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Disclaimer: I do not own the Sonic The Hedgehog game series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
- 1-Sonic And The Gang In.... MST HELL
- 1
MST PALCOMIX
HELL EPISODE 2: The Waith of Dr. Eggman
Disclamer: I do not own anyone mentioned in this fanfic or the mst,
this is parody.

Warning:
This MST contains sex, violence, gore, and plenty of other nasty stuff, so 18+

(A
man is typing something into a large computer, then
there are a bunch of flashes and noises.)
Man: Dammit, how long is this spposed
to take? (Then a robot inserts a disc into a cd
driver.) Maybe that will help. (Then there are more flashes, and noises. Then
the man walks up to a control panel.) Status Report.
Robot:
Uhhh well it will take at least 4 days to complete
sir...... (Then the man throw's a can of beer at the robot.)
Man:
WHAT! YOU BETTER BE JOKING YOU PIECE OF SHIT! (While
the two are aruging a blue blur comes out of now were.)
How the hell did he get he? (Then he gets pissed.)
SEND ALL ATTACK BOTS! WILL DESTROY THAT MORONIC HEDGEHOG ONCE
AND FOR ALL. (Then the blue hedgehog walks up to the man.)
Hedgehog:
Damn, you are fucking fat! (Then he runs off again.) See ya
later Eggman! (Eggman
starts jumping up and down.)
Eggman: I HATE THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG! I WANT SONIC
DEAD!!!!!! I WILL FUCKING KILL HIM! (And then he accidently breaks the control panel.) Oh shit!

(Mario's
House)

(Mario
is sleeping.)
Mario:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ oh ya spank that ass.........
That's some fine ass. (Then luigi enters his
bedroom.)
Luigi:
Wake up! (Walks up to mario's
bed and taps him.) Hey man, wake up. (He still won't wake up. So he jumps on
him, which also breaks the bed.) WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE TO GET
READY! (Then finally Mario wakes up.)
Mario:
What the hell! Why did you..... What time is it.
Luigi:
It's almost 12, we have to be there in an hour.
Mario:
Dammit! Well get on the phone and call everbody then.
Luigi:(Walking to the phone) Alright then, but you should
have been at least since 10 o clock (Then Mario tells him to shut up.) Man is
he grouchy!
(Luigi
calls up Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Donky Kong, Pikachu, Toad, Ness, and link, but since he can't take luigi gets annoyied.)
Mario:
What did they say?
Luigi:
Pikachu's sick, Princess Peach and Daisy are
shopping, Donkey Kong is in hawaii,
Ness is grounded, but toad come over..... And he's bringing Sonic over.....
(This of course pisses Mario.)
Mario:
Why does he have to bring that blue asshole here? Dammit!
(Then mario changes out of
his pajama's into his normal clothes.) If that bitch Sonic
think's he can fuck with me, he's dead wrong..... Cause im
gonna kick his fucking ass! (An hour later......
Luigi welcomes Sonic and Toad into the house.)
Sonic:
Hey were's Mario? Is he stoned or something?
Toad:
You know Mario doesn't do drugs..... At least anymore.
Luigi:
Nawwww he's just getting a little bite to eat.(Then Mario walks out of the kitchen.)
Mario:
Hey Luigi! GET SOME FUCKING MILK! I can't eat my cereal with fucking beer. (Looks at Sonic.) Well well well! Who do we have here. Is it
my old buddy Sonic?!
Sonic:
You must be stoned, cause you hate my fucking guts.
Anyway, were the fuck is Pikachu? We were spposed to go get drunk.
Mario:(Under his breath) And suck alot
of dick....
Luigi:
Pikachu is sick, he's got the........... He got food
poisoning from eating Falco's cooking.
Toad:
This terrible!
Mario:
I kinda feel sorry for the toilet. (Then Mario starts
laughing.)
Toad:
That's not funny.
Sonic:(Laughing his blue furry ass off) OF COURSE IT IS!
(Toad just stares at him.) Were's Falco?
Mario:
Drunk, i guess but it's expenive
to call him up on the phone.
Luigi:
He's kinda far so the phone bill is pretty extreme.
Sonic:
Whoa, anyway do you guys have any beer, cause i need to get drunk.
Luigi:
That beer ain't for you.
(Sonic,
Toad, and Luigi go into the kitchen.)
Toad:
Man this place is a dump.
Sonic:
Why is there underwear on the table?
Luigi:
Why does mario have his
fucking underwear on the table anway?
Sonic:
Well i should get back home, someone's got to watch
Tails, and Knuckles his over there.... So i have to
watch him too!
Toad:
Isn't he a drunk?
Sonic:
And a stoner, and a loudmouth fathead, and a stupid dumbfucking
retarded idiot. Yes!
Luigi:
But aren't you hungry?
Sonic:
I'll get food on the way, besides i have to stop and
get toilet paper. Bye (Then waves good bye to everyone, expect Mario and
leaves.)
Toad:
I don't know why Mario doesn't like him.
Luigi:
Neither do i, but i really
do think they kinda like
each other, but not in that way.

(Sonic
runs all the back to his house and finds it to be empty.)
Sonic:
Knuckles, Tails......... Shadow? Were
are they. ( Then he see's a note on the door.)

Dear Sonic:

I took Tail's to the store, will be back in about
2 or 3 hours. And oh yes i ate all your doughnuts.
Shadow ain't with me,
he's busy! And tail's pissed the bed again, so can you clean that up.

Knuckles:
Sonic:
Awww fuck! Why do i have to
do this. (Then a metal hand comes through the door and
grabs Sonic.) Awww what the fuck is eggman up to this time? (The metal hand grabs him and
throws him into a cage on a big ass ship which flys
away.)

Meanwhile

(Tails
and Knuckles are at the mall.)
Tail:
CAN I GO TO THE TOY STORE! (Knuckles just laughs at
Tails.)
Knuckles:
Your making me laugh, you goofy talking stuffed animal.
Tails:
But Knuckles? (Knuckles is either High, Drunk, or
both.)
Knuckles:
Hey, you like pizza?
Tail's
Ya but.......... (Knuckles then pulls
out a flask of beer.) Knuckles.......
Knuckles:(Drunk) Wahhhhh.... Wha you.... talk. Uhhhh.... Im so drunk! Hey lady im gonna kiss you... (Knuckles then trys
to kiss Tails)
Tails:
Ewwww gross.... (Punches Knuckles
when he trys the kiss stright
on the lips.) What are you doing?
Knuckles:
Awwww that lady just....... Awwwww
were am i? (He then pukes and
starts to take a nap.) Can you wake me up mommy.
(Goes to sleep on a bench.)
Tails:
Oh boy. (Tails carry's Knuckles out of the mall.) Man is he heavy...... (Then a
large metal hands grabs them to.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(They
wind up in a small room with Sonic, Vector, Shadow, And
Espio.)
Shadow:
The hell you doing here?
Knuckles:
But i thought i was at the
mail....... Was i drunk?
Vector:
I think we know the answer to that. (Then the door open's up.) Who's there?
Espio: It's your mama!
Vector:
Yes it's my...... Awww fuck you!
(A
small robot enter's the room.)
Robot:
Hey! He's ready to see you!
Knuckles:
What does Eggman want with us?
Robot:
Eggman? Who the fuck is that?!
Sonic:
Don't fuck with us, you piece of junk!
Vector:
HEY THAT RYMED!
Sonic:
Shut up Vector!
Robot:
Look just come with me, and don't bring the kid.
Vector:
Why?
Robot:
You'll see! Just fallow me. (The walk with the robot through a long hallway,
then the robot puts a keycard into a computer which opens a door. Then the all
walk through it.)
Robot:
I HAVE THEM!
Voice:
Exelent!
Robot:
No you will meet our boss. Pietro!
Pietro: That's good..... Now i
will tell you why i sent you.
Vector:
So you can torture us!
Pietro: No! I want you to see something. Something
amazing. This is a fanfic called Awakening of
Unity, and it's about lesbieans. Does that arouse any
of you?
Vector:
YES! BRING ON THE HOT LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pietro: Very well. (Presses a bunch of buttions,
then leaves)
Vector:
Oh boy!

Awakening
of Unity - A Kashimashi fanfic
Kashimashi Love Fic - Awakening
of Unity

Vector:
Which refers to munching on carpet.
Sonic:(Starts giggleing)

( Hazumu / Tomari
/ Yasuna )

Knuckles:
Three hot lebiaens
Sonic:(Gets a erction) SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

General
Comments : Lots of lovey dovey yuri stuff�PLUS a little
bit of naughty stuff�(not too much. I have not read to the end of the series,
so I made up my own ending, which is fine, since I would prefer this version likely := )

Vector:
This is gonna be hot!
Shadow:
I.......... Why lesibans?
Knuckles:
Oh i forgot! Your gay!

Warnings:
Well..yuri, some anal (no
scat), saliva play, there is even sex as well.

Everyone:
GOOD!
Vector:
Does that mean there's gonna be strap on's (Gets grossed out.)
Shadow:
Uhhhhhhhhhh!

It
was spring. It was warm. It was sunny. And it was their honeymoon.

Vector:
And they were drunk and covered in vomit!
Knuckles:
That's what my mornings are like
Sonic:
Pretty much.

Love
was in the air�and it had come to full bloom for three girls.

Shadow:
And Knuckles was putting a peep hole in the girls
bathroom!
Knuckles:
And Shadow was busy sucking a bunch of fat cocks..... (Shadow and Knuckles
start fighting.)
Vector:
Quit fighting you two!

The
three newly weds ran happily through the fields of a Dutch lodge retreat. They
had managed to rent a lodge that was away from everything. Complete privacy�complete solitude� complete quiet.

Shadow:
But Knuckle's was busy masturbating while looking through the window.
Vector:
And then he screamed out SUCK ME NOW!!!!!!!
Knuckles:(Yelling at Vector) Shut the fuck up, you stupid
asshole!

Things
went in threes it seemed. And that was the way it would be for these three
girls from now on - sharing things amongst the three of them. It didn�t matter
anymore what the outside world thought. That was the world�s problem�not the
girls�. They had come to this country to marry and so�when they finally went
home to Japan, they would be legally a wedded trio. As a bonus, all three sets
of parents had given their blessings as had all their friends � there was
nothing standing in their way anymore.

Sonic:
Exept Knuckles, and his perverted dildo powers!
Knuckles:
WHAT!
Espio: I had no idea gay marriage was legal in japan?

It
was only fair � after all that had happened to Hazumu-chan.
The cute young girl with short reddish-brown hair and a soft round face had
once been a boy. A very girlish boy � but a boy none the
less. Then a tragic accident had caused him to die �only to be
resuscitated as a coquettish young girl by some crazy alien with a weird sense
of humour. On top of that, Hazumu
had nearly died again � but her two beloved lover�s
teamed up at the end, each agreeing to link their life line to Hazumu�s. She would live to an old age � but when one died,
the other two would die at the same time. That was fine, since the three
wouldn�t have it any other way anyways.

Espio: Now that is disgusting. So she still has a penis?
Knuckles:
I think so, and yes that is disgusting.
Sonic:
But i bet Shadow likes that.

Hazumu looked at the two girls on either side of her,
holding her hands softly. They looked back at her happily - finally neither one
of at odds with one another. They were now happy to be sharing Hazumu as they realized there could be no sweeter
alternative.

Knuckles:
Like sticking your hand in a woman's...... What?
Espio: You are so perverted.
Vector:
And he really does love the penis. Loves sucking on them.

Tomari a tough looking girl with short brown hair with
pigtails had been with Hazumu her whole life. Even
when Hazumu was a little boy, Tomari
had protected and guided him/her. And it had been to Tomari, that Hazumu had always run to for help. Yet it wasn�t until
after her accident and change, that Tomari confessed
her eternal love for her. The tough tomboy had shown her soft heart�and Hazumu had been so shocked. Hazumu
felt Tomari was like a pineapple, tough and rough on
the outside � but tender and sweet inside.

Sonic:
And she has a fetish for dildos
Vector:
Like most lesibans.
Sonic:
Good one!

Then
there was � to her right � a beautiful girl with soft pale skin and long black
hair. And a smile�well her smile could light up the night like the brightest of
all moons. Yasuna had been Hazumu�s
first crush. She had also been the first girl to turn down Hazumu
down. The heart break had not only been hard for Hazumu,
but for Yasuna as well, who deeply cared for Hazumu but was � in the end - a lesbian. Hazumu�s change gave Yasuna the
person she loved - in the body she so needed.

Vector:
Cause she was a robot.
Shadow:
A sex box?
Knuckles:
Your thinking of a fem bot,
stupid!

The
two rivals fought desperately at first � and then relented and worked together.
Soon, they realized they enjoyed each other�s company too and vowed to work
together to get Hazumu to marry them both.

Vector:
Is gay marrige legal in japan?
Sonic:
How would i know?
Knuckle:
So you and Shadow can get married!

It
hadn�t taken long for them to win.

Vector:
What did they win?
Knuckles:
Vomit! Does that answer your question
Vector:
Fuck you!

Now
the three girls, dressed only in thin white negligees, ran through the green
fields to the back yard. They laughed and smiled at one another, happily
dancing together, their hands gripped together as they spun through the long
streaks of grass.

Shadow:
While bare ass naked.
Sonic:
Swwweeeeet!
Vector:
Wait, what?

The
marriage ceremony was over�and they were alone. No other cottages were nearby �
so they didn�t have to worry if their negligees clung too tightly or not. And
the girls all fully intended to not have to worry about that clothing for much
longer anyways.

Sonic:
So they both had sex in the bathroom
Knuckles:
Kinda like George Micheal?
Espio: Yes, and they were touching gay men too, you
fucking dumbass.

Hazumu looked over at the two girls� negligees and
wondered�what did the girls� look like under them? So distracted was she by her
thoughts that she tripped over her own two feet, and fell down to the grass,
pulling the two ladies down with her.

Vector:
While dressed like a baseball player.
Knuckles:
Wha? The fuck you talking about?
Sonic:
And then she took her baseball bat and hit Knuckles on the head.

The
two landed in her arms on either side of her, breathing heavily as they rolled
towards her. Soon�the three had wrapped their soft arms around one another and
began to kiss lovingly. Sometimes, it was Yasuna and Hazumu, other times, it was Tomari
and Hazumu. The third time, when Yasuna
and Tomari kissed, it was a wet one. Their soft honey
pink lips met, small tongues reached out from the parted little lips and began
to rub each other passionately. When they broke it off a few minutes later, a
long trail of saliva stretched from their mouths which dripped wetly onto Hazumu�s face�which was now red with arousal and moist with
girl/girl love.

Sonic:
Oh shit, this is fucking HOT!!!! (Gets a throbbing erction.) This is sweet!
Vector:
Are you masturbating?
Sonic:
Fuck no! I can't masturbate in front of a bunch of men.

The
time for innocent gazes was over � this was the bridge to tomorrow for the
three.

Knuckles:
Then it's kinda hard being gay then.
Sonic:
Shut the fuck up, besides we all know your a huge
faggot.
Vector:
Charmy said you have a bunch of gay porn magazines
under your bed Knuckles.

Hazumu slowly moved her hands around the two heads,
stroking their hair, and pulled their faces down. As one, three tongues flicked
out - suckling, licking, and slurping in a trio of wet loving kissing. Their
kissing soon became so passionate and needy that now all three faces with red and
sticky.

Knuckles:
Charmy is an moron, besides
those were Shadow's i saw him put them there.
Shadow:(Starts kicking and punching Knuckles) YOU
FUCKING............
Sonic:
Quit fighting, you dumbfucks! Im
trying to get erction here, cause
this is hot.

Hazumu needed more! She moved her hands slowly down the
girls� backs as they kissed. She finally reached what she needed - her hands
had reached the treasures � Yasuna and Tomari�s soft, cuddly rear cheeks! Years of waiting over,
her hands went under the negligees and cupped those pantied
bums. She kissed the girls more passionately as her hands massaged those lovely
globes of flesh with love and desire. The girls� eyes widened and their moans
increased in volume and passion.

Knuckles:
Uhhhhhhhhh (Starts masturbating.) Ahhhhhhhuuuuuahhhhh!
Vector:
SICK!
Shadow:
What the fuck are you doing, you sick son of a bitch!

The
two girls gasped for breath and let their hands cup Hazumu�s
sweet generous chest � trying to give her back some of the pleasure she was
giving them. The tongues were now dripping with saliva, all three faces slick
with the wet sauce as the hands moved furiously � either on breast or buttocks.

Vector:
He's masturbating!
Knuckles:
Shut the fuck up! Besides this is turning me on.
Shadow:
But there's not cocks, or men's asses?

Hazumu�s hands soon moved between the thighs of both girls,
and began to rub the other treasures she had earned. She felt small little
bumps � which she now knew to be very special spots for girls � and rubbed them
softly through the panties.

(Both
Sonic and Knuckles start to masturbate.)
Vector:
DUDE!
Shadow:
What the hell are you two doing?
Sonic:
What does it look like?

Two
loud shouts filled the green field in harmony: �OH GOD YES HAZUMU!!!�

Knuckles:
Besides Shadow, your a homosexual pedophile. (Shadow
starts yelling at Knuckles, then he calls him a cocksucking pussy faced bitch. And they fight, but Sonic
breaks it up.)
Vector:
Why do you two always fight?
Shadow:
Cause Knuckles is a stupid bitch!

Hazumu continued to stroke the clitoris�s
of her wives, totally aroused by the look of passion they wore on their faces.
They looked so different now. And she knew � they truly needed her. She may be
a girl, but she would be a good faithful husband still�to thank them both for
their love.

Sonic:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, oh yesssss
this is fucking hot. Ohhhhh Uhhhhh!
Espio: Are you masturbating again?
Knuckles:
Yes he is, and he's thinking of men.

They
kissed a little more, licking the sticky substance off one another�s face, while
all three sets of panties got more and more damp,
until Hazumu pulled back.

Espio: But there woman?
Vector:
But it does kinda look like cum.
Shadow:
Then she's a...... SHEMALE!

�I
want you both nude.� She whispered. �I � I..wanna
do it now��

Knuckles:
Like you Shadow?
Shadow:(Under his breath) Dumbass.
(Looking at Knuckles.) What a dumbfucking asshole! Hey Knuckles your a dumb motherfucking bitch, and im gonna have sex with your mom, oh wait.... i all ready did. Boy i should
well tell him that..... Oh well! (Then Shadow says it out loud.) I JUST HAD
SEX WITH YOUR MOM!!!! (Knuckles goes apeshit.)
Knuckles:
YOU BUTTFUCKING ASSHOLE!!!! YOU COCKSUCKER! YOU BITCH, I OUTTA SMACK YOUR
DUMBFUCKING ASS! YOU STUPID ASS BUTTLICKING ASSMASTER! YOU HEAR ME YOU BITCH!
YOU CAN GO SUCK A DICK! Which we all know you love doing.
(Shadow starts whipping Knuckles ass. Vector, Espio,
and Sonic try to break it up.)

Both
girls blushed more�but nodded.

Vector:
Whoa whoa Knuckles.
Knuckle:
I HATE THAT STUPID ASS RAMMING BUTTFUCKER, YOU HEAR THAT YOU COCKSUCKER!
Shadow:
Fuck you, you dumbass!

�Yes�lover.�
They both said, and began to remove their thin outfits, shortly afterwards
removing their brassieres and quite-damp panties.

Sonic:
While you two idiots keep on fighting, i'll still be
jerking off.
Knuckles:
Dammit Sonic, why won't you deal with Shadow?
Sonic:
It's none of my fucking business, besides it's your fault!

They
then slowly kissed Hazumu and began to undress her as
she admired the ruby nipples and glistening clefts between their thighs. They
had never felt this need so strongly before � never!

Espio: Expect that one time during Spring Break!
Vector:
Whoa!
Sonic:
Nice!

As
soon as they removed Hazumu�s negligee, she removed
her bra and panties too, throwing both to the breeze.

Knuckles:(Trying to beat the shit out of Shadow) I'LL
FUCKING BEAT SHADOW! I WILL CRUSH HIS FUCKING JAW!!!!
Shadow:
Don't be a bitch and fight, you pussy! (Knuckles spits on Shadow, who then
charges at him.) Look here you piece of shit, i will
seriously break your fucking neck. BITCH! (Both of them start fighting.)
Sonic:
Why must you two fight all the time?

�Let
them blow away�� She thought. �I have these two as my clothing. I need no other
finery than this, from this day forward.�

Shadow:
It's cause Knuckles is a stupid asshole, and he's fucking retarded! (Looks at Knuckles.) And he smells like piss and cum, cause he sucks other guys dicks.
Vector:
Hey let's get back to what we were spposed to do.
(Knuckles then gets up and trys to leave.)
Knuckles:
Im getting the fuck out of here, cause
this asshole faggot is making me sick!

Now,
all three were completely bared � there was nothing between them but the
whispering wind. And even that would not keep them separated for long.

Sonic:
Come on Knuckles, why are you leaving?
Knuckles:
It's cause Shadow is a piece of crap. Why do you like
that guy? Besides he's got a small penis.
Shadow:
Which kinda reminds me of someone i
know....... (Knuckles gives Shadow the finger, then
Shadow calls him a bitch, cocksucker, asshole, and pussy.)

Hazumu softly bowed. �Thank you girls.
Thank you for blessing me with your beauty..and�and for sharing your most sacred treasures with me. I shall
love you for eternity �and that is my vow.�

(Pietro then walks up to Knuckles and the two start fight.
He trys to calm Knuckles but.....)
Knuckles:
LET GO OF ME YOU ASSHOLE! LET GO OF ME NOW!
Pietro: Calm down. (Knuckles kicks
him in the balls.) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! CALM DOWN NOW!
Knuckles:
FUCK YOU! I SAID LET GO YOU DUMB RETARDED SON OF A BITCH!

Yasuna blushed �As we are happy with you�our mate. We would
have given all for you. We three are one�and we two shall be your wives from
today on. When you need refuge from the storm, hide within the sanctuary of our
embraces��

Espio: And have kinky sex.
Shadow:(Looking at Knuckles) Get that stupid asshole out of
here!
Vector:
He will going to calm down, eventully.....

Tomari was sobbing with the overflowing love. �Oh�Hazumu�I love you! Please, I can�t wait. Take us�take our
embraces�Make us yours��

Vector:
Mainly cause she had a penis.
Shadow:
Knuckles would love that, since he loves big fat cocks.
Vector:
Wait til him calms down.

Hazumu kissed Yasuna wetly, her
tongue licking hers hotly�.as she slowly lay Tomari on the ground, spreading the golden, shining thighs
widely. Yasuna nodded gently in understanding as Hazumu pulled from the kiss � and the groom-bride slowly
moved her face to the glistening mon
veneris of the conquered tomboy.

(Everbody gets a erction.)
Shadow:
Sweeeeet!
Vector:
Oooooooo this is great!
Sonic:
Man Knuckles is missing this.

A
loud cry told Yasuna when Hazumu�s
lips finally touched down on the muffin of the prone girl. It had begun � the
love making had started.

(Finally
Knuckles calms down, but Shadow trys to egg him on.)
Shadow:
Hey Knuckles, there's a guy with a huge penis!
Knuckles:
I know your trying to make me mad.
Shadow:
I thought you loved penises, and you love the taste of them. (Knuckles starts to get a little pissed.)

Tomari�s face contorted and her body shivered all over, as
a loud slurping began. Yasuna was unable to hold
herself back. The sounds of the wet lapping and the smell of Tomari�s feminine arousal over came
her�and she sat on her tush, and began to rub her own
clit hard. She didn�t slide her finger in her though � that was for Hazumu to do.

Espio: And they all sucked each other, then they listened
to a Jewel album.
Knuckles:
And went to a K.D Lang concert.
Vector:
Ho ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho

Tomari�s hands were now clutching the grass, fingers
digging into the dirt as she shuddered from pleasure.

Shadow:
Like Knuckles with his leather daddy!
Knuckles:(Shadow) My name is Shadow, and i
have a dick like a christmas tree light..... Plus i wear panty hose.
Shadow:(Looking stright at Knuckles)
Awww go fuck some big fat tranny!

�Unnngghhhhyaaahhh�.Aahhhnnnnn�.aahhh�.nnneyyaahhh ��mmmmmmaaaaa�.� was all that she could say. Her body now
shook all over, as she felt Hazumu�s tongue slide
inside finally.

(Knuckles
and Shadow start calling each other gay, which then causes them to fight.)
Shadow:
You fight like a little bitch!
Knuckles:
This coming from a retarded child raping faggot!
Espio:(Yelling
both of them) WILL YOU TWO RETARDS STOP FIGHT!!!!

�OH
YES!!! YOU�RE IN ME!!!� She screamed.

(Pietro then trys to calm both
Shadow and Knuckles, While everybody else ignore's them.)
Sonic:
Boy Knuckles is pissed today. Usially he gets worn
out by now.
Vector:
I think he's a little drunk, cause when Knuckles gets
drunk he does tend to get angry.
Sonic:
Did she got eat that chick?

Slowly,
Hazumu licked deeper, her lips suctioning over the
wet glistening slit as her tongue hungrily licked deeper inside the walls of
her lover. She gripped the soft bum cheeks more, her fingers softly kneading
the flesh. She heard the moans of her other wife�and she freed one hand to move
to the other girl�s opening, helping her to rub her little button furiously.

Vector:
Then her boobs grow.
Sonic:
Whoa, you can grow giant boobs by pressing the nipples?
Vector:
Basicly yes.

Deeper
and deeper, Hazumu went, driving Tomari
into a blind frenzy of passion until finally, the lust exploded and the young
girl spasmed. With a few short
sudden jolts, her love splooshed out, covering her
lover�s face as she screamed her name out loudly.

Espio: Just what came out of her then? (The Knuckles walks
up to Espio.) Your blocking my view you dick!
Knuckles:(Drunk)�
I........Welllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
I......... I wanted to ask you..... If... You like
dudes and shit, cause you look kinda look like a ....... Uh lady?
Sonic:
Shiiiit your drunk!

Tomari shuddered and shook more, as she came for minutes,
filling Hazumu�s mouth with juices. Soon, the tomboy
had calmed down, and she could only lay there, sobbing
happily. She had came�and she could vaguely feel that Hazumu�
lovely tongue had taken her cherry at the height of passion. She had not felt
it at the time, the pleasure was too good. Just like Hazumu
to make her feel so lovely and yet break her virginity at the same time.

Knuckles:
Whoa dude, first of all im not a drunk...... Maybe i get a little drunk now and then, but i
ain't a fucking drunk! (Throws up) Now were's my woman and my.........(Pukes
again)
Vector:
Yeeeeeeesshhhhh did you really have to blow chunks
all over me?
Knuckles:
Hey.........(Looks with blurry eyes at Vector.) Don't
you fuck around with me, now i better get my fucking
gun so i can blow your skull apart......(Then
he falls asleep cause he's fucking drunk.)

She
looked over, wanting to see Hazumu�s next task, which
would be the sweet Yasuna.

Sonic:
Do anyone of you want to get a pizza?
Espio: How about chinese,
i know this really good chinese
place.
Vector:
Is that that place were we got kicked out of, cause
you got blasted?

Yasuna,
naturally was very wet now�and she spread her thighs wide while Hazumu moved over to lay on top of her�pushing her own
girlhood to Yasuna�s. The two drenched honey pots met
and rubbed passionately, as Hazumu kissed her hotly.
Into Yasuna�s little mouth flowed much of Tomari�s love juices, which Hazumu
had been saving.

(Both
Sonic and Vector start masturbating.)
Sonic:
Ohhhhhhh ya now that's hot.
Shadow:(Who's busy smoking a joint he had) What? What are
you talking about?
Sonic:
Dammit Shadow, must you ruin a hot moment like this?!

The
love juices of Tomari went from Hazumu�s
mouth to Yasuna�s, and back. Their saliva mixing in
with the mixture, as they snow balled Tomari�s first
orgasm. Meanwhile Hazumu had gotten into a hot,
steady rhythm of humping Yasuna�s vagina.

Vector:
This isn't the first time he has.
Shadow:
What? I was just getting the feeling down there...... You know......Between the
legs......Awwww fuck you!
Espio: Maybe if you didn't some that smoke a joint......
Man Shadow your a fucking idiot!

The tribidal dance began to get more sensual as Hazumu reached around with one trembling hand and to Tomari�s rear entrance. Her index finger was wet with Tomari�s sweat and it rubbed this sweat needfully
on the tight rear pucker of the dark-haired girl.

Knuckles:(Wakes up) Hey is is sexy
time yet? (Walks up to Vector and trys
to kiss him.) Hey there hot stuff, ya wanna do it?
Vector:
What the fuck are you doing?! (Kicks really hard in the
nuts.) GET OFF OFF ME!!!!
Sonic:
Will you two shut the hell up, your killing my erction!

Hazumu broke the wet kiss and both swallowed the Tomari mix they had in their mouths. Then Hazumu blushed and rubbed her finger more on the tight rear
rose bud. She looked at Yasuna,
giving an unvoiced request for permission to enter her special cavern. Yasuna gulped nervously, but nodded. Hazumu
began to kiss and pussy hump her again, and slowly�but surely�the small finger
worked it�s way into Yasuna�s tight bum
hole�stretching the flesh and invading its way in!

Espio: Am i sppoued
to be aroused or disgusted by that?
Vector:
Maybe a little of both?
Knuckles:
Anyway........ I GOT A MASSIVE THROBBING COCK!!!!

Yasuna squealed into the kiss as Hazumu
took her from both ends now � humping her pussy to pussy from the front, and
pumping her bum tightly from behind with her finger. The finger shoved in deep
now, and Yasuna was truly deep inside her lover.
Unable to speak because of the kissing, the two girls� gazed into one another�s
eyes. A certain unspoken realization came over them as the climax hit�and the
two shuddered together as their bodies exploded.

Sonic:
Awww fuck!
Knuckles:
Hey this is...... Somewhat hot!
Espio: What the hell are you talking about Knuckles?

Simultaneously,
the two lover�s pushed their naked bodies together as
well as their slits and screamed into one another�s mouths and a gush of hot
sticky fluid shout from each vagina, splashing against one another, and back
into the other girlhood.

Vector:
So they both had dicks then?
Knuckles:
WHAT!? ARE YOU FUCKING GAY?!
Sonic:
Yes!

Hazumu pumped and humped Yasuna
for a few more minutes until they had ridden out their first climax. She then
fell off her�both of them panting hard.

Shadow:
I think you have to right after you got fucked in the ass.
Knuckles:
He he he he he he
he he he
Shadow your so gay!
Shadow:
What? Are people talking about me?

Tomari mewed from her spot, still exhausted. �Ho..ho�how
was it?�

Espio: GREAT!!!!
Vector:(Hazumu) I liked the part
were you put your tounge in my asshole.
Sonic:
You forgot about the straps ons!

Yasuna panted from where she lay. �The same as yours�I�ve
gone to Heaven. And�and..I
never can go back.�

Vector:
I can't wait to get back, then will all have beer.....
Except for Knuckles.... He can go fuck himself.
Sonic:
YA!!!!
Knuckles:
Why the hell Vector, im a great friend of yours.

�You�You��
Hazumu gasped. �You two are the angels�.not I. I�m honoured with your love.�

Sonic:
It's cause your a fucking drunken prick, and your
fucking retarded.
Knuckles:
Look Sonic..... It ain't my fault i
threw up in your bathtub.
Vector:
And the pool, and the couch, and on the TV.

Hazumu�s two brides slowly rolled to either side of her and
kissed her and held her.

Knuckles:
Kinda like that time Vector was so high he kissed
Tails.
Vector:
I wasn't high! I was drunk.
Sonic:
No, you smoked a whole bag of weed!

�Let�s�.just
agree�to worship �each other�.� Tomari
gasped as the three kissed again. The other two didn�t disagree as they kissed
and embraced each other lovingly.

Knuckles:
Anyway, i have to take a piss. (Looks
around for Pietro.) Hey were's
that guy that was here earlyer? Cause
i want to know were the bathroom.
Sonic:
Just piss on the floor, since you did it on my rug.... Once.......No wait it
was more then once.
Knuckles:
Come on, i have to take a piss.

The
after glow of love making was indeed magical�even Yasuna
and Tomari found themselves intoxicated with kissing
one another. All three loved each other equally�yet differently. That was what
a triple marriage was meant to be.

Vector:
They married a GAY MAN!!!!
Sonic:
Come on Vector!!!! Why must you kill my erction?
Vector:
Because you like the dudes.

As
they began to come down from the passionate love making that had been their
first time, the three just chatted softly, mainly about how much they loved one
another.

Espio: So are we gonna have a
party or what?
Sonic:
Ya, it's at Mario's house.
Vector:
So is Donkey Kong there? Cause he called me a child molester!

After
a while, Tomari asked �Ne..Yasu-chan. Did Hazumu take your�um��

Vector:(Tomari) Take your panties off........SO
I CAN SUCK EM!!!!
Knuckles:
What's all this fucking shit about sucking panties?
Sonic:
Knuckles!

Yasuna shook her head and smiled �No�Not yet. However she
did enter my back side�so in a way�she did.�

Knuckles:(Walking off into a door with a picture of a man on
it) This must be the bathroom........ WHAT THE FUCK!!!! (Knuckles enters a room
were a bunch of gay men are having sex with each
other.) I thought this was the bathroom?
Gay
Guy: Well it kinda is..... (Then all the gay men
laugh.)
Knuckles:
SICK!!!! (Runs out.)

The
three giggled at this and then Tomari grinned.
�Well�only one person left then to be �entered�.�

Vector:
What was that about Knuckles?
Sonic:
He cut his dick off, i think?
Vector:
Whoa, Knuckles must be pissed.

Hazumu meeped as Yasuna giggled cutely.

Knuckles:
Before she raped here!
Espio: What? That is awful!
Sonic:
We all know what a pervert Knuckles is.

�Wait�what
do you mean?� Hazumu stammered nervously.

Vector:
BLOW JOBS!

�Come
on�� Tomari grinned. �You got to do it to us, why
can�t we do it to you?�

Vector:
Because she's really a man.
Shadow:
In you fantasies.

�Because�.cuz�I�m��

Sonic:
I'm a tranny, and i have
little balls.
Vector:
So basicly your Shadow.
Shadow:
WHAT WAS THAT!?

�No,
you�re not.� Yasuna whispered. �You�re a girl now,
even you�ve said that many times. Let us help you cross this final threshold to
girlhood. Let us enter you. Show us you trust us, like we trusted you, sweet sweet lover.�

Espio: He's calling you a transexual
with small testicals.
Shadow:
That's bullshit Vector!
Vector:
What about that time you got a BJ from Pikachu.

Hazumu looked back at Tomari, who
nodded seriously. �This is the final stage. The final part of
our pact, my beloved. Let us make you feel how we did. You won�t regret
it, Darling.�

Shadow:
Pikachu never sucked my dick.
Knuckles:
Plus he has naked pictures of men in his sock drawer.
Shadows:
Those were Sonic's!

Hazumu gulped nervously but nodded, and the two girls began
to kiss her softly and wetly, the three spouses getting heated up and aroused
again. As the three reached down and massaged one another�s supple breasts
softly, the second half of their love making began.

Sonic:
What! Those were not mine! Those were Shadow's! I saw him jerking off in the
bathroom once.
Vector:
Really?
Shadow:
That was a stright porno magazine! Besides you jerk
off on the toilet lots of times.

Yasuna pulled Hazumu towards her
and began to kiss her more wetly, letting her tongue slip inside that sweet
mouth, tasting all three girls on those lips�and not minding it a bit. At the
same time, she slowly spread her �husband�s� thighs and rubbed her love slit,
making sure it was getting nice and wet.

Vector:
Some one is gonna slip on the floor.
Shadow:
Like the time sonic left of huge puddle of jizz on
the bathroom floor.
Sonic:
That's not true!

Tomari wrapped her arms fully around Hazumu
and licked her ears as she panted.

Vector:
What kinda of porn do you like sonic?
Shadow:(Under His Breath) Child porn.
Sonic:
Fuck you Shadow! I like girl on girl, stright porn is
my favorite..... Unlike you Shadow!

�Thank
you my love�I love you. I love you so much.� She sang softly as she rubbed her
moist vaginal lips on Hazumu�s soft, smooth and
inviting bum cheeks.

Espio: Ohhh fuck that's nasty!
Shadow:
Not as nasty as the time i caught Vector fuck this fat chick in my bed.
Vector:
My girlfriend is not fat!

Hazumu was moaning now and was completely enraptured with
being kissrf and stroked by the two most lovely and
perfect women ever created � ever. She felt so much love and passion that she
never registered the two sets of fingers rubbing her two entrances�getting the
fingers lubed with love sauces from their past love making.

Sonic:
I'm gonna be have a wet dream tonight!
Knuckles:
Is Shadow gonna be in this one?
Vector:
Of course.

Hazumu was moaning loudly now as the pleasure threatened to
over take her�her own fingers sliding down to finger her wives� slits. The
squelching sound as her digits slid into the wet muffins seemed to drown out Tomari�s soft whisper.

Sonic:
What do you fuckers know about sex? Have any of you had sex? Stright sex!
Vector:
I've had sex plenty of times.
Knuckles:
Me too, i've fucked lots of bitches!

�Let�s
take her�Yasu-chan.�

Shadow:(Looking at Knuckles) Your mommy doesn't count!
Knuckles:
I ought to kick your fuck ass! But im busy.
Espio: Well i had sex....... It
was with Knuckles mom?!

�Hai.�

Knuckles:
Why must you make fun of me?

In
one motion, small delicate fingers slid deep into Hazumu�s
sacred spots, breaking her virgin wall and entering deep into the recesses of
her brown entrance. It didn�t hurt for long though, as the girls kept their
fingers busy with the pumping in and out lovingly. As well, she was partially
distracted by the smell of Yasuna and Tomari�s juices which were drizzling already out of their
tight pussies.

Sonic:
Cause your gay, retarded, a child molesting gay
retarded drunk asshole!
Espio: Awwwwwww shit!!!! (Gets a gigantic boner.)
Knuckles:
Whoa, that's fucked up!

The
three writhed and gasped and moaned, their bodies shaking as their fingers
slammed deep within one another. Even Tomari gathered
enough effort to reach around and grasp Yasuna�s
small ass and finger it as they humped the respective hands invading them
passionately.

Shadow:
Is this what Knuckles does?
Vector:
No, he's the one who gets a hand up his asshole.
Knuckles:
Why do you think i'm gay?

The
three bodies rode the invading fingers � the bodies raised up and down
rhythmically now in unison� Tomari�s face leaning over and dripping saliva onto Yasuna
and Hazumu�s tongues as they entwined in Sapphic
lust�the fingers shoving into ever tightening pulsating flesh-holes.

Sonic:
Because you are!
Vector:
Face it Knuckles, you are gay.
Knuckles:
No i'm not!

In
one instant, the universe flashed brightly for the three - total clarity filled
the three heads and their souls combined as one. At that moment, as three
bodies spasmed in a humongous clamour
of climax, all three girls were joined mind, soul and body. As their body
shuddered and then exploded in climax, their love became an over whelming
force�and they knew at that instant� they were truly joined.

Shadows:
Knuckles had sex with some gay leather guy once.
Knuckles:
That's not true, the gay leather man was fucking you,
rough!
Espio: Your both gay!

The
next moment, they heard each other�s screams as their bodies were shook with
repeated and continual orgasms. Minutes flew by as they shook continuously,
their pussies pushing out more liquid than any of them could have thought
possible. Their eyes were wide with surprised and their mouths were open in
shock, half filled with one another�s saliva.

Knuckles:
Sorta like Sonic right after he rammed his cock up
Tails rectum! (Sonic then just absolutely goes fucking apeshit
on Knuckles.) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF ME SONIC, YOU
ASSHOLE!
Sonic:
IM GONNA CRACK YOUR HEAD OPEN YOU FUCKHEAD! (They start punching and kicking
each other.) OWWWW OWWWWW OWWWW QUIT IT!
Knuckles:
You like that, don't ya bitch! I'll pound your ass harder
then the time you and Shadow had gay sex.

In
one final jolt of cum, the three fell together � for 45 minutes, nothing moved
except for their heaving chests as the afterglow and scent of love fluids
filled the air of their love making. Fingers slipped from the love canals and
words of love were repeated so many many times�yet
none of them felt it was �too many times�.

Shadow:
Arrrrrrr quit fight!!!! (Goes over and smacks both of
them for fighting.) Sonic! Quit whining like a bitch,
and Knuckles....... Quit being a fucking moron..... Oh wait, it's impossible.
Vector:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Knuckles:
I'm out of here.... (Walks off.) I'm sick of these
fucking assholes. (Sonic then screams out "GOOD!!!!")

When
finally, they had rested for a long while, Yasuna
blushed and recommended they go inside and sleep for the night. The next
morning she promised to make them a �lover�s special� breakfast. Then she
winked.

Espio: What was up with him?
Sonic:
He'll cool off, besides he should get tired by now.
Vector:
Then he fall asleep watching TV.

That
sounded lovely to the other two, and all three slowly dressed, though they did
manage to mix up each other�s panties and bras. (Tomari
would later claim Hazumu did this on purpose)

Sonic:
And Knuckles was sniffing them.
Vector:
Then he started masturbating.
Espio: And then he fell asleep on the toilet, while
masturbating to a porno magazine.

�Well...who
carries who over the threshold?� Yasuna smiled as
they slowly walked back to their honeymoon cabin, the evening breeze now
blowing over their sweat covered bodies, helping them to cool down.

Shadow:
And somewere Pikachu was
jerking off somewere.
Espio: But there not like 5 years old!
Sonic:
Right, Pikachu only gets off on little girls. Cause
he's a pedophile, kinda like Knuckles

�Geez.� Tomari
said. �I always had this nightmare as a girl, I�d have
to carry Hazumu. Especially if he
saw a spider near the threshold.�

Vector:
What's a spider doing in her vagina?
Sonic:
What?
Shadow:
Is that some kind of bizzare fetish?

�Oh really?� Hazumu giggled. �Well
things change, you know?�

Vector:
Does anyone have any weird fetishes?
Shadow:
Like your leather underware collection. Oh wait
that's Espio.
Espio: How did you know!?

�Oh really?� Tomari said, smiling.

Espio: Knuckles likes golden showers!
Sonic:
Plus he loves licking men's shoes.
Vector:
He would go apeshit if he was here right now.

�You
bet!� She replied, and with one swoop lifted her wife into arms and carried her
towards the cabin. �From now on I�ll carry you where ever you want my little
princess.�

Shadow:
When are we going to that party?
Sonic:
Your not going!
Vector:
It's me and Espio and Sonic are going. You and
Knuckles are gonna...... Well actully
Tails is going to babyset you.

�You
may carry me where ever YOU want.� Tomari coo�ed lovingly as she looked adoringly at her beloved
mate.

Shadow:
What!? Why do i have to stay with Knuckles?
Sonic:
Cause your a fucking asshole Shadow. You and Knuckles
can then fight all night long.
Vector:
And it's gonna be a crazy party!

Tomari sighed happily as she was carried off by her beloved
Hazumu, who looked behind at the giggling Yasuna.

Sonic:
Yes it's gonna fucking
insane. (Knuckles returns.)
Knuckles:
Hey are we going soon, cause i
have to get some beers.
Vector:
You and Shadow are gonna be babysat by Tails.

�You�ll
get your chance tomorrow.� She promised.

Knuckles:
WHAT THE FUCK!!!! WHY ARE WE GONNA BE BABYSAT BY A
EIGHT YEAR OLD!
Sonic:
Cause your a retard.
Knuckles:
Look here Sonic, your really beginning to piss me off...... And i really mean it!

Yasuna gave a V sign and stuck her tongue out. �OH�I�m sure
BOTH of you�ll find good ways to make it up to me, my
one lovers.�

Shadow:
Why do i have to stay with this fuckhead?
Sonic:
FINE!!!! You can come to the party, but don't act like
a fucking prick.
Vector:
Oh I thought this party was gonna be insane, but now
were bringing Shadow?!

And
in that way, the three newly made adults entered their honeymoon cabin, finally
awakened to love�and to each other.

Knuckles:
Can i come too?
Espio: FUCK NO!
Sonic:
Your Staying with Tails.

(The
End - for Now )

Everyone:
FINALLY!!!!

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEP)
Knuckles:
What the fuck was that? (Then Everything goes dark.)
What the hell, who turned off the fucking lights?
WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES TURNED OFF THE FUCKING
LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow:
I had nothing to do with this? (Someone trips over him) Who was that? Damn your heavy........... Vector is that you?
Vector:
No it's Mary Poppins! Of course it's me. (Then
Knuckles rams into Sonic, Shadow into Espio.....Knuckles
accdently smacks vector.)
Espio: OWWWWWWWWWW! That hurt! Who hit me?
Sonic:
Vector did! (Vector get made and starts beating the
hell out of Shadow, who he thinks is Knuckles.)
Vector:
Well take this Knuckles!
Shadow:
OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Quit hitting me you stupid asshole, besides that was
Sonic not Knuckles..... Fucking dumbass.
(They
all trip on each other and then start puching, then
fighting breaks out.)
Vector:
How hit me? Was that you Shadow?
Shadow:
No it was Knuckles!
Knuckles:
Fuck you! It was Sonic!
Sonic:
Your a liar Knuckles, Shadow did it.
Espio: Knuckles hit Sonic, not Shadow.
(Then
then the lights come on.)
A
Bunch Of People:
SUPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Then Sonic looks around only to see Tails,Cream,Charmy,Vanilla,Mighty,Amy,
And Big. Cream And Tails are holding a cake.)
Knuckles:
What is this....
Cream:
It's a party silly.
Sonic:
But we have to go to another party.
Vanilla:
You can go over there later.
Shadow:
Just what is this party for?
Pietro: Your friends hired me to plan a party for all your victorys over Dr. Eggman.
Knuckles:(Who's holding a can of beer.) Well....... I think i have to get drunk. (Knuckles gets
drunk. Then Sonic trys to escape from Amy, Knuckles
pukes all over Big, Tails trys to drink a bottle of
beer, but sonic stops him, Sonic and Shadow fight. Then everybody eats cake,
which Knuckles pukes up.)

(Later
in Vector's car)

Vector:
All right were are we going?
Shadow:
First we have to drop Knuckles at Sonic's house, then
will go and pick up some booze.
Sonic:
Can we get some nachos?
Vector:
Why? Were not smokeing grass, were just gonna drink.
Shadow:
You can't drink, cause your driving. (Sonic the starts fuck around the radio and puts on a station the plays
techno.) Turn that off!
Sonic:
Fuck you Shadow! (Shadow changes the station to a the
Death Metal Station, which is playing "I Cum Blood" By Cannibal
Corpse.)
Knuckles:
Why the hell are we listening this to this?
Shadow:
Cause im not listening to faker's gay techno music!
Sonic:
TECHNO AIN'T GAY!!!!
Knuckles:
Wait........ (Knuckles changes the radio to a rap
station, then Shadow changes it back to death metal.) What the fuck? Put change
it back!
Shadow:
Fuck no! (Knuckles starts punching Shadow.) Were not
listening to rap! (Knuckles calls Shadow a dick, so Shadow slugs him in the
crotch.) Don't start this again. (Then Vector parks the car in front of a
7-11.)
Vector:
I'm gonna go get some booze, you want anything alse?
Knuckles:
Get me a porno magazine! I want jugs, get jugs! (Vectors exits the car and goes
into the 7-11) He better get me jugs!
Sonic:
Knuckles!!!! (Knuckles starts switches the station
back to rap.) Hey Knux, do you still have stuff to
play for the party?
Knuckles:
Oh ya, i was gonna play my megamix. (Shadow
makes gagging noises) Shut the fuck up!!!! Besides this is some hot shit!
Espio: You better not play "My Humps"!
Knuckles:
Awwww i love that fucking
song! (Then Shadow puts on the death metal station again.) I'll take care of
this. (Knuckles punches Shadow in the head.)
Shadow:
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! I am gonna fucking beat the
fucking shit out of you! You...... (Knuckles slugs him
again.)
Espio: Anyway i want to listen to
the news.
Knuckles:(Starts fucking with the radio) Lets see
here............(A pop station plays over the radio.) DAMMIT!!!!
Espio: Turn that shit off. (Then Vector comes back. He
gives Sonic the beer, and Knuckles a copy of Jugs.)
Vector:
What the hell is this shit on the radio!? (Puts on a station
the plays Alturnitive rock. Everyone is
pleased. And they first drive to Sonic's house and
drop off Knuckles, who gets pissed and tries to beat up Shadow. Vanilla Droped off Tails Earlyer, so Tail's is watching Knuckles. Vanilla is
about to drop Cream off. But she's sick. Then they drive over to mario's house.)

(Outside Mario's house.)

(Everybody
gets out of the car and walk up to the door.)
Sonic:
Alright this party is gonna kick ass. (Drinks one of the beers.) LET'S GET READY TO PARTY!!!! (He
ding's the doorbell, but it's broken so he pounds on the door.) OPEN UP!!!!
Vector:
Let me try. (Bangs on the door really hard.) OPEN THE
FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Then Luigi opens the door.)
Sonic:
Finally!!!! (They walk inside.)

Here's
who's at the party

Mario
Luigi
Pikachu
Solid
Snake
Toad
Meatwad
Fox
Babs
Princess
Zelda
Fox
And
Barney

(Inside
Mario's House)

Shadow:
Whoa! NOW THIS IS ONE FUCKING GREAT PARTY!!!! (Pushes people, so hey can get to
the snack table.)
Fox:
Watch it, you fucking asshole. (Shadow give him the
finger.)
Sonic:
SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boy i wonder if
there's any chicks here.
Vector:(Talking to Babs) Have you
ever smoked a joint? (Then Sonic walks up to him.) What are you doing here?
Sonic:
Let me talk to this fine lady. (Pushes Vector out of the
way.) So errrr what's your name?
Babs: Well my name is Barbra, but don't call me that......
Call me Babs.
Solid
Snake:(Who is next to Vector on the couch.) Ya now, i fucked my woman! MANY WOMAN!!!!
Vector:
Hey you like weed?
Solid
Snake: Fuck ya! Why you got some?
Vector:
No, but i think Toad has some. Go ask him.
Solid
Snake: Ok....... HEY TOAD!!!! YOU GOT ANY WEED!!!!
(Shadow
is hanging out with Meatwad, who is drinking wiskey, and Fox.)
Meatwad: Does anyone have a porno magazine? (Fox pulls out
a copy of a porn magazine with a woman with vaginal juice flowing out her
pussy, cause there's a big dildo rammed up there.)
Shadow:
Were did you get that magazine?
Fox:
The porno shop! Next the chinese
place.
Shadow:
But that place is expanive! But i
will stop over there and get a whole bunch of porno magazines. (Shadow takes
the porno magazine and heads for the bathroom.)
Fox:
DON'T GET YOUR JIZZ ALL OVER THAT MAGZINE!!!!�
Hey Meatwad, do you want to get some beer.
Cause i want to get totally drunk!
(Meatwad goes into the kitchen, but there's now beer in the
fridge.)
Meatwad: Now were's some fucking
beer! (The he sees Sonic with some beer.) WHOA BEER!!!! (Goes
over to sonic.) Cool, so can i have some of
that, cause Fox want's some of that..... So can i have some?
Sonic:
Sure. (Gives a bottle to Meatwad) Hey do you know
were Mario is?
Meatwad: Ya, he's
outside......... In the....... Pool.
Sonic:
HE'S GOT A POOL!!!! I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING POOL, BUT MARIO HAS ONE?!
Meatwad: He told me i can't go in
the pool. (Sonic runs off.) Cause there's a shark in there, but i didn't see any fucking shark in there. (Walks
up to Fox.) We have beer!
Fox:
ALL RIGHT!!!! (Grabs the bottle from Meatwad.)
Hey this is some great shit! (Shadow comes out of the bathroom and hands Fox
the porn magazine.)
Shadow:
Boy that's some good porno! Got anymore?
Fox:
I didn't bring anymore, but Mario's got some porno DVD somewere?
(Vector
is busy talking with Solid Snake and Luigi)
Luigi:
So when is Falco getting here?
Solid
Snake: He ain't coming, he's busy...... He's most
likely sleep in front of the television.
Vector:
Watching porno?
Luigi:
He likes to watch South Park. (Then a drunk Fox walks
up to them.)
Fox:
Is that you Sonic? (Looks at Vector.) Why did you dye
your hair green? (Hungs Vector)
SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMEMBER THAT TIME WE GOT BLASTED!
Vector:
I'm not Sonic you drunk! (Knocks Fox out.) Go bug Shadow!
Fox:
Is that you Vector? Hey Vector you wanna drink some
beers! Cause i got� a bunch.
(Espio is in Vector's car..... Smoking some grass, while
looking for something.)
Espio: Were's my fucking lighter!
(Looks under the seat.) Dammit!
Why there gum under here? Is that a old piece of a hamburger....(Finds
a small metal box.) Found it. (Preperes to light his
joint, but it falls out his mouth and rolls down a sweaer drain.) AWWW FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

(Meanwhile
at Sonic's House)

(Knuckles
is watching Sonic's TV,
which is a piece of shit.)
Knuckles:(Who is hitting the TV) Work you fucking Piece of
trash, WORK!!!! (This makes the problem worse.) Dammit!
(Then he walks out of the living room and goes into Sonic's
bedroom.) Were does Sonic hide his porno. (Looks through his sock drawer, then under the bed, then in his
desk.) He sure is good at hideing porn....
Maybe he left some in the bathroom. (Goes into the bathroom and looks through
the magazine rack next to the toilet.) Damn, it fucking smells nasty in here,
anyway....... JACKPOT!!!! (Goes downstairs with a whole bunch
of porno magazines.) Now then..... (He tries to
masturbate, but he hears a noise.) Shit!!!! That must be Tails! Why the hell is
he up.... Better hide these. (Hides
them under the couch.) Get to bed Tails!
Tails:
Ok (Tails walks up the the stairs.) I just had to get
a snack...
Knuckles:
Now i don't feel like masturbating, so i think i'll go get a beer.
(Walks into the kitchen, but can't find any beer.) Awww
did sonic drink all the fucking booze! Now i got get
some beer. (Walks into the hanger for the X-Tornado, and sees a fancy car.)
Sweet! Now im gonna get
some beer.
Tails:
HEY!!!! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING YOU!!!!
Knuckles:
First of all im older then you.... (Then Tails
reply's "But i'm smarter then you") Shut
the fuck up! Were just going to the store so i can get beer, maybe some fast food. (Knuckles tries to start the car.) Were's
the fucking keys?
Tails:
I have them...... (Knuckles grabs them out of Tails
hands and starts the car.)
(Knuckles
drive the car all over, but he can't find the store, so he drives at least 4 or
5 hours. Then he crashes into a sigh that says.

Welcome To Pouncefield

Knuckles:
Were the fuck are we?
Tails:
I don't know, but Sonic's gonna
be mad.
(Knuckles
finds a big of weed on the ground.)
Knuckles:
Whoa, i think this will help. (Picks up the bag and
shows it to Tails.) Now look at this, is stuff is amazing!
Tails:
What is that? Looks like drugs!
Knuckles:(Sarcastic) No it's a apple pie, of course it's
weed! (Looks for some paper to roll up a joint.) Ohhh fuck i didn't bring any!
(They
go walking around until they run into Pokeinfo, who
Knuckles just rams into.)
Knuckles:
OWWWWW!!!! Who the fuck just hit me?!
Pokeinfo: Who was that? (He looks at Knuckles, who's pretty
fucking mad.) Hey it's dark out!
Knuckles:
So watch were your going, you dipshit! (Pokeinfo tells Knuckles "Ahhh
go fuck off, old man.") You little punk, i ought
to fucking break your noise!
Tails:
He's just a kid Knuckles!
Knuckles:
He's a fucking dumbass, so i'll
kick his. (Then a someone punches Knuckles out of nowere. A rabbit girl with red hair is standing above
Knuckles.)
Rabbit
Girl: Don't hit my boyfriend, you ass!
Pokeinfo:(Suprised) What are you doing out here Cynitha?
Cynitha: Well what are you doing out?!
Knuckles:(On the floor) What just happend?
Tails:
You got knocked out.
Knuckles:(Looks up at Cynitha) Did
you knock me out? But.... your a girl. (She punches
him again.)
Cynitha: What the hell is wrong with you, are you stupid?!
Knuckle:
Seriously, how old are you? Like 10?
Cynitha: Go fuck yourself you fucking pedophile!
Knuckle:
I'm not a pedophile. But i know a guy who is.
Cynitha: Who's not?
Knuckles:
His name is Shadow.
Pokeinfo: Is he a goth
or something?
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