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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike	By : GintaxAlvissforever Category: +S through Z > Super Smash Brothers Views: 1933 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Brawl or Sega Superstar Tennis. They go to Nintendo (SSBB) and SEGA (SSST).
Summary: There's more yaoi/yuri going around the mansion than expected. With two elevators in the mansion, something's bound to happen. While one may have hot yaoi/yuri, the other elevator will be destroyed because of...
Chapter 6: R.O.B.'s Prank

Sonic didn't get that much sleep. He kept hearing the cries of help and the sound of a whip upstairs. Sometimes he wondered if Ash was secretly a sadist that enjoyed abusing animal like characters like Falco...
As the hedgehog yawned, he heard Fox shuffle in his bed. The hedgehog couldn't help but smile. Fox could sleep through anything. Even if the alien from Destroy All Humans came down to earth and started attacking people with its UFO, he would still being snoring.
The first thing that Sonic did though was turn on the computer and check if Ulala was online. She wasn't of course because she usually slept in late anyway, and it was 9:00 AM. She would be up around 1:00 PM. He checked to see if any of his other friends were on. Of course Ai-Ai or Amigo weren't going to be online. Heck, they cared more about bananas and dancing instead of checking up the latest news. Mee-Mee wasn't on either. He didn't feel like talking to Beat or Pudding. He didn't like those two as much. Pudding because she was the self proclaimed rival of Ulala and Beat...he just didn't like him. And then Gum wasn't online of course because she was probably causing trouble in Tokyo with writing graffiti. And then Gillius wouldn't know how to operate a computer since the world he came from was way back before humans got civilized.
Sonic gasped when he saw that NiGHTS and Reala were online. It was rare for both Nightmarens to be online because they were either protecting a person's dream or trying to destroy it.
BlueWonder01: Hey guys, what's up!
PurpleJester18: Sup Sonic?
RealaPWNS9000: LOL
BlueWonder01: What's so funny Reala?
RealaPWNS9000: You really are egotistical calling yourself the blue wonder. There is nothing wonderful about you.
BlueWonder01: HEY! Tell that to my fans and you'll be smacked upside the head so hard! -rage face- And what kind of name is RealaPWNS9000? Are you trying to be Goku or something because your power level ISN'T over 9000!
RealaPWNS9000: STFU you stupid hedgehog!
PurpleJester18: So what's up?
BlueWonder01: Did you see the videos on Youtube?
PurpleJester18: Yes, why?
BlueWonder01: Have any other suggestions for how to get back at Ike?
PurpleJester18: Actually I got plenty. How about you get that robot to stop the elevators from working and play some horrible elevator music music. I'm sure that will drive him crazy.
BlueWonder01: That's not a bad idea.
PurpleJester18: Hey, what can I say. It's fun to see people get stuck in elevators.
RealaPWNS9000: Sometimes I wonder if you're more of a sadist than me...
PurpleJester18: Well, I AM a Nightmaren.
BlueWonder01: -sweatdrop- I think I'll go try the idea out now. Thanks.
PurpleJester18: Hope you find a boyfriend the next time we talk! If you don't, I'll be your seme. -heart-
RealaPWNS9000: -red vein- HEY! You're my uke! You don't get to go lollygag with someone else!
BlueWonder01: -rolls eyes- Whatever! See ya!
Sonic signs off of MSN.
"NiGHTS, you are so crazy...of course I'm not going to have a boyfriend...or girlfriend by that matter..."
"What's this about a boyfriend?"
Sonic jumped. How long was Fox up?
"F-Fox..."
"You should have told me that you had someone you liked sooner."
"...If I did, you would have told everyone and beaten the crap out of him."
"Now why would I do that?"
"Because you're overprotective...of me..."
It was true, Fox WAS overprotective of Sonic. What he did to Ike two days ago proved it. But that wasn't the only time he lashed out at someone. Fox seem to always beat up Mario, Link, Snake and Wolf whenever they got close to the blue hedgehog. He assumed that it had to be a grudge but that was far from the case. These four Smasher tend to be paired up with the blue wonder on the internet and it drove Fox crazy. He didn't want any competition. The leader of Star Fox added Ike to the list of rivals. Pit was possibly the only one that wasn't going to be added as an enemy and Ash was too interested in sexually harassing Falco and other Pokémon
to pay attention to Sonic. It was pissing him off greatly because at this rate, all of his potential suitors would be gone and he would be forever alone.

"What can I say? Can't have Snake or Wolf hurting you now can I?"
He only said Snake and Wolf because they were unpredictable.
"But we both know that Snake and Link are going out and Wolf is interested in Lucario."
Fox said nothing because Sonic was right.
"Wake me up when something good happens."
With that, he threw the blanket cover over his head and tried to get back to sleep but couldn't. Sonic sighed. He might as well go and reprogram the robot unless the robot planned on shutting down the elevators.

Sonic didn't go to R.O.B. directly. Instead, he went to the cafeteria to eat. That was where he saw a bruised Falco with his head on the table all warn out. Ash looked contempt.
"So...how did it go for you guys?" Sonic asked boldly waiting for a punch in the face from Falco.
"He kept me up all night!" Ash declared with a grin not caring what the others around him thought.
"It was hell..." Falco murmured, "My ass hurts...and I lost a lot of feathers."
"They're grow back like Pit's feathers do." Ash said with a grin.
"Evil..."
Sonic still couldn't understand why Falco seemed really upset. I mean, he would understand that he was mad at losing the bet and having to play the abused Pokémon trope but it seemed to run deeper than that. He couldn't question it though because then he would be butting into their business and he didn't have proof.
"Have you guys seen R.O.B.?" he asked changing the subject.
"He should be in the intercom room," Ash stated with a grin, "Probably watching all of us every single move."
Sonic didn't like the idea of the robot seeing everything they were doing.
"Uh...okay...good luck then...?"
Sonic zoomed off just when Falco reached out for him. Ash just laughed evilly.
"What should we do Chick?"
Falco glared at the Pokémon Trainer. Ash had a list of nicknames for him and he wasn't happy with that one. It made it seem like Ash questioned his gender.
"How about you SD yourself thirty times on Norfair and burn in hell and I'll be happy."
"You're so mean Cock-a-Doodle-Doo..."
Falco did a face palm. What had he gotten himself into?

Sonic made it to the intercom room in two minutes. There R.O.B. was already planning on messing up the elevator. Sonic didn't even need to ask. He did ask if he could plug his video camera into the computer though so he can record whatever happened in the two elevators. The robot allowed this as the blue hedgehog wouldn't tell about his rebellion for one day.
Two Smashers went in one elevator...and Ike just happened to into the other one. The two Smashers Samus (without her power suit) and Zelda were heading to the floor where they would have their match. Ike seemed to be heading back to his room. When both elevators were close to their destination...
"BEEP!"
The elevator stopped and the lights turned off.
"We are sorry for the connivance but the elevator is now out of order!" said the male voice on the intercom.
Samus kicked the elevator door. She didn't want to be late for her match. Zelda just sighed saying "How convenient" among those lines. Ike on the other hand tried to remain calm. It was going to fail when Sonic decided to play two songs that were different. For the girls, he turned on I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry that he found on a sharing website. For Ike...the song was If You Were Gay by Avenue Q.
Sonic was amused at the choice of songs. He regretted choosing that song for the girls though. He watched as Samus stopped kicking the elevator door. She turned to Zelda who was looking back at her. He was shocked when the bounty hunter pinned the Queen of Hyrule and kiss her on the lips. Surprisingly, she kissed back and the two fell on the floor to start the big make out session.
R.O.B. did THAT whistle which was very robotic. Sonic couldn't help but blush. He knew that Samus swung both ways because of the way she flirted with everyone, but to think that she liked Zelda and Zelda who was a lesbian return the feelings...
"Yuri detected!" The robot exclaimed.
Who knew that R.O.B. knew what yuri meant. Sonic ignored that the statement and turned to Ike who was on the verge of insanity. This song was Ike's weakness. He hated that song with a passion and to play it over and over again...would make him snap eventually.
It didn't take long before Ike pulled Rangell out and started slicing at the elevator but no effect. When that didn't work, he started being created with his attack and used Eruption. No matter how many times he hit the elevator door though, the more irritated he got. Eventually the voice told him to stay far away from the door. Ike couldn't take it anymore. He got out a Smash Ball, which he shouldn't have in his possession because in the hands of a psycho, he could cause a ridiculous amount of damage. He broke it and did his Final Smash on the elevator. Sonic couldn't help but laugh but R.O.B. seemed to malfunction.
The robot's head was spinning, "OUT OF CONTROL!"
Sonic panicked, "R.O.B., calm down!"
The robot wasn't listening and punched Sonic with his arms which were also spinning causing Sonic to crash into the door. What the robot did next would make Ike have scars. He turned on the defense system which made taser guns come out of the ceiling and taser Ike who finished his Final Smash. He fainted from six dozes of the taser gun.
"You are to remain silent until the system repairs itself!" The male voice said.
Ike just groaned in pain as a response.
"Just stop the music..."
The music didn't stop. Sonic decided that was enough for today. He actually felt sorry for Ike at this point. He unplugged the video camera that was recording both disturbing scenes and left the robot alone to do the Domo Arigoto Mr. Roboto dance.

Later on that day, Sonic returned to his room. As soon as Sonic got back to his room though, Fox was glaring at him. It sent shivers down the hedgehog's spine.
"Where were you?" Fox questioned.
"Huh?"
"We had a match against Zelda and Samus today! And none of you showed up! Where were you?"
The scene of Samus and Zelda making out and possibly going farther made Sonic's cheeks light up.
"I was...uh..watching Onegai Sensei with Snake!" He lied. He couldn't say anything about the prank. Fox didn't take pranks as well as Falco did.
Fox's eyes narrowed, "Oh really. How graphic was the anime?"
"Why are you asking me this?"
Before he knew what happened, Sonic found himself pinned against the door. Fox was looking down at him. Sonic felt himself squirm. He held the video camera close.
"Are you telling me the truth?"
"Y-Yes!"
"Really, because if I find out that you did more than just watch videos with Snake, both of you are going to regret it."
Sonic could see Fox leaning in closer to him. Why did the door had to be locked at a time like this?
Fox's lips were this close to meeting with Sonic's. Sonic couldn't help but feel his face turn pink when he felt Fox place his finger on the blue hedgehog's lips. Fox then shot his head back and grinned.
"Hope you learned your lesson in not lying to me."
Sonic pressed his finger tips toward his lips and turned away embarrassed.
Fox continued to grin as he decided he needed to use the restroom. He shoved Sonic out of the way in order to get to the door in order to unlock it and leave.
Sonic felt his heart beat like crazy. I can't believe Fox did that! That jerk!

About the elevator incident. Master Hand fixed the problem. Samus and Zelda didn't get caught doing naughty things to each other but Ike was not allowed to use the Smash Ball for one week. Dr. Mario treated his wounds though and only Pit and Lyn came to see him.
And Master Hand never found out that this was all because of R.O.B. rebelling against the Smashers. The robot would never do that again because he got to taser the one that did the most damage to him in battle (Ike).
And the If You Were Gay song still rang in his head.

As for Falco...he was just having a horrible day as Ike in which the Pokémon Trainer changed the bet and there was no way out of it. All he could do was curse at the angels in Heaven for torturing him as Ash got the next thing that will torture the ace pilot.
In Heaven, the red angel could hear Falco's curses but she didn't care. She just wanted that yaoi and she was going to get it soon...

Me: TBC with 2580 words.
Li: Now that's just plain evil.
Me: Hey! I know you liked the yuri!
Li: Aqua liked the yuri and the song.
Me: She ain't no pervert though. Notes!
Onegai Sensei is translated to Please Teacher. It's a hentai but it's not in the 18+ category but still perverted which is a reason for Fox to be upset.
Edit: Had to change the argument with Sonic and Reala because of the switched user name, I don't have Sonic falling for Fox because that's too early and it's supposed to be full of plot twists and Ash didn't have his way with Falco in that sense. With all the animal abuse jokes, Ash is just taking it to the extreme...
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