I Can't Beleive Him | By : DarkWolves Category: +M through R > Ratchet & Clank Views: 4535 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: I do not own Ratchet & Clank, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. |
Chapter 1- I Can’t Believe Him “Ha ha. My Blargian snagglebeast devours your mutant swamp fly. Oh yeah, I bet you didn’t see that-” Ratchet flopped back into the couch as he watched Clank make his next move. “Hey, err what are you doing?” Ratchet yelped in surprise at Clanks illegal move. “Check. And mate” “What! Tha- that’s cheating!” Ratchet pleaded. “On the contrary. The rules clearly state that the Blargian snagglebeast has an allergic reaction to swamp flies that lasts two turns” Clanks attention was suddenly diverted. “Ohh it is on again” Clank grabbed the TV remote, changing the channel. Ratchet watched in ‘overwhelming excitement’ as Clank did his classic good guy beats bad guy skit before he came out with a trademark pun. His eyes widened in horror as he saw himself standing in that chauffeur outfit. It was so embarrassing, that hat did not match his fur. The video ended. “That was terrific” “Yeah, change the channel” Ratchet sighed. “Err, but the man said to stay tuned” Clank pleaded. Ratchet snatched the remote from his robotic comrade, flicking to a different channel. The channel was displaying a news report from the Solana galaxy, the headline reading ‘Veldin under Assault’. Ratchets rage piled up as he watched the report of Veldin being under attack by some new unknown threat. The destruction, the chaos, the death. As it ended Ratchet knew exactly what he had to do. “We’re going home”.
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