Take It From the Top
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Category:
Kingdom Hearts › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
2,175
Reviews:
15
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Kingdom Hearts, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Take It From the Top
Kingdom Hearts; My out-takes (Tee-Hee!)Welcome to the maddness that is. As ever, all reviews are welcome and all Flames will be subject to the ridicule of me and my little anime/gamer/writing buddies. Hence the warning: FLAME AT YOUR OWN RISK!! Enjoy!
Oh and also, I own nothing, but my own dementia. I don't own any of the Kingdom Hearts characters, nor any that are related to Squaresoft (Now Squareenix, I think) and I take no credit whatsoever for anything that can be deemed copywrited.
Scene 1: Awakening
*Sora is drifting in water.* Sora: I’ve been having these weir-blub-blub! *Starts to drown since he’s under water*
Riku: *Offstage* Sora, you’re not really underwater, it’s special effects, you dolt!
Sora: I knew that.
Director, cut!
Sora: *falling away from Kairi in opening sequence. Goes bug-eyed and looks to camera while pointing up at Kairi* No panties! *Burst out laughing*
Kairi: Sora you perverted little bastard! *trying to get near enough to kick his ass*
Riku: *off stage. Puts his face in his hand* I‘m working with amateurs.
Maleficent: *sympathetic* Tell me about it.
Director: cut. *biting his tongue*
*Sora walking around on stained glass floors, deciding settings etc. Glass starts to break and he falls through*
Director: Cut! We need to do that again.
Sora: *Hanging from a bungie cord and still bouncing* What?! Why?!?
Director: the mic was in the shot.
Sora: We’ve done this 47 times already!
Hades: *resident accountant/lawyer. Looks at some paper work with a pair of reading glasses* Yeah, well there is that. And all the broken glass is adding up.
Sora: *rolls eyes and bounces a bit more on the bungie* Can someone set me down now? *Grumbles* My stomach cant take it.
Riku: *Talking to himself apparently* He doesn’t even have any lines yet!
Sora: *waking up on stained glass floor that has the door with all the hearts. Sits up and puts hand to his head, then looks around* This is the last time I ever mix Kool-aid and soda. *Flops back down and passes out again*
Director: Medic!
Riku: *Yells for all to hear* Quick, while he’s out let’s have our way with him! ^(inspired by FCD’s mother, yes this is stolen)
Sora: *Sits bolt upright looking terrified* WHAT?!
Riku: *Has fallen over laughing at the look on Sora’s face.*
Director: *trying not to laugh* Cut!
*Sora’s on the Belle stained glass floor. Looks around and Darkside looms up from what used to be his shadow. It lumbers towards him*
Sora: *running in circles to avoid the damn thing* Ah shit! Ah shit!
Kairi: *Offstage muttering to Riku* I’m supposed to be his useless love interest?
Riku: *Preoccupied with a remote control for the Darkside creature* That’s business munchkin.
Director: Cut already!
I'm setting these up by scenes as I see them happening. anybody has any ideas of inspiration, lemme know. Otherwise take care and enjoy. Those who review will be sited in next chapter Thanks!!
Oh and also, I own nothing, but my own dementia. I don't own any of the Kingdom Hearts characters, nor any that are related to Squaresoft (Now Squareenix, I think) and I take no credit whatsoever for anything that can be deemed copywrited.
Scene 1: Awakening
*Sora is drifting in water.* Sora: I’ve been having these weir-blub-blub! *Starts to drown since he’s under water*
Riku: *Offstage* Sora, you’re not really underwater, it’s special effects, you dolt!
Sora: I knew that.
Director, cut!
Sora: *falling away from Kairi in opening sequence. Goes bug-eyed and looks to camera while pointing up at Kairi* No panties! *Burst out laughing*
Kairi: Sora you perverted little bastard! *trying to get near enough to kick his ass*
Riku: *off stage. Puts his face in his hand* I‘m working with amateurs.
Maleficent: *sympathetic* Tell me about it.
Director: cut. *biting his tongue*
*Sora walking around on stained glass floors, deciding settings etc. Glass starts to break and he falls through*
Director: Cut! We need to do that again.
Sora: *Hanging from a bungie cord and still bouncing* What?! Why?!?
Director: the mic was in the shot.
Sora: We’ve done this 47 times already!
Hades: *resident accountant/lawyer. Looks at some paper work with a pair of reading glasses* Yeah, well there is that. And all the broken glass is adding up.
Sora: *rolls eyes and bounces a bit more on the bungie* Can someone set me down now? *Grumbles* My stomach cant take it.
Riku: *Talking to himself apparently* He doesn’t even have any lines yet!
Sora: *waking up on stained glass floor that has the door with all the hearts. Sits up and puts hand to his head, then looks around* This is the last time I ever mix Kool-aid and soda. *Flops back down and passes out again*
Director: Medic!
Riku: *Yells for all to hear* Quick, while he’s out let’s have our way with him! ^(inspired by FCD’s mother, yes this is stolen)
Sora: *Sits bolt upright looking terrified* WHAT?!
Riku: *Has fallen over laughing at the look on Sora’s face.*
Director: *trying not to laugh* Cut!
*Sora’s on the Belle stained glass floor. Looks around and Darkside looms up from what used to be his shadow. It lumbers towards him*
Sora: *running in circles to avoid the damn thing* Ah shit! Ah shit!
Kairi: *Offstage muttering to Riku* I’m supposed to be his useless love interest?
Riku: *Preoccupied with a remote control for the Darkside creature* That’s business munchkin.
Director: Cut already!
I'm setting these up by scenes as I see them happening. anybody has any ideas of inspiration, lemme know. Otherwise take care and enjoy. Those who review will be sited in next chapter Thanks!!