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Pinzu vs The Pussy (A 100% Orange Juice Adventure)	By : Boo-Sama Category: -Misc Video Games/RPGs > AU - Alternate Universe Views: 2724 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This fanfiction is based on the characters and fandom of 100% Orange Juice. I do not own 100% Orange Juice, nor do I make a profit from this story.

Chapter List
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Merry Christmas, Pinzu!

pinzu stood by the beachside, watching the waves crash against the sand, waiting for her to show up. It was a cold, somewhat snowy morning. The snow got a bit obnoxious, getting in his face as he waited, so he rolled up the hoodie on his black sweatshirt so fend off the tiny ice crystals. Eventually, he heard a voice from behind.

“pinzuuuu!!! Heeeeeeeey!!!!!” pinzu turned around. It was Saki!!!.... In a yellow twist-top bikini, spite the obvious cold weather. She leaped up and jump-hugged pinzu, causing them both to plummet onto the cold sand. She squeezed pinzu in her hug, and after collecting himself, pinzu returned the hug. Her large tits pressed against pinzu, crushing him a bit, but pinzu really didn’t care for obvious reasons. Her skin was cold, but soft to the touch. He rubbed her back a bit to get a full handle on the texture. After the hug, Saki propped himself up a bit to make eye contact with pinzu, her cleavage in her bikini fully exposed to him. “Hey! Up here, silly!” She said. pinzu’s eyes darted back up to Saki’s face…. Then he met her halfway, just to have her breasts in his peripheral vision.

“Hey Saki!.. Um, isn’t it a bit cold for a bikini?” pinzu asked, taking another quick glance at her cleavage. She propped fully upright on pinzu, sitting on his crotch while putting a finger under her bottom lip.

“Well, since we were going to the beach, I thought I’d bring a swimsuit so we could do swimming, but you seemed to have forgotten we were going.” Saki told pinzu in a somewhat confused tone. pinzu just rolled his eyes sarcastically.

“Saki, I meant for us to just take a stroll and enjoy the view. It’s WAY too cold for swimming!” pinzu told her.

“NONSENSE! WATCH!!!” She yelled, she then punched off pinzu’s crotch and jumped straight into the water. pinzu got up, waited a few seconds, and watched as a fresh Sakicicle washed up on shore. He rolled Sake back onto the beach, and took out Quelaag’s Furysword. He swiped it a few times to warm it up to the point it caught fire, and hovered it over the ice until Saki melted free. When she did and realized what happened, she began to blush. “Okay… It might be a little chilly”.

“Hahahhaaa” pinzu laughed, Saki becoming even redder than she was before. “Let’s get you dried up. Don’t want you soaking the car, do we?”

“No, sir!” Sake replied, saluting while she was on the ground. pinzu got onto his knees to get the sword closer to her, and began hovering it as closely to Saki as possible without burning her. As he did so, the cold water that coated her from the ice slowly evaporated off her. Saki began to moan a bit, the warmth of the sword giving her a massive amount of sudden comfort. “Oooooooh~” she moaned “pinzu… That feels good~”. She closed her eyes, letting pinzu do his work. After she was dry, pinzu gently laid the sword to the side while her eyes were closed, and kissed her on the lips. Saki was surprised at first, but then let him continue, wrapped an arm behind his neck. Since nobody was around, pinzu reached a hand under Saki’s bikini and groped her left tit, squeezing the warm, soft ball of flesh in his palm. She moaned a bit into pinzu’s mouth, his touch invigorating her body, causing her to quiver with pleasure. After a bit, pinzu lefted the Bikini up, fully exposing the breast, and released his kiss on Saki. He moved his head down to the naked tit and gave it a few light kisses, listening to Saki chuckle from his love nips. As he did this, he began to slide his hand down her body, over her stoamich, to her hip, and soon under her lower Bikini, he then-

“pinzuuuuu” Saki complained “Wait till AFTER dinner! Let’s not spoil the best part yet.” pinzu sighed, annoyed that he couldn’t have his fun yet, but also that she was sadly right.

“Okay, fine. Let’s get into the car and get you into something more proper.” pinzu replied, getting off her and storing his sword back into his inventory.

“OH!” Saki abruptly said, putting her bikini back on fully “I got something in my car!”

“Wait, you brought your car?” pinzu asked “I thought you were just going to fly so we could drive together”. Saki stopped in her tracks, and thought a bit.

“Hmmm…. OH, I GOT IT!!!” Saki pulled out a grenade, unpinned it, and lobbed it at pinzu’s car. It rolled under, and detonated, causing the car to erupt into an apocalyptic pillar of flames and death. “There! Now there’s only one car so we can drive together! You don’t mind driving so I can redress, do you?” Saki asked, pinzu in sudden shock.

“I…… Um…. No babe, I can drive….. Just…… Yeah” pinzu muttered.

“Oh right! Didn’t you say you had a surprise for me? I don’t see anything new on you!” Saki asked, looking around pinzu’s person.

“Um… It was the movie, let’s just go”. pinzu got into Saki’s car, Saki gave him her keys, and he began to drive while Saki peeled her bikini off, and got into a yellow keyhole sweater and black tights combo, and yes, she was going commando. pinzu did have a surprise for her, but it was most likely best she never knew about the pomeranian in pinzu’s trunk she just nuked.

As the sun set, the two finally reached a nearby AMC theatre. pinzu got out, walked around the car, and opened the door for Saki, who grabbed his hand and hoisted herself out. The two walked up to the ticket person.

“Two for “Broken Star” please” pinzu asked. Saki’s face flushed when she heard what movie they were seeing.

“P-P-pinzu, isn't that… Scary movie?” She stuttered.

“Yeah, said to be one of the scariest this year!” pinzu confirmed, half chuckling.

“Oooooh. pinzu, I don’t like scary movies! I get so, well, scared!!!!” She said, grabbing pinzu’s arm, pressing herself against it.

“Hey, Saki. If you can get through this, you can get whatever you want for dinner, and as much as you want!”

“..... Caramel cake?” She asked, eyes glittering.

“Caramel cake” pinzu responded. She immediately dragged him into the theatre, pinzu grabbing their tickets from the guy, tossing the appropriate money as he went.

Suguri ran into her house, and locked the door.. She put her back against the door as the intruder slammed on it, trying to break in.

“LET ME IN!!!!” They yelled, bashing harder and harder on the door. Suguri was half in tears, using whatever little strength she had to keep the door intact from all the blows. Eventually, the slamming stopped. Suguri held herself against the door a bit longer, panting heavily. She took a step away, and looked through the peephole… No one was there. While she had this one moment of silence, she ran for the phone and dialed 911.

“Hello!? 911!? I need help, someone is trying to-” She stopped mid sentence. She listened to the other end…. The person was just, breathing… Heavily. After a long, heart pounding pause, the other end said.

“And?” It was them. Suguri slammed the phone down and shot it with her pulse rifle. She flew up into her room, locked the door, and slammed herself into her closet. She held her breath the best she could, hoping they wouldn’t find her. But alas, the person climbed in through the window, and began looking around.

“Hellooooooooo? Suguri? Where aaaaaaare you?” The person asked. “Are you here?” She tossed the blanket off her bed “Or here?” She looked under the bed. Suguri held her breath harder, not letting a single bit of oxygen into her. The person glanced over to the closet, and without a single warning, telekinetically ripped it open, and dragged over Suguir with her mind.

“Hey Sugi” The person asked, Suguri staring back in horror, unable to talk. The person let down the hood, showing their true identity.

“Wanna play some Parcheesi?” Star Breaker asked.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” Saki screamed, grabbing a hold of pinzu. Her breasts squashed against his body, the softness pressing against him. He could feel her nipples poke him, hardened from the cold. He wrapped and arm around her and securely pat her on the back.

“There there, Saki, don’t worry. Star Breaker isn’t real.” pinzu said, cradling Saki in his arms.

“R-really?” She asked, half in tears.

“Of course not! If she was, we’d already be dead”. He replied, munching on some popcorn.

“B-but what if she is? What if she tries to take you away from me?” She asked, still crying as Suguri was subjected to a life or death match of the most boring board game in the world with Star Breaker on the big screen.

“Even if she was real, Star Breaker would never take me away from you. Nothing ever will.” He said, looking her straight in the eyes. She cuddled him a bit more, holding him as tightly as she could while pinzu did the same. Suddenly, something pinzu didn’t excpect happened. She unzipped his jeans.

“pinzu.. I” She muttered “I need it” She fished out his cock, and spat on it.

“Hey! Careful, what if someone sees us? Didn’t you want to-”

“I can’t wait any longer. You’ll be ready after dinner, I just….” She grabbed pinzu’s somewhat erect member and began jerking it in the movie theatre. To entice him, she used her other hand to grab the lower part of her sweater’s keyhole, and pulled it down, releasing her left breast. Staring at her bare tit, jiggling from the movements Saki gave during her handjob, caused pinzu to become fully erect. He leaned back in his chair, closed his eyes, and relaxed as Saki pleasured him. So many people here, such a large chance of someone seeing them, it gave him adrenaline, and he was certain it did the same with Saki. She jerked him as fast as she could without making any noticeable sound, creating a very sligh sloshing noise as she went. As she did so, while still reclining, pinzu fondled Saki’s breast as she slighly leaned over him, lifting up and down in his hand, making him all the more harder. After a few minutes, pinzu hit his breaking point.

“S-Saki, I’m cumming” He muttered.

“OOPS!” Saki said, purposely knocking over the two’s water bottle. As she bent over to pick it up, she stuffed pinzu’s cock into her mouth. He then came into it, cum entering her mouth. Saki began to swallow as much as she could, some leaking out of her mouth, and even coming out her nose from the sudden force. After a few more seconds, making sure to suck up any leftover spirits, she got back into her seat, splashed some of the water from the bottle into her hand, and washed her face. Afterwards, she used her hand to wipe up the remaining bits of cum that spilled out of her mouth. She licked it off her hand as slowly as she could in front of pinzu, rubbing her hand against her chin slowly downwards, licking up her fingers. They kissed, and put their arms over the shoulders of each other, enjoying the rest of the movie.

After the movie ended, the two drove over to Texas Roadhouse for some grub. The person at the register had just come back after escorting some people to their seats. She looked happy, smiling, most likely since her shift was almost over due to her overwhelming hatred of work…. The smile faded as soon as she saw pinzu.

“Oh jesus christ” Chance said, pinching her forehead “We do not do freebies, pinzu, fuck off”. pinzu slapped some tickets onto her counter.

“NOT THIS TIME!!! WE GOT RESERVATIONS, BITCH!!!!” pinzu replied, snarkily. Saki giggled at his manliness as he asserted himself in front of Chance, the hardiest bitch of them all. Chance too the paper and looked them over…. Yeah, seating for this time, with these people, at this day.

“Fine. This way” She motioned her hand for them to follower her.

“Uh uh uh, this way “sir”” pinzu corrected.

“Yeah! “Siiiir!!”” Saki agreed, adding some snark.

“.... This way…… Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir” Chance said through clenched teeth. She led them to a small booth table for two, and handed them their menus. “Can I get you to something to start with?” She asked.

“I think we’re ready, right honey?” pinzu asked Saki.

“..... Honey?” Chance asked “The fuck you mean honey?”

“We’re dating <3” Saki said, making a little heart emoji with her hands. Chance ran off to vomit, then came back in record time.

“Get us two order of chicken tendies. One for me and one for m’lady~, please”. pinzu told Chance. She ran off to vomit again, and came back.

“No, pinzu! You said I could have caramel cakes!!! And as many as I wanted!!!” Saki complained to pinzu “I want two caramel cakes, please!” She told pinzu herself.

“Well, it’s my treat! I’ll take the other plate of tendies, please!” pinzu added. Chance just sorta stared for a few seconds.

“Okay, whatever. Two plates of tenders and two cakes.” She jotted the order down on her notebook “Aren’t you a bit old to be calling them “tendies”? Also, you’re on a date. Have something more formal, like, I dunno, a steak? I mean it IS a steak house.” Chance asked pinzu. pinzu reeled back in offense.

“WHAT!?” He yelled, flabbergasted. “Chicken tendies are a GOD GIVEN RIGHT!!! No man should EVER be shamed for his love for tendies, or want to have them in any scenario, including that of a date!!! I will not stand for this mistreatment of the greatest food known to man, in fact, I would sooner lay down MY LIFE then to see the segregation of chicken tendies become the norm in this great contry of o-”

“ALRIGHT, I’LL GET YOU YOUR DAMN TENDERS!!!” Chance yelled, startling the entire resturant.

“TENDIES. THEY ARE CALLED, TENDIES”

“I AM NOT GOING TO CALL THEM CHICKEN TE-” The Manager put his hand on Chance’s shoulder. As soon as he entered the picture, an ominous, cheery song akin to elevator music started playing.

“Is this going to be a problem, Chance?” He asked. He pulled out a dice block from his black, disgusting, tar-like body. Every single side of the die had “rape” written on it. Chance’s face darkened.

“No… No sir”. Chance replied. The Manager kept his hand on her, letting his oozyness drip on her, and soak into her outfit. He leaned the die a bit close to her face, watching her shake in terror as he did so. Spite this, she said nothing more to him.

“Good. Now get back to work. Time is money, and if you are wasting time…” He pressed the die against her face, she shook in terror as he did so “You’re going to have to do some overtime to make up. Chao~”” The Manager then dissolved into a puddle, and leaked through the floorboards. As he did so, the music slowly faded out, until becoming entirely mute. Chace shuttered a bit, then turned back to pinzu and Saki, who were both equally confused and scared over what the fuck just happened.

“.... Chicken tendies, coming right up” Chance said without a single word more. pinzu and Saki sat there in complete silence as the food cooked. Eventually, the food came “Enjoy” Chance said, and then promptly walked away. Given any other circumstance, the two most likely would have done this hot thing where Saki would ask pinzu to have a tendie, then deepthroat it while it’s still in his hand…. Then they slightly heard the music again, or at least thought they did. They just ate the food, paid the check, and left. They just pretend nothing just happened, and moved on with their lives.

pinzu and Saki drove back into their neighborhood, still mentally scarred from the roadhouse. After a few blocks, Saki finally broke the silence.

“Oh hey!” She said, jumping out of her seat a bit in the car, only held down by her seatbelt (be safe kids). “Mind if we stop by my house? I have cookies in the oven I was making for you!!!” Saki’s eyes glittered with excitement. pinzu’s eyes, on the other hand, sunk.

“You mean… You finished them, right?” pinzu asked, turning twords Saki’s house.

“Should be by now! I left them in so they would cook while we had our date! Should be nice and gooey now!” She said, clapping her hands together. pinzu stopped the car in the middle of the road, in front of Saki’s house…. Or at least the giant fireball that used to be Saki’s house. “Ooooooooooh…….” Saki just sorta stared at the massive growing fireball for a bit, until pinzu interrupted.

“I’m sure it’s fine” He said as the flames grew the the right, proceeding to engulf Nanako’s house. “Yeah…. Probably is going to be fine….. I think I got all the ingredients to make cookies from scratch at my place, wanna do that instead?”

“SURE!” Saki enthusiastically agreed. The two made their way back to pinzu’s as Nanako drove by her house, proceeded by her screaming what the fuck happened.

pinzu parked the car in his garage, and let Saki in. She brought in a suitcase of clothing she already had in her car, containing her swimsuit, casual clothes, and at some point her keyhole sweater, which she was wearing right now. pinzu helped her drag her case into the living room, where she began to undress, sitting on the couch as she started. She then stopped, and stared at pinzu, getting the supplies ready.

“Hey pinzu” Saki asked, twiddling her thumbs “This sweater…. It’s a bit tight…. Mind helping me…. Get it off?~” She asked, enunciating the “get it off” part. pinzu’s pants immediately felt several sizes smaller than they once were. pinzu walked over to Saki, and grabbed the bottom folds of her shirt. After getting a good grasp, he began to slowly lift it up, revealing her belly, upper stomach, and then her lower boob. pinzu took his time with the final stretch, letting the sweater drag across her breasts, slowly revealing more and more skin, until the nips slipped out, causing the rest of the boob to fall out of their cage, giggling free from any restraint they once had. He took the rest off, and stared at Saki, lovingly. She stared back the same way, smiling.

“You….. You wanna get to baking those cooki-” Saki put a finger over pinzu’s mouth, and cut him off.

“pinzu…. I… I don’t want cookies….I…... I want you.”

“But we were planning this for weeks! You wouldn’t stop about how fun it was going to be to-”

“pinzu! I don’t care anymore! This day, all of it. It made me realize how short our lives were… Just…. Let’s just do it.” pinzu stared back and Saki, awestruck, Saki tearing up as she said those fateful words.

“T-t-tonight?” pinzu stuttered. Saki stood up from the couch, and got up to his level, breasts bouncing as she did so.

“Now~” Saki then kissed pinzu, entering his mouth with her tongue. She unzipped pinzu’s pants, and pinzu swiped a hand to the back of her legs, hoisting her up into his arms as they kissed. pinzu kicked the door to his room down, and tossed Saki on the bed. She bounced a bit, but once she got a hold of the mattress, she spread her legs. pinzu grabbed the area around her tights by her crotch, and the top part of the tights. With his hold on the crotular region, he ripped downward while holding it in place by the top, ripping a hole in the tights, exposing Saki’s dripping wet pussy, glistening with juices, ready for pinzu to enter it. “Yess~” she whispered as pinzu drooled from anticipation. So many years, so much waiting, it has all come to this. He wasted no more time. Unprotected, unlubed, he slammed his cock into her pussy.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa~” Saki Squealed with pleasure, her cunt being split for the first time. The feeling overwhelmed her with such a grand, painful, yet amazing sensation that went beyond explanation. For pinzu the feeling shot through him instantly, adrenaline pumping straight through his body, Saki’s internal embrace warming him to the bone. His teeth chattered from the overwhelming feeling, love itself utterly consuming him. He thrusted into Saki several more times, a wet sloshing noise following each thrust, juices sploshing around the area of impact. Saki’s mouth was ajar during this, somewhat grinning while she held her right hand near her face, palm resting by her chin. “P-... pinzu” Saki muttered though his strokes “I… AH…. I need more of you, pinzu- mmmm~… Please” She leaned up, using her arms to support herself during pinzu’s assault “fuck my tits”.

pinzu slipped his still filling throbbing member out from Saki’s chasam, fully undressed and crawled onto the bed above her. His cock was already moist from Saki’s vaginal liquids, so no prep work had to be done for the upcoming event. With the same determination Jesus had carrying his own cross to his crucifixion spot, literally, he slapped his cock between the small barren spot between Saki’s breasts, and Saki pressed the two together, squishing his dick between their soft warmth. pinzu let the softness consuming him for a few brief seconds, then began thrusting between the two. Saki felt pinzu all over her chest, between her breasts, his weight on her stomach, his balls sliding on her solar plexus, his legs on her sides, everything. The touch of his skin made her feel comforted. To feel him all over her, knowing he was there, and he loved her, it made her feel safe. It made her feel happy. It made her feel such joy she knew no one else could provide her. She could try to suck on his head while he did this, but she didn’t, she didn’t want to exert anything to ruin this moment. She laid back, closed her eyes, and let him do whatever he wanted to her. pinzu was the only person she felt got her personally. True, he wasn’t the brightest, but neither was her, people like Kyoko and Yuki made that more then clear, so to be with someone who never judged her for her actions or thoughts, and even related to her in that way… He completed her. She suddenly opened her mouth.

“pinzu…” She tried to muster up “pinzu…. You complete me.” She said, pinzu still thrusting between her tits.

“W-what? What makes you sa-”

“PINZU YOU COMPLETE ME!!!” She screamed suddenly “You… You’re the only one who gets me, pinzu. You’re kind, you’re funny, you’re caring, you’re everything I ever wanted in a person! I don’t know where I’d be without you!!! You’re the only one who makes me feel like more than just some chibi background character in a under-sold shoot em up made by a bunch of greasy basement dwelling trolls!!! That’s why I’m so scared you’ll leave me, because if you do….” She began to look away, tearing up “I’d….. I-” pinzu slid himself backwards and purposely fell forwards onto Saki, kissing her. He forced a hand behind her head and kissed her as hard as he could, locking his tongue around hers. He soon left her mouth, spit clinging from between their lips, and then breaking when enough distance was made.

“Saki… You complete me too.” He said. Saki turned completely red, and began weeping after short pause. “You’re the only girl who doesn’t judge me for wanting to fuck cute loli anime girls, or think it’s weird when I randomly grope you in public, or anything else! You’re the only thing in my life that makes me feel whole… Perhaps…. It is because we are the two sides of one coin. We simply cannot exist without the other.” pinzu slid his dick back into Saki, and began thrusting into her at a soft, steady pace.

“pinzu…” Saki began to ask “I… I want you to cum inside me, pinzu. I want your child…. I want to have a family with you, pinzu, and spend the rest of my life with you” She began tearing up “This isn’t going to be the end of us, pinzu, after tonight, we’re…. We’re going to be together forever” pinzu began thrusting faster, tearing up from Saki’s words “And nothing will separate us, ever!!! It’s gonna be like one of those stock photos you see in the photo frames at Wal-Mart, it’ll be perfect, cause we’re perfect with each other! And… And-”

“Saki…. I love you” pinzu cut off, choking on tears.

“.... I love you too” The two hugged, and as they did, pinzu climaxed within her. Cum spilled from her pussy, leaking onto the bed sheets. The two kissed, and cried. This was the beginning of their beautiful, everlasting relationship…

Pinzu Woke Up

He arose from Kiriko’s bed in a cold sweat, eyes darting around the room. He tossed the sheets and blankets off the bed, which were stained with his cum, which, for him, was nothing new to wake up to, and began screeching.

“SAKI!?!? SAKI WHERE ARE YOU!?!?! SAKI!?!? SAKI!!!!!!!”. He searched around the tattered room desperately, looking for his beautiful girlfriend, but alas, Saki was not there. Kiriko entered into the room from the elevator, sipping on a Lemonade Capri-Sun, staring at whatever Pinzu was doing.

“Yo.” Kiriko said with absolutely nothing on but a Pickle Rick T-shirt “whatcha doin?” Pinzu then bum rushed Kiriko, grabbing her by her T-shirt collar and slamming her against the closed lift door.

“WHERE’S SAKI!?!? WHAT’D YOU DO WITH HER!?!?!?” He screamed, crying like a bitch.

“Wha?... What are you talking about? Pretty sure she is in her room on floor 53.” She replied, taking another sip from her Capri-Sun. Pinzu glared at her as if she was a fucking idiot

“What!? What do you mean!? Like nothing just happened!?”

“What happened? What the fuck are you talking about?”

“SAKI, KIRIKO!!! WE WERE MAKING SWEET PASSIONATE LOVE IN MY BED AND NOW I’M HERE, WHERE IS SHE!?!?” Kiriko stood in silence, trying to comprehend what in the everloving fuck Pinzu was blabbering on about, but soon, she put the pieces together.

“So THAT’S what you were fucking dreaming about.” She finally replied. “You are literally the WORST person to share a bed with, you know? You were fucking grabbing me and shaking me awake for the last few hours, screaming someone’s name, fuckin’, rubbing your dick between my asscheeks CONSTANTLY, I don’t even know how someone could stay asleep rolling around like that in their own fucking bed.” She attempted to take another sip from her Capri-Sun, but Pinzu smacked it out of her hands while having another bitch-fit.

“IT WASN’T A DREAM, IT WAS REAAAAAAAAAL!!!” Pinzu screamed again into her face.

“If it was real, what the fuck were you doing in my bed?” … Pinzu took a moment to think… Shit, yeah, she was right, it was totally a dream.

“So…… So me and Saki aren’t….. Together?” He said, losing his grip on Kiriko’s shirt, >and losing the will to live.

“... I mean, you could just ask her.”

“No that’d never work.” Pinzu hastily replied. Kiriko rolled her eyes.

“Okay, you clearly don’t know shit about Saki, so let me lay this down. ‘No’ is not a part of Saki’s vocabulary. If you ask her to do something, she’ll fucking do it out of fear of being rude. If you asked her to marry you, she’d do it, even if she didn’t like you that much, she’d do it just to make you happy. I should fucking know! Back in the day, when we needed to test nanoweave shit, she’d let me and Kyoko-” She cut herself off… She shouldn’t have said that. Before she could said anything to rebound from that, Pinzu replied.

“SO I HAVE A CHANCE TO BE WITH HER!?!?” Pinzu said, new life springing into his eyes.

“..... Y-yeah, I mean, if you can tolerate someone as unpleasantly positive as her for the rest of your li-” He shoved past Kiriko for the lift. “Where the fuck are you going?”

“I NEED TO FIND HER!!!!!!!” He attempted to open the lift, but had no idea how, so he tried to smash it open.

“Dude, calm down, you can talk to her in the-” He smashed through it “..... What the fuck? How did you even-” Pinzu cut her off, and yelled:

“THROUGH THE POWER OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!” he then jumped so hard on the lift he smashed through the floor of it.

“...... What……. How?…. Shit…... I gotta go find hi-” Then the power went out… Of fucking course it did… Wait a second, that shouldn’t happen normally. This tower has enough power to keep lit for 200 years, more than enough to outlive her, so power would never be a fucking problem, she made sure of that shit. Either something got loose and cut that shit, or…. Son of a bitch- SOMEONE IN HERE IS TRYING TO STEAL HER CRAP!!!

“Ah hell no.” Kiriko said to herself, going over to her dresser to get outfitted. She quickly got into her usual attire, grabbed a black duffel bag, stuffed as much shit as she could into it that might help in a fight against whatever the fuck got loose in the tower during the blackout, most importantly Pinzu’s stuff since she could think of multiple instances where a sword made out of what seemed like a spider’s leg that can burst into fire could be useful in killing something, and whatever small vials of whatever-the-fuck she could potentially use. Geared up, she slipped some sort of odd metal disc into her heels, stood up straight, lifted the strap of her bag over her shoulder, and using the magnetic properties of the disc, walked up the wall of her room. She then stomped on the ventilation grate so it would stick to her magnetised feet, lifted her foot up to rip it off the wall, kicked it off, and proceeded to crawl into the depths of her tower’s ventilation system to stop whoever was fucking with her shit before they could go copying it and doing something stupid with her discoveries, such as making a robot that can deliver beers from your fridge to you, or even worse, curing cancer.
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