tying knots. Saki needed to ask QP to tie this, she wasn’t the smartest, but she had to know SOMETHING about tying knots!!! She had to!!! I mean… Dogs tie knots all the time, right? That one in the funny cartoon about that kid with fire colored hair could, surely QP could too!

She walked up to the door to the captains quarters, only to hear a sudden gunshot, followed by an incredibly loud alarmsound, scaring her so much she jumped up super high. This would be fine, but when the alarm goes off, a special “ALARM” flag swings out from above the captain’s quarters, which smacked Saki in the face, flinging her off the ship. What crappy timing!

Saki barely knew how to swim, so she had to grab onto something asap as to not drown. Right when she thought she was going to meet her horrific fate with Davy Jones, who’s music fucking sucked in her opinion, she was able to feel something metal. AN ANCHOR!!! She grabbed onto it, climbed up it, and into the anchor hole. She took a deep breath, thankful she wasn’t fish food… But then realized this was the wrong ship, since last she checked, QP’s boat wasn’t manded by a shit ton of plush rabbits.

7 minutes ago, during the raid

“.... Fucking retard. A pirates accent is a bit more of a irish mix since they tend to say stuff like “ass” as “arse”, and what not…. Wait. what the?” Kai said, fully waking up from his mini-coma. He looked to his right to see a small table with wilted flowers on it, with a “GIt weel SOON!” note from QP laying next to it. “How….. How long have I been out!?” He asked. He opened the card, which read...

“2 mah bstest budy (besidez syura n qp n somtms yuki wen she not meen.!) any wayz, get bttr plz. P.S, sorri, I couldn;t find flesh flowerz so i used som dat were lain around. SORRI”

Well at least he now knows he couldn’t have been out that long, thank fuck. But, where the hell was he? As he began to get up from his bed, a massive fucking cannonball shot through the wall, the shock causing Kai to jump clean off his bed, and under the bed next to him. After the cannonball, a harpoon went through the hole, and onto the other side of the clinic. On the rope, two plush rabbit pirates zip-lined in using their swords, somehow not igniting the rope in the process.

One of the rabbit pirates motioned the other to check the end-tables of the beds for loot while he checks the medicine cabinets, and the pirate plush did. The other looked through the medicine cabinets, only to find nothing but pudding, pudding, more pudding, even more pudding, why is there so much god damned pudding, okay yeah it’s just filled with pudding- WHAT IS THIS PUDDING BULLSHIT!?!? THIS ISN’T EVEN MEDICINE, IT’S FUCKING PUDDING!!!!

The rabbit turned around to squeak rabbit complaints to his buddy, only to see that his buddy was gone. The bunny pirate raised it’s cutlass, and began walking towards the beds, squeaking for its friend. Upon inspecting the middle bed, the mattress suddenly raised upwards, and on instinctively, the plush bunny stabbed downwards into it… Only to hear a squeak of death. The rabbit immediately looked under the mattress to see if his friends way okay, only to be introduced by a scalpel to the button eye, and to be dragged under the mattress.

Kai crawled out from under the mattress, carrying the cutlasses of both rabbits. He tossed them up and caught them with the opposite hands to check their weight, as well as just to look cool. Yeah, these will do. He cut the harpoon line, sending several rabbits who were on their way down it to plummet to their grizzly, aquatic death (AN: stuffed bunnies die instantly when submerged in water due to being made out of yarn and the fucking “””undying””” flames of hell. Thank you.). With new found badass weapons in hand, Kai grabbed some pudding packets for later, and ran out into the hall to find his friends.

Present Time

“BITCH”
Cried Pinzu at the top of his lungs, resulting in the entire rabbit army stomping around on the ground floor squeaking violently. Sadly, Pinzu could not understand plush rabbit, but his best guess was they were squeaking “ZE JEWS, ZEY ARE IN ZE CELLAR!!!!”, so it was most likely a good idea to get a move on, and fast.

“Alright, Syura thinks we can salvage this! We have an entire pirate army of chickens! They’re most likely already purging the situation as we speak!” as Syura spoke, chicken blood started dripping from the ceiling. “Alright…. Maybe not, but we have a main crew of badass super soldiers! We can take these…” For all Syura knows, all she has to fight against the rabbits is a rapist, QP, a shirtless dumbass, and a comatosed Kai. “... Second thought no. But we’re smarter than them! We can save the ship and-” as she said that a cannonball from the enemy ship misfired and hit the lower deck, causing water to proceed to fill the ship (cellar is a floor higher than the lower deck). Pinzu punched Syura for jinxing it. Now they have like a few minutes before this bitch sinks to the bottom of the ocean.

“Alright” Pinzu declared, making sure to keep Syura’s mouth shut until he was finished “We need to find the raft QP saved us from, and get the fuck out of dodge with everyone of importance on it. Okay?” He unplugged Syura’s cock sucking hole so she could speak.

“QP shot it with a harpoon” She said, Pinzu punched her again.

“YOU FUCKING WHAT!?!? THAT WAS OUR WAY OUT YOU DUMB CUNT!!!” Pinzu screamed.

‘SYURA DIDN’T EVEN DO THAT!!! ALSO, WE WEREN’T EXPECTING TO GET RAIDED!!!” Syura screamed back, slapping Pinzu after out of blind frustration and for calling her a cunt. Pinzu then struck back, which then led to them beating the shit out each other. Syura grabbed Pinzu by the head forced it downwards into her knee, smashing up half of his teeth in a single blow, and Pinzu retaliated by punching her in the gut, and while she was recovering, kicked her in her still sore from rape clitoris, causing her to be reduced to 1 HP. This…. Was a mistake.

Upon reaching 1 HP, Syura entered BEYOND HELL MODE, demonstrating her power by sparta kicking Pinzu onto his ass, grabbing him by his feet, and then so-long-gay-bowsering him for 20 high speed rotations until tossing him out the ship’s window, and into the enemy ship. Syura was still fucking pissed, so she stormed on into the oncoming swarm of plush rabbits to kick ass and KICK FUCKING ASS, and she was all out of kick ass.

***

Saki was taken to Krila’s captain’s quarters by the rabbits that had nabbed her, for she was in a whole heap of trouble for infiltrating Krila’s pirate ship. Krila’s cabin was super spooki and gotic, filled with stuffed animals, both normal and living freaks of nature. She turned around in her swivel chair to face Saki.

“Saki? Of all the people I expected to intrude upon my second life as Captain Black-Bunny, I didn’t expect it to be you. However, much like a moth to a flame, you have intruded upon my persona life, which I find very disheartening. Would you care to explain or elaborate your reason for coming here?” Krila asked, playing with a sextant in her hands (lol, sex-tant, git it?)

“Uuuuuuuuh… I thought I was climbing onto my ship?” Saki asked, shrugging, her bare tits bobbing a bit as she did so.

“Your ship? You thought that your wooden toaster of a ship looked even remotely close to Vassago the Fifth? The boat was crafted by the finest blacksmiths hell itself has to offer. The dark gods themselves weep in unholy fear as it’s black sails turns the sea around it to red with the blood of it’s foes. You have the pure auDACity to declare that your frothy pile of splinters comes even close to this sailor of the pits of hell!?” Krila interrogated, slowly leaning in closer and closer to Saki as she went on.

“..... I mean, kinda-”

“Execute her.” With a small wave of her hand to her minions, Saki was dragged kicking and screaming to be slaughtered for an adoring crowd of plush rabbits with a death fetish. As she was taken out, there was a loud crashing sound from the lower deck.

“What the!?” Krila gasped as the entire ship shook from the hit. “Have we been hit?... Constable Cuddles, go see what has stricken us. Last I checked, this enemy vessel shouldn’t have any form of self defensive weaponry units.” She motioned a particularly beefy looking black bunny plush towards the exit. The rabbit himself was hulking in size, twice that of a gorilla, but similar in physique, having long, beefy, powerpuff girl-esc arms (no fingers, just a stub), and tiny little nubs for legs. Instead of the basic gray fur the other rabbits were made of, this one was scorched with a fine, silky black yarn. He also had two gray buttons for eyes, a large stitch across his chest for easy access to open him up to replace stuffing, and adorable little sailor hat and little yellow badge with his name on it, along with a red ribbon hanging down from the badge.

“Yes, master.” The oversized rabbit replied. Contable Cuddles slowly made his way for the exit, shaking the entire room with every tiny step he made, until violently slamming the doors to the captains quarters open, and exiting the room.

Krila went onto the deck herself to watch the preparation of Saki’s execution, as well as watch some chickens get hacked into bloody, feathery bits. The seabreeze was nice and crisp with a nice dash of cold to boot, which by Krila’s standards, was perfect sailing weather. It appears as if her crew has chosen to go with burning Saki on the stake. She watched as they began tying Saki onto a spare wooden beam they had lying around, as well as set up a nice firepit to set the fire as to not set the entire ship ablaze. Such good little bunnies. She directed her attention at what was going on the enemy ship’s deck…… “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

20 minutes ago, during the raid

Kai had finally sliced and diced his way past a small army of plush warriors. He was a bit hurt, but thankfully he had grabbed a lot of pudding, so he was able to heal whatever wounds the rabbits made on him. As he got back onto the top deck, he saw one of the most horrific sights in his life. An army of plush bunnies, slaughtering chickens. Their blood ran all across the deck, spilling over the sides into the sea. He got a quick glimpse of Pinzu slamming the door to the captain’s quarters, followed by locking the door. Kai was infuriated, both for the death of all these damned mostly flightless birds, and for these rabbits fucking with his friends. He searched within his inner soul for the dragon within to unleash his full fury… But he couldn’t cause no one has an inner dragon, only hyper cards, and he’s still out of those, so he settled for stabbing everything with twin cutlasses. I mean, they’re just stuffed rabbits, so what kind of fight could that honestly put up?

Present Time

“HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN DOING THIS!?!?” Krila yelled, grabbing one of her rabbits by the neck. It squeaked in response, telling he’s been doing this for about 20 minutes straight, and they’re running out of bunnies to send in to stop him. Krila became red with rage, and tossed the bunny into the ocean below to vent. She then magically poofed up a mic to the lower deck bunny breeding room using her satanic magic powers, and said “ATTENTION ALL BREEDING BUNNIES. WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF RABBITS, PLEASE WAIT 10 MINUTES BEFORE PUSHING OUT ANYMORE PLUSHIES SO WE MAY BRING OUT A FULL SCALE BUNNY BOMBARDMENT”. The plush bunnies breeding in the lower floors squeak giggled a bit from the humorous wording, and went back to humping. After the announcement, Krila went back to her quarters, got out a can of beer (it tasted like liquid grain), and downed the entire thing.. She then grabbed another, and did the same with it….. It’s been a long day.

***

QP was struggling to breath. She had made her way down to code # 9684, and still no unlock! She was constantly coughing as the lack of oxygen got to her. The only light she had was from the code panel, constantly flashing red from wrong codes. Wrong code after wrong code. QP was snapping. What was the code!? WHAT DID SHE MAKE THE CODE!?!? She thought of everything in her head, but she couldn’t think of anything! Nothing that would work, clearly wasn’t 0000, that would be way too easy!!!! She began desperately clawing at the steel wall, trying to scratch through… It was no use, of fucking course.

In a sharp fit of rage she punched the code panel, causing it to break. All was black now, her only light gone, not like she needed it. It just reminded her of her inevitable fate. She closed her eyes, and let the lack of oxygen overcome her. It was... calming. Something QP never felt before…. Just… Calm. She then began thinking about her friends she’d never see again. Yuki, Kyosuke, Syura…. She never even said goodbye to Syura, she just left her alone with the pirate man. Her calm went to sadness, and she cried at the thought. She never even got to…… Syura most likely wouldn’t even return it... This was for the best. She let in one last, sad, airless breath…….. And SYURA GRABBED THE FUCKING VAULT DOOR AND CRUMPLED IT INTO A FUCKING METAL BALL OF DEATH, TOSSING IT AT A SHIT TON OF RABBITS, SLAMMING INTO THEM LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING BOWLING PINS, AND THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL AT THE ENEMY SHIP!!! DAMAGES TO THIS SHIP DON’T FUCKIN MATTER ANYMORE, THIS BITCH IS GOING DOWN ANYWAYS!!!!!! LET'S WRECK SOME SHIT, YEAH BITCH!!!! SHE THEN GRABBED LIKE 50 PUDDING CUPS AND ATE THEM ALL AT ONCE LIKE A FUCKING PRO, REFILLING HER HP AND aw the beyond hell mode is over.

“Awww, and Syura was just starting to have fun” Syura pouted. She looked around the vault. It was going to be hard to get ALL this pudding off the ship…. Though, she doesn’t know how they’re gonna get off this ship in the first place. Ah, whatever, her and QP have escaped worse! Speaking of QP, where was she-

“OH MY GOD, QP!!!” Syura suddenly yelled, realizing her best friend was literally blue from lack of oxygen. Syura’s first instinct was to open up a pudding packet and jam the contents into her mouth. Sadly QP’s body was in more than perfect condition, but was failing due to suffocation. Thankfully, Syura knew how to do the weird hand thing to get a dying person to breath during a moment like this, so she put both hands over QP’s chest and began to push down to the rhythm to “stayin alive”. However, QP’s shitty stolen corset was getting in the way. Syura questioned whether or not she should strip down her best friend, but then slapped herself for being stupid. This is LITERALLY life or death, who cares about nudity at a time like this!? She tore off the stupid fucking corset, put her hands on QP’s bare chest, and proceeded with the pumping, occasionally trying to do the mouth to mouth method every 6 pumps. She knew the people at school said that didn’t work, but fuck it, she had to try something!!!

After a few minutes of this, QP still wouldn’t wake up. Syura was freaking the fuck out. Was she just knocked out, or was she….. She tried to check for a pulse… HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CHECK FOR A PULSE!? God damnit, she didn’t know where she was supposed to start, and what to look for! Was it the wrist? The palm? The neck? The heart? WHERE!?

“QP please, please don’t be dead PLEASE!!! Please, I need you!!! C’mon, wake up!!! WAKE UP!!!!” She cried, shaking QP’s body. With no other option she had in mind, she plugged QP’s nose, and blew as hard as she could into her mouth, hoping someway she could fill her body with air, just praying something will work. She just hoped her tears wouldn’t cause her to choke halfway through.

Right when Syura was about to disconnect from QP’s lips to check if she had done it, QP’s arm forcefully wrapped around Syura’s head, locking the kiss. Syura jerked back at first from the shock, but after a few seconds, she locked QP into a hug and embraced it. She stopped for a moment just to look at QP, who had this dumb little smile on her face, the one she always had on. QP muttered in a soft, raspy voice

“QP…. QP loves Syura…. More than pudding”. Syura let out a small half-laugh-half-cry, and kissed her again, almost crushing QP under her hug. Syura whispered into QP’s ear...

“I do too, QP…. Syura also loves you more then pudding too”.

“For… For how long?”

“Since the first time we played video games together.”

“But… But that was the day we met!” QP did the math in her head… She then started crying, and soon, Syura joined in with her. The two just started crying hysterically in each other’s arms for what felt like a solid ten minutes. the two had finally put an end to their long standing ‘will they/won’t they?’ story line… I mean, you didn’t read that, but that was totally a thing before this pirate ship bullshit. Just trust me on this one, okay?

***

Eventually, Syura helped up a slightly weak QP. However, QP seemed to fight Syura a bit as she helped her towards the upper deck. Syura looked back at why she may have been resisting, only to see the pudding vault. Spite all the eaten pudding, there was still a very large amount of pudding left in it. Soon, all that pudding would belong to that bastard Davy Jones. HE MOST LIKELY DOESN’T EVEN LIKE PUDDING, THAT FUCKER!!! Syura decided to do a little bit of math in her head. Both her and QP just made a bit of a sexual discovery about each other, they had a few spare minutes to kill, and there was a bunch of pudding that needed using in one way or another… Syura’s face of thinking soon shifted into that of an extremely naughty, shit eating grin. She turned to QP and nodded, and QP returned the nod.

“Aaaaaaaah” QP started “We’re gonna eat the pudding”. Syura’s smile then died, then she just sorta laughed a bit at QP’s ignorance.

“Hehe, yes and no, QP, just, just follow Syura. You’re gonna love this shit, Syura promises”. As she said this, Roblox Sweet Breaker popped open a tiny portal to peek through, clutching her megablock-cock in hand. She had a damn good feeling about this little bout these two were about to have.

.Syura took QP’s hand, and guided her back to the front of the pudding vault. To begin, Syura quickly took the top off a cup of vanilla pudding, and flung the contents onto QP’s bare chest. The sweet, gooey desert’s somewhat solid form instantly splattered on contact with QP, smearing all over her exposed breasts.

“SYURA!!!” QP squealed at the waste of precious pudding. “WE COULD HAVE EATEN THA-” before QP could finish, Syura had seductively walked up to QP, bent over, and began licking the contents off of QP’s breasts. “-AAAAAa- oooooooh~...” QP moaned as Syura went around her chest, circling her petit, but very present tits.

Her tongue wrapped under the fold of skin beneath QP’s breast, slid up the rightmost curve, and maneuvered onto the breast itself. She stopped as her tongue moved atop QP’s nipple, and took it into her mouth, sucking on it as if to suck milk from it.

“Raaaaaaah~” QP lightly, effectively growled, placing a hand to the back of Syura’s head as she did this, her tongue circling around her nip at a very rapid pace. This slippery, moist sensation caused her to become weak in the legs as she progressively became more and more wet. Syura sensed this, and helped QP by gently grabing a hold of her back, and slowly allowing her to take a seat on the wood wall besides the vault. Once on the ground, Syura crawled atop QP’s lap, and continued to lap the pudding off QP’s chest.

“Ah!.... Ah…. Aaah~” QP continuously moaned, tongue leaving her mouth as she broke into a pant similar to an excessively hot puppy, tail very noticeably wagging during this. A hand cautiously perched itself onto Syura’s back as she continued to licked around QP, gripping onto her shirt as an outlet for the various strong sensations that were surging through QP’s body. Syura, wanting QP to get on in the action, after removing her lips from QP’s other nipple, spoke to her in a soft, seductive voice.

“Do you want to take it off?” QP instantly jetted back into reality, and eagerly nodded her head, slipping her tongue back into her mouth as she regained control of her dog-like instincts… Least for the moment. Knowing full well QP was game for this, Syura reclined onto QP’s folded up legs, and gave QP easy access to her chest. To start with, she grabbed a hold of Syura’s blue schoolgirl tie, which was a part of the schoolgirl outfit she was wearing for some reason instead of her pirate outfit, and gave it a quick tug, causing it to gracefully fly off of Syura’s person. The next step, which gave QP erotic shudder just thinking about, was unbuttoning her shirt.

QP, with shaking hands, reached for the topmost button while Syura lightly chuckled at QP’s dumb smile as she did so. There was a near silent *pop* as the first button came off, revealing the slightest bit of cleavage. This slight reveal of skin gave QP all the motivation she needed to continue to the next, and the next, and the next. More and more of Syura was revealed with each little *pop*, until the final one at the bottom was released from it’s petty fabric prison, till only on a small curtain of shirt separated QP from Syura’s ripe funbags, her naked figure being teased through the opened shirt, but nothing lewd being shown as of yet. QP’s fingers slowly, but very excitedly, took a grip of the two loose sides of the button-down shirt, and slowly began moving them to the sides, revealing even more of Syura as the pieces parted. Syura violently blushed as QP moved the last bit of fabric restricting QP’s gaze from her tits, the lewdness of the scenario overwhelming her. Her best friend, now lover, was for stripping her down for the first time. It was an extremely exhilarating feeling, a feeling she had been dreaming about for so long, but repressed in her mind as only a mere fantasy under the foolish preconception that something like this could never happen. Well who’s laughing now, Past Syura!? Guess who’s getting laid and NOT eating ramen while masturbating to Red Collar cinematics!? THIS GIRL, BITCH!!!... Though, this moment could use a bit of work...

Finally, after so much buildup, QP pulled the shirt fully to the sides, completely revealing Syura’s orbs. QP stared at the small fleshy orbs as if they were the gold inside of a buried treasure box.

“Touch them.” Syura seductively ordered as she reached around for something out of QP’s line of sight. Almost instantly, QP very aggressively latched onto Syura’s breasts at a speed which could have qualified as slapping them on a base level, and began manhandling them. “W-WOAH! QP, I SAID TOUCH NOT- AAAAUuuuRRggg~…” Syura’s words effectively went unheard by QP as she continued to aggressively grope Syura’s knobs, thoroughly rubbing around them, playing with her stiffened nipples, and occasionally giving them a hardy slap. Syura, spite having sex such a short while ago, was already becoming wet again at QP’s aggravated boob play.

“Q-QP’s sorry but-” QP began, taking a quick break to slap Syura’s right tit, causing Syura to let out a massive moan of pleasure as she did so. “She wanted to do this for a super long time!!! She-she even grab her own boobs when touching herself and pretends their Syura’s sometimes…” QP realized that sounded a lot better in her head than. “T-that’s not weird, right?”

“O-of course not, QP, it’s- AH- it’s c-completely natural!” With her mind ablaze with lust, she decided to let out a secret of her own “I-I do the same thing.”

“Really!?”

“Y-Yeah… When I touch myself, I think of- GAH- o-of yo-ou! Each time! I.. I think of you as the one touching me.. That’s not weird, right?”

“O-of course not! QP gives you permission in the past so it’s all okay of you to do that, so it’s not weird!”

“Then… Then Syura gives you permission in the past too, and motivates you to do it threefold for her!”

“AWOOOOOOO!!!” QP happily howled to celebrate neither her or Syura being weirdos and continued to manhandle Syura. However, Syura wanted to spice this up a bit.

“H-hey, you want me to make this even better?” She asked her new girlfriend.

“How you gonna do that, Syura? This is already as best as better could be!!!”

“Oh really?~” Syura snickered, taking out the strawberry pudding cup she had been uncapping from behind her. The contents had almost entirely melted from being in Syura’s grip at this point, allowing Syura to drizzle the contents over her breasts for QP. QP’s eyes went aglow as the pink, sugary liquid poured all over Syura, soaking QP’s hands as it happened. QP removed her hands from Syura long enough to let the pudding completely soak her chest until the cup had fully emptied. Once it was, Syura spoke again.

“C’mon, doggy.” She teased QP, shaking herself a bit to jiggle her breasts. “Eat your dinner.” In a damned near impossible display of physical movement, QP leaped onto Syura while she was sitting on her lap and pinned down Syura, followed by frantically licking at Syura’s breasts. She did so in strokes rather than Syura’s single continuous lick style, but Syura didn’t mind it at all. The constant puppy dog licking was unbearable cute, and everything she imagined from a sex session with QP, and perhaps even more. The sensation caused her cunt to tingle again with sexual need, spite it being filled such a short while ago. The sensation almost hurt more than it was pleasurable due to how raw it was fucked, but this was more or less paradoxical, since Syura was turned on by the pain. Once QP had let go with one of her arms while focusing on lapping off the pudding on Syura’s chest, slobbering heavily as she did so, Syura reach a hand down to her crotch. However, before she entered a digit, she decided to switch her aim towards the glistening hole of the doggirl atop of her. She started with her index finger.

“AWOOF!?” QP barked as the unexpected finger slid beside her panties and into her body. She jetted her head back and away from Syura from the sudden sharp feeling as it went in. There was only a single knuckle in her at first, but soon, slightly more slowly creeped into her. QP made several hurt dog noises as the it crept in, though, she gave no protest against it. Her tail’s rapid wagging was more than enough proof that what Syura was doing had QP’s full approval. With the finger all the way in, she retracted it, and put it back in, beginning the process of fingering QP. The doggirl began to drool a thick line of saliva as her special spot was pressed in and out of, which began to land and pour upon Syura’s chest.

“Aaaa…. Awooo…. Oooo…. Auuurg….. Arrf…” She moaned as Syura continued her dirty work. While distracted, QP lifted her other arm away, giving Syura freedom to reach for another pudding cup, this one being chocolate. She took the lid into her mouth, and yanked it off using her teeth. With the cup now being open, she dumped it onto her chest as a form of preparation for her true motive. Still fingering the dog, she grabbed another pudding cup (another vanilla one), opened it up, and ceased fingering QP as to get her attention.

“QP~.” Syura coo’d, trying to get the dog’s attention. After a moment of being dazed in pleasure, QP snapped back to reality and looked down at Syura. Syura dumped the vanilla pudding cup onto her mouth, trying to get as much in there as possible, before doing a small ‘kiss kiss’ motion with her lips. She wanted QP to eat the pudding out of her mouth.

QP very, very suddenly lunged at Syura, and deposited her tongue into her mouth, the chocolate pudding on Syura’s chest spattering upon the impact between Syura and QP’s breasts, mixing beautifully with the leftover vanilla and strawberry which were still lightly applied to the chest’s of both. White sugary goo drooled from the mouths of both QP and Syura as they kissed each other, locking tongues with one another both to consume to delicious vanilla substance, as well as to simply feel the slippery embrace of each other. As the white stuff slipped from their mouths, they licked each other’s lips, slurping up the small bits of escaping pudding around each other’s mouths. At the same time, their movements smooshed and spread the pudding between their breasts. Brown, pink, and white liquid began to leave the side of Syura in tiny droplets as it got warmer and warmer, crawling down the side of her chest, under her shirt, and down to her back, the feeling sending the most wonderful shivers down Syura’s spine.

After a bit more kissing, while she was still in her mouth, Syura once again reached around to slide both her right middle and index fingers into QP’s vaginal region while while wrapping her left around her back. QP coughed up a bit of pudding from the divine feeling abruptly coming up so quickly, but got back to kissing Syura a mere few seconds later, not wanting to spoil their perfect moment. With the feeling of Syura’s digits inside her once more, QP decided not to leave Syura out on the fun, and moved the fingers of her right hand twords Syura’s pussy.

“MMPH!!!” Syura gasped as QP took the unexpected action, resisting the urge to bite down while QP’s tongue rattled around in her mouth. Her worn out hole felt QP’s ungraceful attempt at fingering tenfold, her fingers feeling more like knives than soft digits. However, Syura embraced the pain. QP was unwittingly hurting her, but she loves it nonetheless. She would let QP do anything to her if she gave the word, even choke her out if so wanted to, so this, even if it was unintentional, was a nice start to their new kinklife.

However, while sliding her finger around Syura’s cooch with the skill of a novice, she felt something she didn’t expect to feel… Something warm, liquid, and sticky… It must have been pudding!!! That sly Syura had snuck pudding into herself while they were cuddling! How very cunning of her. But QP wasn’t a dumb dog! She could sense Syura’s hint a mile away. For a moment, QP parted lips with Syura so she could comment.

“Naughty, naughty Syura.” QP jested, giving her a wink.

“.... huh?” Syura asked, not picking up on QP’s thoughts. QP, thinking Syura was playing dumb, scooped a bit of the ‘pudding’ out of Syura’s hole and showed it off to her. Syura’s heart instantly sank. “..... Q-QP.”

“Sneaking pudding inside yourself while we were kissing? How could you not be a naughty girl, Syura?” QP gave Syura about 10 winks after saying this. Syura attempted to say something in correction or even give the slightest amount of protest, however, her mind seemed to completely betray her at this point. The sudden realization that the explanation behind what that was, and why it was there, could easily destroy the relationship the two just made in a mere instant made it impossible for her to say anything stopping her from doing what she was about to do, so Syura simply replied-

“Y-yeah… Pudding…. Uh-”

“Tut tut, Syura, you messy girl. Let QP clean you up!”

“Q-Q-” There was no stopping it at this point. QP had already lowered herself down there… It was gonna happen whether Syura liked it not… Shit, internal rape fetish was turning on again- THIS IS NOT A GOOD FUCKING TIME, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

Before she knew it, QP had already inserted her tongue inside of Syura, attempting to lap up the so called ‘pudding’ that resided within Syura’s leaking hole. Syura flinched eratically at the feeling, several emotions and amplified feelings from her decimated privates soared through her body rapidly, causing it to twitch about as if she were on the brink of death. QP didn’t take any notice, however, she was too focused on ingesting Syura’s ‘pudding’.

“Mmmm, uh-” QP stopped for a moment. “Syura, what pudding is this? It tastes weird.”

“G-gaaah… U--u-uh….. Q-g-g-gah…… Uh…”

“QP bets it’s cause it’s just a little tainted from Syura’s sweet, succulent juuuuices~. QP will continue, nonetheless!!!”

“QP, d- GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!” QP once again began to dig into Syura’s private area, tail excitedly wagging as she consumed it’s contents further, fully unaware of her consumption of both Pinzu’s seed and Syura’s popped cherry. The siege of pain both physical and mental via guilt continued to bombard Syura until she finally came onto QP, spurting all over her adorable, blissfully unaware face.

“Aha! QP made Syura cum!!! She did a good job, didn’t she!?” QP asked, bouncing on all fours to make eye contact with Syura, wanting praise for her good job. However, all Syura could do was weakly smile in response, lifting a hand up and patting QP on the head to return her gratitude with what little strength she had left while, at the same time, hiding her internal shame of what she let QP just do. “Oh no! Syura is so weak, but… But QP wants to cum too!!!” QP took a few seconds to think of a solution. “OH! QP HAS AN IDEA!!!” In an absolutely brilliant stroke of genius, QP grabbed Syura’s weak hand that was on her head began using it as a form of makeshift dildo. QP was already on the border of cumming, so it didn’t take much of Syura’s involuntary fingering to causing QP to climax as well.

“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” QP cried out as sexual fluid sprittzed out of her womb, all over Syura hand. Her tail jetting up as she came, and her ears folded clean back as the shocking feeling rushed throughout her body. Once the feeling was gone, she collapsed onto Syura’s chest, panting. “We…. We did it Syura….. We finally became one!.... We’re finally….. Together.”

“...... Y-yeah….. QP……. We’re…… We’re one.” Syura weakly cradled QP in her arm, and simply let herself relax for a bit, trying to block out the negatives of this. By all means, this was a happy time, and so long as QP never found out the dark truth, it would stay that way forever...

***

Pinzu awoke from his miniature coma caused by Syura So-Long-Gay-Bowser-ing him out the ship’s cellar earlier. He feels as if he’s been out for this entire time to give room for character development for other characters. He shuddered at the thought of this, for characters other than him to have any form of depth. As far as Pinzu cared, he was the main character of life. That’s right, Jesus can go suck a dick! Bastard got nailed to a wooden cross for being such a lame ass hippy anyways, and Pinzu is still alive! Which, like, totally makes him superior in every way by default!!! YEAH! PINZU > JESUS!!!!

Pinzu brushed himself off like a pimp and got up. He looked out the window to see that the S.S Pudding was almost fully underwater, only some of the lower deck and the top area were still dry… He also noticed Kai was on the top deck fiddling with his revolvers…. Pinzu checked his pockets and realized he left both his revolvers in the captain’s quarters… Well, good thing Kai went in there, otherwise he most likely would have forgotten them there. Right as Pinzu wiped some sweat off his forehead, relieved his signature weapons were safe, he noticed a large shadow from behind him…. Holy shit.

“..... Hi…. Big guy.” Pinzu said as a damn near mammoth sized plush rabbit stared him down with his adorable button eyes.

“Kill.” It replied with.

“.... Tho I’m athhuming thiplomacy ithn’t goithg tho work there?” .... There was this sudden moment of realization in Pinzu's soul as he talked. He licked the area where his front teeth should have been... Eyup, Syura kicked them out.... Fuck. Thankfully, the rabbit didn't seem to care.
“..... Could, but Cuddles given direct order to kill. Little wiggle room.”

“Oh! Tho you can thalk!”

“Yes.” Cuddles replied, nodding.

“Alright, cooth, so, out of the sake of a fair fight, could you give me a five seco-”

“No.” Cuddle then slammed his arm downwards at Pinzu, who had just barely jumped out of the way.

“ATHA!!! THOOL!!!” Pinzu yelled, taking out his shattered head from the taxi fight and lashing it’s fragmented skull at Cuddle’s arm…. This didn’t actually do anything noteable to Cuddles, and he simply flicked the weapon out of Pinzu’s hand, out the window, and into the ocean. “..... Tho abouth thhat thive thecond thead tha-” Cuddles raised his fist again to smash Pinzu, and Pinzu jetted off before he could become a Pinzcake like a true protagonist.

*Meanwhile, in the afterlife(?)*

Peat twiddled his thumbs in purgatory, waiting for his angel lawyer to get back to him. He really wasn’t sure why he hasn’t been allowed to transcend yet, but he hopped it was a for a good reason. Purgatory was pretty fucking boring, all things considered. I mean, there was a Connect 4 table and some magazines, but no cute girls to oogle at! I mean yeah, he was fucking married, but god dammit, Peat will and always will be a lady killer, even in death!!!... The fact Peat was married at all was a miracle, by the way. If it weren’t for the fact that there was only, like, 4 anthropomorphic males in the universe, he’d most likely would have never even been touched by a girl in his life. He would have continued to think about how much of a failure he would have been if there were an equal amount of guys and girls in the world, however, the news came.

“Good fuckin news, my child!” the Angel said, passing him some papers “You’re not fuckin dead!”

“... Huh?” Peat asked, looking over the papers.

“Yup, fuckin turns out someone used a fuckin Forced Revival close enough to your fuckin body to fuckin bring you back from fuckin death's door! There was a REAAAAAAALLY fuckin intense debate whether or not being fuckin somewhat on the edge of the radius of a fuckin Forced Revival fuckin counted, or being entirely fuckin in it was the only way for it to fuckin take effect, but we finally fuckin came to the conclusion if the littlest fuckin atom of you touches the fuckin radius, it should bring you fuckin back. So you’re not fuckin dead!”

Peat sorta looked at the paper, and at the angel’s dumb little smile back and forth a few times, trying to process what was going on “... U-uh, awesome! Wow, that’s really awesome! Thanks man, like, shit!” Peat responded, getting up to shake her hand.

“You are very fuckin welcome sir! Also, as a way of saying “fuckin sorry” for wasting so much of your time, we’re going to fully restore your body, so you won’t have AIDS anymore!”

Peat paused shaking “.... I had AIDS”

“Yup!” The angel gleefully said. “Stuck your fuckin dick in a few too many slut sluts, my child!”

“.... Well shit, I guess this was for the best, then. Well thank you again for all the help, I really appreciate it!”

“It was my fuckin pleasure, sir. Now get the fuck back in there and show the fuckin world what Peat is fuckin made of!!!” She cheered on

“I fuckin will! Thank you!”

“Don’t steal my only character trait, asshole.”

“..... Character trait?”

“GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!” Instantaneously, the angel zapped Peat with a bolt of lightning, banishing him from purgatory, and back into the realm of the living.

***

Peat’s remains, all of which was used in the metal raft, regenerated above the raft, causing it to fall into several pieces of junk. He landed onto his feet, then began feeling himself up to make sure he was all in one piece.

“I’M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!” He yelled with glee, raising his fists into the air. He then took a look around himself…. Yup, he was on a sinking ship with no lifeboats….. “.... Well shit.” he muttered to himself. Well, at least he got to live for a little bit longer. “How the fuck did I even end up on this-”

“HIIIII PEEEEEAAAAAAT!!!” A voice rang out in the distance. Peat could recognize that annoying voice from anywhere.

“.... QP….. Yeah, you know what, that makes all this make a little bit more sense.” Peat muttered to himself before giving a response QP could hear. Peat spoke again, this time at a volume that QP could hear from across the boat. “HEEEEEEEEEEEEY, QP, HOW YOU DOING!?” Peat’s gaze suddenly fixated on the girl she was holding, being a very, very tired Syura… And also the fact both were caked in pudding. Thankfully, QP had managed to zip up her pirate raincoat to hide her exposed titties and redressed Syura to the best of her ability (She stored Syura’s school scarf in Syura’s inventory, cause she couldn’t tie it on right).

“... Any reason you-” Peat suddenly cut himself off. QP being covered in pudding was nothing special. “Any reason Syura is both covered in pudding and looks like she’s on death’s door?” He then took a quick sniff… “Also, why do you smell like sex and concealed shame?”

“Oh uh- Wait….. What does concealed shame smell like?” To answer QP’s question, Peat extended his arm and grabbed Kai, who was absentmindedly walking by checking out some cool revolvers he found in the captain’s quarters, and shoved his head into the smelling radius of QP. “..... Ooooooooh.”

“H-hey… W-why are you sniffing me?” Kai asked, trying not to blush after being sniffed up by a cute dog girl. “Also Peat, aren't you-”

“Shut the hell up Kai.” Peat then tossed Kai to the side “ But yeah, why do you smell like that?”

“..... QP’s trying a new perfume?” QP badly lied.

“.... They sell ladies perfume that smells like sex and concealed shame?”

“Isn’t….. That what all perfume smells like?” Syura butted in.

“True.” Both Peat and QP said at the same time. This conversation would probably keep going until QP finally absentmindedly told Peat she was tongue deep in Syura a few minutes ago, but thankfully, the only virgin on the boat decided he didn’t get enough screen time yet.

“What the hell just happened?” Kai asked, popping back into the picture from behind QP.

“ARF!?!” QP barked, surprised by Kai’s sudden reappearance, followed by dropping Syura onto the fucking floor like an animal. “AAAAAA!!! QP’S SORRY!!!”

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuurg.” Syura groaned, vagina in too much pain to respond.

“Oh crap. Is she hurt?” Kai asked. “.... Also, aren’t you dead?” Kai then asked Peat, remembering him getting his brains blown out a short while ago.

“No.” Peat responded rather bluntly… Kai would argue this fact, but, seeing how he’s not dead, Kai doesn’t have much along the lines of an argument for him being dead.

“.... I mean…” Before Kai could make more of an ass of himself, QP helped up Syura, who was then able to get back on two feet.

“Guys, not to… Ruin this touching moment… But.” Syura took several pauses due to lack of energy. “... The ship is sorta…. Sinking.” Everyone took a quick look around… Yeah, the ship was pretty tiny at this point. About only 20% of it was actually above water, and it was also sort of accelerating overtime, which meant…. Yeah, they had like 10 minutes before their solid ground was gone.

“Shhhhhhit.” Kai responded. “Alright, so… I’ve noticed we have no lifeboats on this shit, least none that I can see.”

“Nope!” QP happily responded… Don’t ask.

“... Right, so, how do we get out of here?” The gang took a moment to think, however, before their thinking session could get them anywhere good, a second wave of plush rabbits from Krila’s ship jumped from Krila’s boat, and onto the S.S Pudding. “Aaaaaah, shit, we don’t have time for this!!!”

“Wait… Kai… I have an idea.” Syura groaned.

“What?”

“Stab me….” Syura quickly did some mental math before continuing “.... Twice in the chest with your swords.”

“What, why?”

“Don’t worry, just do it.” As the rabbits closed in, Kai stabbed the red-headed girl twice in the tit. This action caused her to reach 1 HP, thus go into BEYOND HELL mode. “OKAY, NOW TOSS ME THOSE SWORDS!!!”

“...... Uuuuuuh…. K?” Kai then tossed Syura his two supercool cutlass swords.

“ALRIGHT, LET EM’ RIP!!!!” With blades and new found energy in hand, Syura broke into a mach-speed spin, turning into a deadly bladed top of whirling mass destruction. Upon hitting top spin-speed, she took off,spinning clean into to oncoming rabbit hoard, sending masses of shredded fabric and fluff all around. To not get sliced and diced themselves, Peat, QP, and Kai backed up into the captains quarters, too distracted by Syura to notice the obvious rape scene that Pinzu and Syura had left behind in there.. Well, Kai already saw it, but being a mere lowly virgin, his knowledge on the art of sex was too low for him to know what a room would look like after hot rape sex.

***
Pinzu barged through the door from the lower decks of Krila’s ship and onto the top. Krila and the rabbit's attention were immediately taken from lighting Saki on fire to this new intruder.

“What the… YOU’RE DEAD!!!” Krila yelled at Pinzu, who was not dead.

“I goth bether” Shrugged Pinzu, trying to act cool, spite lisping due to his broken teeth, who immediately united Saki in a flash, put her on his shoulders, and ran for the front of the ship, still being chased by Constable Cuddles, who while chasing them, accidently stepped on a “BIG BANG BELL” card Saki placed secretly while being dragged into Krila’s domain. As soon as he did, a massive, moon sized energy ball appeared far above the ship, and began descending towards Krila’s ship. Krila stared at the the bell for a few seconds… Then got onto the lifeboat next to her, cut the ropes holding it up, and began rowing away for dear life, all while having a really solid 10/10 poker face on.

***

Syura continues to spin uncontrollably, destroying what few bunnies that were left.

“So, how is this going to help us get off this ship!?” Yelled Peat, trying to get talk over the rapid spinning and slicing noises Syura was making.

“I DON’T KNOW, I DIDN’T THINK THAT FAR AHEAD!!! I JUST THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A COOL WAY TO KILL THE RABBITS!!!” Syura yelled back, losing control of her spinning. She soon began spinning towards the broken metal raft, and crashed into it. However, due to her incredible mach speed of spinning, she had absorbed one of the broken laws of physics it was made of, causing a large, blue flaming explosion. QP tried to jump in to save Syura, but Kai held her back, trying to block her eyes from the disaster… However, Syura did not explode, rather, as the DuckTales Moon Theme played, she had absorbed the broken laws of physics, and began to….. Ascend?

Kai slowly uncovered QP’s eyes as his, along with everyone else’s jaws began to slowly drop. Because of her absorbed broken law, her spinning began to calculate as “capable of airborne flight”, thus, her liftoff had begun. With no other choice to escape, Kai, QP, and Peat all booked it towards Syura. Kai grabbed Syura’s leg, QP grabbed his leg, and Peat grabbed her leg, and together, they took off to save Saki and Pinzu.

***

Pinzu made it to the front of the ship, only to be met with a dead end in the form of the ship ending… Who would have guessed? Constable Cuddles had corned him and Saki, surely this was the end of the line of Pinzu’s journey, and with no way to capitalize on his reincarnation factor whenever he dies, Roblox Sweet Breaker will surely take his soul. He was fucked. Constable Cuddles raised his fluffy bunny arm, ready to smash the two totally lovers… Only to begin looking at something else entirely from above, and lower his arm in confusion.

Pinzu and Saki turned around, to see Syura spinning like a top flying through the air towards them with Kai, QP, and Peat hanging off her like a monkey chain. As they closed in, Saki leapt to grab onto Peat’s leg, followed by Pinzu grabbing onto her legs. Constable Cuddles looked around, but seeing how Majora’s Moon sized ball of yellow and green energy was closing in fast, he grabbed onto Pinzu’s leg to escape as well.

The team looked back at the ships, the S.S Pudding finally submerging with almost all of QP and Syura’s stuff on it, and as Krila’s ship exploded in apocalyptic glory as the Bell finally closed in on it. Pinzu wanted to ask Peat how the fuck he was alive, but at this point, he really didn’t have anything to say. Nobody had anything to say to anybody during this, they just went with the flow, flying towards Kiriko’s space pillar, since it was the closest reference to dry land they had.
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