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Wario's Smashing New Business	By : FireDragon400 Category: +S through Z > Super Smash Brothers Views: 9997 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I make no money from this story. All characters are owned by Nintendo and their subsidiaries. This is a parody story and any resemblance to actual events is unintentional.

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(Chapter inspired by this image: https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/sample/__captain_falcon_link_and_palutena_kid_icarus_uprising_and_etc_drawn_by_boris_noborhys__sample-4906cfd7c18d88f7c506d7429d1ad66d.jpg)
Everyone thought being a goddess would be a dream job. Unlimited power. The ability to rule over thousands of people who worship your very existence. Never needing to subject anyone to one’s horrid cooking skills. But for Palutena, being a goddess was also kinda boring. Sure, her head angel Pit could be counted on for some mild amusement, if only to tease, but he tended to be a bit too straight-laced, leaving Palutena unfulfilled in more… personal matters. And it’s not like anyone else in Skyworld ever thinks of her as a woman. Sure, being a goddess is cool and all, but even a goddess has needs and sometimes being a deity gets in the way of that.
Then, something happened. On a whim, Palutena decided to check up, via her cauldron, on Princess Peach. She watched as Peach and Princess Daisy tried to fight Wario in a Smash battle and were defeated by the disgusting man. That didn’t interest Palutena too much, but what happened next did. She watched as Wario took the two women into his house’s basement, where he tied them up and raped the two girls. Watching the perverted freak pound the two princesses and making them scream and whimper should have alerted the goddess, but instead she looked intrigued. She continued to watch them as Wario trained them to be his sex slave maids, and her body started to get aroused from the rough treatment the girls were going through. Soon enough, whenever Palutena checked in on the trio, she would strip her gown off, knead her breast with one hand, and finger her pussy with the other. Watching the two Princesses become sex toys was just so, so hot!
A few weeks later, Mona showed up at Wario’s house and suggested he use his talents to open up a restaurant that pimped out all the notable girls in Nintendo World. Images of being a whore, fucking whoever she was commanded to, and giving all the profits to her pimp Wario, filled Palutena’s head, making her body even hotter. She continued to watch as Wario got Captain Falcon to join their little group and they enslaved Princess Zelda. She couldn’t really feign concern about that. Zelda was always a little bitch, so being a sex slave was just a natural endpoint for her. Even then, Palutena figured she could even out slut Zelda easily, making more money in a day than she could make in a month. After that, she watched as Ganondorf lured Rosalina into a trap, conquered her, and then sold her to Wario. She should be concerned about Ganondorf and Bowser taking over Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom respectively, but the rapes and sexual conquering was clouding her mind, bringing back terrible memories.
Many years ago, Palutena’s eternal nemesis, Medusa, had once taken over the goddess’ body, using her image to brutally conquer the humans below and establish an era of darkness and tyranny. Eventually, Pit was able to rescue her, but there was one moment that she remembered fondly. To further sully Palutena’s reputation, Medusa took her body out among the people and told them they could take out all their frustrations on her sexually. She would spend the next three days doing nothing but being fucked and gang raped. While Palutena could not control her body, she could still feel it, and being used and abused like that was such an amazing feeling. It made her feel feminine. Wonderful. Free. It was a feeling she had never experienced before and was desperate to feel again.
Palutena noticed that she had a Smash battle against Captain Falcon scheduled soon. She looked at her fingers, covered in her free-flowing juices after another orgasm from fapping, and felt unfulfilled. That cemented her decision.
Captain Falcon’s life had gotten so wonderful these past few weeks. He used to be a showy but straight-laced bounty hunter and racer, but after joining up with Wario, he had changed his tune. The biggest benefit was all the sex. Never in his wildest dreams did he think he would ever be able to fuck Princess Peach, Daisy, Zelda, and Rosalina, but he not only accomplished that task, but had done it multiple times. His mind wandered to the opponent he was facing today, Palutena of Skyworld, and he imagined fucking her as well, the mighty goddess squirming helplessly and screaming in pleasure under him as he plowed his cock into her heavenly pussy. The racer got hard thinking about it and had to be snapped out of it when his sexy opponent revealed herself to him. Something about her seemed different, though. Palutena was always sexy as hell, but for whatever reason, she seemed extra sexy today.
Seeing Falcon’s horny expression, Palutena smiled. Her plan was already working. Buying the sexiest perfume she could find on the Internet (Yes, her cauldron has Wi-fi), and enhancing it with an aphrodisiac of her own creation (well, her and Viridi’s creation), the goddess wanted to make sure the Captain’s hormones went into overdrive to enact her plan. The two began their battle, but it became obvious early on that neither were interested in fighting. Palutena was mostly dodging, very rarely attacking, but moving in such a way to emphasize her tits and ass and ended every motion to make her look as sexy as possible. Falcon, meanwhile, had a very visible tent in his pants and he could barely contain his lust as the perfume overwhelmed his senses. Eventually, Falcon managed to connect with a Falcon Punch and slammed Palutena into the ground. Seeing her prone form lying before him, the woman moaning while jutting her breasts out, was the final straw for the Captain.
Seeing him walk over, Palutena had a feeling her plan was finally working. She was about to surrender and try some real foreplay, but then Falcon bent down and ripped off the top of the goddess’ dress, exposing her large tits to the world. Shocked at how bold he was getting, Palutena wasn’t ready for the good Captain to unzip his pants, freeing his cock from its prison. And what a wonderful cock it was. She had seen it before when it was plowing that little tart Zelda in the cauldron, but seeing it in person was a different story. Not wasting any time, the horny Captain picked up the defeated goddess, flipped her around, and wrapped an arm around her waist, pinning her to her opponent. Tossing her dress aside, the bounty hunter was delighted to see the goddess was going commando. He guided his cock to her glistening opening and lowered her onto his rod, lifting her left leg up so he could get deeper.
Shocked at how fast things were proceeding, Palutena had a look of surprise and concern as the cock invaded her pussy. She was hoping to engage in some sexy foreplay first, maybe give Falcon a tit fucking or something beforehand. Going straight into the fucking was something she wasn’t prepared for, but she did nothing to stop him except raise her arms up subconsciously so they wouldn’t get in the way.
When Falcon fully plunged his cock in, the goddess rolled her eyes back and groaned at how wonderful it felt being impaled like that. Her holes had tightened back up in the many years since her days as a rape toy, so it didn’t take much for Falcon’s cock to stretch her opening. Palutena couldn’t believe she hadn’t done this earlier, the feeling of a cock in her pussy was even greater than she remembered, and it took several seconds for her to regain her senses and continue with her plan.
Said plan once again got sidetracked as Falcon started his pumping. All rational thought left the Goddess of Light’s mind as the mighty cock rammed in and out of her tight snatch, her constant arousal giving him all the lubrication he needed to slam deep into her womb. The feeling was heavenly for the green-haired woman, making her unable to form any words other than asking for more. Getting even hornier from her egging him on, Falcon continued to pump harder. He looked like he was using the woman as a living masturbatory aid, an image Palutena had no problem embracing. Her only wish is that he had turned her around first so she could have wrapped her legs around his waist and he could lick and chew her boobs while they fucked.
After a short while, the horny Captain could hold on no longer and groaned in pleasure, jamming her down on his cock as far as she could go as he let loose inside her pussy. Feeling the racer’s jizz inside her body felt so wonderful for Palutena that she struggled to find words to describe it. Once he was done, Falcon let go of Palutena. Unable to support herself, the goddess fell down on the ground, panting in delight. She felt the jizz leak out of her cunt and stream down her leg and smiled. That was the good stuff. After catching her breath, Palutena slowly got up on her knees and turned around to face her lover. Bending forward, she took his flaccid cock in her mouth and began to lick up all the juices left behind, savoring the taste.
Just then, Wario showed up and was completely shocked at what was happening. Noticing his presence, Palutena quickly finished cleaning the beautiful tool and stood up to face the fat man, boobs still bare. She told him her proposition. She would help Wario obtain as many beautiful women as he could handle for his upcoming little club and she would help train them in being sexy little whores. In return, she would be one of his whores in the club, but would be able to pick which clients she took on. The fat man was shocked at her proposal and wanted to accept readily, but his prior experiences taught him never to look a good horse in the mouth. He told her he wasn’t sure she was serious and wanted to know what her catch was.
Giggling at his expected skepticism, Palutena told him there was no other catch and to let her prove it to him. Closing her eyes, the goddess was enveloped in a bright light. When it disappeared, Wario and Captian Falcon’s eyes bulged. She was completely naked save for her necklace and tiara. Kneeling before Wario, Palutena looked up at his gigantic face. Putting forth her best “come hither” look, Palutena begged the new pimp to take her on as a whore, to make her a real slut. She put her arms behind her and began to jiggle her big tits in front of him, mesmerizing both men quite easily. Seeing that Wario was close to accepting, Palutena decided to go for the killer move. Reaching to the treasure hunter’s crotch, she unzipped his pants and pulled out his thick rod.
Surprised by how much bigger and thicker it was than Captain Falcon’s cock, Palutena grinned as she wrapped her delicate hands around his shaft and began to pump it. Hearing him immediately groan in pleasure, the goddess smiled. Leaning forward, she began to lick the tip. He tasted much more disgusting than she imagined most men tasted, but that only added to the allure, a woman of such heavenly beauty such as herself submitting to someone as ugly and disgusting as Wario. After wetting his cock with her tongue, Palutena began to try and take his massive cock into her mouth. To Wario’s shock, she actually managed to get the entire thing down her throat without gagging! Looking up to see the man’s big, toothy grin, Palutena felt prideful at pleasing him so much. She began to pump his cock up and down, taking the time to lick the shaft and employing all the techniques she unintentionally learned from her time as Medusa’s body puppet.
Wario was in heaven right now. Sure, the other princesses had grown in their blowjob skills, but Palutena was showing exactly why a Goddess trumped a Princess in every way. She felt him ready to explode almost immediately, and slowed down her work. She began to lightly tease the cock, keeping it stiff but not on the brink. Once he was let down enough, she resumed her blowjob, quickly getting Wario groaning yet again. He called her a little slut and complimented her skills, calling her a natural first-class whore. Hearing the degrading names made Palutena smile as she thanked Wario for the compliment. Eventually, Wario could hold on no longer and began to explode. Instead of swallowing, however, Palutena directed the cock to spray his jizz all over her face and chest. Wario told her next time to swallow, but the Goddess responded that she wanted to wear his jizz as a badge of pride, as she used a finger to wipe up a dollop of sperm and swallow it, savoring the stinky and disgusting taste.
Grinning at her response, Wario patted her on the head and told her to get ready to head back, as he accepted her terms. Ecstatic, Palutena thanked her new Master and once again closed her eyes. One flash of light later, she was wearing clothes again, but a more perverted look. She was wearing a bra and panties combo that resembled her old dress, but were completely made of metal and made to resemble a slave bikini. She also had shackles attached to her ankles and wrists with a short chain connecting the two. Completing the ensemble was a collar around her neck that resembled her old necklace, with a chain leash attached. Gathering up the leash, the kneeling woman presented it to her new owner, thanking him for the privilege of being his whore.
Taking the chain leash in hand, Wario grinned even wider as his cock was becoming hard yet again. Yes, she would make a wonderful whore. Tugging at the leash, he began to walk his new pet home as Captain Falcon tagged along, eager at the thought of fucking this holy beauty even more. Palutena giggled as she crawled along. Pit was going to go nuts when he found out what she did, but she would convince him to calm down and accept her demotion, one way or another. Besides, if she really did need to go and leave this new life behind, she still retained her powers and could literally walk out without anyone stopping her. Plus, she was immortal. After a few decades as a sex-crazed whore, she’d probably get it out of her system and eventually go back to being the Goddess of Light. This was more of a long vacation.
Palutena may have been the Goddess of Light, but she was still a girl deep down.
And sometimes, girls just wanted to have some fun.
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