Adult-FanFiction.org : Games

Boy's Day Out	By : Jenovasilver Category: +A through F > Devil May Cry Views: 3243 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I don't own Devil May Cry nor it's characters and I make NO money from this.

Chapter List
- 1
- 2
Boy’s Day Out

***************************
The funny thing about having more team members of the DMC was that you had MORE members then the agency originally expected, Dante was completely fine with Trish and Lady, in fact he preferred having the very luscious and saucy vixens around. However, they WERE females and females have needs, shopping, spending, killing, decorating…Trish alone was bad enough for Dante, now with occassional appearance of Lady and now young Kyrie, Dante was LITERALLY surrounded by vagina. There was a time long ago where this would’ve been heaven for the top devil hunter, now, he was in hell.
“Dante! You would clean up once in a while you bum!” Lady screeched as she swished downstairs toward him, damn, If she wasn’t loud in the morning; thankfully Dante could block out the shrieking and admire her long legs for a while before she stomped her foot on his desk. “I know it’s been quiet but you could TRY to make the place look presentable!” He looked around, to him, if he can see the floor then it’s clean but he had to agree with her or she’ll never stop hounding him.
“Uh huh…later.” Dante said, still not focusing on Lady’s face, she had delightful cameltoe from leaving the shower earlier so he was taking it all in and honestly, it isn’t like he’s never seen her naked but she always wore her attire so well.
“Really? Why do I find that hard to believe…and don’t you DARE leave it to Kyrie either!”
“She likes to clean…why stop her?” And Lady knocked Dante’s boot, Kyrie was still grieving, her brother Credo died a year ago and everything that she once had was gone now, all she had was Nero and he was mostly busy honing his demonic power. Dante was only serious (as serious as he could be) with Nero because he believed that somewhere inside the boy was a real force…a familiar force; despite that, Nero was a gifted brat. And Dante knew that ONE day that kid will be able to take him on seriously, luckily for him, he was a son of Sparta, a half demon and despite Nero’s numerous gifts, he was predominately human…thus he had a limited lifespan. So no worries there…..
Almost instantly Kyrie came fluttering downstairs like a butterfly, her hair in a neat braid and she started sweeping and cleaning, she was an efficient little maid and Dante eyed her constantly. There were not enough hours in the day to count the amount of perverted things he had rolling in his head at this very moment….Kyrie was beautiful, legal enough and most importantly-she was dutiful and cute. Dante liked his women raw and tough like Lady and Trish but damn if he didn’t want a little sweet thing to devour.
That said Nero would beat the ever living shit out of him if he even directed his ‘Devil Trigger’ in her direction, Kyrie was HIS, period. But teasing her, well, Dante couldn’t resist that and the more mature ladies knew his tactics well.
“Kyrie hun, you don’t have to do all that..” Lady smiled and Kyrie stopped, she had a smudge of dirt on her cheek and looked worried as if she did something wrong, “Dante’s a big boy he can clean his own filth. Right? Dante?” and Lady kicked his boot again, he just kept his eyes on Kyrie with a smile.
“Well, there’s just some places a man needs help in, doing it on your own wears out the hand y’know? Go on and ask Nero, he knows all about that.” Lady groaned at the not so subtle implication while Kyrie looked on confused.
“What the hell are you trying to say asshole?” Nero spat back as he entered the building, he was sweaty from head to toe and glared blue eyed hollow points into Dante’s smirking face.
“You ain’t seal the deal with her yet kid, what? Are you waiting for it to grow bigger down there?”
“I dunno, maybe I should shove it in your mouth for a test drive?” Nero grinned and revved his Red Queen, “At least your fucking mouth would be quiet for once.” Dante leaned forward and beamed his grin wider.
“Oh I would like a demonstration of that kid, I would LOOOVE to teach you things to at LEAST make her cream just once.” And Nero flushed red, one part anger and the other humiliation; that was what Dante loved, that baby face and those eyes…even though it was like looking into a mirror of the past. Nero was so young, he was adorably free of the wear and tear of battles and at 18 years old..surviving the insane amount of shit he did. Nero was off to a great start of being a devil hunter. “C’mon kid, whip it out, I’ll even brush my teeth with it…”
“Goddamnit you’re disgusting…” Nero said exhausted from the perverted banter; that was a fight he could never win against Dante, Lady was used to it and Kyrie was still oblivious to it all, she softly sprinted to him and gave him her handkerchief, “Huh? Oh…uh…thanks Kyrie.”
“You need to stop once in a while…I don’t want you to..” Kyrie bit on her lip, she used to do the same thing to Credo, Nero remembered that and he softly tilted up her chin. “I’m sorry…”
“Kyrie, you don’t want him to see you cry…” Nero brushed her tears away tenderly, “You need to smile some more and sing too…I’m sure he would want to hear it right?” he smiled and kissed her sweetly on the lips, “Hey I know, Lady, you think you can take Kyrie for like a Girl’s Day Out or something, get her out of this place for a bit?” Lady perked up to the idea.
“That’s a good idea, you could use a mani/pedi,” Lady stretched and walked over to Kyrie, “I’ll get you a makeover from head to toe and shopping! Some new clothes…something more…sexy!”
“Oh but I…I don’t want to burden you, I-” Lady gave her a hug and placed her coat on, “Ahh! But I have no money!!”
“Don’t worry, it’s on Dante’s tab…how do you think me and Trish get our things?”
“What the! You!” Dante shot her a glowering look and Lady laughed as she pushed Kyrie out the door, he was already in debt with 5 stores for over 50,000 dollars, it was simple enough for him to pay it off but man it didn’t mean that it was something he WANTED to do! Nero grinned at Dante’s financial circumstance and walked up the stairs to shower, “Oh, you think this is over kid!”
“What? I’m sorry, I can’t speak ‘Bitch’…you’ll have to try again later.” Nero laughed as he walked up and Dante laid back again, no, it wasn’t over…not by a long shot.
Nero took a shower and dried himself off, he only walked out with his pants on but he was refreshed now, he looked at his demonic arm and sighed. There were still no clear answers on where this thing came from or why…if he just had an answer…
“No point in dwelling..” Nero breathed and ran his fingers through his damp hair back then walked down the stairs to the fridge, beer and pizza…damnit, he should’ve asked the girls to get groceries. Dante walked in and saw Nero bent in the fridge, grabbing what he could and from behind…it looked like…him…
A civil response would to shout for a beer instead Dante booted Nero in the ass and as he turned to the hunter enraged, Dante just grabbed the beer from his hands instead. Same results achieved.
“Babies should drink more milk…god knows your skinny ass needs it.” Dante snorted and popped open the beer; Nero punched him in the side and Dante spilled some as Nero strutted pass him.
“And you should lay off it before you get a gut to match that fat ass of yours.”
“You’re really pushin it kid.”
“Then push back bitch.” Nero slid and leaned against the countertop, his pants were unbuttoned and his skin was still wet from the shower, he had a slice of pizza just dangling from his mouth. Tempting. Dante just looked at him and Nero’s expression remained smug, he placed his headphones on his head and sauntered away. It was a mistake…a gunshot blew pass his head, nearly hitting his headphones, “Oh…it’s like that…”
“Very much, let’s see if you at LEAST got better brat.” Dante chortled and Nero flung his half eaten pizza back at Dante and then spun around to meet his challenge, Dante dropped his gun and together he and Nero sparred; they exchanged blows and the kitchen was going to suffer. “Ha! Still so fucking slow, are you trying anymore?”
“Stop dodging and fight or are you drunk!?”
“Even drunk you would still be slow.”
The countertop was in splinters after Dante slammed his leg down on it, Nero was no different, he aimed at Dante but got the cabinets and a few dish plates shattered on the floor. Kyrie was going to be pissed, she liked that set too and he back fisted Dante in the mouth then followed it with a tackle to the cluttered ground, it didn’t matter that he broken dishes were cutting them up. This was a monthly thing between them and it was almost eerily natural, two men in one spot were going to clash but this was something more for Dante, this was his excuse to touch the boy. Dante missed his brother greatly, when they were younger they scrapped like this all the time with Virgil claiming the top spot every time and as they grew older the fights became few and few and eventually they broke all contact with each other.
Now that bond was gone forever, Dante was alone…but with Nero, that bond was reformed anew and something else was added. Distracted from his thoughts, Nero flung Dante to the living room where he crashed against the pool table but took pains not to break it; he loved this thing and really didn’t want to get another one if he could help it. Nero on the other hand was completely okay with destroying everything, he lifted Dante’s desk and hurled it at him. Damnit, another expense…Dante ran to Nero and jump kicked the boy back into the kitchen and into the sink, they knew they had to stop as they were going to destroy the place. Bruised and bleeding Nero shakily stood back up but Dante was fine and dandy. He motioned his finger as to say ‘come here…’ and Nero ran straight to him.
Normally, he wouldn’t pull this trick, as it’s kinda dirty but dirty is how Dante fought and snapped his fingers causing a portal to open up underneath Nero; the ground disappeared and he was sinking in. Nero panicked, he tried to pull himself out but he was getting sucked in and he looked at Dante…how calm he was to it all with that same sly grin on his face. Nero cursed at Dante and used his energy to bring Red Queen but Dante stomped on it.
“What the fuck are you doing you cock bite!?” Nero shouted and slipped in further, “Stop this!! Ahh!”
“We’re going on a….Boy’s Day Out. Let’s have a blast!” As Nero fell into the portal, Dante scooped up Red Queen, swung it for a bit, impressed and then grabbed his own sword Rebellion and his guns Ebony and Ivory before jumping down the hole.

Nero slowly recovered and noticed that his hand was in something wet…sort of sticky and lumpy..that wasn’t a pleasant feeling and he snapped his eyes open to stare at the scenery around him. Only problem was…he had NO fucking clue where the hell he was. The world was dark, clumped shadows and vein filled architecture wiggled and pulsed every minute or two; It smelled like death and the gurgled sounds of something kept repeating throughout the area, growing louder and then receding back into the distance. Just where the hell was he?
“Ahhhh, home sweet home right?” Dante chirped as he walked closer to Nero, he looked excited as a child and grinned at Nero’s clearly puzzled and annoyed expression. “Relax, I’m treating you…”
“Treating me to what!? What the hell is this!?” Nero sputter and looked around, nothing about this place seemed awesome, yet Dante never looked brighter…he even glowed. “You’re an asshole, if you wanted to warp us somewhere why the hell didn’t you just take us outside the agency!?”
“Outside is overrated, besides I want to see your training, make you into a man…bet your balls haven’t dropped yet..?” Dante slid and Nero was steaming, he patted Nero on the back and handed him his sword, “You’ll need this..”
“Goddamnit…we better get back before Kyrie gets home.”
“So she’s the top in the relationship huh?”
“Choke on dicks Dante…just..choke.” Nero exasperated and walked ahead with Dante grinning behind.
*********************
- 1
- 2
You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
Report Story

Boy's Day Out