Power Requirements

Picking up a real live Prothean was a plus in Joker's mind. Even his attitude was geared toward giving the Reapers hell. He'd be a huge help towards fighting the Reapers, and privately he thought he'd get more 'alone time' with EDI thanks to him. Shepard was spending hours comparing information with Javik on Reaper tactics, and he hadn't seen him in hours, apart from getting a message telling him to fly to the salarian homeworld. As he heard the doors open he quickly swiveled his chair to see EDI storm into the room and close the door. He glanced at the door to realize she had locked it behind her.

"How'd the mission go? I heard our new crew member was a little feisty when you guys woke him up." he tentatively asked as her piercing stare traveled down his body, suddenly feeling self-conscious.

"My shields were worn down are currently unable to regenerate," she complained, showing displeasure at her own words. Joker knew he was in trouble by the look on her face. "I believe you took advantage of my situation, and you must pay for your actions."

Joker quickly defended himself, shouting "Whoa! Whoa! Slow down, it wasn't my idea to do that! Take it easy on your only pilot!" Throwing up his arms in front of him in a full-body cringe, he closed his eyes and mentally prepared for the coming blows. Nothing happened.

Slowly, he cracked open his eyes to see EDI hadn't moved from her spot by the door. Her face had returned to her neutral expression as she waited for what seemed like forever.

"... That was a joke," she eventually declared, giving Joker a sly grin, as he collapsed in his seat, the threat of death pumping adrenaline through his system. "Wow EDI, you can't scare me like that!" Joker complained, relieved that the armored robot of death wasn't going to choke the life out of him, for now.

"Did you need something? " He questioned her, wary of the way she'd locked the door. "We're almost reached the place where Wrex is going to shoot stuff and not bother asking questions later," he said, hoping she wasn't still going to kill her.

"It seems that I did not properly anticipate the strains of combat," she pouted as she leisurely sauntered towards Joker. As she neared him, she turned her visor off with a blink of her eye and announced "as a result, I shall require your full cooperation." Silently daring Joker to object, she lightly pushed Joker's legs together, placing them between her own legs as she parked herself on his chair.

"But EDI, I've still got to plot the route to the salarian hom-mmmph" Joker's protests were interrupted as EDI lowered her face to his, kissing him on his mouth. Wrapping her arms around his body, EDI brought them together behind Joker's chair, trapping him in her embrace. She poked her tongue past his lips, entwining their tongues together, sensing a wetness in his mouth that excited her. As Joker felt the dry invader wipe at his salivating lips and caress his tongue in ways he'd only dreamed of, he shakily lifted his arm. Squeezing her arm harder than he dared, EDI took the hint and uncoupled her lips from his.

"I am fully capable of flying myself towards a planet, Jeff," EDI angrily reminded him while calculating the most efficient course in her mind. Joker took in several gasps of air in the meantime, trying to catch his breath back while she activated her engines.

Glancing over to the window she announced "I have plotted the course. We will arrive in 26 minutes." When she turned back to her prisoner she leaned in to continue their battle for dominance. He struggled for control, tasting his spit pooling in her eagerly waiting mouth as his tongue probed for a weakness in her defense.

As he began to run out of air once more, EDI began trailing her kisses from his panting lips down his chest. Before he could get his bearings EDI pulled away from him again, severing their connection, and levered her body off Jeff to get at her prize.

"All right, you've made your point. But we'll be in orbit in less than half an hour!" Joker argued with less and less intensity, his mind fixed on EDI's beautiful face as she firmly pulled his legs apart. His cock was quickly pulled free from his constricting pants as she purposely slowed her actions to a crawl.

EDI placed the tip of her tongue on the bottom of his shaft and sensuously licked her way up, intent on sucking him dry. As she made her way along Joker's lengthening rod she could feel his cock pulsing and twitching as pleasurable sensations traveled throughout his body. She slowed her maddening upward motion to a halt as her tongue reached the tip of the head, slurping noisily on the sweet juices leaking out from it and sucking them into her keenly panting mouth. Joker was already breathless from her ministrations, balling his hands into fists. He quickly moved his hands to her head to pleasantly discover that it was smoother than it looked. Curiously, he ran his fingers through the long soft threads that formed her hair, tugging and pulling on the cool hairs to distract himself from EDI's unbearable actions.

He felt EDI shudder in pleasure as his fingers dug into her silky strands, picturing them being wrapped around his cock as he tugged them back and forth. EDI, however, saw a fleeting scenario flash through her mind of her hair being covered in his thick, tasty jizz. She used one hand to grip the base of his cock taking him away from the edge momentarily, intending to savor this moment before possibly losing her body during her next mission. She gave a tender kiss to the tip of his cock before sucking it lightly, causing him to moan uncontrollably as the overwhelming pleasure took hold of his body.

EDI leaned backwards to drink in the reaction towards her efforts to see a look of ecstasy written all over Joker's face. He leaned forwards with her to keep his hands in her pliable hair, gawking at the greedy look on her face as she gave him some time to recover. She privately enjoyed the sight of Joker's body helplessly obeying her every movement and command, watching him squirm as she relentlessly teased, licked, and stroked his cock. The stare he was giving her indicated that it was past time for her to resume sucking the object of her worship.

She felt her body experiencing new sensations as she renewed her assault. The roof of her mouth unexpectedly began to excrete her own form of saliva, which she happily put to use, coating her tongue in the warm, slippery liquid as she closed the distance between her body and Joker's flavorful cock.

“That feels terrific… EDI…” Joker rasped as her unexpectedly drenched tongue picked up where it had left off. As EDI's lips parted to take Joker's cock into her oral cavity, her sensors picked up a smell around his sexual organ that sent tingles towards her own lower body. While she lathered her target in saliva with her slippery tongue, sucking with escalating eagerness, EDI began to experience an increase in heat and condensation between her legs.

Feeling unbearably hot Joker said, "let me get out of this first," and released his hold on EDI's hair to rip off his clothes. She groaned in disappointment, unable to verbally admonish him as she sucked and slobbered on his erect cock. Her actions nevertheless gave Joker the message that he'd done something to displease her. Joker cried out as he felt EDI's groan rumble around his cock, sending a wave of pleasure through it. The stimulation was strong enough to send a large amount of his pre-cum shooting out his cock and was sucked into the ravenous mouth before him. EDI's consolation prize landed on her tongue, and as she distractedly swirled it around, bathing Joker's cock in the liquid, he managed to pull off his shirt in one piece, discarding it behind his chair. She dragged his pants down for easier access until they lay on the floor, leaving Joker's body naked for her to use as she wished.

Joker relaxed his body, happy to be free of his stuffy, restricting clothes. Replacing his fingers in EDI's sinfully soft hair, he leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes to fully appreciate every sensation EDI let loose on his cock. EDI felt her pilot relax as he gave his full attention to her. She slowly pulled away from her worship of his cock, leaving long strings of gooey saliva and pre-cum connecting her luscious lips to the organ in front of her. Swirling her tongue, she collected a sample of the feast that was soon to come, but most of the tasty strands escaped her attempts at gathering them, landing with silent splashes on her bountiful breasts.

"What's wrong? You haven't even started yet!" Joker quickly voiced his frustration. Opening his eyes, he was greeted with a spectacular view as EDI ran a finger along her skin, moaning as she felt the liquids unite with her finger. Reaching over to his cock, she collected a generous portion of the pre-cum leaking from his tip, coating her finger in his juices. Satisfied with the quantity on it, she plunged the delectable digit deep into her mouth. Imagining the feast that was soon to come, she stared back invitingly at Joker as she sucked it clean with a wet pop.

"I believe that we have started Jeff," she calmly replied. "However, your body would have been unable to last much longer if I had continued. As we do not have much time until we reach our destination, I thought you wanted this over as quickly as possible?"

Jeff gazed at EDI's moving lips, trying to remember why he'd been afraid of running out of time when EDI's bombshell of a body was parked between his legs. "Well, you will need more power for the next mission," he grudgingly admitted aloud, and saw EDI's face form a thoughtful expression.

"It would be... dangerous for my health if I stopped now," she reasoned with him, her mouth hovering only inches above his cock.

Hoping for his permission to continue, she looked up for his consent to see Joker's hands reaching towards the back of her head. She knew his answer when Joker applied pressure downwards, bringing her within range of her goal. Her smirking lips parted, allowing Joker to push EDI down on his iron-hard cock. Wrapping her hand around the bottom his shaft, EDI pushed back against Joker's hands. Taking her sweet time, EDI lathered the shaft in her mouth with all the saliva she had gathered on her tongue, enveloping it in the slimy fluid. Pulling her lips back until they caught on Joker's mushroom head, she made use of the hand she had placed on his warm shaft. While sucking on the leaky tip, her hand made its way up and down his shaft. Leisurely stroking his cock, she made sure the full length of his cock was covered in her slippery substance before taking her hand away. Finally, she thought, Joker was ready for the main event.

EDI began bobbing her head up and down, causing Joker to gasp in pleasure as he felt his cock travel from the edge of her puckered lips to the inside of her sopping wet mouth, over and over again. Feeling adventurous, EDI cupped his balls with her slimy hand and tugged on them as Joker rammed himself as far as he could down into her throat. She sensed the heat radiating from his cock in her throat and that mouth-watering smell as her nose bumped into his skin.

When Joker saw his cock was already entirely inside her mouth, he was a little disappointed that she had no need to breathe, or gag on his cock as it plugged her throat. His disappointment vanished as EDI's lips suddenly emitted a slow hum, sending nonstop vibrations along his cock as her throat pulsed from some undiscovered subroutine. EDI's vision was slowly fading as she realized her body had a built-in choke button, which the succulent cock had activated when jamming itself deep into her throat. EDI quickly pulled away from Joker's cock, ending the strange but pleasant sensation to see Joker's blissful face.

"I can't believe how incredible that felt," Joker whispered as EDI made a mental reminder to investigate what had happened. He tugged sharply on her hair as she picked up where she had left off, bringing her head up before ramming it back down on his penis again. EDI moved her free hand down to his legs and began stroking his thigh as her throat convulsed, wanting Joker's cock to gag her even more. His cock blocked the entrance to her throat again, and as she shuddered in pleasure she glanced up at his face, gauging his reactions. Joker had his eyes squeezed his eyes shut, unable to watch EDI's show for fear of release. He could hear her having trouble gulping his cock as his cock rammed into her purring throat, unable to slide down the narrow passage in the back of her mouth. The sounds she let loose on his cock only excited him further, bringing him closer to his climax.

EDI kept up her ridiculous pace, sucking whatever was in range of her tongue, determined to create time for additional experimentation. She decided that the fastest solution was for Joker to climax in her mouth. She moved her lips away from of the base of his cock, stopping halfway up his shaft as her hand fondled his balls. Feeling EDI suck as hard as she could on the meat trapped between her voracious lips, Joker let out a deep heartfelt moan, begging her not to stop. Joker felt the pressure on his balls lessen and nearly came at that very moment. He managed to hold it in, as his tip began leaking furiously from the amazing blowjob EDI was giving him.

EDI could hear and feel his breathing getting more and more labored as she caressed him. She had removed her hand from his thigh, placing it at the base of his cock instead. Stroking the unused portion of his cock, which looked abandoned without her mouth around it, EDI felt Joker grip her head hard as he could.

“EDI… I’m getting so close…” Joker whimpered, prompting her to increase her efforts. While EDI bobbed her head and sucked harder than she had done before, her saliva escaped the confines of her mouth, slowly sliding down Joker's cock. Her hand quickly rubbed it into his skin, increasing the tempo to which Joker began bucking his hips as if it would delay the inevitable. “I… I’m…. here it COMES.” Joker shouted out, finally reaching his climax.

Swirling her tongue around his cock to suck in as much as she could, EDI helped herself to the spray of delicious cum that she'd been working so hard for, drinking to her heart's desire. Relentless waves of his warm nectar shot out his cock and past her lips. It was so intense she couldn’t swallow enough of the endless load, and quickly moved her head up and off his discharging cock for more time. A stream of thick cum dribbled from her mouth down her neck as she leaned back, swallowing the rest of his cum. EDI quickly stroked the entirety of Joker's cock, desperately wishing his orgasm would never end. She remembered a piece of advice that would force him to work harder.

"Cover my face in your tasty jizz," EDI purred, following the instructional vids she had memorized for this as she closed her eyes, sticking out her tongue in preparation. She registered a second load of cum flying towards her famished features, feeling it land all over her face and tasting the sweet, sticky substance on her lips. As the endless stream of Joker's milky white essence landed on EDI she grabbed hold of his cock with both hands and milked him for all his worth. EDI leaned her head back, sticking her tongue past her lips that were open as wide she could while she received her reward. Joker stared as EDI slowly and sensually swallowed the cum dribbling down her face onto her tongue. More and more cum blasted out from Joker's cock as EDI's hands stroked his spewing organ. EDI was endlessly bombarded by Joker's juice, completely covering her face in a warm, thick, gooey layer of her delicious treat.

The white substance slowly oozed down her face, compelling EDI to stop jerking Joker off. Quickly cupping her hands beneath her dripping face, she gazed hungrily at the large amount of cum trickling into the bowl created by her fingers. Lapping at the pool of cum in her hands, she felt the jizz that had escaped her fingers dribble down onto her breasts, leaving Joker with a sight he would never forget. Joker propelled his body forward, grabbing his cock to rapidly jerk himself off to the amazingly arousing sight in front of him.

EDI was bent over on her knees with his cum splashed over her entire face, drinking from a pool of his spunk as if her existence depended on it. Her breasts had captured any liquids she had missed, trapping them between her two now perfectly white mounds. As she raised her eyes to his with the naughtiest expression he'd ever seen on her, she paused her drinking to moan his name aloud in the sexiest voice she could manage.

"Jeff, give me your yummy cum," she shamelessly begged for more, waiting as Joker's hands pumped furiously at her words, intent on following her command. Seeing her desperate face helped him urgently fire another load into her face, depositing more and more of his cum into EDI's waiting cupped hands.

EDI slowly drank in the fruits of her labor, giving Joker a breather from the physical exertion and emptying her hands of cum. Licking the last traces off her fingers only left her hungry for more. She grabbed Joker's cock and rubbed it all over her face, enjoying the powerful smell she encountered, collecting his seed.

After covering his meat in the last of the juices remaining on her body, EDI lowered her lips over his rod and began sucking him off for the final time. Her tongue snaked around his cock, licking him for any last traces of cum left. EDI then began to slide her hands along Joker's cock, with her lips closely following. Joker's rest had given him a little more stamina, and as EDI's tongue wrapped around his tip, he fired off his final load, coating the inside of her mouth.

Joker lay back in his chair, utterly and completely spent, watching EDI as she opened her mouth wide to display her tongue poking out from under a pool of his cum. As she stroked his worn out cock she swallowed what remained in her mouth, before seeing to Joker's stained hands.

Taking his fingers into her mouth one by one, he sucked them clean as she done before, causing Joker to tremble at the feel of her tongue sucking them clean. Carefully collecting the leftovers of their exertions, EDI gulped down her final helping as Joker glanced over to see they would arrive in four minutes. He checked again to be sure it had only been that long.

EDI saw his double take, and was unable to keep a straight face as she triumphantly told him "I believe we have finished this session with time to spare." Joker shook his head, unable to fathom how easily she'd pulled off her seduction in so little time.

"That's what I get for doubting you. Just remind me next time that you're always right," he sarcastically added as he lazily stretched his frame before burying deeper into his comfortable chair. Standing up, EDI paused to consider his statement.

"I will remember you said that, Jeff" she smirked, as she collected his clothes. "While you recuperate I will inform Shepard that we have arrived." Handing the shirt to Joker, she positioned herself on top of him, his cock quickly jumping to attention again, coming into contact with her leg.

Fighting to keep a straight face Joker barely registered her words as she leaned in close to his ear and warned him, whispering "now put your clothes back on before I change my mind." Standing up, she gave him an indecipherable look, before moving towards the door. Struggling back into his clothing he watched the gorgeous backside of EDI as she unlocked the door and waltzed through. As the door closed behind her, EDI quickly turned and gave him something that looked remarkably like a wink.