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Reviews for Enigma's Mass Effect Smutfics

By : elegyenigma
  • From ANON - Leg-u-on on November 24, 2008
    I laughed during most of this. Funny read. It was a really good laugh, especially this: "By human sizing, she was a large D-cup, possibly even a lower-number DD." XD I mean, we all know the number stays the same, but the cups get bigger when you try to highlight how big boobs are! Though the image of Tali with DD cups is very amusing, considering her back would be broken from it!

    A lot of the writing came off as a really good parody of how stereotypical human/alien sexual encounters play out, simply hilarious! Hey, smut isn't known to be very realistic, I know, but some of the lines that Shepard and Tali spoke to each other were more stilted than being caught by your mother-in-law ready to peg your boyfriend. Especially when he gave her instructions on how to suck -- it sounded like someone had tried to turn my IKEA manual into a sexual experience.

    Also, using the term "one-eyed monster" as a way to refer the penis, is such a classic. It never grows old.

    All in all, awesome parody!

    (No really, I did laugh a lot!)
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  • From ANON - ProjectOrigins on November 11, 2008
    I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you can find a job. Great story by the way. I enjoy your characterization.
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  • From ANON - Blaze W. on November 11, 2008
    Yea! love the way your going with it more Tali please.
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  • From ANON - K2V on November 08, 2008
    Looking good, looking forward to update.
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  • From ANON - imacatetc on November 07, 2008
    I absolutely love both parts that are currently up. If reviews are what you need to continue this, then I'll gladly oblige.

    Personally, my tastes would lean a bit more towards the..."exotic", but that's me and I can't fault your stories since they are yours, and not mine :P.

    Both chapters are very well written, always a pleasure to read after sifting through some of the stuff you can find floating around :D.

    I liked the first chapter with Liara, but I'm looking forward to Tali a smidgen more.

    Keep up the good work and I definitely recommend this set of of stories to whomever may ready this.
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  • From ANON - Anon on November 03, 2008
    finally a fanfic w/ tali in it!
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  • From ANON - Anon on October 31, 2008
    Update soon after a week from October 23, eh? I suppose I can wait. Quality *coughcoughproperlyformattedwellwrittencoughcough* fics can sometimes be rare; it's nice to find one like this. And to Clayface, I would assume Enigma meant his cable internet is out. Either that or he just can't write without watching MythBusters.
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  • From ANON - Anon on October 30, 2008
    Write chapter four already!
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  • From ANON - Pwedge on October 28, 2008
    Wonderful writing! I have much enjoyed the couple stories you have already posted, and cannot wait for part II with tali. Good show man, keep up the awesome work!
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  • From ANON - Justin Fregoe on October 26, 2008
    Well, finally, the Normandy's slow elevators paid off.
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  • From ANON - Clayface on October 25, 2008
    I like Anon's idea, I always like femdom stories. Not stories where they abuse and humiliate a man but rather when they pleasure him against his will and then they use him for their own pleasure. Like chapter 4 of "In Shepard's Shadow".

    By the way Enigma, what the hell do you mean by "cable is out", what does that have to do with updating your story?
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  • From ANON - Anon on October 25, 2008
    You know, you could also do a reverse gangbang on Feros; during the assault on the Thorian Shepard gets cut off from his squad, and swarmed by aroused Asari clones that are trying to slow him down.
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  • From cdog21 on October 23, 2008
    Alright you officialy have my interest. I hope you update soon because I want to see just what kind of fun Tali and Shepard get in to.
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  • From ANON - Shaidar on October 22, 2008
    Reactions, in order: "Yay, update!" *reads first few sentences of intro* "Oh my god, it's the Tali one! *sees that the sex comes later* "Oh my god, I HATE you!"

    I liked it, I think you did really well with Tali, that you really did her justice. I am really looking forward to the next part, and to the rest of these. Very good, and keep up the good work. *already impatient for the next part*
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  • From ANON - TurkeySandwich on October 22, 2008
    You're killing me making me wait for part 2. UPDATE NOW!
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