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Ninja Gaiden Koibito

By: Tycho
folder +A through F › Dead or Alive
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 75
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Disclaimer: I do not own Dead or Alive, Rumble Roses or Bayonetta, nor any of the characters herein. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Ninja Roses: Half-time Show

Ninja Roses: Half-time Show

“What?” Tina asked, slack-jawed. Her arm tightened around the shoulders of the ebony skinned beauty seated before her.

“Anesthesia is my sister.” Lisa repeated, taking a deep breath and staring at the carpet intently.

Ryu felt his stomach sink and he saw the shock and surprise in Tina’s eyes as well. Tina took a step back from Lisa’s chair and came around to stand next to Ryu. Dixie Clemets glanced concernedly at Tina’s shocked face. Candy Cane and Miss Spencer sat on the bed, watching nervously.

“You never mentioned a sister.” Tina said quietly, her eyes narrow. “Why wouldn’t you tell me about her? Especially since she’s a mad scientist.”

“I… I was ashamed of what we’d done.” Lisa buried her face in her hands, fighting back tears. “Anesthesia represented everything I hated about myself. She was dead to me ever since she tried stopping me from releasing Hayate from Project Epsilon. When I heard that Beta-117 and Alpha-152 had destroyed their lab… I was convinced that she truly had died. I never told you, Tina, because I was ashamed to admit I was related to a monster like her. But I thought she was dead! I thought it wouldn’t matter…I was wrong.”

“Yeah.” Tina nodded, her face was a portrait of conflicted emotion. “I guess so.”

“Tina, I’m sorry.” Lisa looked up at the blond wrestler, tears streaming down her cheeks. “Forgive me.”

“Lisa…” Tina walked forward slowly and took Lisa’s hands in her own and brought her to her feet. Tina cupped Lisa’s cheek in her palm and looked into her dark eyes. “Of course I forgive you. I love you.”

“Tina…” Lisa whispered her name before Tina pulled her into a deep, lingering kiss.

Ryu smiled, and for a moment all seemed right. Candy Cane gave Miss Spencer a furtive glance as they watched Lisa and Tina kiss. Miss Spencer caught Candy Cane’s eye and blushed fiercely, but the corner of her mouth curled up into a smile. When their kiss ended, Lisa wiped away her tears and cleared her throat.

“We have to stop her, whatever she’s doing here.” Lisa nodded resolutely. “I just… I have no idea why she would be here.”

“Why would this Anesthesia brainwash me?” Miss Spencer asked. “I am certainly no ninja. What would she want with me?”

“This has to have something to do with the corruption that Benikage was here to investigate.” Tina chewed her lower lip in thought. “So, what, maybe she’s just trying to fix the fights? But using a brainwashed English teacher? That doesn’t make sense!”

“Indeed.” Ryu brooded. “Though Mistress Spencer was an incredibly formidable opponent.”

“I was?” Miss Spencer asked. “I…well I wouldn’t have thought I had it in me.”

“You’ve got some fire in ya, teach.” Candy Cane giggled. “But if Anesthesia made a sex-goddess out of Miss Spencer… holy crap, just think what she could get out of a girl who’s already trained for Rumble Roses XXX!”

“Even so, this just doesn’t sound like the Anesthesia I knew.” Lisa shook her head. “She thrived off of making weapons out of people. She got a real kick out of controlling them. Making the ultimate sex-machine doesn’t seem nearly maniacal enough for a power-hungry psychopath like her. There has to be something more to all this.”

“Ryu, you went to see her.” Tina turned to him. “What happened during your physical?”

“She examined my body.” Ryu shifted uncomfortably. “She then told me she required a specimen.”

“Don’t tell me.” Lisa sighed. “She wasn’t talking about urine.”

“No.” Ryu shook his head slowly. “Anesthesia used her hands and I… supplied the specimen.”

“She jerked you off?” Candy Cane asked incredulously, still seated on the bed behind them.

“Miss Welsh!” Miss Spencer admonished the young girl. “Such vulgarity!”

“She promised me that the sample would be destroyed after her tests were completed.” Ryu continued, his voice low. “If I had known she was lying…”

“Like I said, Ryu, Anesthesia is a master manipulator.” Lisa comforted him. “What else happened?”

“She needed to take readings on my physical performance.” Ryu felt his stomach sink even lower. “There was a machine Anesthesia used to gather the data; a mechanical woman.”

“An android?” Lisa frowned. “What did she call it?”

“Lady X.” Ryu saw a glimmer of recognition in Lisa’s eyes. “You know of it?”

“Anesthesia built a female android for use during Hayate’s indoctrination sessions.” Lisa scowled. “Hayate, or Ein as we called him at the time, was her puppet, but he was still a man. She fashioned her ‘Lady X’ to service Hayate when his pent-up sexual need began interfering with her experiments.”

“You had sex with a robot?” Tina looked sideways at Ryu. “Was it…good?”

“Not compared to the women in this room.” Ryu returned her gaze and was relieved when Tina gave him a wink.

“A ninja screwin’ a robot.” Dixie whistled. “Should’a sold tickets.”

“So Anesthesia brainwashed me in the medical station?” Miss Spencer asked, her voice filled with concern. “Do you think she… did anything to me… as in…”

“A woman doesn’t master sex like you did without practice.” Candy Cane spoke up.

“Candy’s right.” Lisa nodded. “Anesthesia must have trained you in sexual techniques.”

“Oh dear.” Miss Spencer blushed and turned to Ryu. “Are you going to stop her?”

Ryu nodded firmly.

“One problem.” Tina held up a hand. “Candy was sent to the medical station after her match with Mistress Spencer. I went to check on her while you were heading to the arena, Ryu. Anesthesia wasn’t there, and the rear lab was open and completely empty.”

“Where could she be?” Dixie asked.

“We’ll have to wait for her next move.” Lisa chewed her lower lip. “I don’t like it, but I’m fresh out of leads.”

“Maybe she just ran.” Dixie spoke up.

“Why would she run?” Miss Spencer asked hesitantly, a glimmer of hope in her eyes.

“Her plan, whatever it was, went to hell in a hand-basket when Ryu and Candy knocked you out of her control.” Dixie shrugged. “Maybe she knew it was time to high-tail it out of Dodge.”

“Perhaps.” Lisa nodded, still frowning, and stood. “I need to send out some messages from the computer up front. Tina?”

“I’m going to talk with the Rumble Roses XXX directors and find out what they knew about Anesthesia.” Tina rubbed Lisa’s arm encouragingly.

“I’m comin’ with ya.” Dixie said. “The two of us pulled in more money for those creeps than anyone else except probably Ryu here. They ain’t gonna ignore both of us!”

With a confident nod, Tina led Dixie out of the bedroom. Lisa caught Ryu’s eye and then glanced over at Candy Cane stroking Miss Spencer’s shoulders as the older woman continued to wring her hands nervously. Ryu nodded his understanding to Lisa and she left, making her way to the front of the tour bus, closing the bedroom door behind her.

“I am so sorry for what I did to you, Miss Welsh.” Miss Spencer wiped a tear from her eye and clutched at the front of her robe. Her dominatrix outfit was barely visible beneath the red fabric.

“Muriel, call me Candy.” Candy Cane squeezed Miss Spencer’s shoulder. “And it wasn’t really you.”

“Anesthesia is to blame.” Ryu nodded in agreement. “You were not in control of your actions.”

“And it wasn’t all bad.” Candy Cane grinned. “They had to take me out on a stretcher because I came so damn hard! Muriel, you had me squealing like… hell, like a school girl!”

“I have no memory of that.” Miss Spencer shook her head. “I remember nothing of Anesthesia or what she did to me, or anything before I regained control of my mind after the two of you… made me come… back.”

“What is it?” Candy Cane asked as she saw Miss Spencer’s eyes drift toward Ryu.

“Perhaps… perhaps my memory requires… stimulation.” Miss Spencer spoke softly.

“I believe Lisa may require my assistance.” Ryu bowed and turned to leave.

“Give us a couple hours,” Candy Cane called after him, grinning excitedly. “We should be warmed up by then.”

Ryu heard Miss Spencer gasp with delight as he closed the bedroom door behind him. He made his way to the front and found Lisa sitting in front of Tina’s computer console. Ryu stepped up behind her and placed a hand on Lisa’s shoulder.

“I’ve just sent out a few inquiries.” Lisa gave him a brave smile before returning to her gaze to the computer screen. She typed out several emails in the span of a few seconds, her fingers blurring with incredible speed over the keys. “I’m not getting a response from…. Oh, wait, there she is.”

A video window appeared on screen, showing the face of a young Chinese girl panting breathlessly, her dark hair dangling in front of her left eye.

“Leifang, finally!” Lisa sighed with relief. “Are you all right? When you didn’t respond, I feared the worst.”

“Lisa!” Leifang smiled, her face covered with sweat. “And Ryu! It has been far too long, my friends!”

“Leifang.” Ryu returned her smile and bowed.

“It is imperative that you and Hitomi join us immediately.” Lisa spoke quickly. “Can you contact Hitomi for me?”

“Actually, she’s here.” Leifang blushed. Suddenly Ryu and Lisa heard a string of German curses over the computer speakers.

“Are you two in danger?” Ryu asked, his hands curling into fists. “Where are Eliot and Jann Lee?”

“They’re here too.” Leifang turned a much darker shade of scarlet.

“What’s going on, Leifang?” Lisa asked.

“Where do I start?” Leifang smiled nervously. “It started when Ryu left with Christie and Kokoro.”


* * *

“Ja! Ja!” Hitomi squealed with pleasure as Eliot’s shaft pumped her nubile body. The young boy’s toned chest rubbed against Hitomi’s bare back as he lay on top of her, pinning her against the bed, taking her from behind. “Oh, Eliot!”

“Ah! Yes! So tight!” Eliot gasped, straining against Hitomi’s lithe, naked body, trying to sink his cock as deep as possible into her hot depths.

“That’s the way, Eliot!” Jann Lee called on the other side of the bed before once again burying his face between Leifang’s creamy breasts. His body was toned to perfection, muscles rippling with strength as he thrust his hips between Leifang’s creamy thighs, driving his manhood into her moist nether lips.

“Jann Lee!” Leifang screamed, clawing at her lover’s back while his lips suckled her breasts, his tongue teasing her sensitive nipples. Leifang undulated beneath Jann Lee’s powerful body, churning his hard cock deep inside her to glorious effect. “Harder, Jann Lee! HARDER!”

Jann Lee grasped Leifang’s shoulders in his hands, his arms flexing as he threw himself into the Chinese girl without restraint. He howled as his hips turned into a blur between Leifang’s spread legs. His loins slapped loudly against her and the each impact drew a strangled cry of ecstasy from Leifang’s delicate lips.

“I want that, Eliot!” Hitomi moaned, watching as Jann Lee pounded into her friend just inches away. She saw Leifang’s eyes squeeze shut, listened to her screams of pleasure. “Do that to me!”

Eliot came up on his knees and Hitomi followed his lead, rising up with him. The young boy reached out and grasped Hitomi’s wrists in either hand. With a loud battle cry, Eliot pulled Hitomi into him, thrusting his slim hips forward at the same time. His throbbing shaft drove into Hitomi’s dripping wet vessel, his testicles slapping up against the nub of her clitoris.

“Ja! Das ist so gut!” Hitomi squealed as Eliot yanked hard on her arms, arching her back as he hammered her from behind. Her sky blue eyes rolled back as she lost herself in the pleasure of Eliot’s relentless shaft.

“Hitomi!” Leifang’s voice was strained. Jann Lee’s muscled body moved against her at a breakneck pace, filling her again and again. “He’s in….aaaaaghh!!!... He’s inside me… so… so deep!”

“I know…Leifang!” Hitomi squeaked, her modest breasts jiggling wildly beneath her as Eliot continued rutting into her. “My Eliot is…aaaahh….so strong!”

“Nnnnnghaaa!” Eliot cried, speeding up his thrusts and slamming into Hitomi’s slender buttocks as fast as he could. “Come, my love! Come!”

“Almost there!” Hitomi gasped, giving Eliot a sweaty grin over shoulder. “Just…aaaahhh…keep…YES!”

“Rrraaaghh!” Jann Lee growled, gazing into Leifang’s dark eyes as he continued thrusting wildly between her silky thighs. “Come for me, Leifang!”

“Jann…Lee… Oh YES! I’m going to…” Leifang squirmed beneath him, her fingernails leaving red scratch marks across his back. “So good! You are…AAAAAAHHHHH!!!”

Leifang screamed, her eyes going wide as her orgasm exploded through her. Her inner muscles clamped down on Jann Lee’s raging cock just he let loose an eruption of his hot seed deep inside her. Jann Lee reared back his head and howled his signature battle cry as he came.

“ELIOT! OOOOOHHHH!!!” Hitomi cried out as she climaxed, her eyes rolling back in ecstasy.

Eliot slammed his hips forward and pulled Hitomi tight against his loins, sinking his shaft to the hilt inside Hitomi’s slick sheath as his testicles clenched. His seed began shooting into his lover’s depths.

Four voices cried out in pleasure, voicing their release for several long moments before resorting to desperately gasping for air as they collapsed on the bed. Eliot fell on top of Hitomi’s shuddering body while Jann Lee rested his head against Leifang’s soft bosom.

“What… what got into you two?” Hitomi asked breathlessly. “That was insane!”

“I concur.” Leifang breathed deeply, stroking Jann Lee’s spiky hair affectionately. “This was… quite unexpected.”

“We had to listen to you two girls fooling around with each other.” Jann Lee grouched, propping himself up on his elbow and looking down at Leifang.

“We decided during the street fighting tournament that we had had enough.” Eliot nodded, giving Hitomi a stern look as she rolled onto her back beneath him.

“Enough?” Hitomi raised an eyebrow.

“Of you two doing each other.” Jann Lee said earnestly.

“You want Hitomi and me to stop seeing one another?” Leifang blinked with shock.

“Yes.” Jann Lee nodded seriously.

“Eliot, is this true?” Hitomi asked, gazing up at her lover.

“It is.” Eliot answered.

“Nein.” Hitomi shook her head.

“No.” Leifang agreed. “Never.”

“What?” Jann Lee scoffed. “Leifang, are we together or not?”

“Of course we are.” Leifang cupped his cheek, her expression soft and adoring.

“Then aren’t I enough for you?” Jann Lee asked.

“Hitomi?” Eliot asked hesitantly.

“I love you, Eliot.” Hitomi smiled up at him. “But Leifang and I… we still love each other.”

“I don’t love you any less, Jann Lee.” Leifang caressed her man’s face.

“So that’s it?” Jann Lee asked. “Eliot and I have girlfriends who get it on with each other?”

“Is that really so bad?” Leifang gave Jann Lee a sly grin.

“Yeah, Eliot.” Hitomi grinned. “Use your imagination, guys.”

“Maybe…maybe they have a point.” Eliot swallowed, glancing at Leifang’s full breasts beneath Jann Lee’s incredulous face.

“Eliot, look, I think you’re a great kid, but…” Jann Lee shook his head emphatically.

“No, you idiot!” Leifang slapped Jann Lee’s cheek playfully. “Not that!”

“Can’t you two share?” Hitomi giggled as she crawled out from under Eliot.

“As two friends should?” Leifang smiled, scooting away from Jann Lee.

The two girls crawled toward each other on their hands and knees across the bed. They both came to a stop, kneeling in front of each other, their knees touching. Hitomi leaned in first, covering Leifang’s mouth in a leisurely kiss. Leifang brought her hands up, cupping Hitomi’s face in her palms as their kiss deepened.

Eliot moved forward, coming up behind Hitomi, his manhood growing erect as he watched the two girls kiss. The young boy reached out and slid his hands over the gentle curve of Hitomi’s bare butt, feeling her smooth skin.

Jann Lee took a deep breath and crawled behind Leifang, fully aware of his arousal as he watched her kissing Hitomi. His right hand caressed Leifang’s bare back, massaging her shoulder while his stiff rod tapped against her lower back.

Eliot positioned himself and thrust up into Hitomi’s glistening nether lips, forcing a moan from his lover that was muffled into Leifang’s mouth. Pivoting on his knees, Eliot began a steady rhythm, resting his hands on Hitomi’s shoulders.

Jann Lee’s hard shaft slipped into Leifang’s warm canal a moment later. The Chinese man grabbed his lover’s hips and began grinding against her naked buttocks, churning his cock inside her.

“Mmmmmm…” Leifang moaned into Hitomi’s mouth as she felt Jann Lee’s hard length move within her. Her hands pulled the German girl’s head tighter against her, intensifying their kiss.

“Mmmppphh…” Hitomi’s eyes fluttered closed and she sent her tongue into Leifang’s mouth, dancing with her own silky tongue. Hitomi’s hands moved up to Leifang’s creamy breasts and she began gently groping the two orbs of soft flesh, tweaking her tender nipples. Leifang reciprocated, caressing Hitomi’s firm mounds while their lovers continued thrusting and grinding their cocks inside the two nubile girls.

“Is that all you’ve got?” Hitomi asked, breaking her kiss with Leifang for a moment.

“You want it faster?” Eliot inquired, renewing his grip on Hitomi’s hips, eager to oblige.

“Not you, darling.” Hitomi shook her head and looked past Leifang’s head. “Did you hear me, Jann Lee? Is that the best you can do?”

“I don’t hear Leifang complaining.” Jann Lee grimaced, twirling his hips in a circular pattern. He grunted with satisfaction as he felt Leifang’s toned butt rub against his abs.

“I don’t hear her at all.” Hitomi scoffed. “I want to hear Leifang screaming your name… think you can manage that?”

Jann Lee answered by increasing the tempo of his thrusts, more than doubling his speed. Leifang moaned pleasurably and pulled Hitomi into another kiss, expressing her gratitude. Then she broke their kiss and embraced the German girl, pressing their firm breasts together and giggling as their erect nipples poked against each other. Leifang set her chin on Hitomi’s shoulder and gave Eliot a shy grin.

“My…aaahh… Jann Lee is…ooohh… so strong!” Leifang exclaimed as Jann Lee pounded into her from behind. She stared straight into Eliot’s eyes as she moaned with delight. “Mmmmmnnaaahhh! It’s so big! So good! Hitomi, if you could just feel Jann Lee inside you…”

Eliot’s face turned a deep shade of scarlet as his temper flared. Gripping Hitomi’s hips firmly in his hands, Eliot surged his narrow hips forward, rutting into Hitomi’s slender buttocks with all his strength. The boy’s slender frame strained with sinewy muscle, driving his cock deep inside Hitomi’s lithe body with lightning speed.

“Eliot! Yes! That’s GOOD! Nnnnghaaa!” Hitomi squealed, her hands clawing at Leifang’s bare back as pleasure coursed through her. She caught Jann Lee’s eye and whimpered. “Leifang, my Eliot is… OOOH!... so…so FAST! He’s like fire inside me! I wish you could feel him inside you…”

Jann Lee snarled with contempt, and his muscular body rippled as he called upon all his strength, pumping his hard cock into Leifang’s shuddering body as fast as he could. A man with the build of Jann Lee could move very, very fast.

“Aaaagh! YES! Hhhhaaagghhh!” Leifang buried her face in Hitomi’s long brown hair, muffling her screams into the other girl’s shoulder.

“Aaaah! Oh…. Ja!” Hitomi’s eyes bulged with pleasant surprise as Jann Lee’s powerful thrusts pushed Leifang hard against her, forcing Hitomi back into Eliot’s relentlessly pumping shaft, sinking her lover’s manhood deeper still.

“Oooh!” Eliot huffed as Hitomi’s slender butt rammed into him. He retaliated, shoving his hips forward and propelling Hitomi into Leifang and driving her back onto Jann Lee’s waiting rod of throbbing flesh.

Back and forth, Eliot and Jann Lee thrust with all their might into Hitomi and Leifang, the two girls clinging desperately to each other as their men rode them both mercilessly. An impromptu battle had begun; Eliot and Jann Lee both seeking to demonstrate their sexual prowess. The bed rocked back and forth, creaking in protest as the two couples mated furiously.

“That’s it, Jann Lee!” Hitomi managed to gasp, hearing Leifang moan. “Twist your hips…ooohhh… She likes when you churn it inside! Nnnghaa!”

“Keep going, Eliot!” Leifang squealed, feeling Hitomi’s fingers rake down her back. “She likes it fast! I know you can go faster! Ooooh! Here…”

“AAAAHHH!” Eliot cried out with pleasure as he felt warm slender fingers grip his sac firmly. “Hitomi?”

“Not…me…JA!” Hitomi grinned into Leifang’s shoulder.

“Leifang!” Jann Lee gasped with a mixture of shock and anger as he noticed Leifang had slipped down between Hitomi’s legs. “What….aaahhh….are you….doing to Eliot....AAAAAHHHH!!!”

“THIS!” Hitomi shouted, reaching down and grabbing hold of Jann Lee’s testicles as they swung up beneath Leifang’s hips.

The two girls began kneading their lovers’ sacs in their hands, rolling their testicles back and forth as the boy and man continued thrusting into them from behind, voices crying out with ecstasy. Leifang locked gazes with Eliot, her eyes alit with lust as she gave his sac a firm squeeze each time he thrust into Hitomi. Jann Lee stared into Hitomi’s cute face, seeing the same aroused fire in her blue eyes as she rolled his sensitive spheres in her palm, giving him a tug with each stroke of his hips.

“I…I’m…gonna come!” Eliot gasped, still gazing into Leifang’s beautiful dark eyes.

“Nnnghaa…Come with me, Jann Lee!” Hitomi moaned, biting down on her lower lip.

“Hitomi…why…aaaaaarghhh!” Jann Lee shuddered with pleasure as Hitomi rolled his testicles around more forcefully. “Sorry….Eliot….”

“No…I’m sorry….YES, Leifang!” Eliot shouted as he felt Leifang’s soft hands squeeze him.

“Come for me, Eliot!” Leifang pleaded.

Eliot leaned forward, covering Leifang’s lush lips in a deep kiss. For a moment Jann Lee’s eyes widened with shock seeing Leifang kissing Eliot even as Jann Lee’s cock pumped into her, but then Hitomi’s fingers curled firmly around Jann Lee’s testicles and suddenly his mouth was on hers, their tongues wrestling. His hips went wild, slamming into Leifang’s slender butt just as Eliot threw himself into Hitomi, driving deep inside her.

Hitomi and Leifang moaned into the mouth of one another’s lovers as their bodies began to spasm with onrushing orgasms. Jann Lee and Eliot began bucking wildly into them, each pounding their lover with a desperate passion.

“MMMMMM!!!” Hitomi screamed into Jann Lee’s mouth as Eliot’s throbbing shaft drove her into a toe-curling orgasm. She could feel Eliot’s seed rush into her as he came, and Jann Lee’s testicles leapt in her hand.

“MMMNNNN!!!” Leifang’s muffled cry filled Eliot’s mouth as Jann Lee’s pulsating cock cast her into an intense climax. The liquid heat of Jann Lee’s essence erupted from his manhood deep inside her. Leifang shook with pleasure, feeling Eliot’s sac clench in her firm grasp.

Jann Lee and Eliot both came hard, their bodies shaking with the power of their orgasms. Hitomi and Leifang’s tight vessels clamped down on their erupting cocks, pumping them for all they were worth while their hands massaged their tender testicles, milking them for more. They thrust away, slamming themselves into the girls as hard as they could while kissing one another’s lover. The pleasure mounted until darkness consumed them.

Hitomi and Leifang both gasped as the English boy and Chinese man fell back, dropping unconscious on either side of the bed. They glanced at the comatose males and then back at each other, still gasping for breath.

“More?” Hitomi asked, grinning.

“More.” Leifang nodded, covering Hitomi’s lips with her own.

* * *

“You mean you four kids have been having an orgy this entire time?” Lisa shook her head in disbelief at Leifang’s image on the computer screen.

“I…well…perhaps…” Leifang looked away abashedly. “More or less.”

Ryu covered his mouth his hand, hiding the amused grin he feared might appear.

“Look, it’s just vital that you and Hitomi join us as soon as you can.” Lisa urged. “I’ll explain more once you’re here.”

“May Jann Lee and Eliot accompany us?” Leifang asked.

“That’s fine.” Lisa nodded.

“I believe Jann Lee is explaining a new position to Eliot.” Leifang glanced behind her.

“YES, Jann Lee! HARDER!” Hitomi cried out off screen. “Pay attention, Eliot! He’s in so deep!”

“WWWAAAAAHHHH!!!” Jann Lee’s signature howl echoed across the computer speakers.

“Apparently it is a practical demonstration.” Leifang grinned embarrassedly.
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