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Yo-kai Specs	By : joekun626 Category: -Misc Video Games/RPGs > General Views: 3735 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Yo-kai Watch, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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"Oh, yes! Yes, right there! That's it!"

Insomni's constant moaning drove me on; two hours in, and neither of us seemed to lose an ounce of energy. I reached around her and grabbed both of her big, purple tits, squeezing them as I shoved my cock inside of her, feeling her tight insides grip around me. Insomni moaned out louder from my touch as she always did, but today she was a bit louder than usual -- she tended to raise her voice when I fucked her in the ass.

Bent over my bed, with her beautiful purple-and-gold dress neatly folded on my desk, I stared at Insomni's nude body from behind as I fucked her. Hours ago in the morning, we had started doing this as "making love," but not too long after turned right to our usual hard fucking. The original intent was to apologize to Insomni, since I sincerely had no idea of how deep her feelings truly were. However, with Insomni being herself, this of course didn't last very long. Within an hour, my slow, passionate movements inside of her turned to hard, fast slams into her ass as both of my hands gripped her rear and squeezed while I rammed my dick into her.

Before Insomni could say another word to me, I pulled my cock out and grabbed Insomni's shoulders, quickly flipping her over on the bed. As if our minds were one, she lowered her ghost tail and allowed me to push right back into her asshole, thrusting just as fast as I had been mere seconds ago. With this new front view, I could see her erect, excited pink nipples as her massive breasts bounced from my forceful pushing and extreme speed. The bed's springs were beginning to squeak quite loudly, but this always aroused Insomni more for some reason -- I didn't complain, anything that made her even more horny was always good for me. Usually.

"I'm gonna cum soon ..." I muttered, reaching out to grope her breasts and stopping them mid-bounce. I felt her nipples as my fingers brushed against them -- their bright, pink color always stood out among the purple on her boobs. Using my thumb and index fingers on both hands, I squeezed her nipples and gave them a quick tug -- Insomni moaned out louder, tossing her head back in pleasure.

"That feels so good! Cum in my ass! Please!" Insomni begged. I didn't stop thrusting for a moment as we talked, shoving my cock into her as fast as I could. I felt my orgasm building, yet I didn't want to cum too soon -- despite the fact that I had came at least four times throughout the morning and early afternoon. My seed was still leaking out of her slit, but it ended up just being easy lube for anal.

"I'm gonna ... oh fuck, yeah ..." I groaned, feeling my hips start to grow weak and my thrusts turn wild, slamming into her with every bit of energy I had left in me. My limit was going to break at any second, and this was going to be the best shot all day -- I could feel it. This was going to make us both pass out!

"I'm cumming!" I moaned, squeezing Insomni's tits as I shot rope after rope of cum into her ass. She shouted in pleasure, echoing throughout the room as her orgasm hit as well, her juices squirting as she tossed her head back and forth with uncontrollable moaning.

"Me too! I'm cumming so much!" Insomni shouted. "I love you! I love you!"

As both of us slowly came down from cloud nine, I gently fell on top of Insomni with my cock still buried inside of her. I felt her stroke my hair with her fingers, and nuzzle against me as my eyes slowly closed.

"That's my partner ..." Insomni whispered, running her fingers through my hair. "I'll always be by your side, don't worry ... I love you."

Our loving moment was rudely interrupted by a very surprised-sounding gasp.

"What are you two doing?!"

I pulled my face out of Insomni's bust and she sat up, both of us seeing Hanako floating into the room. Even through her face-blocking hair, we could see the shocked expression on her face. She floated closer to us, and seemed to look through us both, focusing on ... my cock, which was still inside Insomni's ass.

"What's going on here? You're inside the wrong hole." Hanako raised an eyebrow -- I had become able to see through her hair, somehow, when it came to her reactions. "You can't have sex in the butt."

"Of course you can, dear." Insomni replied. "It's called anal sex. We do it all the time, it's very nice. You should try it."

I don't know what to be more surprised with -- the fact that Hanako didn't know about anal sex, or that Insomni was being kind to her.

"Anal sex ..." Hanako repeated, putting a hand to her chin. She looked up at me. "This doesn't hurt you? It feels just as good as regular sex?"

"Uh, yeah." I nodded. "Insomni and I used to have sex like this when we first met. Sometimes it feels even better than regular sex."

"Fascinating!" Hanako nodded, looking back to my dick half-inside Insomni. "In all my years in the bathroom, I've never seen people do this!"

"People don't generally have sex in bathrooms. You weren't in a high school." I said. "Anal sex isn't a thing you do on the toilet."

"If there's one thing I know, it's butt stuff." Hanako commented, floating back to look at Insomni and I. "I've unfortunately seen many, many things humans do back there, and I've never seen this. This calls for some investigation." With that, Hanako floated past us and to the bathroom, opening the door and closing it behind her as she entered. Insomni and I looked at one another, but she pulled me down into a kiss before I could speak.

...

Hours later, Hanako finally came out of the bathroom, looking quite pleased with herself. Since earlier, Insomni and I had dressed and had started lounging in the bedroom; I was playing with the Yo-kai Pad, and she sat next to me and explained various Yo-kai-related things I came across. We were going over Z-medals, the actual name for green-framed medals, when Hanako floated in front of us.

"I have fantastic news." Hanako piped up, with her hands behind her back. We both looked at her, and she cleared her throat. She had on a pair of pink glasses that somehow made her look professional, but also made her look even more adorable.

The latter likely wasn't her intent, so I wouldn't ruin her fun.

"I'm going to produce a new line of aids for failing Yo-kai couples, but rather than just pleasure creams, this new set will include some physical items." Hanako announced, looking proud of herself.

"Is a cream not a physical item?" Insomni asked. "What do you have in mind, dear?"

"Introducing ...!" Hanako started, moving her hands from behind her back in one swift motion. "Hanako's Rear Gear!" In her left hand was something like a big, red vibrator, with Hanako's name and logo of her head down the back. In her right hand was a small black box with "Hanako's Rear Gear" in very fancy-looking font, with a picture of a mini vibrator. A large 'H' was under the on/off switch. "These two items can both be used for couples to experiment with anal play!" Hanako explained.

"They look like stuff Insomni already has." I commented. Insomni blushed and gently punched me in the arm. "What's anal about them?"

"Simple!" Hanako said with a smile. "They react to the heat of a Yo-kai's anus!"

"That doesn't sound appealing. Word it differently." Insomni said.

"Fine." Hanako sighed. "When you put them up your butt, it feels better than putting them in any other hole. They're meant for butt play, but they'll work in anything. They're prototypes, okay?"

"That sounds ... better?" I nodded. "You can probably think up something more creative than just vibrators, though."

"That's where you come in." Hanako winked at me. "You helped me with my last product line, so I'm gonna need a human's touch with these."

"... I'm not putting anything up my butt." I replied.

"No!" Hanako shook her head. "You know how human toys work, and the last time we converted human stuff to Yo-kai stuff, it was really popular!" Hanako stomped her foot in mid-air. "I'm gonna go back to the drawing board, then! I'll come back later!" Hanako floated past us, and a moment later I heard the bathroom door close and lock.

"You really think she can flip a normal vibrator as something special?" Insomni asked, floating off of the bed.

"No. I'm sure it'll do something weird. It's not like her to create something normal or boring." I said. "Anyway, I'm hungry. You up for an Everymart run?"

"Sure, why not." Insomni nodded and floating for the door. "The candy apples are on you."

"As always." I sighed. I grabbed my house key and cell phone, and the two of us left the apartment. I was excited to see what Hanako would come up with, but also just a little nervous on what I had to do with it. As we closed the door behind us, Insomni paused. I turned, seeing that she was staring at the door -- it was still barely hanging on. Somehow I had just stopped noticing it, but the frown on her face brought the memory of it slamming against the wall back to mind.

"We'll worry about it when the time comes." Insomni said. I nodded and resumed my walk, with her next to me.

...

Our walk to Everymart was, so far, very nice and pleasant. As we went on, Insomni and I did something that we never found the time to do: converse. For once, instead of trying to talk me into having sex with her under a playground slide, Insomni and I were just talking about life. Since we spent most of our time together, we usually knew what the other was up to. As Everymart eventually came into view, I realized I had lost track of time while we spoke.

"So that's what Yo-kai tribes are." Insomni finished her explantion as we approached the store. "Do you understand yet?"

"I think so: there's Charming, Eerie, Tough, Mysterious, Brave, Heartful, and Slippery." I repeated her from earlier in the lesson. "I always wondered how the Yo-kai Watch knew what song to play. This doesn't explain what exactly is 'Heartful' about Hungramps's food theft habit, though."

"The Heartful Tribe has always been know for having some ... how shall I say, eccentric Yo-kai. They're usually good healers in Yo-kai battles, but outside of that they've been some of the more unusual. Of course, the best tribe is Eerie, so you don't need to worry about that!" Insomni struck a pose, placing one hand behind her hand and other on her hip, pushing out her chest.

"So you've told me." I chuckled, shaking my head. "I hate to tell you, but I think I like Charming's or Mysterious's summoning songs the most. It was just so cute seeing Komasan flail around ..." I trailed off, smiling at the idea of the little dog looking nervous when I had summoned him during the battle with Cursed Hanako. Insomni muttered something followed with an annoyed groan, but I ignored it -- I was more than used to her jealousy by now.

As we entered Everymart, we were hit with a blast of air conditioning; it felt amazing compared to the sweltering sun outside. The both of us happily sighed, loving the feeling of cold air covering us. I headed towards the counter while Insomni floated around to shop. I hoped she wouldn't find something expensive to catch her eye, but knowing my materialistic partner, she would surely find something.

"That'll be ... twenty candy apples?" The cashier seemed a little hesitant at my decision, but kept his fake smile regardless. As far as this man knows, I hate my teeth. With multiple bags in hand, I made my way to Insomni, who was looking through a magazine. Luckily, the cashier didn't see it floating in mid-air and panic.

"Look at this, dear." Insomni motioned me over. I peeked over at the magazine, but as soon as I saw the picture, I turned back. "These pictures of Mount Wildwood are so beautiful, aren't they?" She commented with a smile. "Could we go there? Maybe today, since it's still early?"

"I don't know." I replied. "That's quite a walk, and I really don't want to go back there. I have a bad history with that place."

"That's fine, so let's get walking." Insomni said. "I can have an apple picnic while you watch, and I'll even watch you climb the mountain and pick me the most beautiful flower."

Before I could argue, Insomni pushed me out the door -- how did I get roped into this?

During our long, long walk towards Springdale Elementary, all I could think about was the last time I had visited Mt. Wildwood. I couldn't remember the details, but I did know that something really had happened and for that reason I didn't want to step foot back there. The only things I could remember were camping with my family, and evil-looking purple eyes. Did I come across a bear trying to look like a special snowflake with color contacts, and just couldn't remember him?

"If the pictures are anything to go by, it'll be quite a romantic spot!" Insomni had been talking, but it took me until just now to start listening. "If it ends up being nice, maybe we can hide somewhere and I can get some wild wood of my own to play with, hm?" Insomni gave me a sly grin, licking her lips. "Some really wild wood." She floated down closer to me and reached out, cupping my crotch with her hand through my pants. I shivered from her touch, but shook my head.

"I want to get there, let you see the place, and go." I said. "I haven't been there in years, and I'm sure I had a reason."

"So you're allergic to nature, that's not a surprise." Insomni commented. "You rarely leave the apartment anyway, so that's an easy guess for anyone."

"Oh, ha ha." I replied, giving her an annoyed glance. "Yes, I'm such a horrible shut-in."

"The first step is admitting you have a problem, my love." Insomni smirked at me. I ignored that.

I didn't notice that we had already reached the school, meaning that all we had was a single path left to reach the grassy area of Insomni's demands. I could hear the schoolkids playing as I walked down the road next to the schoolyard, but the sounds of happy children were nothing but white noise to me -- all I could think about was turning tail and running back home. Insomni and I headed down the grassy path, entering the forest.

As soon as we entered, we were greeted with something that I instantly remembered hating: a long flight of cement stairs. There were at least two of them if memory served, if not more. Insomni and I looked at each other, and she shrugged -- why should she care? She can just float up them. While she moved onward, I groaned in frustration and started climbing.

It felt like hours. When I reached the final stair, I could feel sweat pouring down my face. I looked up, seeing Insomni was laying on the grass and looking up at the sky, resting her head in her hands. When she turned and saw me, she got up and floated towards me, giving me a smile.

"Took you long enough." She teased. "There's a shrine up here. I already put in a little bit of money for you."

"Thanks, I love it when you use my money without asking." I replied. "I live for it, in fact."

"You're very welcome!" Insomni happily replied. Sarcastic bitch.

We kept on walking past the shrine. I looked over, seeing a few people bowing in front of it and putting money in -- I guess it was nice for people who believed that giving money provided good luck, but I see a dollar as just that -- a dollar. I need it. When I resumed looking in front of me, I stopped -- a large sign was blocking the path, with a stop sign painted on it.

"Come on, let's go." Insomni said, floating forward and moving through the sign. She turned, seeing that I was still standing in place. "Come on, I said!" She demanded, floating back and grabbing my arm, forcefully yanking me. Fortunately, I ducked under the sign before slamming face-first into it. I couldn't figure out what was so special about this place to make it get blocked-off; it was just another path surrounded by trees.

Insomni finally released her grip on me and we continued on. After a moment, I could see why people shouldn't come here -- a giant tree was in front of us. It looked like if anyone touched this thing, you'd get a splinter in your entire hand. Possibly they didn't want someone cutting it down, either. It was quite a beautiful piece of nature, actually. But that wasn't the interesting thing about the small, open area.

In front of the tree was something that looked like one of those little prize machines -- the ones that you put it a quarter and get some crappily-painted toy that breaks in minutes. The machine was a gray color and looked like it went through years of rust and abuse from the weather, yet somehow the casing that held the capsule balls inside looked to be in fine condition. The balls inside the machine looked fine as well.

"What is this thing?" Insomni asked, floating around the machine to examine it. "What do you think is in there?"

"I have no idea." I replied. "Probably little bouncy balls or something cheap."

"That's a shame." Insomni sulked. "I wanted some neat little human world trinket."

"Yeah, sorry." I said. "Come on, let's go--" Before I could finish, I heard someone speak in a singsong voice behind me.

"Fuuuuck meeee, fuuuuck meeee ..."

I turned around, looking at Insomni with an annoyed expression.

"Really? In front of the machine?" I asked. Insomni quickly shook her head.

"It wasn't me, I swear!" She protested. "I heard it too!"

Insomni and I frantically looked around for the source, but saw no one. We looked at each other, but neither of us knew what to say.

"Fuuuuuck meeee, fuuuuck meeee ...!" The voice repeated. The voice, belonging to a female, started to ring out around us. It sounded a little angry, but also somehow seductive -- was she angry that she was aroused?

"What is that?!" Insomni finally spoke, still looking around. "You're not fucking anyone but me!"

"I don't know what's going on, either!" I replied. I looked at the machine in front of me, and listened: a vibrating noise was coming from it as the voice continued.

"I'm so thirsty--I need that DICK!" the female finished her "song," and we were met with silence. At those last words, I felt my cock begin to swell in my pants, but this was definitely against my wishes. I don't know what aroused me at this faceless woman saying she wanted me, but something inside of me couldn't resist what I did next: Insomni looked down as I started to unfasten my pants.

"What are you doing?" Insomni asked. I approached the machine and, using my hand to position myself, shoved my cock inside of the open prize hole. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" She yelled.

"It asked!" I replied. "Don't be rude to the nice lady-machine! I can't help myself!" With that, I started to frantically thrust my cock into the machine's hole, using both hands to take hold of the top of the prize case. The inside of the hole felt warm, but I was too into doing this to wonder why -- I just had to keep going. My body wanted me to keep fucking this toy machine. What the hell am I doing, anyway?! It feels too good to stop, but I've never done something this fucking weird to please my dick!

"Seriously, stop this!" Insomni grabbed my shoulders and tried to pull me away, but I just kept thrusting. Even if I wanted to stop, which I sort of did, my hips just wouldn't stop bucking. It was as if some kind of power was forcing me to fuck this machine. "Seriously, what if someone sees you?!" Insomni asked, pulling me harder. Oh, NOW she cares about me being seen with my dick out?

"Don't worry about it--oh fuck, there I go ...!" I let out a loud grunt, and held the machine tight as I felt cum start to shoot from my cock. Burst after burst shot into the prize slot, but all I could do was keep on wildly thrusting as I emptied my balls into this chunk of plastic. Insomni had gone from trying to stop be to just watching, looking very confused as I finished cumming. When I pulled my cock out and looked at it, I paused -- there was no cum on it. It was like being inside the machine completely cleaned me up somehow, without me feeling it.

Thunk!

As I zipped up my pants, Insomni and I heard something come from the machine: a small, golden ball had dropped into the slot. Unfortunately for me, the golden capsule was also dripping with my cum -- I must've shot upwards inside the prize case without noticing. As much as I didn't want to touch this surely-sticky ball, I reached in and grabbed it.

"I must've won something." I muttered. "Maybe I'm ... a lucky fuck?"

Insomni smacked me across the back of my head. Bad joke.

"Well, come on now, open it." Insomni demanded. "I had to watch you have sex with a machine, we should at least see what it gave you for it!"

I nodded and twisted the ball in my hands, hearing a small 'pop!' sound as it opened. A bright flash of light shot into the sky, turning into a purple swirl; the same that appeared when I summoned Insomni with the Classic Watch. A prize machine with Yo-kai in it?! Why haven't I seen this before?!

As the light began to fade, a short, purple-haired woman was floating in front of us. She had dark purple eyes, a wicked smirk on her face, a weird, spiked black crown on her head, and to top it all off, she was completely naked. Her breasts, face, and lips were dripping with what looked like cum, and she licked her lips when she saw me.

"Thanks for freeing me, but could it have waited until after the orgy?" She asked. She didn't look very happy all of a sudden. "I guess I should be more grateful. You have no choice but to be my friend now, after all."

"Excuse you?" Insomni snapped at her, floating in front of me with her arms out in a defensive pose. "We don't know you, you're naked, and now you're demanding his friendship? No thank you!"

"Oh, right." The female Yo-kai nodded. "Well, I'm Damona. I was in the middle of a four-man Yo-kai bukkake when you freed me from the Crank-a-kai here."

"Crank-a-kai?" I asked. "Is that what this thing is called?" I looked at the prize box -- it was full of balls. How could there be sex, or any type of movement in there?

"You turn the crank, and a Yo-kai comes out. Normally it wants a coin, but I was seriously horny so I figured I'd just use your dick to get me out!" Damona exclaimed. "It took a lot of power for all of us to fit into one ball to have our little fuck-session, though, so you need to make up for it!"

I could've got a different ball and released even more Yo-kai? I'm kind of glad I didn't, honestly. I have enough of them in my life.

"So, uh, Damona. I assume you're naked there because of the orgy. You want to get dressed, maybe?" I asked. I was staring at her breasts, with bright pink, erect nipples -- her chest was quite large for her size, not unlike Netaballerina. Her curves could rival Insomni's -- all of them in just the right places. Her pussy was shaved too, and I could see her juices dripping from it. Those purple eyes of her gave me a seductive glance that sent shivers down my spine, and that sly smirk on her face ... I could melt.

Insomni, however, didn't share those thoughts. She was still in front of me, with her arms outstretched.

"No way!" She argued. "You can get back in your little gold fuck-ball and I'll gladly shove you back into the Crank-a-kai! I'm not sharing with another girl again!"

"Sharing?" Damona raised an eyebrow. "Another girl? Do you live with this human?"

"I do!" Insomni nodded. "He's my partner, and you're not taking him away from me!"

"Oh, what a romantic tale!" Damona clasped her hands together, clearly over-exaggerating and being sarcastic. "A purple, big-boobed slut falls in love with a pussy-thirsty human! It's truly Yo-meo and Juli-kai all over again!" Damona smiled, sticking out her tongue. "Get used to another roomie, sister, because what Damona wants, Damona GETS!" With that last word, she loomed over me, looking into my eyes. She let out a wicked cackle, and I quickly stepped back -- did she want to fuck me, or kill me?

"We'll, uh, be going now! Nice meeting you and seeing you naked!" I said. As I turned around, I was met with Damona's eyes looking into mine once more. Her purple eyes seemed to study mine as she stared at me -- while I was distracted, I felt her open my hand and place something on my palm before pushing it closed once more. I looked down and moved my fingers, seeing a gray Yo-kai medal: Damona's, obviously.

It had a neon-pink, holographic background, with Damona in the center. In this art, she looked furious, and actually had clothes on -- a black kimono, with a pink band tying it together. The ends of the sleeves and the rim of the dress looked dirty, and were covered in some kind of gray-colored, mud-looking substance. A bright, white magic surrounded her -- it almost looked like lightning from the shape of the blast. Above her right hand, something was floating resembled a purple rock.

"Thank you." I said, dropping the medal in my pocket. "I'll be your friend, sure, but ... you might want to lay off on the whole 'demanding me to do stuff' thing."

"What Damona wants, Damona GETS." She repeated, glaring at me. "Come, take me to my new home! Chop chop!"

I looked at Insomni behind me, who shook her head. She didn't look happy in the slightest.

"I think our visit is done here." Insomni said. "Let's go home. OUR home." I nodded and gave Damona a grateful nod for the medal before walking past her. Since I had the chance, I turned to get a brief look at her ass -- very tight, with cum running down both cheeks as well. Unfortunately, Insomni floated in front of my vision and was quite pissed off that I was looking at someone else.

After I once again survived the flights of cement stairs, Insomni and I walked past Springdale Elementary and started our long trek home. Although she thought she was being clever, we could both see Damona hiding behind cars, signs, fences, whatever would fit. Insomni and I both ignored her, but after she was still behind us when we approached the apartment, Insomni finally turned to face her.

"You're not coming in." Insomni said, matter-of-factly. "If you come inside, you'll regret it."

"Oh, yeah?" Damona put her hands on her hips. "Watch me. Which one is it, again?" She floated past us and up the stairs. She stopped at the broken door, then turned back to look at me as Insomni and I started to walk towards her. "This looks like the kind of quality place you'd live in." She commented, giving me a sly grin. I heard Insomni growl from behind me.

Damona floated through the broken door without another word. I opened the door and walked inside, with Insomni right behind me.

The room was, surprisingly, the same as we left it -- however, a steady stream of smoke was pouring out of the bathroom. While Damona was looking around and Insomni was trying to push her back outside, I poked my head into the bathroom. As I expected, Hanako was inside with some kind of weird-looking device in her hand, but there was another creature standing next to her. "Creature" was the only word I could think of for this thing: it wore puffy green pants, had a small patch of brown hair on its head, and while its body looked like a regular human's, one particular aspect was very, very different:

Its head was a giant ass.

"Uh, hi there." I muttered. Hanako turned, and smiled when she saw me.

"Hello, welcome back!" She greeted me. She looked over to the ass-head mutant and motioned to it with one hand. "This is my business associate for my Rear Gear line; meet Cheeksqueek!"

"Pu pu pu!" Cheeksqueek said, waving at me. It looked rather friendly, actually!

"Hi, Cheeksqueek." I waved back at it. "It's nice to meet you."

"Pu pu!" Cheeksqueek nodded. It walked up to me and held out a hand, handling a gray Yo-kai Medal to me. I took it without a pause, but there was something different about this one: it stank. It stank bad. I felt myself wince from the stench, but I didn't want to be rude to someone who was so friendly to me. "Pu pu pu!" Cheeksqueek exclaimed, looking very happy that I had his medal.

"He said that it's nice to meet you." Hanako translated. "I figured that someone with Cheeksqueek's ... unique features ..." she mumbled, trying to not offend him, "would be perfect for Hanako's Rear Gear."

"I could see that." I nodded. "But if he used them, would it be anal, or oral?"

"Well, that--" Hanako paused in mid-sentence. My question had apparently pulled the brakes on her entire train of thought. She looked at Cheeksqueek, then back to me, and back again. She put a hand to her chin. "Hmm ..."

She was clearly in deep thought, so I took the chance to examine this new medal: It had a yellow background, with stench fumes. In front of the fumes was Cheeksqueek, holding both hands on his ... cheeks, I guess? With little blush lines on his face as another wave of yellow stink poured out of what I thought was his mouth. Looking back at the actual Yo-kai, I saw that Cheeksqueek had little nostrils; could he not smell the medal he gave me?

I dropped the medal in my pocket, and looked back at the two Yo-kai; Hanako was sitting on the closed toilet, resting her head in her hands, clearly still in thought over my question. Cheeksqueek had found another of Hanako's toy prototypes, the red vibrator, and was flying it around with his hand like a spaceship. His "Pu pu pu!" sounds were appropiate when he made the "ship" do battle with a bottle of shampoo in his other hand.

"I'll ... leave you guys to it." I said, closing the door.

When I looked back into the bedroom, Insomni and Damona, the latter of who was still nude, were in some kind of weird wrestling match as Insomni continued attempting to force Damona outside. The cum that had previously coated Damona was now running down Insomni's face, but she hadn't seemed to notice.

"Girls, come on now! Settle this like adults!" I protested. "Sexy, sexy adults ..." I muttered.

"Oh, hey. Who's the naked lady?" Hanako's voice came from behind me.

I turned around, seeing Hanako and Cheeksqueek had left the bathroom and were standing behind me, looking past me at the two fighting female Yo-kai.

"That's Damona. We freed her from the Crank-a-kai prize machine on Mount Wildwood, and I think she wants to live here now." I explained. I expected Hanako's jealousy to flare back up -- instead, she just smiled. It wasn't a happy smile either, more of her "I have plans for you" smile that she would give to me whenever it was time for a new cream.

"That'll do fine, then." Hanako said. She looked at Cheeksqueek, and pointed forward. "Mr. Squeek, if you please."

"Pu pu!" Cheeksqueek nodded. He held up his hands and patted his ... cheeks, making a thick, purple gas spew out of his mouth. Or his mouth-cheeks. I can't figure this guy out! The gas floated all around the room, and within mere seconds it felt like my nose would burn off. I pulled up my shirt collar over my nose, and turned back to see Insomni and Damona; they were both knocked out cold. When I turned back to see Hanako, she had on a cute little red gas mask, and Cheeksqueek himself didn't seem to notice the smell. Everyone likes their own brand, apparently.

Hanako and Cheeksqueek walked past me and reached for Damona. With both of them each holding one of her arms, they dragged her passed-out nude body to the bathroom and closed the door behind them. After a moment, I heard what sounded like a loud drill.

"What the hell?" I waved the air in front of me as the gas finally subsided. "What are you two doing in there?!" I asked.

"Nothing special!" Hanako replied.

"Pu pu!" Cheeksqueek added. I ran to the door and pressed my ear against it.

"Huh ... where am I ..." Damona had woken up quickly. "Hey, who are you two?! Why do you have a butt face?!" I see she's met Cheeksqueek. I continued to listen, peeking over to see that Insomni was starting to rise as well.

"What happened?" She asked, floating towards me. She pressed her ear against the door as well. "Did something go wrong?"

"Business meeting." I replied. As we whispered, I heard the loud sounds of other drills, hammers, and other noises that shouldn't be happening in my bathroom.

"No! Don't do that! That won't fit in my butt--noooooo!" Damona yelled out.

"Mua ha ha! Yes, yes, deeper!" Hanako commanded with a wicked laugh. "Deeper, Mr. Squeek! Let's see how deep this naked lady goes!"

"Pu pu puuuuu!" Cheeksqueek replied, sounding quite energetic about his new "Igor-kai" position.

Insomni and I turned and ran for the front door as fast as we could. We wouldn't want to be next.

"That was close!" Insomni said through heavy breathing when we stood outside.

"Yeah, it was!" I agreed. I looked at the door, but something caught my eye -- a paper was lazily hanging next to it, barely holding on from a small piece of tape. I pulled it from the wall and took a good look: I recognized the apartment manager's handwriting.

"I know this door was your fault. You have a month to fix it, or I'm kicking you out. Hugs and kisses, Manager."

I dropped the paper on the ground. Insomni picked it back up, and after reading it, raised her eyebrow at me.

"... Hugs and kisses?" Insomni asked.

"The manager's an older lady who thinks she's everyone's grandma." I explained. "It's cute until you piss her off."

"Clearly." Insomni crumbled up the letter into a ball and casually tossed it behind her. "So how much of your pity money is it going to take for this little mess?"

"Pity money?" I asked. Just hearing that made me a little angry. "For your information, I get it for--"

"Yes, I know." Insomni crossed her arms "Boo-hoo, you're depressed, why is life so hard! You only have a beautiful partner to have sex with whenever you desire, life is just horrible!"

"Where the hell did THIS come from?!" I asked. "This is the money used to buy YOUR sweets, you know!"

"Because how am I supposed to brag about you back in the Yo-kai World when you get money for being sad?" Insomni asked, turning away from me. "I could say that you're a human law officer, or maybe you do some kind of tough construction job, or something cool, but no! Instead, the love of my life, the Yo-kai-seeing human I gush over, just sits around all day!"

It wasn't very often that she said she "loved me" outside of being lost in the passion of sex. We hadn't really known each other for too long, and she decided that I was the love of her life? Thinking back, she even told Mr. Goodsight that she "found herself a human" with me and planned to be with me until I died, and even afterwards. It seemed like every time I thought I had Insomni figured out, she threw another curve ball at me.

"I'm sorry ... I think." I said. "I certainly haven't been unhappy or depressed whatsoever since you came around." I pulled Insomni into a hug, and heard her gasp in surprise. "I want you to be proud of me. What can I do to make that happen?" I released my hold on Insomni, and watched as she slowly floated around in a circle, looking to be in thought.

"Well, now that you mention it ..." She said. "We'll need to ask a little favor of a friend of mine."

"Okay, but what about Damona?" I asked. As if on cue, another scream came from inside the apartment, this time Damona shouting "Not in the face!"

"Oh, she'll be fine!" Insomni replied, shaking her head with a smile. She took my hand and started to pull, leading me to the stairs. "We just need to meet up with someone, and then we'll be on our way. We can call for Hanako whenever we get there."

As we left the apartment building, and in turn left Damona to Hanako and Cheeksqueek's testing, part of me wondered if the purple-haired princess Yo-kai would be alive whenever I summoned her.

...

The inside of this green bush was quite uncomfortable, and I could barely see from peeking through leaves.

Insomni had instructed me to hide while she spoke to her friend -- a boy with a white, ghost-looking Yo-kai with him. This was the "Nate" person that Insomni and Hanako had mentioned; Insomni insisted I stay out of view so that we could avoid explaining to this kid that other people could see Yo-kai besides him. I tried my best to listen to the conversation as I stayed in my hiding place.

"Come on, Nate! If you'll just call Mirapo for me, I would really appreciate it!" Insomni said. She wrapped her tail around Nate's waist and winked at him. I have to say I was somewhat jealous, even if this boy was just an average-looking kid.

"What do you think, Whisper?" Nate asked, looking at the ghost Yo-kai with him.

"It's always good to help your friends, Nate, Yo-kai or otherwise!" Whisper replied with a nod, crossing his arms. He was trying to look wise, and was failing. "Summoning Mirapo isn't difficult, but I have to ask why, miss Insomni!" Whisper looked at her. "Can't you just get to the Yo-kai World yourself?"

"Well, normally, yes ..." Insomni replied. I could tell she was searching for an excuse. "But I, uh ... need to transport something that only Mirapo's portal can do. I can't use the elevator this time."

"The what?" Nate asked, looking at Whisper. Whisper flew in front of Nate, flailing his arms and looking very nervous.

"The nothing! Nothing you needn't concern yourself with, my young master!" Whisper said. "Miss Insomni simply means that her usual way to the Yo-kai World is ... er, out of service, nothing more!" He lied. Whisper didn't know about me, either, but apparently knowing about this mysterious "Yo-kai Elevator" wasn't something the kid was ready for yet. Hell, I didn't know if I was ready to know about it, either. "Just use Mirapo's medal for Insomni, and we'll be on our way!"

"Well, okay ..." Nate nodded, and reached into his pocket. Those tan pants matched that red shirt of his -- maybe I should think about copying this kid's fashion style, if it made him so many Yo-kai friends. I'll have to ask Hanako about it later. Nate fished a medal out of his pocket and flipped it into the air with his thumb; I was once again jealous. I couldn't even flip a coin this way, and he could be flashy with a medal?

"Come on out, my friend!" Nate yelled. "Calling Mirapo!" The medal landed in his hand, and he held it in front of his wrist -- his Yo-kai Watch was the classic model, I noticed. "Yo-kai medal, do your thing!" He pushed the medal into the watch.

"Do your thing?" What a cheesy summoning line. Mine was no better, but still!

"Summoning Mysterious!" The watch announced. Nate spun around as the summon began, and a wave of yellow magic poured out of the watch. As expected, the catchy summoning song began.

"Boo-shiggy, boo-shiggy, boogie woogie!" A large, purple mirror appeared and started dancing, waving his arms up and down. He had a goofy-looking expression, with his tongue sticking out of his mouth. "Cling-clang delirious, Mysterious!"

"Mirapo!" The mirror announced. It stood perfectly still, as one would expect a mirror to.

"Thank you, Nate!" Insomni clasped her hands together, smiling at the other human. "I appreciate it! Now please leave!" Her smile didn't leave, as if this was an incredibly normal request.

"Totally rude." Whisper muttered. "Come on, Nate. We have Jibanyan's Choco-bars to pick up before he sheds on your bed again."

"I'm not in the mood to clean up supernatural cat hair ..." Nate groaned. He and Whisper started to walk off as Insomni waved behind him. After a few minutes, the two were out of sight, and she turned to my hiding place.

"Come on now, hurry!" Insomni commanded, motioning for me to approach. As I ran up to the purple mirror, the glass started to change into a swirling blue vortex. Insomni took my hand, and before I could even ask, pulled me inside with her.

Our destination would be one of the most amazing, fascinating places I had ever laid eyes on. Unfortunately, I wouldn't be there to have fun.
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