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Devilios Zon Exciet
Written By InuSonishaUnlimited
Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own the SEGA characters but I am working on it even as we speak. Weird title I came up with, not affiliated with any language of any kind, so be not offended by it. Anyway, the only SEGA character in this tale is Sonic, everyone else is based on the design but not much else should be familiar. Probably my first attempt at a comedy story of some sort. A story about a young Demi-Devil that will be told...well, here. Rated M or MA for Strong Language and Violence, along with Sexual Content. For Mature Audience only, meaning no weak-minded or soft-hearted people or kiddies, okay?
Chapter 8: Now Hunting for El Sweete
After finally mastering all the elements, Sonic was ready to receive his Spirit of Fire, the same spirit that RaZeke possessed. Or so he was told, since he wasn't sure if he was truly ready or not. Regardless, he needed to make a walk to a place called the Altar of Fiery Ouch, which happened to be about ten feet away from his house. A small trip, really, as he walked over and threw a coin in the well. "Sonic Blackwing...I have heard of you...Are you ready to receive your power of the Fiery Spirits within me...?" said a low voice within the well. "Er...okay." Sonic said, shrugging his shoulders.
"Very well, then face this!" said the well as a bunch of monkeys jumped out and tackled Sonic. He threw them all off and back down the well. "Killer monkeys, though?! Really?!" he yelled as a large red bubble appeared. It engulfed him and after about five seconds, it popped him out. "Now you have the Spirit of Fire." said the well as RaZeke came walking out of it. "Wait...Dad! You're the spirit of the well?" he asked. "Close, but no cigar. You're too young to smoke." he said, walking off. "Rrriiiggghhhttt..." Sonic said, walking off himself.
Back at the house, Violetwing stood before them both. "Umm...this is a bit sudden, but there is something I need to tell you." she began. "Yes, what's wrong, Violetwing?" Sonic asked. "Well, I really need to go home now. It's been a few months and I've some other things to attend to." she said. "Oh, all right. That's all you needed to say. I'll open the way back to your world." Sonic said, pulling out the strange book. "Oh, thank you so much. I'll never forget you, Sonic." she said, holding him. "Yeah, yeah, okay, please put me down! Ha ha! Okay, now then... Unholy spirit, return to...huh?" Sonic said, watching the portal open, even though he only said the first few words. Violetwing walked in, waving as she passed through the other side. "...She's not coming back, is she?" Sonic asked. "Naw." RaZeke said, patting him on the head before watching the portal close.
"Now, Sonic. There is a task that I think you should be able to do, even with your limited thought capacity." RaZeke said, donning a graduation cap. "Uhh...I have no idea what you just said, Dad." Sonic said, cocking his head. "Good thing, that is. Now, I want you to go the Cathealdre De Muerte in Los Vrantos out in the west and find a being known as El Sweete." "El...Sweete?" Sonic said, clearly without knowledge of such a beast. "Indeed. It is a one-eyed cloud with a sombrero, whose eye is made of sweets. However, there have been no brave fools turning up to track it down. Which is why you are the child for the job." "What part of the description is based in me?" "Both, you are brave and you are a fool. A total, spastic, unknowing fool." RaZeke said, smiling. "You do realize that if I was smarter, I'd take that as an insult?" Sonic said, with his hands on his hips. "Of course you would. Now go on and find El Sweete. Who knows, you may find someone to help you." As Sonic walked out, he asked one last important question. "Uhh, why am I hunting it again?" "It's made of candy, what other reason do you need?" "Ah."
After three taxi rides, Sonic arrived in Los Vrantos, a gothic city with guitar tunes blasting from devil sound systems. Many people were lounging about, listening to their music and the like. Most were laying down because they had no energy, for whatever reason. Suddenly, a cloaked figure appeared before Sonic, bringing with him a dramatic guitar cue. "Would you happen to be...Sonic Blackwing?" he asked in a low, mysterious voice. "Yes, but who are you? Some Meta-Knight rip-off?" Sonic asked, looking with utter confusion. "No...I am Meta-Knight." he said, the dramatic cue intensifying. "No fair, you get your own music cue?" Sonic whined. To those who watched Kirby: Right Back At Ya! on Fox, you know what it sounds like. "What is that you seek here?" Meta-Knight asked Sonic. "I'm looking for...uhh...what was I looking for again?" Sonic said, scratching his head. "Come with me. Perhaps you will remember after a walk through the city." "Oh, whatever you say." Sonic said, walking alongside the strange swordsman from Dreamland.
"It isn't safe to walk around here by yourself." Meta-Knight said, passing Sonic a cup with tea. "Huh? Why not?" Sonic asked, placing the tea next to himself. "Have you heard of the Azure Vampire?" Meta-Knight began. "Azure Vampire?" Sonic asked, obviously never heard of it. "The Azure Vampire...a monster, some say. Others say she is a beautiful young purple hedgehog demon...with a taste for blood...and other things." Meta-Knight said. "Uh-huh...so that would explain why some of them lazy-behinds were...lazy." Sonic said, looking out the window. "Those men had encounters with the Vampire...and lost their energy. Even today, they wait for her to fill them with pleasure, only to lose more energy. Do you understand?" Meta-Knight finished, looking at Sonic picking at his ear. "Okay, I got it. Hmm..." Sonic said, pulling out a cookie and looking around suspiciously. "What troubles you?" "Well, I'm half-expecting a Kirby appearance by pulling out this cookie." Sonic said, getting his wish as a pink form not only sucked the cookie, but also sucked him in. A large, pink globe covered Sonic's head as he banged against it repeatedly.
"HOLY SHIT! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! MMMMPPPHHH! MMMPPPHHH!" Sonic yelled, hitting his head against the wall, punching Kirby and trying to pull him off. Eventually, after about twenty minutes, Kirby released Sonic and sat next to Meta-Knight. "Oh thank God...oh, thank you Jesus..." Sonic said, bowing and kissing the floor. "I don't believe that Kirby found you appetizing." Meta-Knight said jokingly, Sonic looking like he would explode. "I could care less! I'm glad to be alive! Anyway, I remembered what I was looking for!" Sonic said. "Well, what is it?" "Uhh...Goddamn it, I forgot again!" Sonic said, making them all slap each other's heads. "Well, I am sure that you will remember what it is soon, but I believe that you should stay here for the evening." "Are you kidding? With the Pink Vacuum here, I think not! I'll take a walk out there to see if I can remember what I'm looking for." Sonic said, walking out the door. Meta-Knight and Kirby held their hands to their hearts as a trumpet sounded off.
Sonic jumped to the top of a building and looked over the sunset and the city. "What was that thing?...El...Chewy? No...Argh, can't remember." Sonic said. He looked over and saw a strange temple with the words "Cathealdre De Muerte: Temple for El Sweete". "Hmm...nope, doesn't ring any bells. Ah well, I'll remember eventually." Sonic said proudly. He looked down and saw a figure dashing away from an unconscious soul. "Hmm, had his energy drained recently. Man, the things people do for a feel of female flesh." Sonic thought as he examined the man. He looked behind himself and saw the rising moon. "Ah." he said as he jumped up on another building face-to-face with...the set for the next chapter.
- So many random references...so little time. Eh, maybe not. Stay tuned!
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