Boobies | By : RoyalUnicornJohn1994 Category: +S through Z > Super Mario Brothers Views: 1395 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1 |
Disclaimer: In no way i own anything of the Mario franchise. This story is just for fun. |
story based on this pic: https://static1.e621.net/data/4c/5c/4c5c96011cccd31d4b4595d7ede62b39.gif
Blame the artist for this.
After Peach's castle was suddenly uprooted from the ground (literally), and taken to the stars (quite literally), it was obvious neither Mario or Luigi would do much about it. With Mario sent flying towards who knows where, and Luigi quite literally going to his home to cower, it was on the hands of the next moron who would put his life at risk for a kingdom full of beings that pretty much would always provoke problems. And yes... Goombas, Bob-ombs, Koopas and pretty much everything else in that place would most certainly have zero doubts about literally bumping into you as hard as they could, explode you away, or simply smash you into oblivion!
Still... there was little the small Toads could do aside of just stare in despair at the place where the princess' castle once proudly stood. So, as mentioned before, the only thing that would stand in the middle of total chaos and Bowser's evil plan was the next moron in line: You.
To say you were surprised when you took a wrong step in the sewers of the big city after escaping from some policemen who wouldn't hesitate to arrest you if they saw you, and somehow ending in this place full of sentient mushrooms, and talking (and even flying!) turtles, would be an insult to the word "surprise". After taking some time with the "national heroes" and the princess herself, you passed from the question of "what kind of hallucinogen was inside those pipes" to "how am i going to survive in here", to which Peach simply suggested that you could pass any kind of knowledge you might have of the previous realm to this one.
And that was how they began to learn (apparently) martial arts. Of course, a bunch of dumb moves that looked as if you were always on guard while looking like an absolute drunkard, and then being able to dodge every single attempt of the "brother heroes" to hit you immediately caused everyone in the kingdom to believe you were a true master of the martial arts on the other side. And immediately earning a good place on this new society.
You got a "dojo", you got an uniform, and you even got "apprentices" (a bunch of toads who had little to nothing to do), and a place within the princess' "council". You had your doubts about the last part, since everything in there seemed like a very soft version of an absolute monarchy... still, the princess had basically solved your life... well... for life.
Of course, until that moronic Bowser decided to screw things up and decided, not to only kidnap the princess (again), but to kidnap the whole freakin castle! With the princess and all those cute maids she kept inside!
And yes, you could only describe the female toads as "cute" because there was little else you could do. After all, aside of the princess, there didn't seem to be any other human females out there! And of course, in mornings where you woke up with a stupid morning wood, there was only one female that you could turn to, if only in your imagination. As such, several wet dreams had been of the lovely princess in several lewd scenarios your constantly dirtier mind could picture her in.
Yep, you needed to get laid... But with whom!? Toads!?
It was well within the posibilities... but you are a man with principles!
And that made you the next moron in line that the Toads turned their heads to, now that Mario and Luigi were both lost, and then chosing you to go and check inside the creepy, dark, ghost infested forest that started right in front of the toads' town to check for the strange object that had been seen wandering around, like a bright, ghostly light.
Of course, you did know Boos were a thing, and had even seen (and been scared) by a couple of them sometimes. Of course, after some words, they could be convinced to go back to the forest, or else, they'd be dealing with a few foWAH's from your part.
But now, you were the one being forced by the hopeless stares of the few dozens of toads in front of you to go and INTO their territory! What a moron you turned out to be...
Still... things wouldn't get that ugly after all... or would they?
Of course, you just had to open you mouth. You had been wandering around the forest for at least a couple of hours, and getting increasingly worried at the fact that you hadn't seen a single Boo out there yet. Maybe they were preparing for a trap? Maybe they were just watching and waiting for the right moment to attack you? Maybe they were already behind you!?
Turning back, you were relieved to see no boos stalking you from behind... though that might be because they could turn invisible? Aww crap...
Instantly, you turned around and prepared to run, totally convinced they were stalking you and preparing an ambush, and by Peach's boobs, you would never fall into their-
"Oh, good evening. Who might you be?"
A scream escaped from your mouth, certainly in a higher pitch than whatever you had achieved before, and truly sounding like a frightened little girl. At least until you noticed the boo in front of you hadn't moved or... leaped, floated, or whatever they do, against you. Instead, it was staring at you with a serious and polite expression... Seeing this, you calmed down, with the first question being of where would his friends of the ambush be.
"Ambush? Oh dear, you might be mistaken, my good lad. I am on my way towards the Toad's town to request the help of Mario. I suppose you do know of him, considering you are of the same... caste as him."
At the mention of the name Mario, your face adopted an almost annoyed look before turning to the english looking Boo and asking him if he had been living in a deserted house away of the civilization to not know of what had been happening recently. At which, the posh Boo simply nodded, telling you that, as a matter of fact, they did.
Incoming a facepalm! Of course, freakin' Boos and their liking for abandoned and dark places to live.
And as such, you were forced to explain to the ellegant Boo about what had happened recently, and that Mario was missing.
"... my, oh my... that is a grave situation after all... and here we were about to offer Mario something that he might have liked..." The posh boo began to float in small circles, all while looking ellegantly concerned. Of course, after a few moments, the Boo stopped floating and turned to you with a serious, if creepily discerning look, as if he was staring at your soul. "... say... aren't you the martial artist at the town?"
... Oh no.
You did not have much of a choice when the ghost now known by you as "Bootler" offered you a reward if you helped them with an issue they had, since by all accounts, with Peach gone, your income would be busted and you'd be left with no food or a place to live again, then you'd gladly do anything for a bit of money. It wasn't as if those golden coins were found on trees, right?
And as such, you had followed the Boo towards the abandoned mansion, where he carelessly floated towards the third floor, almost as if forgetting that your "caste", as he referred to you, could not fly. To which, he answered that it'd be a test to see if you were "worthy" of Lady Bow's presence.
Of course, because being Worthy always consisted on solving stupid puzzles that did not give you an advantage over whatever came next, right? Nope, so screw that!
instead of going on with all those stupid puzzles, you simply decided to jump straight at the third floor from the second floor. Mario's jumps can suck it when you have height on your side, hah!
Speedrunners would certainly be jealous of that, since you simply didn't have to solve anything to reach the third floor! Of course, it wasn't easy, since there weren't many times when you had to lift our own weight up. But hey, if it meant a good reward, you were eager to climb over the freakin' Himalayas!
And with a triumphant kick, the door to the final room of the third floor was taken down, and you entered with a mocking smirk and giving all the tests back there an imaginary middle finger before looking at the Bootler and declaring proudly that those tests hadn't been that hard.
Or not as hard as your dick that morning, your mind immediately said, making you let out a chuckle.
"So it seems... it appears i have misjuged you, my good lad. It seems like you might be up to the task after all. Wait here, i will go and tell Lady Bow of your... feat. Please, have a seat, as we didn't expect you so soon."
After so much walking and now literally dragging your ass through a floor, you gladly took the offer. You didn't even notice as your eyes began to close while you waited. And even less when you simply fell asleep on the chair.
The sound of a soft laughter finally wake you up from your sweet, wet dream with the princess peach. Though of course, it wasn't the laughter of the princess what woke you up... looking around, the dark, web infested building finally brought back the memory of where you were and what you were doing there.
Of course, that finally made your eyes widen when you had the realization that you had a hard on when you were about to meet whoever this "lady bow" was. If she got freaked out by your hard dick, then there'd be no money!
Almost immediately, you began to cross sit properly, as if you were a member of the nobelty back home, even if your clothes showed otherwise, of course. Though the tough part came when you tried to hide your hard on, having little to no space to hide it!
The only solution that came to mind? Cross your legs, of course! Quickly, you started to move your leg up, asking Jr down there for forgiveness before pushing your legs together, wincing slightly when the pain came at having your penis bent unnaturally while completely hard. You decided to hide away the pain, and steeled yourself to push your legs harder, and finally achieving on looking at least somewhat respectable.
At least for a few seconds until the pain would become too much to handle, making you spring out of your seat, not caring that you still had a hard tent in your pants if it meant releasing Jr from that unbearable pain.
And then, the laughter came back. You knew that laughter... It was a Boo... though a more feminine one, it seemed. Lifting your head, you finally caught sight of the Boo. It was... green. Huh... most boos seemed to be a lighter, if not completely white color. But this one was green... and it had a pair of red ribbons hanging form where either her hair and/or ears would be.
Maybe she hadn't noticed you? And even less, had she not taken notice of your hard tent? Maybe there was still some chance to-
"GAHHHHHH!!" The green Boo suddenly turned around while showing an unnaturally wide mouth with sharp fangs on each side, immediately sending you back to the chair due to everything: the shock of seeing the usual "scary face" of the Boos as well as how quick they could sometimes be (when they wanted to be, of course).
"OHH HO HO HO! Look like i still have it in me, Bootler!" The now obviously female ghost laughed at you with a posh, naturally ellegant laughter while fanning herself softly with a fan that she got from who knew where. All while the "Bootler" appeared behind her, still with his serene and seemingly bored expression, but still looking entertained enough for your actions.
"So it seems, m'lady Bow. You left the young man completely paralized from the scare."
Meanwhile, you were indeed paralized in the chair, with your eyes completely wide and unfocused as if you had died. The only sign that you were still alive was the soft breathing and a short yet sudden movement of your eyes every now and then. Yes, you had been spooked indeed. Those sharp teeth and the speed at which they could scare was always surprising.
But what had shocked you the most was...what this "lady Bow" had beneath her.
A fucking Boo had suddenly replaced princess Peach lovely vision in your fantasies! A fucking Boo! With fucking huge... No... with titanically huge boobs!
Yes, the green Boo with cute ribbons on top of her face had managed to make you fall in love by simply having big breasts. It was both, arousing... and fucking terrifying.
Slap!
You grunted when you felt a harsh smack on your cheek, making you finally come back from your perverted fantasies (with a fucking Boo!) before turning to the very same ghost who had a not pleased at all expression.
"Alright, you are finally aware, good. Now stay focused, please, since we have a very important matter to discuss. And please, pay attention unless you want to get slapped again. I won't hesitate to do so!" She said while using one of her... hands, paws, limbs... to take one of her stupidly huge breasts and wobble it in front of you "menacingly".
...
...
Wait, did she actually do what you were thinking?
...
...
No... fucking... way...
One of your dirtiest fantasies had become true...
You had been boobie slapped
By a fucking Boo.
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