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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike	By : GintaxAlvissforever Category: +S through Z > Super Smash Brothers Views: 1933 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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50 Ways to Piss Off Ike
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Brawl or Sega Superstar Tennis. They go to Nintendo (SSBB) and SEGA (SSST).
Summary: Snake was right. Link IS evil!
Chapter 9: Link's Prank

The next day, Sonic noticed how upset Ike was. Anyone would be if their favorite food was blown up in front of him, but he was beyond pissed.
Ike wasn't the only one who was acting abnormal though. Ash and Falco were also acting weird. They've been really distant with each other. Ash decided to attend the group while Falco was off somewhere. Sonic had to do something, but after that conversation with the Pokémon Trainer yesterday, he felt like he wasn't ready to speak to him without starting a quarrel.
With the new member Snake, the group discussed what Link could possibly do to Ike that was so horrible that the mercenary wouldn't even know what hit him.
Link appeared at the table eventually and discussed his plan to get back at Ike. The group sweatdropped. His plan was evil indeed.
"I think I'll do it now," Link declared.
The Smashers backed up. The Hero of Time was either really courageous or really stupid.
The angel suddenly came rushing into the cafeteria with a bucket of KFC! Everyone in the room stopped when the angel delivered it to Ike. It was enough to get the mercenary smiling again. He thanked the angel before he walked slowly with the bucket in hand. Pit smiled as he walked in the opposite direction. He gave Ash a look telling him that their match would be starting soon. Ash sighed as he got up and followed the angel.
Sonic finally decided that his friend's well being was more important than one of the most funniest pranks that was coming up.

"Ash!" Sonic called out.
The Pokémon Trainer frowned. He told the angel to go ahead of him. The innocent captain obeyed and continued to walk toward the battle room. Ash was face to face with Sonic.
"What do you want?" Ash questioned still sounding annoyed.
Sonic folded his arms, "I want to know what is happening between you and Falco."
"It's none of your business."
"It is my business. You and Falco are my friends. I can't just stand here and watch you guys start hating each other."
"It's none of your fucking business!"
Sonic jumped back but didn't back down.
"Please Ash! Just tell me what's bugging you!"
Ash scowled, "I'll tell you what's wrong! I'm fucking annoyed that I get treated like a kid! I hate the fact that Falco is treating me like shit because he's such a coward and doesn't want to solve his issue with Fox on his own! I hate the fact he's tempting me to be something I'm not! I...I..."
The Pokémon Trainer was on the verge of tears but he held it in. Sonic tried to comfort him but the Pokémon Trainer brushed his hand away and ran to catch up to Pit. Sonic frowned.
"Ash...you're the one with the problem..."

Sonic rushed back with his video camera in hand just in time to catch the scene with Ike and Link. Snake and Marth were hiding in Snake's cardboard box when it happened.
"Hey Ike! I have some very important information to tell you!" Link shouted in a happy tone.
Ike who was obsessed with staring at his chicken paid no heed to the elf. Link grinned evilly.
"You know, Pit's not going to live long..." Link said.
That got Ike to look up, "What happened to Pit?"
Link looked at the ground and frowned. Something fell from his eyes. Was he crying?
"It's sad...Pit told me the most poignant story..."
Ike was interested slightly now, "What?"
"He said...because he went to the underworld, his life spanned has been shortened greatly. He doesn't have that much time to live...this...is his last year...and his last day..."
Ike's jaw dropped, "What?"
Link fell to his knees sobbing, "He didn't want to tell you because you knew that you wouldn't accept the chicken he gave you. He..."
Ike got to his knees, "Is there anything I can do?"
"There is one thing..." Link mumbled.
"What is it?"
"Pit wanted to taste Kentucky Fried Chicken one last time. If you can give him the whole container of chicken, I'm sure he'll be happy before he dies."
Link broke down crying which surprised Ike. Why didn't anyone tell him that Pit was going to die today? He didn't want to give his prized possession away. Not after it was blown up yesterday. It was a tough decision but eventually, he realized that Pit was WAY more important than KFC.
"If it will make Pit happy in the end, I'll surrender what he bought me..."
Link grinned. Ike was so gullible.
"T-Thank you..." Link murmured as he accepted the present from Ike, "Pit will surely be happy now."
Ike smiled faintly.
"Here...is Pit's thank you..."
Link handed Ike another box. Ike accepted it with pleasure. He opened the box and...
BOOM!
Link laughed as the box blew up in his face.
"Oh you're so gullible! You just lost your chicken again! And..."
Link took a sniff of the chicken. It smelled good.
"And I think I'll keep this for myself."
With that said, Link trotted away happily. You could only imagine the look on Ike's face.
"NO! THEY TOOK MY BUCKET OF CHICKEN!" Ike cried before he fainted again.
Snake and Marth snickered underneath the cardboard box as Link made his escape. Sonic however was shocked.
That's messed up. Sonic thought to himself. Using the oldest trick in the book to get Ike to give up his chicken...
Sonic turned off his camera and decided to zoom back to his room.

Sonic sighed when he saw that no one was on MSN today. Ulala was probably reporting the biggest scoop along with her rival Pudding while NiGHTS was trying to defend dreams and Reala trying to destroying them. Ai-Ai was most likely searching for bananas of all kinds and Mee-Mee would be following him wherever he went. Samba was probably improving his music skills and Beat and Gum were getting into trouble as usual. They all had a life of freedom...
"You seem to be having a good day."
Sonic shook his head.
"No, I'm not. I can't figure out what's wrong with Falco and Ash...I mean, they're really close but I don't know what's pulling them apart..."
Fox shook his head.
"I know what you mean? It's a mess with those two. I was just done talking to Falco and..."
"And what?"
"...He was a disaster. When I try to ask him what's wrong, he flips out on me and we end up fighting. It's like me being around him just makes him act up more..."
Sonic's ears drooped.
"What did he tell you?"
Fox's ears also drooped.
"He was saying shit like I needed to forget about Krystal and focus on him. It's hard given that I did kick her out of the group because I was worried about her, but for her to stay with Star Wolf..."
"Fox, what did you say? And what does Ash have to do with him flipping out?"
"I just told him that that's all in the past and he needs to stop acting like a child. I also told him to stop taking his anger out on Red but...when you look at Red, sometimes I think he's deliberately making the whole situation worse with his little game..."
That's it!
Sonic headed straight for his door.
"Sonic, where are you going?" Fox asked.
Sonic glared at Fox, "I'm going to teach that brat a lesson!"
Fox shook his head, "Don't get raped!"
Sonic stuck his tongue out and zoomed off. Did he looked that cute that anyone would sexually harass him?

The hedgehog waited for twenty minutes before the Pokémon Trainer returned from the team match with Pit. They manage to win with a score of 1. Pit got that one point though and he managed to knock out Mario at the last second. That did not cheer up the Pokémon Trainer up though because he felt like a big burden to the angel. Pit noticed there was something wrong with him too, but didn't even get a chance to ask Ash because he left as soon as the battle ended.
Upon seeing the blue hedgehog again, Ash looked ready to punch him in the face. Sonic however beat him to that. The funny thing about that is that they attracted an audience. That audience being some assist trophies like Shadow, Lyn, Isaac, Saki and Stafy. (Is it just me, or are they always together)?
Reactions were different. Shadow handed Stafy (who he was carrying) to Lyn as he folded his arms. Isaac and Saki looked ready to start shouting "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Lyn just shook her head in annoyance.
Ash rubbed his cheek and glared at Sonic.
"What the fuck was that for-"
Ash didn't finish because Sonic punched him again. Shadow was grinning now. The two assist trophies were shouting for a fight and poor Lyn just labeled all men as stupid.
"You..." Sonic murmured in a dangerous tone. Shadow noted that the blue hedgehog might become Dark Sonic any minute with the dark aura surrounding him.
Ash tried to get up but Sonic zoomed around him and kicked him in the back pushing him into the door.
"Are the biggest idiot I have ever known!" Sonic declared.
With that, Isaac and Saki cheered. Lyn had to agree. Stafy had no idea what was going on and Shadow was starting to get nervous. Ash glared at the hedgehog only to see him smiling sadly.
"How could you make the situation worse between Fox and Falco when we all know the reason why they switched rooms in the first place? I thought I knew you better than to let your arrogance get the best of you..."
Ash looked away disgusted.
"Why did you do it Ash, why-"
Lyn eventually realized that this was personal between the two Smashers. She grabbed Isaac by the ear and dragged him off. Isaac could be heard crying out in pain. Shadow looked at Saki. The dirty blonde looked back at the black hedgehog. Both nodded their heads in union and backed off.
Ash couldn't look into Sonic's green eyes. He felt guilty for doing what he did, but how was he supposed to express himself?
"Ash..."
"What was I suppose to do Sonic..." He asked softly.
Sonic was puzzled, "What do you...mean..."
Ash held in his tears, "I...I...really wanted to help them...I seriously did...but then Falco started insulting my very way of living...and I found out about his weakness...and I just had to get back at him...I...I..."
The poor Pokémon Trainer broke down crying not being able to finish that sentence. Sonic just stared at him baffled. He had nothing to say or couldn't bring himself to hit him again. He considered himself stupid now thinking that Ash was lying to him just to get him off his back when in actuality, he was suffering just as much as Fox and Falco were. Fox may not have shown it at all, but that was because he was better at handling stress than his partner was. Falco probably had it worse than Fox and just took it out on Ash...and of course given his status as the idiot, he would take the blame...and then this would happen.
"I'm sorry..."

Me: TBC with 2450 words. Edit notes!
Edit: So the fight Sonic and Ash had is different as a result of destroying the Falco/Ash pairing that this story originally had. It's about Ash being insensitive (which is more in character of him anyway) rather than having a furry fetish. Falco freaking out is because he's so stubborn and taking it out on Ash is easier than facing his problem with Fox.
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