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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike	By : GintaxAlvissforever Category: +S through Z > Super Smash Brothers Views: 1933 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Brawl or Sega Superstar Tennis. They go to Nintendo (SSBB) and SEGA (SSST).
Summary: Marth eventually learns about Sonic and crew pranking Ike so he decides to join in and make Ike's life more miserable...by getting more people to hate him.
Chapter 7: Marth's Prank

Sonic didn't get up right away. He was still flustered at Fox's advancements yesterday. He was afraid that if he moved from his spot, then Fox would pounce on him like he was prey. It was natural though. Fox's in reality did eat hedgehogs. He was surprised that neither his best friend Tails or Fox have eaten him yet. He must have lucked out.
Eventually he would have to get up, check his e-mail and see if anyone was on, use the bathroom, eat, make up for the Brawl match somehow and then start the prank. But...if he just called in sick, he could skip the match only to get double the day afterwards. It was a tough decision.
Sonic sat up from his bed and glanced at Fox who was still snoozing. His cheeks lit up bright pink just glancing at the leader of Star Fox's mouth. He couldn't look away.
Why am I acting like this? Sonic asked himself as he mustered the courage to get out of bed. He would check his e-mail later. He wanted to see what Ash was doing, so he took his video camera and began to walk out the door, when Fox grabbed one of his spines. He jerked his head to see that Fox was still asleep.
"Don't leave me..." He heard Fox mumbled. Sonic wondered what Fox was dreaming about.
Probably that girl Krystal. Sonic thought bitterly to himself. Everyone knew that she was the eye candy of Fox's eye ever since he saved her on that Dinosaur Planet, yet, Sonic couldn't help but feel jealous.
What happened next surprised him. Fox pulled him in close and kissed him on the lips. So many emotions filled Sonic's head at the time. Joy, shock, confusion, and disgust. He couldn't return the kiss because it ended so quickly and Fox continued snoring. Sonic shook his head and sped out the door forgetting to close it.
How embarrassing!

Sonic wasn't the only one who was felt humiliated. Falco was humiliated too by Ash. He had ear plugs in his ears to drown out the Pokémon Trainer's voice. It was very aggravating. He wondered why he didn't take his blaster and shoot the Pokémon Trainer in the head to end it all.
When Sonic arrive at the table did Ash greet him.
"You seemed flushed this morning. What happened?" Ash asked as he ate his breakfast.
Sonic did not respond as a response. He was still shocked from the unexpected kiss to even say anything.
"Have a one night stand?" Ash guest.
"That would be you Red," said a voice.
The two Smashers (Falco was hiding his head in between his arms as he tried to get some sleep) turned around to see the Altean Prince Marth. He was smiling rather sinisterly at them.
"Yo!" Ash said with a grin.
Sonic just waved in a response trying his best to hide his video camera between his knees.
"What have you guys been up to lately?"
"Not much. Just laughing at all the crap that have been happening to Ike lately!" Ash exclaimed.
Marth smiled, "I know, it's funny how all these bad things have been happening to him recently. I wanted to know how you guys did it."
The trio was silent.
"What makes you think that we're the ones doing it?" Sonic asked nervously.
Marth pointed at the video camera, "You post the videos on Youtube. How am I not suppose to know?"
Sonic gulped. Were they busted this time?
What happened next was amusing. Marth got on his knees in front of the trio. Some of the Smashers that were in the cafeteria at the time thought this was rather amusing. It was a good thing Ike wasn't there though.
"Please let me your group!" Marth begged, "I won't tell anyone."
"What do you have against Ike?" Falco asked as he took out his ear plugs. There was no hope in him getting back to sleep.
"A lot of things, now please let me join."
Sonic could only grin. Marth was so eager to join that it was hard not to refuse his pleas.
"You're in."
Marth threw his arms up in the air like he was in the Olympics.
"So, what did you have in mind?" Ash asked getting straight to the point.
"Actually, if I do this prank, then two more people will join us," Marth said with an evil grin.
Sonic could only hope that these two people weren't Fox or Pit.

The blue hedgehog decided that it was best for him to not fight today and fight much longer without breaks tomorrow. He wanted to see what Marth was going to do.
Marth said that they had to wait a few hours at most before he went to visit Snake and came back not wearing his tiara.
"Wow...you look like a man without the tiara...somewhat..." Ash murmured only to get him jabbed in the side by Falco.
"Now Ike can't say no to my request," Marth said with an evil smile.
Sonic didn't like where this was going but he got his video camera ready as the four of them walked to the infirmary. Ike was probably already healed because Pit, no matter how you look at it, had healing powers to heal the wounded. Pit just wasn't good at it like his subordinates were.
So there Ike was sitting up in the bed with Pit by his side. Once the mercenary saw Sonic though, he instantly glared at him. It puzzled the blue hedgehog. Why was he just glaring at him? Did he know about Sonic being the ringleader or something?
"So you finally come..." Ike muttered.
"I was busy," Marth said with a sigh.
"I was looking up porn," Ash bragged.
"No one cares what you do!" Falco told him harshly.
"..."
Sonic hid the camera behind his back. He did not want Ike to see it.
"What do you want?" Ike questioned.
"Someone's grouchy..." Marth mumbled.
"Don't be rude Ike," Pit told him.
Ike grunted but chose to listen to Marth. Marth gave the most uke face he could muster and asked in a rather feminine tone, "Can you go see Snake and get my tiara back?"
The mercenary groaned, "Why don't you get it yourself? It belongs to you."
Marth looked like he was ready to unleash a stream of (fake) tears, "But...Snake is scary! He won't let me in the room around a certain time because he's too busy looking at porn!"
"That's awesome!" Ash declared.
"No...it's not..." Falco whispered. He was on the verge of taking his blaster and shooting Satoshi right where it hurts.
"Then get it tomorrow!"
"I have a match really late at night with Ganondorf! I need my tiara or I won't fight my hardest!"
It was true that without Marth's tiara, he wouldn't fight his hardest. When Yoshi accidentally swallowed it, Marth was forced to fight in a match, but it was like he as on the lowest level of the computer. His opponent won easily.
"...Fine...I'll get it later..."
Marth shook his head, "NO! I want it now!"
The Smashers took a step back. Marth may have been acting, but he looked like he was going to kill himself or rather himself if he didn't get back his precious tiara from Snake.
Ike sighed in defeat.
"Okay, I'll go now. But if I don't come back, you'll know why..."
Ike got up from the bed groaning in pain. Pit volunteered to go with him. Marth insisted that he stayed here though. Satoshi added that he might commit suicide if the angel didn't watch him.
Sonic excused himself from the group with the excuse that he had to annoy Shadow today. He took his camera and followed Ike making sure that the mercenary didn't notice his presence.

Ike slowly proceeded to Snake's room cursing as he got closer to the door. Why couldn't Marth get his tiara himself? He loved that thing like Ike his sword Rangell. He should have been able to get it himself.
Once Ike got to Snake's room. He stopped. He had a bad feeling about this. The mercenary glanced around to see if anyone was nearby. He didn't see anyone.
Sonic was this close to getting caught. He had to hide in the fork in the road of the hallway to not get detected.
When Ike was certain no one was looking, he took a deep breathe before touching the knob on the door and turning it. He slowly opened the door. At that minute, he wanted to run away to the nearest bathroom and hurl because the sight he saw before him wasn't pretty...or maybe it was to yaoi fangirls such as those who are reading this.
There on Snake's bed laid Snake and Link. Naked and making love. Snake's body was on top of Link's and he was entering the Hero of Time at such a speed that Link's moaning was quite loud.
The more Ike watched, the more he was getting turned on instead of running to the nearest bathroom and hurling in the toilet. He imagined that Snake was him and Link was Pit. Oh would it be nice to hear the cries of his angel.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
Ike snapped back to reality when he realized that the door was opened the whole way. The two lovers were glaring at him now for disturbing their love session.
"Oops..." Ike mumbled.
Snake had a grenade launcher right next to the bed in case of situations like this. He pointed at Ike and immediately began shooting at him. Ike was dodging him with what little strength he had left. He saw Marth's tiara on the floor close to Snake's dresser full of military weapons. He dove for the tiara and then booked the room. He got shot in the ass though and he was bleeding from the room to the infirmary. Sonic stayed behind just to hear the whole conversation between Snake and Link.
"You didn't have to go that far Snake..." he heard Link whisper to Snake.
"That will teach him to never come by this area again!" Snake shouted ignoring the Hero of Time. He was walking to the door and closing it. He looked at Sonic who was just staring at the blood. Sonic saw him and turned the video camera his direction. He shrieked when he got Snake's naked figure on the camera. Snake pointed the grenade launcher at him, "Do you want to die hedgehog?"
Sonic shook his head quickly and zoomed off at Sonic speed before Snake decided to kill him. He was scarred for life. He wasn't ready to see Snake's dick yet.
Not caring at the blood on the floor, he slammed the door behind him. He let out a huge sigh of relief as he turned to Link who covered himself with the blanket, "Now, where were we?"

Ike made it back to the infirmary and threw the tiara at Marth who caught it.
"I am never taking on YOUR missions EVER again!" Ike announced as he collapsed to the floor due to blood loss.
Pit ran over to him asking if he's okay and requesting assistance. Falco was probably the generous one as he helped the angel out with the mercenary. Ash was too busy laughing and Marth was putting his tiara back on and posing. The prince have accomplished pissing off Ike today. With his prank, this makes it a full week of being unlucky for Ike.

And Sonic did see Shadow like he said he would only this time, he wasn't there to annoy him. He was there to seek comfort from the black hedgehog which he probably wouldn't get.
"It was horrible..." Sonic muttered, "It was so huge!"
Shadow did feel sorry for the blue hedgehog. Sure Sonic was irritating to no end, but he just wasn't ready to see a man's family jewels yet.
"You're get over it," Shadow told him simply.
It was a good thing that the camera was turned off though because this would have increased the Shadow/Sonic fandom.

Me: TBC with 2222 words.
Edit: Nothing much to change really being a short chapter and all.
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