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• Maries Kites a Molten Guardian	By : RotSeele Category: +S through Z > World of Warcraft Views: 992 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
  Disclaimer: I do not own World of Warcraft. I do not make any money from this story. I do not own the character Maries. He belongs to his player, on the Shandris US Realm.

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  • 1-Maries Kites a Molten Guardian
• • 1

• Once upon a time in the beautiful land of Azeroth

  There lived a human mage named Maries

  He spent his days on Timeless Isle and the Shrines

  Trolling those who were unwary

  One day Maries said, “I have a great idea.”

  And to one corner of Timeless he went

  He took off all his clothes - except his underpants -

  And a molten guardian he did scent

  He taunted that elemental in only shorts and boots

  Then booked it toward the edge of the hill

  Maries paused to watch the molten guardian chase him

  Then dodged its attack and continued to kite with envious skill

  Down to the beach they went

  And then Maries jumped into the water

  Off he swam, slowly and carefully, never pausing

  The molten guardian took off after him, looking to slaughter

  The mage that stayed ahead of it, leading it to the Valley of Four winds

  Through the hills and up through the Tavern, thence to Binan Village

  Maries kited that molten guardian into Kun Lai

  Past the yaungol set to pillage

  Safely past the obstacles Maries’ goal lay only minutes away

  Through the gate to the Vale he went, dodging fire all the while

  Till in the distance apepared the Shrine of Two Moons

  And Maries booked it there, his lips split in a wide smile

  Up the stairs he went, past guards and Horde alike

  And behind him came the guardian, full of fury and fight.

  Into the Shrine Maries led his charge

  And then the trolling mage bid everyone there a good night

  When the guardian - and Maries - had been dealt with

  And the corpses of the fallen lay in piles on the floor

  That trolling mage Maries rezzed and appeared in the Shrine

  And yelled, “Tomorrow I’ll do it once more!”

  Then he flew away before something bad could happen

  And the Shrine of Two Moons once more became silent

  But everyone knew, and everyone waited, for the day

  When, once more, Maries would return and things became violent

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