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Fate and Fear MST	By : Birdie Category: +A through F > Devil May Cry Views: 3879 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Dante: here, Vergil. *hands Vergil something*

Vergil: o_O what the hell's this?

Dante: pixie sticks. We need all the energy we can muster to defeat this Mary Sue!

Vergil: Dante, you know I don't like sugar...

Sparda: I'll take that! *downs pixie stick* urgh, this tastes worse than Egyptian cheese.

Fate and Fear MST

Chapter 4.5b

//He looked around the room once again. It was pitch black outside.//
Dante: *mock-scared* Vergil, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!

Vergil: whatever gave that away? -_-;;
//* Only their emotions can be told when the sky is black and evil laughs to the angels. Feathers shall fall to the broken earth, tears of blood will be shed *. He though of these

words,//
Vergil: THOUGH of these words?!

Sparda: give her a break, it's an easy mistake to make.

Dante: if you told me that 4 chapters back I would have considered it. But right now, the only thing I want to break is Christine's neck.
//hearing a low pitched, evil laughter echo through his mind.//
Sparda: oh dear, Dante's forgot to take his medication again...

Vergil: I hear One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest needs an extra.
//It almost seemed like a growl.//
Vergil: *growls sexily at Dante*

Sparda: (confused) a growl!? Is Beowulf here?! *draws sword*

Dante: no, Beowulf's already beheaded by Vergil. See? *holds up Beowulf gauntlets*

Sparda: *sighs with relief*

Vergil: what did Beowulf say to frighten you so much? You're the Legendary Dark Knight Sparda!

Sparda: DON'T ask.
//Flashing a glance to his right, he noticed a demon statue facing the wall.//
Demon statue: mommy's punishing me for crucifying a village...
//" I GOT IT!! " He shouted,//
Dante: got what?

Sparda: a Sexually Transmitted Disease!

Dante: >_< *quickly kicks Sparda*

Sparda: WHO KICKED ME?!

Dante: *quickly* it was Verge.
//rushing over to the statue and//
Sparda: head-butting the statue was hard as he could. With that he fainted, and woke up back in his own bed. It was all a dream.

Vergil: except Christianna was lying next to him. Naked. *sniggers*

Dante: VERGIL!! >_<
//using all of his strength to turn it around. It was a demon statue alright.//
Dante: I thought we already got that established.

Vergil: you and your hazel eyes with a smokey grey tone. There's always the need for a second look.
//It had the upper torso like that or a dragon,//
Sparda: like what or a dragon?

Vergil: like the authoress, who happens to look exactly like a dragon.
//the scales gruesomly detailed,//
Everyone: *shudders*

Sparda: how positively gruesom...
//shining like silver. A long tongue jutted from the long sharp face, it's nostrils flaring.//
Demon: ewww... I think Christianna's passed another strange gas again... gross. *pukes*
//It's Chaos wings spread out wide,//
Dante: CHAOS wings!? Isn't Chaos what Vincent Valentine turns into in FF7!?

Vergil: jeez, now we're in a crossover. -_-
//it's claws open.//
Demon: look at my French claw-manicure! It's it SPLENDID? Hey, LOOK AT IT, BITCH!!
//It stood in a melancholy position, looking as if it were about to strike.//
Sparda: you know, little girl. You shouldn't go writing words you that you don't know the meaning to.

Vergil: i.e. "melancholy" means "sadness", not "rip-out-yours-guts-and-make-them-into-a-scarf".
//It's long, scorpion like tail stood erect behind it. Something about the statue slightly made Dante edgy.//
Dante: heeheehee�� she said "erect"! XD

Vergil: slightly made Dante edgy? More like massively made Dante immature... -_-
//He didn't get a good feeling about it.//
Sparda: erect tail equals...

Vergil: ...hard stone equals...

Dante: ...phallus!

Everyone: *shudders with fright*
//The long sythe it held in his hand, with the lower part as a machette, looked powerful and real.//
Sparda: except such weapons AREN'T real.

Dante: sythe��? Machette��? *cries* it's so�� WRONG!!! T_T
//" Just hope this sucker doesn't come to life! " he joked, patting the statue on the back as he turned it around.//
Sparda: with that, the statue came to life!

Dante: it grabbed a microphone and started singing "And I~~~ Will Always Love Yo~u!"

Vergil: it won a Grammy, used it to beat Christianna's head in and opened the non-existent Mirror Realm door for Dante.
//Accross from the room was an angel statue, sitting on a//
Sparda: high chair with a dunce's hat.
//pedestal. It was a woman, nude of course.//
Twins: ��yeesh. XP historical inaccuracy as well as indecent exposure��
//Long flowing hair covered it's breasts, draping over it's shoulders.//
Sparda: the woman is an "it"?! Go retake biology, you ignoramus!
//The feathers on the wings were tenderly carved. It's eyes were blank, seeming to look like Christines at the moment of her deep entrancement.//
Sparda: "Christines"? There are more than ONE of her?!

Twins: *shrieks*

Dante: *loads Kalina Ann*
//A long flowing sash, almost like a sheet, wrapped around it's lower half, hanging onto the ground.//
Vergil: so technically, she WASN'T naked.

Dante: hey, Christine described a miniskirt as "knee-length". For all we know, the statue could have five layers of clothes and still be "naked"!
//It was holding it's arm, giving a look of pain.//
Angel: I've just had my polio vaccination�� T_T
//A bow and arror, greatly//
Sparda: misspelled.
//detailed, rested in it's hand of it's other arm. " My complements to the carver..." he chuckled,//
Dante: congratulations! You have just created the most gruesome statue in all existence!

Sparda: complement 1. A person or thing that completes something 2. The officers and crew needed to man a ship.

Vergil: you're giving the carver navy sailors?! The only things you've given ME is Coca-Cola --which I HATE-- and a sore arse! *huffs*
//turning the angel statue to face the demon on the opposite side. Running over to the other side of the room, he turned around the angel statue so that it faced the demon one.//
Demon: *sees Angel* an angel! Fuck off back to your fart-cloud, transvestite!

Angel: *sees Demon* disperse, evil one! Your words do not hurt me!

Demon: oh, you dissing me? Bring it on, or are your bows and arror just toys?

Angel: that does it! Your emperor's so ugly! When Sparda smashed his face in, he never thought he looked so beautiful!

Sparda: *anger-mark* how dare you...!?

Vergil: father! Calm! Deep breaths! PUT THAT SWORD DOWN!!
//Suddenly, a cracking noise was heard. The angel statue's wings seemed to be slowly cracking, the rock bits from it crumbling to the ground.//
Dante: *sings* #the moment had come, I swallowed my gum/ we knew there'd be blood on the sand pretty soon... # *nods to In Old Mexico*

Vergil: *theatrically* O! What will come out of the wings!

Sparda: *drum rolls*
//Out from the crumbled rock burst a real pair of wings, staying frozen in time.//
Everyone: oh.

Dante: well that was certainly disappointing.

Vergil: *sarcastically* no one ever expected THAT, authoress!
//A solitary feather from the snow white wings gently drifted to the ground.//
Vergil: that's such an overused cliche it's not even interesting anymore.

Dante: I like feathers, they're soft and kinky.
//Slowly the statue began to cry tears of blood.//
Sparda: urgh, it's the beginning of "Stigmata" all over again.
//This was normal for Dante.//
Vergil: his face usually causes woman-like men to cry. *smirks*

Dante: *gritted teeth* yes, because they know they can never be as beautiful as me.
//Wasn't the first time he had to solve something like that.//
Vergil: awfully slow, are you Dante?

Dante: but--

Sparda: I thought you've done this before!

Dante: STOP GANGING UP ON ME!! T_T
//Time was running out. * Only a means of true light may break the curse. Water runs deeply through the course of time, shimmering like diamonds. The diamond stone will be aquired....once the waters flow has stopped, and the demons turn their heads *. This wasn't that easy to figure out.//
Sparda: is this authoress trying to cover up her redundant story by copy and pasting previous paragraphs?

Vergil: the answer's quite easy to figure out, as is the riddle. But because it's Dante trying to solve it...

Sparda: ...yes, we may have to wait for a few years for the outcome...

Dante: I hate you two. T_T
//It suddenly hit him.//
Sparda: *smacks Dante around the mouth with Sparda Sword*

Dante: OWWW! What was that for?!

Sparda: there's nothing else here around to hit you with.

Dante: damn you and your brute strength...

Sparda: I'll take that's a "complement"! ^_^
//Gathering up all his strength, he wraped his arms around the large diamond

stone,//
Sparda: you know how "w" in front of "r" is silent...

Twins: *suspicious* yess...?

Sparda: so, spoken, wouldn't it be "[Dante] raped his arms around the large diamond"?

Vergil: !!! >_< DANTE! YOU ARM-RAPIST!!
//and turned it around in 180 degrees so that the glowing writing faced the mirror. A shooting

pain rippled through his body as he touched the stone. Was this it's evil power?//
Dante: no, it was the repeat of the time Alastor impaled me.

Vergil: Alastor did WHAT?! >.<

Dante: gyaah! Verge, it's not what you think!! *dodges sword slashes*

Sparda: such fun entertainment. *watches Vergil chase Dante and sips Roman wine*
//The rippling on the surface of the mirror stopped, and started to glow the same red as the writing on the diamond stone. Hurrying over to the demon statue, he turned it yet again so that it faced the mirror, doing the same to the angel on the parallel side of the room. The mirror seemed to glow even brighter this time.//
Vergil: the mirror glowed brightly, reflecting the Demon and Angel's hate for each other. But luckily, Dante gagged them so they would shout no more abuse.

Demon+Angel: mmph! Mmmmmphh!!
//" Snap out of it!! " He shouted at Christianna, slapping her hard accross the face.//
Everyone: *cheers like a football hooligan*
//The leather of his gloves stung, as she came to.//
Vergil: because Dante's glove had a sheen of hydrochloric acid on them.
//Her eyes filled back with light, as she looked at Dante's accomplishments so far.//
Vergil: (as Christianna) what? this is like, all you've done?

Dante: shuddup, bitch! >_< *slaps again*
//" So you were able to figure out this much?" She asked him, staring blankly at the mirror and then back to Dante.//
Dante: yes, and no thanks to YOU!
//" Yeah...." He replied, looking into the air proudly. " What happened to you? "//
Vergil: she decided to be more redundant and useless than usual.
//" I...I-I heard this voice inside my head and it told me to close my eyes.//
Dante: no, no, darlin'. You must NEVER, EVER listen to those voices in your head.

Sparda: unless they tell you to throw yourself in a bonfire. Then be our guest.
// As soon as I did they shot open and I couldn't control my body anymore. I felt like I had turned to stone..."//
Sparda: your sister Medusa has come to visit you and this is how you greet her?!
//She almost cried, holding herself. " I was scared..."//
Dante: jeez, what a wimp��

Sparda: trust me Christianna, it's NOT as scary as dreaming all your teeth have fallen out, and you can feel them in your mouth. That is TERRIFYING. Birdie can back me up on that one.
//Dante just looked into her eyes,//
Dante: and immediately his brow eyes started to bleed. x_x
//wanting badly to banish her fears and hold her tightly, being able to tell her that he'd protect her no matter what.//
Sparda: *closes eyes and takes deep calming breaths*

Vergil: *throws up*

Dante: *hands over ears and sings loudly*
//But he'd wait.//
Vergil: until she was taking her last dying breath. Dante liked to be ironic.
//Wait for the right time to confess.//
Sparda: that he hated her with all the fibres in his body.
//" I need your help " Dante sounded desperate, in a tone that almost cried out for her help.//
Twins: *desperate* HEEEEEELLPPP!! Go write a new plotline before we destroy the world!!!
//" Two shall become one, the demon and the angel. The future will be unlocked and the gate to the Underworld shall be revealed. " Christianna thought about this for a moment....nothing came to mind.//
Dante: nothing out of the ordinary there, then.
//But then again, Dante just got another Idea.//
Sparda: "Idea"? Who's that?

Vergil: a puppy, to brutally rip Christianna apart and replaced her in Dante's journey. Despite not being able to talk or molest, Idea was a much better partner.

Dante: and it's pronounced I-Dee-Ah! *looks intellectual*
//< If I'm the demon....then she must be the angel!! When she was in a trance, her facial expression was exactly that of the statue... >//
Vergil: she looked like a guy? O_o

Dante: the angel was a woman.

Vergil: WRONG! In that age and period angels were all men!

Dante: lady-boy! ^_^
//He thought to himself, starring at her beautiful, angellic face. < But what does the last part mean....?>//
Vergil: it means you're in deep shit, stupid.
//" What is it supposed to mean when ' two become one '? " He asked her, his self esteem seeming to drop.//
Sparda: I'm not too sure what it means too. *sighs* Does this mean I'm not smart either?

Vergil: *immediately* NO! No, no, no, no, NO!!

Dante: *quickly* it's a modern slang disguised as an old legend.

Vergil: thus, it's historically incorrect and wrong. We still praise your fatherly wisdom.

Sparda: oh? Thank you! ^_^

Dante: *whispers* can't expect much from a 2000+ demon who still doesn't know what "going down" is...
//" It's an old term that was used for ' intercourse ' a long time ago. "//
Vergil: WRONG! A long time ago intercourse was used only for procreation and amorous desires were considered sinful!

Dante: how do you know all this shite?!

Sparda: it's rather inevitable when the only programmes Vergil watches on TV are history cases and animal documentaries.
//She seemed proud knowing that she was able to be of any assistance.//
Sparda: if only she could stop writing "seemed" so much too��

Vergil: enjoy your ego while it lasts, Christianna! Someday, men in white coats will take you away, wondering how an organism can survive on only 2 brain cells.
//" Intercourse? Doesn't that mean sex!?!?" He shouted, his eyes opening wide, jaw dropping at the girl.//
Vergil: *angrily* the Sparda twins do NOT --I repeat-- DO NOT fuck women!!

Dante: wow, Verge, calm down�� ^_^;;

Sparda: *sighs* there goes the remaining hopes of grandchildren��
//" Yeah...." She continued.//
Dante: noooo! Shut her up!!
//" And if you're thinking what I'm thinking...//
Vergil: ...you ought to be fearing for your life right now.
//then it means that you and I, the demon and the angel, would have to engage in that act in order to open the gate to the underworld....."//
Sparda: if that was the case, Devil May Cry's target audience would be virginal 12 year old girls.
//Christianna was barely able to choke those words out.//
Vergil: seeing how Dante's iron grip was around her throat. He could live with not getting the Pyramia Diamond because she was driving him fucking insane.
//Both of their eyes opened wide as they took a step back from each other....their hearts racing.//
Sparda: all the distress suddenly made them forget who they were.
//The statues seeming to be smirking at the both of them..........//
Statues: so, when should we tell her Dante's fucking his brother Vergil? ~_^

Vergil: quiet you! My name's Nelo Angelo then!

Dante: Come ON Verge, you promised me handcuffs, silk scarves and candles!

Vergil: *slyly* I did, didn't I... *shuffles off with Dante*

Sparda: *blinks* what am I suppose to do? Where's Birdie to answer the reviews?

Birdie: *in the background* I'm busy with school stuff! Please do it for me!

Sparda: *grumbles* fine, fine... coleus...

REVIEWS! answered by the LDK Sparda!

Corenn: schools nowadays, you learn French for three years and all you can say is "je vais vous parler mon college/stage en entreprise/ma famille/etc." it's never anything useful. Birdie wants to thank you for the grammar correction (she should have realised) and she also wants to shower you with gratification for being the first to review "In The Beginning".

Red shadow: it hasn't been stopped, we're still here and going strong (despite the fact there's only one chapter left...)! Birdie makes Dante uke because she can't see Vergil with any uke qualities. Me, I try not to look into it that much...

Jade Tokier: thank you for reading and reviewing. And thank whacko_dante for it too. Hope you enjoyed these two chapters!

Cidsa: thank you for picking out Birdie's mistakes, though she strongly believes she has no spelling errors. She thinks you're confused because she's using the England spelling version, instead of the American. Birdie apologises but threesomes aren't her thing, and she likes Mundus/Sparda too much for a S/V/D. *sighs* Thank you also for reviewing "In The Beginning". Alas, it is not Disney... ^_^

Eiahmon: you'd rather be with me than any other DMC character? I feel exceedingly honoured! Just between you and me though, Doppelganger is said to be very good in bed (not that I've done him). Hope you liked this chapter, thank you for reading and reviewing! I hope your father didn't think you were having a fit of some kind...

Silver Wolf: Birdie drops her head in shame because she herself is an underage author, but she's not fourteen (she's older). The script was very amusing, we enjoyed it a lot. I do think ALL our minds have been poisoned by this trash of a fiction. Thank you for reviewing "In The Beginning", even though you're a big V/D fan.

Cas: *looks at fics* you're 13 and you're writing NC-17? Not that Birdie can criticise you, because she did the same when she was your age (she's stopped writing NC-17s now). Thank you very much for the three reviews, (the more the merrier, but everything in moderation also). Birdie and her friends do a lot of MSTing, and they've read a lot, so she gets her ideas from everywhere. Thank you also for saying I am "fit" (I didn't know I had so many fangirls!), though not that I have a bad sense of humour. I can't help being old.... but thank you for reviewing "In The Beginning".

Rebellion_Yamato: careful not to fall off your chair-- that is very dangerous... but thank you for liking this and finding it funny. Hope you enjoyed the latest editions!

Seraphina: calm! If you fear Christianna is in your house, then grab a dictionary, some holy water and charge! Proper spelling shall triumph over the darkest evils (except maybe Mundus, that requires a sharp sword and lots of Devil Stars)! Hope you enjoyed this, and Birdie would like some recommendations for other MSTs. Which other ones are good?

AnoKyu: I don't see myself as an MSTer either... but I suppose we can all do things that surprise even ourselves. The twins do have a strange sense of humour... it's from their mother's side. Hope you liked this, thank you for reviewing!
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One chapter left! And if you have time, R&R "In The Beginning". What are you views on the Mundus/Sparda pairing?
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